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Nigge

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bud I have to be the guy that says this but you can't say that here. strike one

me or him

Bread of loaf

What’s i do

I'm guessing you were the anon

that was me

there’s a strike system now

ah, okay

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as long as it isn't a full slur or meant to harrass its fine.

what’s the difference between the two

i mean what’s the difference between soft a and hard a?

so i can say nigg_ but not nigg__

got it

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weird

when did they put this all in place

Yugi

when did they put this all in place

a few months ago

i’ve been one here decently regurlarly since school started back and im just learning about this

Cosmo the Intern

after Jake left

jake left?

Yugi

jake left?

his parents caught him but he came back a few weeks ago

got it

hii

hi mal

hey

hey cosmo

Cosmo the Intern

his parents caught him but he came back a few weeks ago

and he started dating someone in this chat

muahaha

Cosmo the Intern

and he started dating someone in this chat

mal im assuming

by the muahaha

Cosmo the Intern

and he started dating someone in this chat

who pretends to be a 17yo girl

omg shut up gng

so definitely mal

got it

im not pretending lmao

… yeah right

cosmo havent you literally seen my face rev bro

mal

cosmo havent you literally seen my face rev bro

I've seen em

gng 😭

huhhhh

i literally dont lmao

ahuh

it is sure

smhsmh

Cosmo the Intern

bruh I'm still waiting for Ethan to respond on wire

how long as it been

im not gay, and im not gonna flirt with you, stop telling me to

that’s Cole

huh

he’s telling me to flirt with him to try and weird y’all out, but im not gay

No its just cuz i want to talk 2 sum1 as cute as u

oop

gtg take a quiz, give me a minute

Yugi

he’s telling me to flirt with him to try and weird y’all out, but im not gay

as i said

hiiii

spookSymphony

wow unrecognizable users

damn

Yugi

damn

Sorry I haven't been here in a while lmao

heyy

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

hruu

tired lmao

lmao

me llamo mal

spookSymphony

lamo

malo

guys

i’m gonna die

i have justin bieber stuck in my head

like kms

MY FIRST LOVE BROKE MY HEART FOR THE FIRST TIME

AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOHHHHHH

ugh kms.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

wait i just remembered smt bout that guys

bout that guy*

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

wait i just remembered smt bout that guys

what

spookSymphony

NO.

THEN GET JUSTINS ANNOYING TEENAGE VOICE OUTTA MY HEAD

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

he has the same birthday as me

iooooo

spookSymphony

I have the same birthday as dr seuss

LOL

mal

THEN GET JUSTINS ANNOYING TEENAGE VOICE OUTTA MY HEAD

BABY BABY BABY OHHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOO

i share a birthday with freddie mercury

i have the same birthday that is one of the dates shakespeare is thought to have died on

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i have the same birthday that is one of the dates shakespeare is thought to have died on

"one of"

mother teresa died on my bday

I share a birthday with the dude that played James Bond

the only cool person i share a bday with is freddie mercury

and 2 actresses from random shows

oh jake my class never did the religion debate 😭 she said nah lets not

mal

the only cool person i share a bday with is freddie mercury

OMG NO WAY THATS SO COOL

mal

the only cool person i share a bday with is freddie mercury

and MICHAEL KEATON

oh true

i forgot abt him

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

oh jake my class never did the religion debate 😭 she said nah lets not

lmao maybe for the best

wait do yall know that footballer Luis Muriel

only football i know IS THE ONE PLAYED WITH HANDS RAHHHHHHHH MERICAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FREEDOMMMMMMMMM

eagles

trump

flags

gasoline

mmm america

fireworks are so scary

mal

fireworks are so scary

my dad and the guys in our neighborhood go insane with fireworks

spookSymphony

my dad and the guys in our neighborhood go insane with fireworks

im not good with sudden loud noises

spookSymphony

THE EXPLOITATION OF NATIVE AMERICANS

the californians got their gold in the end didn't they?

i always panic during thunderstorms too lmao

mal

i always panic during thunderstorms too lmao

Awwww

spookSymphony

Are aerials allowed in NH?

