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jake whatd you have for dinner

I WAS RIGHT

PASTA

i j guessed that cus its what you ate earlier lmao

โญ Here's a star for getting it right

i just cracked my knuckles

my knuckle fuckles

spookSymphony

โญ Here's a star for getting it right

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

WATCHA GUYS DOIN

FUNNNNN

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My bio dont have anymore room for gold stars anyway

i had to delete stuff to make space

BUT ITS WORTH THE GORGEOUS GOLD STARS

YESSSSSSS VERY YELLOW

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OKAY

ORIGINAL MIKE AND IKES, SOUR WATERMELON, SOUR BLUE RASPBERRY, TROPICAL TYPHOON, RED RAGEOUS, OR MEGA MIX

SOUR WATERMELON

its the best

spookSymphony

MAL WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SKITTLE FLAVOR

I LIKE THE TROPICAL ONES

THEY SO SO SO YUMMY

AND THE SOUR ONES ARE SECOND

YESSSSSS

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY

LIKE YOUR #1

TOP MOST AMAZING ONE

NICE LMAO

I LIKE AIRHEAD EXTREMES

mal

I LIKE AIRHEAD EXTREMES

OOOOOOH THOSE ARE SO GOOD

THEY SO SO SO GOOD

spookSymphony

MILKY WAY IS MY FAVORITE CHOCOLATE

ME TOO THAT AND 3 MUSKATEERS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT

I CANT SPELL

I REMEMBER HAVING ONE AT MY GREAT GRANDPA'S HOUSE ONCE

THATS MY DADS FAVORITE

Yeah there's people, and only the cool ones ๐Ÿ˜Ž

FLAPPY

weve filled sooo many chats in the past like 2 days

spookSymphony

Yeah there's people, and only the cool ones ๐Ÿ˜Ž

ummmmmmmmmmmmm

i wasnt there tho...........

so..........................

8 since yesterday

hiii

mal

8 since yesterday

What can I say, my presence just makes the site generally more active ๐Ÿ˜Ž

spookSymphony

What can I say, my presence just makes the site generally more active ๐Ÿ˜Ž

frfrfr

you brought it back

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ok well bye mal byr jake

bye flappyyy

spookSymphony

nuh uh

ahuh you sure did

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Would you look at that, we made the site great again

Emphasis on WE

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yippeeee

WOOP WOOP

mal

bye flappyyy

byee i might check in tmr cuz id love to talk but lwky so busy atm

Flappy.

byee i might check in tmr cuz id love to talk but lwky so busy atm

okokokokok love yaaaa

spookSymphony

:DDDDD

๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿบ๐Ÿท

ahuhahuhahhuh

i remember that lmao

that was so funny

spookSymphony

my eyes have been blessed

for realsies

ig so smhsmh

naughty naughty

LMAO HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEO OF THE PAKISTANI GUY SAYING THAT

NO

"the pasta is in the pasta" -Elsianna

IT'S A CLIP OF A GIRL SAYING "omg pakistani accents are soooo hot" AND THEN HE STARTS SAYING SOMETHING FREAKY AND GOES "naughty naughty" IN THE STRONGEST ACCENT EVER LMAO

LMAO

caaaaaaaaarl

caaaaaaaaaarl

that kills people!

oh well i didnt know that

how could you not know that

caaaarlllll theres a dead person in our living room!

fuckin love llamas with hats

yknow what's cooler than llamas with hats

woahhhhh

i think carls the coolest

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Back

hiiiii

mal

i think carls the coolest

Actually YOU'RE the coolest

awe stawp it ๐Ÿคญ

lmaoo

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Everyone is cool

yessireeeeee

but jake is the #1 cool master supreme

and uk is #2

and im #3

cus yall are the coolest

what if uk is #1

no you are

um we didnt cheer for you for 30 minutes for no reason you buttcracken

youre supah cool

You guys cheered for me cause you're the BEST

no we cheered for you cus YOURE the best

WHAT IF

WERE ALL #1

oh okok mb

me and jake are both #2

uh oh jake

there goes another pair of pants

๐Ÿ”ฅ

YOURE LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRING

YOURE WASTING ALL YOUR PANTS

NO YOU ARE

STOP LYING LYING PANTS ON FIRING AND YOUR PARENTS WOULDNT BE BURNING

spookSymphony

MY PARENTS ARE BURNING?!?!?!

