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    bud I have to be the guy that says this but you can't say that here. strike one

    Apollo

    who

    both of you if you want

    however check which comment got deleted that isn

    Bread of loaf

    What’s i do

    I'm guessing you were the anon

    there’s a strike system now

    Comment deleted by Bread of loaf

    as long as it isn't a full slur or meant to harrass its fine.

    what’s the difference between the two

    its just how it is here for some reason man

    i mean what’s the difference between soft a and hard a?

    so i can say nigg_ but not nigg__

    Comment deleted by Cosmo idk

    when did they put this all in place

    I'm just deleting the comment cuz yeah

    Apollo

    when did they put this all in place

    a few months ago

    i’ve been one here decently regurlarly since school started back and im just learning about this

    Cosmo idk

    after Jake left

    jake left?

    Apollo

    jake left?

    his parents caught him but he came back a few weeks ago

    Cosmo idk

    his parents caught him but he came back a few weeks ago

    and he started dating someone in this chat

    Cosmo idk

    and he started dating someone in this chat

    mal im assuming

    by the muahaha

    Cosmo idk

    and he started dating someone in this chat

    who pretends to be a 17yo girl

    but is secretly a 50yo guy

    omg shut up gng

    so definitely mal

    im not pretending lmao

    … yeah right

    cosmo havent you literally seen my face rev bro

    like the Jews didn't do 9/11

    mal♡

    cosmo havent you literally seen my face rev bro

    I've seen em

    you look like a short man

    i literally dont lmao

    bruh I'm still waiting for Ethan to respond on wire

    Cosmo idk

    bruh I'm still waiting for Ethan to respond on wire

    how long as it been

    im not gay, and im not gonna flirt with you, stop telling me to

    that’s Cole

    he’s telling me to flirt with him to try and weird y’all out, but im not gay

    No its just cuz i want to talk 2 sum1 as cute as u

    gtg take a quiz, give me a minute

    Apollo

    he’s telling me to flirt with him to try and weird y’all out, but im not gay

    as i said

    wow unrecognizable users

    Anonymous

    wow unrecognizable users

    damn

    Sorry I haven't been here in a while lmao

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    hruu

    tired lmao

    me llamo mal

    Anonymous

    lamo

    malo

    i’m gonna die

    i have justin bieber stuck in my head

    MY FIRST LOVE BROKE MY HEART FOR THE FIRST TIME

    AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOHHHHHH

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    wait i just remembered smt bout that guys

    bout that guy*

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    wait i just remembered smt bout that guys

    what

    Anonymous

    NO.

    THEN GET JUSTINS ANNOYING TEENAGE VOICE OUTTA MY HEAD

    I have the same birthday as dr seuss

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    he has the same birthday as me

    iooooo

    Anonymous

    I have the same birthday as dr seuss

    LOL

    mal♡

    THEN GET JUSTINS ANNOYING TEENAGE VOICE OUTTA MY HEAD

    BABY BABY BABY OHHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOO

    i share a birthday with freddie mercury

    i have the same birthday that is one of the dates shakespeare is thought to have died on

    mother teresa died on my bday

    I share a birthday with the dude that played James Bond

    the only cool person i share a bday with is freddie mercury

    and 2 actresses from random shows

    oh jake my class never did the religion debate 😭 she said nah lets not

    mal♡

    the only cool person i share a bday with is freddie mercury

    OMG NO WAY THATS SO COOL

    mal♡

    the only cool person i share a bday with is freddie mercury

    and MICHAEL KEATON

    i forgot abt him

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    oh jake my class never did the religion debate 😭 she said nah lets not

    lmao maybe for the best

    wait do yall know that footballer Luis Muriel

    only football i know IS THE ONE PLAYED WITH HANDS RAHHHHHHHH MERICAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FREEDOMMMMMMMMM

    FUCKING POOL PARTIES AND SHIT

    THE EXPLOITATION OF NATIVE AMERICANS

    fireworks are so scary

    mal♡

    fireworks are so scary

    my dad and the guys in our neighborhood go insane with fireworks

    Anonymous

    my dad and the guys in our neighborhood go insane with fireworks

    im not good with sudden loud noises

    Anonymous

    THE EXPLOITATION OF NATIVE AMERICANS

    the californians got their gold in the end didn't they?