idk lmao

mal

fireworks are so scary

lol one of my friends worked for Disney and did the pyrotechnic stuff

spookSymphony

Awwww

its slightly pathetic

mal

idk lmao

They were allowed back in utah but Wyoming sells even MORE illegal ones so we used to drive up there and get them

lmaoo

My dad legit spent $2000 on fireworks one year

daaaaamn

spookSymphony

My dad legit spent $2000 on fireworks one year

not enough

Cosmo the Intern

not enough

the rest of our neighbors also spent a shit ton of money on fireworks

fireworks are cool i just jumped every time one goes off

spookSymphony

We did it for like 3 days

oooo

mal

fireworks are cool i just jumped every time one goes off

OMG REMIND ME TO SEND YOU THE VIDEO OF ME PLAYING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER ON MY ROOF WHILE WE LIT OFF FIREWORKS ON 4TH OF JULY

spookSymphony

OMG REMIND ME TO SEND YOU THE VIDEO OF ME PLAYING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER ON MY ROOF WHILE WE LIT OFF FIREWORKS ON 4TH OF JULY

OOOOHHHH OKOKOK

oh

wow jake thats rlly helpful

jam the back of a chair into your stomach

el if you're actually like dying go thrust yourself over the back of a chaier

okokok

spookSymphony

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

ha.

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spookSymphony

nvm there's kids here

don't let cosmo see em

lmao

lmao

lmao

oaml

cuttenrly

bahahaha jinx

ylrnettuc

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

may i ask a question

yes you may

why dod dpeole think 13 year olds are young but not 14 yr olds?

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

why dod dpeole think 13 year olds are young but not 14 yr olds?

13 is fresh

i think 14 year olds are young too

Cosmo the Intern

British ahh

i do apologise for my inconvenience

mal

i think 14 year olds are young too

they're too old wym

spookSymphony

13 is fresh

oh trust me you do not want to know the amount of stuff we know... we know a bit too much

as an adult I view 12-15/16 year olds as one conglomerate of asshattery

Cosmo the Intern

they're too old wym

girl 😭

Cosmo the Intern

they're too old wym

oh hell naw look at this guy

hey

18 year olds think they're more mature than 17 year olds

ok grandpa

and I haven't experienced 19 year oldness yet

spookSymphony

but they're not

ho old are you then?

ew that's gross I don't wanna be 19 in 6 months

GUYS IM GOING TO FUCKING SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

old man

do y'all know someone named jeffery?

Kaleb Hill

do y'all know someone named jeffery?

yes he's weird and we shun him

spookSymphony

says a lot about you

muahahahahaha

Kaleb Hill

do y'all know someone named jeffery?

yes indeed

spookSymphony

yes he's weird and we shun him

shun?

im the opposite of a pedo

mal

im the opposite of a pedo

you like fucking old people?

i dont fuck anyone

what the actual fuck did i miss

Kaleb Hill

shun?

guys i think this is jeffrey tryna find out what we think abt him

mal

i dont fuck anyone

*yet. don't forget the power of yet

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

guys i think this is jeffrey tryna find out what we think abt him

good he should know

Cosmo the Intern

*yet. don't forget the power of yet

woah woah wpah

Cosmo the Intern

*yet. don't forget the power of yet

i aint doing anything related to fucking til im married thanks

IM NOT A KID I AM A GEN Z TEENAGER - teenager...

mal

i aint doing anything related to fucking til im married thanks

that's fair

what did i miss

Cosmo the Intern

that's fair

ahuh ahuh

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

you know what im gonna do on my 14th

El...

don't get caught up in all kinds of dumb shit

spookSymphony

don't get caught up in all kinds of dumb shit

irony captured

spookSymphony

just be a kid and have fun

i do have fun 😭

idk whats wrong with me being excited for my 14th birthday-

i miss being 10

but im even more excited for my 16th coz thats my golden

I'm just saying, word of advice, don't try to rush into growing up

Cosmo the Intern

I highly doubt that ur real

what makes you say that

it was so fun

Β°The real RB

what makes you say that

what's your full legal name

Β°The real RB

what makes you say that

msg me on lounge

idek what to say to this conversation like idk what to say to advice about growing up like what if i do want to grow up? im just escited coz im so determined on what job i want all that shit

Cosmo the Intern

msg me on lounge

lounge doesnt exist anymore

spookSymphony
Image

beautiful

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

idek what to say to this conversation like idk what to say to advice about growing up like what if i do want to grow up? im just escited coz im so determined on what job i want all that shit

