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One moth ago, on November the twenty fifth, I spoke to someone who I could just talk and talk and talk to. And that person could talk and talk and talk back to me. While that person does have a fondness for yapping, something was just different. She could open up to me about things she kept hidden, and I, the same. I felt like I got something from a talking to that person that I didn’t get out of anyone else. And th… Read more

Ive decied that im done. Im done letting men walk all over me, and use me. im done letting poeple just treat me like this. ive deiced that, im going to take my time with this, and not try to find someone, but be happy with myself. then maybe ill find a person who can treat me right and im done not being picky. i want to find seomoen who be there when my parents die, who will be there when i have my children, someone who can stay with me and walk me through life. im not going to settle for anything less. im done.

@matt, does the newer view count if the same person refreshs and views it again? I'm assuming not but just wondering what it's based off of. Acc? Ip? Or anytime it's loaded?

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Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more

MEMORIAL POST To the New Era,

The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.

The community back then was a comple… Read more

PSA: STOP MAKING SHITTY ONE WORD POSTS!!! THEY ARE NOT INTERESTING, THEY CLOG UP THE FEED, AND ARE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. THIS COMMUNITY IS NOT FOR SLAMMING YOUR HEAD ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE YOUR OWN DECISIONS LED YOU TO REQUIRE THIS SITE AS A CHATTING ALTERNATIVE. THIS IS THE WORSTJOKESEVER COMMUNITY, NOT YOUR PERSONAL CHAT BUBBLE. MAKE INTERESTING POSTS ABOUT INTERESTING TOPICS AND CONVERSATE *AS A COMMUNITY!!!!!*

So like I gotta post this everywhere, cause Kayla is doing the ice bucket challenge, and yeah... Every year 726,000 people take there own lives, that’s 1 person every 40 seconds, if you or someone you know is struggling please reach out, you don’t have to fight these battles alone, don’t put a period, God isn’t done writing your story, please reach out, things will get better I promise, God gives hard challenges to his toughest warriors, things will get better, I love you.

for your whole life people expected things from you. be good, be better, be successful, be happy, and you've tried, sometimes at the expense of your own peace, but to be good enough for others, maybe some of it helped, but a lot of it just made you feel like youre never doing enough, but whos life are you really living? whos voice are you trying to impress? if its not yours, let it go. you dont have to chase after a perfect life to deserve peace. youre not a list of achievements, youre a person, and your life, gets to feel like yours.

This site used to be OG. Until every good person left and were replaced by shitty lowlives. I miss Jake, Hailey, Caitlyn, Cacey, Entity, rmk, Sad Sara, and Addy. Oh, how the great have fallen. 😔 Now it’s just depressed people with no lives who come here to cause useless drama about their boyfriend or girlfriend and about their personal problems. I’m telling you now, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. I come here to have a good time laughing at funny jokes and chatting with sane people not counselling. So please, either leave or stop shoving your miserable life down our throats.

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more

MATTT, PLEASE ADD A MUTE BUTTON/POST ADMIN WHERE THE PERSON WHO MADE THE POST CAN MUTE OTHERS FROM THE COMMENT SECTION ALL THESE ALTS ARE BS

ANOTRHR ALT: if yous remember the whole Lola Harts crew and one of the pics that were sent by one of then is the same person in this pfp. https://worstjokesever.com/@layla%E2%9D%A4%EF%B8%8F%E2%9D%A4%EF%B8%8F

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Isn't crazy how none of those alts are on at different times? Whenever one is off, they're all off, when ones afk they are all afk. So Hive Mind or 1 person?

yay todays my last day of school

in honor of the old tradition of wje, Imma do a shout-out list thingy Ethan: You're a great fellow mod and a great guy overall to be with, even if you still lie to yourself that you don't like femboys Kayla: You've been a really good person and a great friend and i'm very glad that I got to meet you. (btw, I wonder how many calories Mr. Nibbles is) Hyphen: you're a pretty cool guy. S… Read more

Guys, I think its time to accept this site is dead. It brings me great sadness to say, but it is the objective truth. Lets begin with the obvious: the lost. Wade, Perc, SaH, Wilkson, they are all gone. Some of our best users have not been on in months.

Second is the lack of trolls, I know its odd to say but I miss the days when you could get on an anon and bully people, or troll. I also miss the hate directed at cer… Read more

The fact that i only love 1 person with all my heart, it's not you, Emma. kinda gay, you ask on wje