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YK THAT NOT MY FULL NAME RIGHT......

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Does he look like a bitch to you?

i dont like hiw he wears his watch on his right hand

it.really rubs me the wrong way snh

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The Opal user is back haha

my friend who was left handed taught me how to snap and now im only good at snapping on my left hand

she like cursed me 😒😒

i can too but im only GOOD at my left

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IM LEFT HANDED

IDK WHY I LOVE THIS SO MUCH BUT I DO

i knew this one left handed kid in elementary school

he was so rude smh

The Unknown King of Moderation

MADI IM GONNA GET YOU A LEFT HANDED GUITAR

theres a differencd?

with the othr hand

The Unknown King of Moderation

SO IF YOU TRIED TO PLAY A LEFT HANDED GUITAR WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND IT WOULD BE UPSIDE DOWN

no exactly just hold it upside down

The Unknown King of Moderation

NO BECAUSE THEN THE STRINGS ARE REVERSED

they would just have to be extra talented.

they just need to stop slacking and start learning upside down guitar smh

The Unknown King of Moderation

IT WOULD COMPLETELY DESTROY THE VERY BASICS OF GUITAR PLAYING

just rewrite the basics

I LOVE IT AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

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YOUR GF NEED A WINE OR BEER TO CHILL TF OUT

GIVE HER SOMETHING WITH ALCOHOL TO CHILL

The Unknown King of Moderation

SHE JUST NEEDS ME

........ U AINT WORKING WELL ENOUGH........

Anonymous

i h8 alcohol

Well, that’s a bummer.

Alastor

Well, that’s a bummer.

noooooo

........ NAHHHH I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING

gus is talking to me rn bout him asking girls to dance

I thought he was yours?

this is pain to hear 😭 😭 😭

no but he said hed be on in 2 hours

nd than like 5 hours later

Anonymous

this is pain to hear 😭 😭 😭

WELL, what’re you going to do about it?

The Unknown King of Moderation

THATS ILLEGAL

Laws were made to be broken

will he get a lil suspicious of this?

Alastor

Laws were made to be broken

FRRRRR

😭 😭 😭

Alastor

Laws were made to be broken

THE SPEED LIMIT .........

Daniβ™‘

THE SPEED LIMIT .........

I don’t follow that.

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i hate people named annalise

theyre all so annoying

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Pretty short? Or pretty and short?

they rlly think theyre special

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Alastor

Pretty short? Or pretty and short?

dk.

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i think he said pretty short not pretty n short

Alastor

I don’t follow that.

I AM 13 AND I RIDE STREET BIKES ILLEGALLY WITHOUT A PERMIT GOING 50 IN A 25 SCHOOL ZONE

Daniβ™‘

I AM 13 AND I RIDE STREET BIKES ILLEGALLY WITHOUT A PERMIT GOING 50 IN A 25 SCHOOL ZONE

If a small child gets in my way as I’m driving, that’s their fault hahah

Anonymous

alastor help me

It’d be my pleasure!

I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED BY MANY COPS .........

Alastor

It’d be my pleasure!

you sound like a chick fil a worker

Flappy.

you sound like a chick fil a worker

MY PLEASURE.

Flappy wanna help me murder this girl?

The Unknown King of Moderation

EW YOURE THE SAME AGE AS MY SISTER

WTF U MEAN "EW"

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thats his fault too thn

Anonymous

she dead

Violently, slowly, and brutally..

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Alastor

Violently, slowly, and brutally..

mmm

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IM BEATING A HOE

Me first!

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WITH A BAT!

A bat? Haha! I’m using a metal cane.

its that but spikey

Flappy.

its that but spikey

OMG YES

yall he dosent know im obsessive-

i cant believe its only 10:30

Anonymous

yall he dosent know im obsessive-

He’s about to find out HAHA

Alastor

He’s about to find out HAHA

yeah

The Unknown King of Moderation
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oh shit not this again

CAN U HELP ME BEAT THIS BITCH TO DEATH?

Flappy.

oh shit not this again

What that?

Anonymous

CAN U HELP ME BEAT THIS BITCH TO DEATH?

Of Course!

The Unknown King of Moderation

would you like me to explain?

Yes

Alastor

What that?

please dont ask

Alastor

Yes

no please

The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

But we will do our best to understand regardless.

Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, linear concept. A concept usually denoted by a single symbol.

<3

Troll romance is more complicated than that. Troll romance needs four symbols.

Their understanding of romance is divided into halves, and halved again, producing four quadrants: the FLUSHED QUADRANT, the CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, the PALE QUADRANT, and the ASHEN QUADRANT.