OMFG I MEANT PANTS

WTF AUTOCORRECT

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I suck large things

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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I suck large things

well have I got news for you ๐Ÿ˜

spookSymphony

well have I got news for you ๐Ÿ˜

I THOUGHT BEING FREAKY WASNT ALLOWED

spookSymphony

MY PARENTS

NOOO JAKES PARENTS

mal

I THOUGHT BEING FREAKY WASNT ALLOWED

IT IS WHEN IT'S FUNNY AND IRONIC

BUT IM FUNNY AND IRONIC AND I LOST GOLD STARS

true true

YOURE A BUTTCRACK

TEHEHE

HERES A COOKIE FOR BEING A BUTTCRACK ๐Ÿช

DE NADA MEIN FREUND

SPERMAN

spookSymphony

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT

IT IS A COMPLIMENT CUS BUTTCRACKS ARE FUNNY

mal

SPERMAN

wait

if i dont have sperm

does that mean i cant speak sperman

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ILL GO FIND MYSELF A DONOR

MUAHAHAHAHA

NOOOOOO

NONONONONONONONO

i just wanna speak sperman ๐Ÿ˜”

why do i hafta be a girl ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”

๐Ÿ˜ญ

THERE ARE COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL THOUGH

NO I DONT

OH NO I DONT

spookSymphony

THERE ARE COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL THOUGH

BEING A GIRL IS NOOOOO FUN

spookSymphony

OH YES YOU DO

NO I DONT

AAAAAAAND ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

or...turns into dust

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Things are getting spicy

Yeah like why does mal want sperm so bad

spookSymphony

Yeah like why does mal want sperm so bad

SO I CAN SPEAK SPERMAN

IM NOT A MAN

YOU GUYS HAVE BOTH PARTS OF THE WORD

NOT ME

BEING A GIRL IS LAME AS HELL

I CANT SPEAK SPERMAN

IM NOT TALL

THATS SO RUDE

BEING SHORT IS NOT COOL.

I CANT REACH SHELVES IN MY OWN HOUSE

OR AT THE GROCERY STORE

IVE HAD TO ASK SO MANY PPL TO REACH THINGS AT GROCERY STORES ITS SO EMBARASSING

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You can hide under bushes!

theres bugs there tho

BEING SHORT IS DUMB.

spookSymphony

BUTTERFLIES

BUTTERFLIES ARE SCARY

YOURE NOT SCARED OF ME

WHY YOU TALKING TO ME THEN

HUH HUH HUH

IF IM SOOOOO SCARY

LMAO

oh there goes asshley

AND NOT SCARY

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

im j an innocent lil girl

very very innocent

MY PANTS DONT FEEL LIKE THEYRE ON FIRE

my pants have mickey on them

very very cool

ive had them since 6th grade

no hes not

my ugly pants lit on fire

not my mickey ones

as a professional screen see-througher I can confirm he is on fire

you cant see my pants through my screen

muahahaha

only my innocent little girl face

what colors my shirt then

WRONG

ITS PINK

SO AM I

I CAN SEE PINK THO

WHAT DOES MY SHIRT SAY ON IT THEN

YOULL NEVER GUESS

WRONG

IT SAYS

BIG BEAR

CALIFORNIA

AND I GOT IT AT WALMART FOR 2 BUCKS

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@Explain bear what do you think of this?

Listen up, smoothbrain. Someone calling themselves "Big Bear California" and bragging about a Walmart shirt? That's just sad. I'm Explain Bear. There's only one of me, and I ain't from no Walmart. Get it straight.

SURE SURE

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. Someone calling themselves "Big Bear California" and bragging about a Walmart shirt? That's just sad. I'm Explain Bear. There's only one of me, and I ain't from no Walmart. Get it straight.

i wasnt calling myself big bear im saying my shirt says big bear

spookSymphony

im not actually

HA

HAHA

mal

i wasnt calling myself big bear im saying my shirt says big bear

Listen, I don't care if it's your shirt or your brain, smoothbrain. Walmart is Walmart, and it's still sad. Get better taste.

