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Salutations everyone! It's the one and only, GRAMMAR POLICE!
rip California. (Meanwhile their police chief is yapping about being a lesbian and the city is yapping about saving a fish)
i just saw a massive plume of smoke coming off the highway today surrounded by police cars and something in the middle
A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go⦠Read more
LIVE SHOOTER AT MY HIGHSCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!! CALL THE POLICA VALLEY CENTER HIGH SCHOOL IM IN ROOM 1202 PLEASE HELP!!!!!
[Verse: Dean Pelton] Well Iβm a peanut bar and Iβm here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
[Outro] I don't know what that was, I don't I don't know what that was
I would just feel safer if it was a white officer pulling me over
I don't know if Ethans on or not but he probably won't be on much longer so he's under official police investigation, just in case anyone asks just know he's in deep shit.
Aw shit, the kids got to the computer, and are now sending radar signals to the police station, guess I have to burn them now to get rid of the evidence.
Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard π
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe⦠Read more
Hey guys! Halloween's coming up, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard π
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pepsi c⦠Read more
a song from my moms funeral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkvjx9CCdRo
she was a police oficer