You'll regret it if you do it too fast, that's all I'm saying 😭

Cosmo the Intern

it does tho

but it doesnt, jake deleeted it

the first time i watched napoleon dynamite i was like HELLA sick and genuinely thought it was a fever dream til my friend confirmed it was real

spookSymphony

No I was joking

then why cant i get on it

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

but it doesnt, jake deleeted it

its still active

spookSymphony

no they're fine

ur not mal and not a mod anymore

we dont rlly have a reason to

its me jeffery b/c my account won't let me log in

ok go ahead then

if its fake then yeah

Lost_TmZ

its me jeffery b/c my account won't let me log in

maybe for the best

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

and now ppl in the uk cant use it

ohhhh that happened to blach on the old lounge

mal

ohhhh that happened to blach on the old lounge

ohhhh

smhsmh

americans

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

and now ppl in the uk cant use it

but like why?

That shouldn't be happening cause of the trial ending

goofy ahh leaf water drinkers

You should try using a VPN or proxy or something lmao

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

I actually hate loving here

come to america

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
Image

like im jsut tryna listen to the POURING RAIN while the government is doing THIS rather that fixing the economy or any of that shit

spookSymphony

come to america

frrr

we need more cool ppl

spookSymphony

come to america

i wish i could.. im just scared of guns

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i wish i could.. im just scared of guns

ok so

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Nah we just gotta wait for 4chan to fuck the goverment over

yup and for king charles to die

spookSymphony

coming to america

lmao its such a good movie

america is NOT just a fucking shooting range lmao

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nvm i cant say that

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

like im jsut tryna listen to the POURING RAIN while the government is doing THIS rather that fixing the economy or any of that shit

strarmer is a peice of shit

😭

Just don't move to o-block and you're good lmao

Cosmo the Intern

strarmer is a peice of shit

eh hes not as bad as rishi sunak..

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

It can be one tjough

america isn't a shooting range. our schools are

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

True tho

frfr

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

eh hes not as bad as rishi sunak..

im jsut glad they didnt go thourgh with only giving us 3 weeks off rather than 7

haha are we gonna have a gun control debate rn cause that would be so funny

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

eh hes not as bad as rishi sunak..

the UK government is currently collapsing

Cosmo the Intern

the UK government is currently collapsing

yes it is

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Besides ion wanna leave london either, just look at this image i took yesterday

oooooh cool

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

yes it is

and us young people of the country are the ones that will be affected in the future

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

and us young people of the country are the ones that will be affected in the future

unfortunately yeah

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Besides ion wanna leave london either, just look at this image i took yesterday

thats so cool

yummers

cya

Cosmo the Intern

and who is the current pm?

Keir starmer

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Bye.

damn passive aggressive

huhhhh

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Besides ion wanna leave london either, just look at this image i took yesterday

This could be my profile picture or smth

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

what abt it

it's because of strarmer that the UK is collapsing

huhhhh

Cosmo the Intern

it's because of strarmer that the UK is collapsing

true, guess what the only country(s) i would move to are tho (theres 2)

smhsmh

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

true, guess what the only country(s) i would move to are tho (theres 2)

it's totally Iran which is the best country in the world

spain

belgium

boom shakalakalaka

Landonnnn

get it right lil brother

bud you the lil brother here

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

I went to madrid for a school trip once, yes, a school trip im not joking

i went to seville on a skl trip lol

Cosmo the Intern

bud you the lil brother here

yeah? How old are u then?

Landonnnn

get it right lil brother

I'm older than you, lil bro

Landonnnn

yeah? How old are u then?

lol wouldn't you like to know weather boy

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Ooooo

lol we have a partnering skl there and i got to go and meet the pupils and were still in contact

Cosmo the Intern

lol wouldn't you like to know weather boy

LOL

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

@eb what do you think of this 8yo?

Listen up, United Kingdom UK. This "Mein Fuhrer II" dingus is clearly lying about being 16. What do I think? I think they're probably 8, maybe 9 on a good day, and definitely shouldn't be here. Next question.

Cosmo the Intern

lol wouldn't you like to know weather boy

Okay cosmo.