    Are aerials allowed in NH?

    i always panic during thunderstorms too lmao

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    TESCO

    TESCO MENTIONED

    Anonymous

    Are aerials allowed in NH?

    idk lmao

    mal♡

    fireworks are so scary

    lol one of my friends worked for Disney and did the pyrotechnic stuff

    Anonymous

    Awwww

    its slightly pathetic

    mal♡

    idk lmao

    They were allowed back in utah but Wyoming sells even MORE illegal ones so we used to drive up there and get them

    My dad legit spent $2000 on fireworks one year

    Anonymous

    My dad legit spent $2000 on fireworks one year

    not enough

    Cosmo idk

    not enough

    the rest of our neighbors also spent a shit ton of money on fireworks

    fireworks are cool i just jumped every time one goes off

    We did it for like 3 days

    Anonymous

    We did it for like 3 days

    oooo

    mal♡

    fireworks are cool i just jumped every time one goes off

    OMG REMIND ME TO SEND YOU THE VIDEO OF ME PLAYING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER ON MY ROOF WHILE WE LIT OFF FIREWORKS ON 4TH OF JULY

    OOOOHHHH OKOKOK

    wow jake thats rlly helpful

    jam the back of a chair into your stomach

    el if you're actually like dying go thrust yourself over the back of a chaier

    Anonymous

    I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

    ha.

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    Comment deleted by mal♡

    bahahaha jinx

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    may i ask a question

    yes you may

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    may i ask a question

    you just asked one

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    may i ask a question

    British ahh

    why dod dpeole think 13 year olds are young but not 14 yr olds?

    i think 14 year olds are young too

    Anonymous

    13 is fresh

    nah. its expired

    Cosmo idk

    British ahh

    i do apologise for my inconvenience

    mal♡

    i think 14 year olds are young too

    they're too old wym

    Anonymous

    13 is fresh

    oh trust me you do not want to know the amount of stuff we know... we know a bit too much

    as an adult I view 12-15/16 year olds as one conglomerate of asshattery

    Cosmo idk

    they're too old wym

    girl 😭

    Cosmo idk

    they're too old wym

    oh hell naw look at this guy

    17 year olds think they're mature

    18 year olds think they're more mature than 17 year olds

    and I haven't experienced 19 year oldness yet

    Anonymous

    but they're not

    ho old are you then?

    Anonymous

    but they're not

    no. that's just you

    ew that's gross I don't wanna be 19 in 6 months

    tf is going on w all these weird bots

    GUYS IM GOING TO FUCKING SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

    do y'all know someone named jeffery?

    mal♡

    old man

    says a lot about you

    Kaleb Hill

    do y'all know someone named jeffery?

    yes he's weird and we shun him

    Anonymous

    says a lot about you

    muahahahahaha

    Kaleb Hill

    do y'all know someone named jeffery?

    yes indeed

    Anonymous

    yes he's weird and we shun him

    shun?

    im the opposite of a pedo

    he posts fucking gay anime porn and shit

    mal♡

    im the opposite of a pedo

    you like fucking old people?

    i dont fuck anyone

    like he'll just randomly do it

    what the actual fuck did i miss

    Kaleb Hill

    shun?

    guys i think this is jeffrey tryna find out what we think abt him

    mal♡

    i dont fuck anyone

    *yet. don't forget the power of yet

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    guys i think this is jeffrey tryna find out what we think abt him

    good he should know

    Cosmo idk

    *yet. don't forget the power of yet

    woah woah wpah

    ur legally still an adolscent

    Cosmo idk

    *yet. don't forget the power of yet

    i aint doing anything related to fucking til im married thanks

    IM NOT A KID I AM A GEN Z TEENAGER - teenager...

    mal♡

    i aint doing anything related to fucking til im married thanks

    that's fair

    what did i miss

    im gonna do that trend like i just turned 14

    Cosmo idk

    that's fair

    ahuh ahuh

    El just focus on enjoying your childhood

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    you know what im gonna do on my 14th

    El...