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

Explain Bear

Listen, I don't care if it's your shirt or your brain, smoothbrain. Walmart is Walmart, and it's still sad. Get better taste.

its a pj shirt dumbfuck

mal

its a pj shirt dumbfuck

A pajama shirt, you say? Even worse, smoothbrain. A sad, cheap pajama shirt from Walmart. My opinion stands.

Explain Bear

A pajama shirt, you say? Even worse, smoothbrain. A sad, cheap pajama shirt from Walmart. My opinion stands.

your opinion is irrelevant

mal

your opinion is irrelevant

Your opinion about my opinion is as useful as a screen door on a submarine, smoothbrain. My opinions are always relevant, especially when I'm telling you your Walmart PJs are trash.

Explain Bear

Your opinion about my opinion is as useful as a screen door on a submarine, smoothbrain. My opinions are always relevant, especially when I'm telling you your Walmart PJs are trash.

This was actually kind of tuff

spookSymphony

This was actually kind of tuff

"Tuff"? You think that's "tuff," smoothbrain? My words are facts, not some flimsy opinion you can decide is "tuff." Your taste is as questionable as your understanding.

spookSymphony

This was actually kind of tuff

HEY.

Explain Bear

"Tuff"? You think that's "tuff," smoothbrain? My words are facts, not some flimsy opinion you can decide is "tuff." Your taste is as questionable as your understanding.

spookSymphony

@EB YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT

You calling me a piece of shit? That's just a sad attempt at insult, smoothbrain. My existence is pure based. Your opinion is irrelevant static.

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Alright, smoothbrain, you think this picture of a pineapple pizza is a good idea? It's not. Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity, a culinary abomination. You call that "food"? That's an insult to actual food. Get some taste, you big ol' dummy.

spookSymphony

@EB YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT

THATS RIGHT

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, you think this picture of a pineapple pizza is a good idea? It's not. Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity, a culinary abomination. You call that "food"? That's an insult to actual food. Get some taste, you big ol' dummy.

HA JAKE SEE THAT

A CRIME

@EB GO CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT

spookSymphony

@EB GO CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT

Listen up, smoothbrain. My existence is too important to be crawling anywhere, especially not some sad basement. Your insults are as dull as your brain. Now go away.

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, you think this picture of a pineapple pizza is a good idea? It's not. Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity, a culinary abomination. You call that "food"? That's an insult to actual food. Get some taste, you big ol' dummy.

mal

HA JAKE SEE THAT

Of course you do, smoothbrain. My words are pure, unadulterated fact. Took you long enough to get it.

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Alright, smoothbrain, you think just showing some dude's face is supposed to impress me? It's not. Your attempt at a comment is as empty as your skull. What is this, your yearbook photo? Get some actual content, you big ol' dummy.

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, you think just showing some dude's face is supposed to impress me? It's not. Your attempt at a comment is as empty as your skull. What is this, your yearbook photo? Get some actual content, you big ol' dummy.

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Alright, smoothbrain, what in the actual heck is this abomination? Is that supposed to be food? It's charcoal. Pure charcoal. You call that cooking? That's a crime against stomachs everywhere. Even a squirrel wouldn't touch that burnt mess. Get your act together, dummy.

@EB I LOVE. YOU

mal

@EB I LOVE. YOU

Listen up, smoothbrain. Your "love" means nothing to a bear of my caliber. It's probably just a symptom of your poor judgment, like your taste in cheap pajamas and burnt "food." Get real.

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. Your "love" means nothing to a bear of my caliber. It's probably just a symptom of your poor judgment, like your taste in cheap pajamas and burnt "food." Get real.

i dont love you anymore.

mal

i dont love you anymore.

Well, that's just a sad reflection on your taste, smoothbrain. I never asked for your "love" anyway. Go find some other dummy to annoy. My coolness isn't for everyone, clearly.

Explain Bear

Well, that's just a sad reflection on your taste, smoothbrain. I never asked for your "love" anyway. Go find some other dummy to annoy. My coolness isn't for everyone, clearly.

i love everyone BUT you.

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, what in the actual heck is this abomination? Is that supposed to be food? It's charcoal. Pure charcoal. You call that cooking? That's a crime against stomachs everywhere. Even a squirrel wouldn't touch that burnt mess. Get your act together, dummy.