Each quadrant is grouped by the half they share, whether horizontally or vertically, depending on the overlapping properties one examines. The sharpest dichotomy, from an emotional perspective, is drawn between RED ROMANCE and BLACK ROMANCE.

RED ROMANCE, comprised of the flushed and pale quadrants, is a form of romance rooted in strongly positive emotions. BLACK ROMANCE, with its caliginous and ashen quadrants, is rooted in the strongly negative.

On the other hand, the vertical bifurcation has to do with the purpose of the relationship, regardless of the emotions behind it. Those quadrants which are CONCUPISCENT, the flushed and caliginous, have to do with facilitating the elaborate reproductive cycle of trolls. Those which are CONCILIATORY, the pale and ashen, would be more closely likened to platonic relationships by human standards.

There are many parallels between human relationships and the various facets of troll romance. Humans have words to describe relationships of a negative nature, or of a platonic nature. The difference is, for humans, those relationships would never be conceptually grouped with romance. Establishing those sort of relationships for humans is not driven by the same primal forces that drive our tendency to couple romantically. But for trolls, those primal forces involve themselves in the full palette of these relationships, red or black, torrid or friendly. Trolls typically feel strongly compelled to find balance in each quadrant, and seek gratifying relationships that each describes.

The challenge is particularly tortuous for young trolls, who must reconcile the wide range of contradictory emotions associated with this matrix, while understanding the nature of their various romantic urges for the first time.

Of course, young humans have this challenge too. But for trolls, the challenge is fourfold.

When two individuals find themselves in the flushed quadrant together, they are said to be MATESPRITS. Matespritship is the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have. It plays a role in the trolls' reproductive cycle, just as it does for humans.

This is pretty obvious! Not much more needs to be said about this. Moving right along.

When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.

For instance, human players would never be able to adequately diagnose the relationship between the queen and her archagent. But troll players could immediately place it as a dead ringer for kismesissitude. They would think we were all pretty stupid for not getting it. And they would be right.

Trolls have a complicated reproductive cycle. It's probably best not to examine it in much detail.

The need to seek out concupiscent partners comes with more urgency than typical reproductive instincts. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.

The genetic material - WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL - is a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs, respectively. The pails are all offered to the mother grub, who can only receive such precombined material. She then combines all of it into one incestuous slurry, and begins her brooding.

This doesn't mean the initial combination was for naught, however. In the slurry, more dominant genes rise to the fore, while the more recessive find less representation in the brood. Especially strong matesprit and kismesis pairings yield more dominant genetic material. The more powerful the complement or potent the rivalry, the more dominant the genes.

TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament tha

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t the phrase "incestuous slurry" is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization.

This quadrant involves a particular type of three-way relationship of a black romantic nature. Falling on the conciliatory side, it has no bearing on the reproductive cycle, except for indirect ramifications.

When two trolls are locked in a feud or some otherwise contentious relationship, one can intervene and become their AUSPISTICE. The auspistice mediates between the two, playing the role of a peace keeper, preventing the feud from boiling over into a fully caliginous rivalry.

Since such lesser feuds are quite common among trolls, there is a significant need for auspisticing parties. Without them, too many ashen feuds would become caliginous, and begin to conflict with other exclusive kismesis relationships, leading to a great deal of social complexity and sore feelings (even more so than black romance usually involves). Without auspisticism, the result would be widespread black infidelity.

The relationships each quadrant describes tend to be malleable, if not volatile, especially on the concupiscent half where more torrid emotions reside. It doesn't take much to flip a switch and transmute blackrom feelings to redrom, and vice versa.

In many cases, one party will have red feelings while the other has black. But it will often be the case that one party's feelings will swap to match the other's, since there is no quadrant which naturally accommodates such a disparity. But thereafter, it's not uncommon for the two to toggle between red and black in unison now and then. These scenarios naturally result in both red and black infidelities.

This sort of relationship volatility is why conciliatory relationships are an important part of troll romance.

An auspistice can stabilize particularly turbulent relationships. If the auspistice fails to mediate properly, or has no interest in the role, or perhaps has different romantic intentions him/herself altogether, then the relationship often quickly deteriorates into one of an especially hostile and torrid nature. There are many outside factors and influences tugging and pulling these relationships in different directions, and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception, trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.

Being confused by troll relationships is one thing we do have in common though.

This quadrant presides over MOIRALLEGIENCE, the other conciliatory relationship. A reasonable human translation would be the concept of a soul mate, but in a more platonic sense, and with a more specific social purpose.

Trolls are a very angry and violent race. Some are more hot-tempered and dangerous than others, to the extent that if left to their own devices, they would present a serious threat to society, or even to themselves. Such trolls will have an instinctive pale attraction to a more even-tempered troll, who may become their MOIRAIL. The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other's emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful.