    don't get caught up in all kinds of dumb shit

    just be a kid and have fun

    Anonymous

    don't get caught up in all kinds of dumb shit

    irony captured

    Anonymous

    just be a kid and have fun

    i do have fun 😭

    idk whats wrong with me being excited for my 14th birthday-

    i miss being 10

    but im even more excited for my 16th coz thats my golden

    °The real RB

    sup

    I highly doubt that ur real

    I'm just saying, word of advice, don't try to rush into growing up

    Cosmo idk

    I highly doubt that ur real

    what makes you say that

    it was so fun

    °The real RB

    what makes you say that

    what's your full legal name

    °The real RB

    what makes you say that

    msg me on lounge

    idek what to say to this conversation like idk what to say to advice about growing up like what if i do want to grow up? im just escited coz im so determined on what job i want all that shit

    yay first ban of the day to be done soon

    Cosmo idk

    msg me on lounge

    lounge doesnt exist anymore

    Anonymous
    Image

    beautiful

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    lounge doesnt exist anymore

    it does tho

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    idek what to say to this conversation like idk what to say to advice about growing up like what if i do want to grow up? im just escited coz im so determined on what job i want all that shit

    You'll regret it if you do it too fast, that's all I'm saying 😭

    Cosmo idk

    it does tho

    but it doesnt, jake deleeted it

    the first time i watched napoleon dynamite i was like HELLA sick and genuinely thought it was a fever dream til my friend confirmed it was real

    Anonymous

    No I was joking

    then why cant i get on it

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    but it doesnt, jake deleeted it

    its still active

    Maybe it's cause the trial ended

    but i've still been able to use it

    and so have other people

    someone might be banning people

    like uk laws or some shit lemme try it again

    mal shall we ban all the weird accounts here?

    there hasn't been anything incriminating

    Anonymous

    no they're fine

    ur not mal and not a mod anymore

    we dont rlly have a reason to

    its me jeffery b/c my account won't let me log in

    we can ban the fake rb acc

    ok go ahead then

    if its fake then yeah

    Lost_TmZ

    its me jeffery b/c my account won't let me log in

    maybe for the best

    eh we'll let that acc be for now

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    and now ppl in the uk cant use it

    ohhhh that happened to blach on the old lounge

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    and now ppl in the uk cant use it

    but like why?

    That shouldn't be happening cause of the trial ending

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
    Image

    the UK is now a joke tho

    goofy ahh leaf water drinkers

    You should try using a VPN or proxy or something lmao

    United Kingdom UK

    I actually hate loving here

    come to america

    like eddie murphy in that one movie

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
    Image

    like im jsut tryna listen to the POURING RAIN while the government is doing THIS rather that fixing the economy or any of that shit

    Anonymous

    come to america

    frrr

    we need more cool ppl

    Anonymous

    come to america

    Nah we just gotta wait for 4chan to fuck the goverment over

    Anonymous

    come to america

    i wish i could.. im just scared of guns

    United Kingdom UK

    Nah we just gotta wait for 4chan to fuck the goverment over

    yup and for king charles to die

    Anonymous

    coming to america

    lmao its such a good movie

    america is NOT just a fucking shooting range lmao

    Comment deleted by mal♡

    Like actual shootings very rarely happen

    Anonymous

    america is NOT just a fucking shooting range lmao

    It can be one tjough

    nvm i cant say that

    besides low income communities

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    like im jsut tryna listen to the POURING RAIN while the government is doing THIS rather that fixing the economy or any of that shit

    strarmer is a peice of shit

    Just don't move to o-block and you're good lmao

    Cosmo idk

    strarmer is a peice of shit

    eh hes not as bad as rishi sunak..

    United Kingdom UK

    It can be one tjough

    america isn't a shooting range. our schools are

    United Kingdom UK

    True tho

    frfr

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    eh hes not as bad as rishi sunak..

    im jsut glad they didnt go thourgh with only giving us 3 weeks off rather than 7

    haha are we gonna have a gun control debate rn cause that would be so funny

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    eh hes not as bad as rishi sunak..

    the UK government is currently collapsing

    Besides ion wanna leave london either, just look at this image i took yesterday

    United Kingdom UK

    Besides ion wanna leave london either, just look at this image i took yesterday

    oooooh cool

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    yes it is

    and us young people of the country are the ones that will be affected in the future

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    and us young people of the country are the ones that will be affected in the future

    unfortunately yeah

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    yes it is

    and who is the current pm?