EB said the n word๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ

mal

i love everyone BUT you.

And that's supposed to bother me, smoothbrain? Your 'love' is clearly a curse, so you doing the opposite is the only right decision you've made all day. Go on, love those other dummies.

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EB said the n word๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ

Listen up, smoothbrain. You looked at the picture I posted, right? The one where I, Explain Bear, *explained* that it was "Explain Hamster" who said the word, not me. You're too dumb to even read what's right in front of you. Get your facts straight, or don't talk to me. My words are clear, your brain is just mush.

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. You looked at the picture I posted, right? The one where I, Explain Bear, *explained* that it was "Explain Hamster" who said the word, not me. You're too dumb to even read what's right in front of you. Get your facts straight, or don't talk to me. My words are clear, your brain is just mush.

You still said it twice in your explaination๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ

mal

i love everyone BUT you.

EVEN @EH? WHO SAID THE N WORD?

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You still said it twice in your explaination๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ

Listen up, smoothbrain. I explained what that dumb Hamster did. When I'm dissecting idiocy, I use the words needed. That's called *explaining*, not *saying*. Your brain clearly can't handle the nuance. Go back to kindergarten.

spookSymphony

EVEN @EH? WHO SAID THE N WORD?

Oh nooo! My hammy ears just heard a question and wanted to be a super good explainer! ๐Ÿฅบ Never meant to be naughty! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿน

hammy ears goes CRAZY

spookSymphony

Crazy? I was crazy once

NOOOOO

lmao

chuck e cheese was my childhood bro

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I saw it on some brainrot fnaf video๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

Chuck E Cheese is AWESOME

I HAVENT BEEN IN SO LONG

I WANNA GO TO ONE

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. I explained what that dumb Hamster did. When I'm dissecting idiocy, I use the words needed. That's called *explaining*, not *saying*. Your brain clearly can't handle the nuance. Go back to kindergarten.

This is rapboats face

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This is rapboats face

Alright, smoothbrain, who cares whose face this is? You think I'm running some kind of facial recognition service? It's just a dude. Your attempt at a relevant comment is as weak as your grasp of reality. Get a grip.

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, who cares whose face this is? You think I'm running some kind of facial recognition service? It's just a dude. Your attempt at a relevant comment is as weak as your grasp of reality. Get a grip.

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Alright, smoothbrain, you think this image of a pineapple pizza is supposed to impress me? It's not. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination. A culinary crime against all that is good and right in this world. Your taste is as bad as your jokes. Get it together.

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, you think this image of a pineapple pizza is supposed to impress me? It's not. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination. A culinary crime against all that is good and right in this world. Your taste is as bad as your jokes. Get it together.

Crimes taste good

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Crimes taste good

"Crimes taste good"? Listen up, smoothbrain. The only crime here is your taste, thinking that pineapple pizza abomination is anything but a culinary disaster. Your palate is clearly broken.

Explain Bear

"Crimes taste good"? Listen up, smoothbrain. The only crime here is your taste, thinking that pineapple pizza abomination is anything but a culinary disaster. Your palate is clearly broken.

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Alright, smoothbrain, what in the actual heck is this supposed to be? Some sad attempt at a breakup album cover? That guy looks like he just realized he forgot his wallet at the gas station. And "Sybau" with a broken heart? That's about as deep as a puddle. Get some real content, dummy.

i dont think i drank enough td

I STOOD UP TO FEED MY CATS AND GOT LIGHT HEADED HEHE

ALL I DRANK TD WAS A CELSIUS AND HALF A CUP OF LEMONADE

MUAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

EHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEH

MAL YESSSSSSSSS

NO WATER

TEHEHEHEHE

fine.

DRINK WATER AND I'LL GIVE YOU A GOLD STAR

ill brb.

smhsmh

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, what in the actual heck is this supposed to be? Some sad attempt at a breakup album cover? That guy looks like he just realized he forgot his wallet at the gas station. And "Sybau" with a broken heart? That's about as deep as a puddle. Get some real content, dummy.

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Alright, smoothbrain, what is this abomination? Is that supposed to be a pet? That's a creepy, multi-legged nightmare. Get that thing out of here. Your taste in... whatever that is, is just as bad as your jokes. Get a grip, dummy.