It's often ambiguous especially among young trolls whether a bond formed between an acquaintance is true moirallegence, or the usual variety of platonic involvement. Furthermore, romantic intentions of a more flushed nature can often be mistaken for paler leanings, much to the frustration of the suitor.

But some pale pairings, as the one above, will be strikingly obvious to all who know them.

God you just can't get enough of this can you! That would have been a great point for a transition out of this illustrated sociological study, but ok, if you insist.

Now see, what's going on here is...

It's perfectly simple. When the full matrix of troll romance is in action, we have... uh...

Hey, why don't you figure it out! You should be an expert on all this by now anyway.

Later our troll hero would try to explain this to our human hero, attempting to convey all the nuance of troll romance through a nearly verbatim recitation of the preceding excerpts.

He would try to describe how rich and textured the troll romantic comedies were compared to the one dimensional schlock of our human cinematic counterparts. He would barely scratch the surface of Troll Will Smith's virtuosity with the delicate lattice of troll romance, as he would assist the bumbling fudgeblooded Troll Kevin James through the interwoven minefield-briarpatch of redrom and blackrom entanglements, all the while sifting through his own prickly romantic situation and ultimately learning the true meaning of hate and pity. But would they succeed before the imperial drone came knocking with his thirsty pails at the ready??? Yes, they would.

But John didn't understand any of this because he's a moron, and he wou

The Unknown King of Moderation

The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

But we will do our best to understand regardless.

Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, linear concept. A concept usually denoted by a single symbol.

<3

Troll romance is more complicated than that. Troll romance needs four symbols.

Their understanding of romance is divided into halves, and halved again, producing four quadrants: the FLUSHED QUADRANT, the CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, the PALE QUADRANT, and the ASHEN QUADRANT.

Each quadrant is grouped by the half they share, whether horizontally or vertically, depending on the overlapping properties one examines. The sharpest dichotomy, from an emotional perspective, is drawn between RED ROMANCE and BLACK ROMANCE.

RED ROMANCE, comprised of the flushed and pale quadrants, is a form of romance rooted in strongly positive emotions. BLACK ROMANCE, with its caliginous and ashen quadrants, is rooted in the strongly negative.

On the other hand, the vertical bifurcation has to do with the purpose of the relationship, regardless of the emotions behind it. Those quadrants which are CONCUPISCENT, the flushed and caliginous, have to do with facilitating the elaborate reproductive cycle of trolls. Those which are CONCILIATORY, the pale and ashen, would be more closely likened to platonic relationships by human standards.

There are many parallels between human relationships and the various facets of troll romance. Humans have words to describe relationships of a negative nature, or of a platonic nature. The difference is, for humans, those relationships would never be conceptually grouped with romance. Establishing those sort of relationships for humans is not driven by the same primal forces that drive our tendency to couple romantically. But for trolls, those primal forces involve themselves in the full palette of these relationships, red or black, torrid or friendly. Trolls typically feel strongly compelled to find balance in each quadrant, and seek gratifying relationships that each describes.

The challenge is particularly tortuous for young trolls, who must reconcile the wide range of contradictory emotions associated with this matrix, while understanding the nature of their various romantic urges for the first time.

Of course, young humans have this challenge too. But for trolls, the challenge is fourfold.

When two individuals find themselves in the flushed quadrant together, they are said to be MATESPRITS. Matespritship is the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have. It plays a role in the trolls' reproductive cycle, just as it does for humans.

This is pretty obvious! Not much more needs to be said about this. Moving right along.

When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.

For instance, human players would never be able to adequately diagnose the relationship between the queen and her archagent. But troll players could immediately place it as a dead ringer for kismesissitude. They would think we were all pretty stupid for not getting it. And they would be right.

Trolls have a complicated reproductive cycle. It's probably best not to examine it in much detail.

The need to seek out concupiscent partners comes with more urgency than typical reproductive instincts. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.

The genetic material - WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL - is a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs, respectively. The pails are all offered to the mother grub, who can only receive such precombined material. She then combines all of it into one incestuous slurry, and begins her brooding.

This doesn't mean the initial combination was for naught, however. In the slurry, more dominant genes rise to the fore, while the more recessive find less representation in the brood. Especially strong matesprit and kismesis pairings yield more dominant genetic material. The more powerful the complement or potent the rivalry, the more dominant the genes.

TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament tha

A what now?

Do you just have these on hand?

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ldn't shut up about his awful bullshit Earth movies. He would just go on and on and on about that garbage.