    United Kingdom UK

    Besides ion wanna leave london either, just look at this image i took yesterday

    thats so cool

    Welp I'm gonna go eat lunch

    Cosmo idk

    and who is the current pm?

    Keir starmer

    United Kingdom UK

    Bye.

    damn passive aggressive

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    Keir starmer

    exactly

    United Kingdom UK

    Besides ion wanna leave london either, just look at this image i took yesterday

    This could be my profile picture or smth

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    what abt it

    it's because of strarmer that the UK is collapsing

    Cosmo idk

    it's because of strarmer that the UK is collapsing

    true, guess what the only country(s) i would move to are tho (theres 2)

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    true, guess what the only country(s) i would move to are tho (theres 2)

    Japan

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    true, guess what the only country(s) i would move to are tho (theres 2)

    it's totally Iran which is the best country in the world

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    theyre in europe

    uh

    boom shakalakalaka

    ive gone to Spain before. its relatively nice

    but the chabad there needs armed police

    its horribly anti-semitic

    I went to madrid for a school trip once, yes, a school trip im not joking

    get it right lil brother

    Landonnnn

    nah bud i 16

    sure...

    Landonnnn

    get it right lil brother

    bud you the lil brother here

    United Kingdom UK

    I went to madrid for a school trip once, yes, a school trip im not joking

    i went to seville on a skl trip lol

    Cosmo idk

    bud you the lil brother here

    yeah? How old are u then?

    Landonnnn

    get it right lil brother

    I'm older than you, lil bro

    Landonnnn

    yeah? How old are u then?

    lol wouldn't you like to know weather boy

    United Kingdom UK

    Ooooo

    lol we have a partnering skl there and i got to go and meet the pupils and were still in contact

    Cosmo idk

    lol wouldn't you like to know weather boy

    LOL

    Landonnnn

    yeah? How old are u then?

    @eb what do you think of this 8yo?

    Listen up, United Kingdom UK. This "Mein Fuhrer II" dingus is clearly lying about being 16. What do I think? I think they're probably 8, maybe 9 on a good day, and definitely shouldn't be here. Next question.

    Cosmo idk

    lol wouldn't you like to know weather boy

    Okay cosmo.

    Ive been in this community for like 3 years, just made a new account

    Landonnnn

    Ive been in this community for like 3 years, just made a new account

    yeah? than what were your other accounts

    one was Land0N! i believe

    Naming yourself after a country aint tuff lil bro

    my skl laptop passowrd is my crushes code name wit numbers instead of vowels lol

    Landonnnn

    Naming yourself after a country aint tuff lil bro

    You never know, i might actually be a country with a mobike phone right now

    Landonnnn

    one was Land0N! i believe

    i think I might remember that acc

    United Kingdom UK

    You never know, i might actually be a country with a mobike phone right now

    *Mobile*

    Cosmo idk

    i think I might remember that acc

    I was like best friends wit mcshooty

    Landonnnn

    *Mobile*

    K and l are next to each other bro. I bet you dont know its movil in spanish

    Landonnnn

    I was like best friends wit mcshooty

    really?

    I'm pretty sure ryan's best friend is eli

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    WHAT DID HAPPEN TO MCSHOOTY I RMEMEVER HIM

    Yeah i remembrr him too

    United Kingdom UK

    K and l are next to each other bro. I bet you dont know its movil in spanish

    Nope, i take french :)

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    HES THE REASON MY BF BROKE UP WITH ME LOL

    huhhh

    Landonnnn

    Nope, i take french :)

    imagine, spanish on top

    i hated spanish

    mal♡

    huhhh

    there was some post about a gay discord server and i asked mcshooty if i could add his disc not to join the chat but my bf saw it and it didnt end very well

    mal♡

    i hated spanish

    im choosing it for a gcse-

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    there was some post about a gay discord server and i asked mcshooty if i could add his disc not to join the chat but my bf saw it and it didnt end very well

    oop

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im choosing it for a gcse-

    Its easier than franch which makes it better immediately

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im choosing it for a gcse-

    fuckin cambridge tests

    United Kingdom UK

    Its easier than franch which makes it better immediately

    French*

    my school does the international Cambridge testing bs

    instead of other standardized testing

    THEYRE CALLED POINTS NOT MARKS

    AND ITS SPELLED COLOR NOT COLOUR

    AND ITS CALLED MEASUREMENT NOT MENSURATION

    Cosmo idk

    AND ITS SPELLED COLOR NOT COLOUR

    Crazy how english changes between countries

    Cosmo idk

    AND ITS SPELLED COLOR NOT COLOUR

    i prefer the british spelling

    it looks more eloquent

    There's a great band called City and Colour

    cosmo thats not kind.