Ive been in this community for like 3 years, just made a new account

Landonnnn

Ive been in this community for like 3 years, just made a new account

yeah? than what were your other accounts

one was Land0N! i believe

Naming yourself after a country aint tuff lil bro

my skl laptop passowrd is my crushes code name wit numbers instead of vowels lol

lmao

Landonnnn

Naming yourself after a country aint tuff lil bro

You never know, i might actually be a country with a mobike phone right now

Landonnnn

one was Land0N! i believe

i think I might remember that acc

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

You never know, i might actually be a country with a mobike phone right now

*Mobile*

Cosmo the Intern

i think I might remember that acc

I was like best friends wit mcshooty

Cosmo the Intern

really?

yep

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

K and l are next to each other bro. I bet you dont know its movil in spanish

Nope, i take french :)

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

HES THE REASON MY BF BROKE UP WITH ME LOL

huhhh

Landonnnn

Nope, i take french :)

imagine, spanish on top

nahhhh

i hated spanish

mal

huhhh

there was some post about a gay discord server and i asked mcshooty if i could add his disc not to join the chat but my bf saw it and it didnt end very well

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

there was some post about a gay discord server and i asked mcshooty if i could add his disc not to join the chat but my bf saw it and it didnt end very well

oop

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im choosing it for a gcse-

fuckin cambridge tests

my school does the international Cambridge testing bs

Cosmo the Intern

THEYRE CALLED POINTS NOT MARKS

^^^

Cosmo the Intern

AND ITS SPELLED COLOR NOT COLOUR

i prefer the british spelling

it looks more eloquent

hey.

There's a great band called City and Colour

cosmo thats not kind.

noooooo

imagine needing glasses

mal

imagine needing glasses

they're blue light glasses

lol I actually have glasses but I don't wear them ever

spookSymphony

they're blue light glasses

gay ass glasses

spookSymphony

I look fucking DASHING in them

i believe it

yeah

duh.

like

what else would it be

jake thats like so goofy

(uk do yk what it is)

spookSymphony

you people are not very kind.

you should know what fuckin xkcd is smhsmhsmh

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

(No, you?)

(no lmao)

for you dumbfucks that don't know what it is its a webcomic that is very sciency

Cosmo the Intern

for you dumbfucks that don't know what it is its a webcomic that is very sciency

yeah I looked it up and it looks gay

and like half the homestuck characters are gay

TROLLLLLLLLLLLL ROOOOOOOOOOMMMAAAANNNCEEEEEEEEEEEE

spookSymphony

yeah I looked it up and it looks gay

shut up.

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spookSymphony

And that makes you trans

nuh uh

Cosmo the Intern

quotebook

thats not quote worthy

quotebook quotes have to be inherently funny

i make 50 gay jake jokes a day

spookSymphony

quotebook quotes have to be inherently funny

frfr

spookSymphony

that one required knowledge

the only knowledge you have is music stuff

Cosmo the Intern

the only knowledge you have is music stuff

nuh uh

I'd say music is one of my least knowledgable areas

Cosmo the Intern

the only knowledge you have is music stuff

jake is very knowledgable

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Quotebook?

nope

yeah guys im not funny enough

smhsmh

it's not quotebook material even with the context

its like the most normal thing i could possible say

spookSymphony

it's not quotebook material even with the context

how dare you call me unfunny

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

So rude

frfr

spookSymphony
Image

the mannequin one 😭

this is a lame quote because it's vague and a common principle

its meh

i should be a quote then cus im very memorable

spookSymphony

This is just inherently funny

that ones so good

i swear rbs on smth

lmaoo

bro rb like doesnt even know what a period is

he called it a colon and apostrophe yesterday

spookSymphony

He was making a joke

ik lmao

it j wasnt funny

Γ€ quel point Γͺtes-vous bons en espagnol ?

spookSymphony

call me worstjakesever.com

youre bestjakeever.com

Landonnnn

Γ€ quel point Γͺtes-vous bons en espagnol ?

oui oui nein wienerschnitzel

oh

im sorry

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

It hurts when going in.

do you wanna talk abt it

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

im watching some youtuber called Naeco VA

Ok

spookSymphony

oui oui nein wienerschnitzel

so we speaking gibberish?

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

No

im your therapist

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Is this quotebook material?

no because it's clearly fabricated

so

uk

how does that make you feel

how would you describe that pain

in what way

is the pain sharp or dull or achey

i see i see

i diagnose you with pain

yes

painful pain

yes

painkillers

lmaoo

de nada

okayyy gn

yummers