But if there was one theme to be hammered through his thick skull, it would be the trolls' cultural preoccupation with romantic destiny. Yes, the romantic landscape is rife with false starts and miscues and infidelities, red and black. But every troll believes strongly that each quadrant holds one and only one true pairing for them, and it is just a matter of time before the grid is filled with auspicious matchups through the mysterious channels of TROLL SERENDIPITY.

In short, their belief is that for each quadrant there exists a pair or triad of trolls somewhere in the cosmos that were...

MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

The Unknown King of Moderation

TROLL ROMANCE ALASTOR

A what now?

i feel like chat would be a lot better right now if there wasnt random paragraphs in it

i feel like it really kind of like is out of place

Well, I regret asking. But I’m still curious.

and it is a little not very appreciated

maybe thats just be tho

its ok you dont have to

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I’d prefer it to be public so we can all see

atleast he told this girl hes w/ me

Are we still murdering someone?

Anonymous

yuh

Splendid!

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Mhmm..

The Unknown King of Moderation

IM NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT TROLLMANCE

But I’m still curious.

nah cause im actually onna cry

Anonymous

nah cause im actually onna cry

Tears of joy?

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Ah, I see..

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Imma go to bed peace out

I bid you adieu

I assume very angry

like i felt numb than all feeling came back once he msgd me

Alastor

I assume very angry

no like idk

Are you numb to this?

im numb whenever certain pple aint talking to me

so once they back not js for a second but like back yk

So how do you feel right now?

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cause he onna think about this

I thought you’d say kill him

nd what if he js leaves me

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Mhmm…

im tempted to tell him to go to her.

he'd be happier w. someone irl

i dont think tn will end up well

Well, we’ll see

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im kinda low-key scared to check

The Unknown King of Moderation
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That’s so wonderful it can solve world hunger

cause if he knew her better hed give her a chance

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i was already sacred he would leave me

I was reading that

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What’s your opinion on this?

I don’t think you are haha

i told him how i felt nd he js said yeha

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What did he respond with?

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Haha

do u think if he really loves me he wont leave?

Anonymous

Oh God it’s May

ew no its angel

Anonymous

do u think if he really loves me he wont leave?

If he really loves you, he won’t leave you.

Alastor

If he really loves you, he won’t leave you.

ok..

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i h8 my name its a guy name

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i dont think i gotta worry

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Very wholesome

nd my numbness went away b4

Anonymous

i dont think i gotta worry

So no murder?

JUST TO BE SAAFE..HEH

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Hehehe

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Don’t worry you won’t have to lift a finger, she’ll just mysteriously disappear one day haha

BUT WE CANT MURDER HER?!??

I will rip her soul from her lifeless body.

I’ll give it to you as a birthday present

MY BIRTHDAY WAS LAST MONTH HUN

Yum Myan

dont do that

ill do u~

Anonymous

MY BIRTHDAY WAS LAST MONTH HUN

Christmas?

Alastor

Christmas?

LATE B-DAY

Anonymous

LATE B-DAY

Splendid idea!

Her names allea nd i love her <33

gus this is not my idea nd i had nothing to do with anyones death

you are NOT killing anyone from my school except Jenna

She broke up with Russel

that's like 4 guys now

Yum Myan

you are NOT killing anyone from my school except Jenna

mm

and she was staring down some girl in her math class and was just like "are you straight" and the girl was like "Yes?" and she was like "darn" like wtf

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She's Bi or something now and I pray for whoever wants to love her now

Yum Myan

and she was staring down some girl in her math class and was just like "are you straight" and the girl was like "Yes?" and she was like "darn" like wtf

oh

becuase she's a total biiiiitch

They-She’ll be gone tomorrow.

Alastor

They-She’ll be gone tomorrow.

thank you!

Yum Myan

becuase she's a total biiiiitch

mmmm

like what the FUCK russel was ACTUALLY good guy and so was the guy before him

Alastor

They-She’ll be gone tomorrow.

yes -she-

bitch just go on dates with ur man and don't complain when u don't get shit from him when u don't wanna hug him no more

It's 1:24 for me I have zero intention of going to sleep anytime soon

We only have plans to kill one person

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Anonymous

it was w/o my persmisson

I didn't see the thingy you deleted but without your permission also means asking someone else doens't it

Yum Myan

I didn't see the thingy you deleted but without your permission also means asking someone else doens't it

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Alasotr did u see what i deletED?

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oh gosh darnit I didn't see that either sjlhdgaasdjjhsjklflfhgjskifflaaghrdf

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dshaosgoisulnhgiujlokffdanmhgkuljasnhgvuklolohg

i couldve said i love you here?

i dleted it as soon as i got a msg back from u~

he only has my permisson to murder jenna

Only her, nobody else. Only one!

Alastor

Only her, nobody else. Only one!

Indeed!

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heheh ima talk to just him now

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