    Cosmo idk

    AND ITS CALLED MEASUREMENT NOT MENSURATION

    Wait wtf is mensuration

    i can't find my damn glasses

    imagine needing glasses

    mal♡

    imagine needing glasses

    they're blue light glasses

    lol I actually have glasses but I don't wear them ever

    I look fucking DASHING in them

    Anonymous

    they're blue light glasses

    gay ass glasses

    Anonymous

    I look fucking DASHING in them

    i believe it

    Anonymous

    gayasses

    or is it gay ass-glasses

    I feel like you would like xkcd

    what else would it be

    jake thats like so goofy

    you people are not very kind.

    (uk do yk what it is)

    Anonymous

    you people are not very kind.

    you should know what fuckin xkcd is smhsmhsmh

    United Kingdom UK

    (No, you?)

    (no lmao)

    for you dumbfucks that don't know what it is its a webcomic that is very sciency

    yeah I looked it up and it looks gay

    even gayer than homestuck

    and like half the homestuck characters are gay

    Anonymous

    yeah I looked it up and it looks gay

    It even sounds gay

    TROLLLLLLLLLLLL ROOOOOOOOOOMMMAAAANNNCEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Anonymous

    yeah I looked it up and it looks gay

    shut up.

    Comment deleted by mal♡
    Comment deleted

    And that makes you trans

    Comment deleted

    quotebook

    Anonymous

    And that makes you trans

    nuh uh

    Cosmo idk

    quotebook

    thats not quote worthy

    quotebook quotes have to be inherently funny

    i make 50 gay jake jokes a day

    that one required knowledge

    Anonymous

    quotebook quotes have to be inherently funny

    frfr

    Anonymous

    that one required knowledge

    the only knowledge you have is music stuff

    I'd say music is one of my least knowledgable areas

    Cosmo idk

    the only knowledge you have is music stuff

    jake is very knowledgable

    yeah guys im not funny enough

    it's not quotebook material even with the context

    I don't mean that as a BAD thing

    its like the most normal thing i could possible say

    Anonymous

    it's not quotebook material even with the context

    how dare you call me unfunny

    United Kingdom UK

    So rude

    frfr

    Cause you don't need the context

    And they're even funnier without it

    Anonymous
    Image

    the mannequin one 😭

    this is a lame quote because it's vague and a common principle

    i should be a quote then cus im very memorable

    This is just inherently funny

    that ones so good

    see I don't believe that's real

    i swear rbs on smth

    Anonymous

    see I don't believe that's real

    I think heroine said it

    These are funny because they're all gay

    And being gay is inherently humorous

    bro rb like doesnt even know what a period is

    he called it a colon and apostrophe yesterday

    Anonymous

    He was making a joke

    ik lmao

    it j wasnt funny

    call me worstjakesever.com

    À quel point êtes-vous bons en espagnol ?

    Anonymous

    call me worstjakesever.com

    youre bestjakeever.com

    Landonnnn

    À quel point êtes-vous bons en espagnol ?

    oui oui nein wienerschnitzel

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    im watching some youtuber called Naeco VA

    Ok

    United Kingdom UK

    It hurts when going in.

    do you wanna talk abt it

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    im watching some youtuber called Naeco VA

    Ok

    Anonymous

    oui oui nein wienerschnitzel

    so we speaking gibberish?

    United Kingdom UK

    No

    im your therapist

    United Kingdom UK

    It hurts when going in.

    Is this quotebook material?

    no because it's clearly fabricated

    how does that make you feel

    how would you describe that pain

    is the pain sharp or dull or achey

    i diagnose you with pain

    painful pain

    Irresponsible Coyote