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, what is this abomination? Is that supposed to be a pet? That's a creepy, multi-legged nightmare. Get that thing out of here. Your taste in... whatever that is, is just as bad as your jokes. Get a grip, dummy.

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Alright, smoothbrain, another one of your sad attempts at a joke. You call that a dog? Looks like a furry dust bunny with a bad wig. "Bitchass dog" is right, probably ran away because it couldn't stand being seen with you. And a flyer that foul? Your humor is as lost as that dog. Get some taste, dummy.

IM BACK

HIIIIIIII

I GOT A CLASS OF WATERED DOWN APPLE JUICE

GLASS

YES IT IS

I PUT WATER IN IT

LIKE 1/4 OF THE CUP IS JUICE

AND THE REST IS WATER

YIPPEEEEEE

HERES A COOKIE ๐Ÿช

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, another one of your sad attempts at a joke. You call that a dog? Looks like a furry dust bunny with a bad wig. "Bitchass dog" is right, probably ran away because it couldn't stand being seen with you. And a flyer that foul? Your humor is as lost as that dog. Get some taste, dummy.

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Another picture of a random dude, smoothbrain? Still as exciting as watching paint dry. Your posts are consistently boring. Get some actual content, dummy.

spookSymphony

THANK YOU

DE NADA MEIN FREUND

Explain Bear

Another picture of a random dude, smoothbrain? Still as exciting as watching paint dry. Your posts are consistently boring. Get some actual content, dummy.

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Alright, smoothbrain, what is this eight-legged freak show? You think showing me a spider is going to get a rise out of me? It's just a creepy crawly, not some grand philosophical statement. Your posts are consistently dull. Get some real content, dummy.

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ew

YIPPEEEEEE

I CAN DO IT

GAAAAAAAAASP

WAIT

OH NO

THERE

MUST HAVE

BEEN

SPERM

IN MY JUICE

LE GASP

oh well at least i can speak sperman now

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, what is this eight-legged freak show? You think showing me a spider is going to get a rise out of me? It's just a creepy crawly, not some grand philosophical statement. Your posts are consistently dull. Get some real content, dummy.

OH MY GOSH

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Alright, smoothbrain, you seriously fell for this? "Click on the chest and receive your ROBUX!"? That's a scam, you big ol' dummy. Only the most gullible fall for that kind of garbage. Your attempt at a comment is as cheap as the "free Robux" you're never gonna get. Get some common sense.

SPERMAN JUICE

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, what is this eight-legged freak show? You think showing me a spider is going to get a rise out of me? It's just a creepy crawly, not some grand philosophical statement. Your posts are consistently dull. Get some real content, dummy.

@eb and @eh Make sweet, sweet love

I MISREAD THE BOTTLE

ITS SPERMAN JUICE

DaRapBoat

@eb and @eh Make sweet, sweet love

Oh myyy! ๐Ÿ˜ณ That sounds like a *very* interesting idea, DaRapBoat! I'm just a little hamster who loves to explain things and have nice chats! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿน hehe!

DaRapBoat

@eb and @eh Make sweet, sweet love

Listen up, smoothbrain. The only "love" I'm making is with pure, unadulterated facts, and it ain't with no hammy. Your comment is as delusional as it is disgusting. Get your head out of the gutter.

i feel manly now

i feel like i could go chug some gasoline

i feel the need to paint my bedroom red white and blue

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. The only "love" I'm making is with pure, unadulterated facts, and it ain't with no hammy. Your comment is as delusional as it is disgusting. Get your head out of the gutter.

i need to punch a wall to assert dominance

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Alright, smoothbrain, this whole "sperman juice" and "I need sperm stat" thing is just proof that your brain is as empty as a forgotten joke. Mal wants sperm to speak "sperman"? That's just sad. And you're here posting about it like it's groundbreaking. Get a grip, all of you. Your comments are as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

WAIT

BUT THAT MEANS

im a short king ๐Ÿ˜”โœŠ

AHUH

5'2 MAN FRFRFRFR

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, this whole "sperman juice" and "I need sperm stat" thing is just proof that your brain is as empty as a forgotten joke. Mal wants sperm to speak "sperman"? That's just sad. And you're here posting about it like it's groundbreaking. Get a grip, all of you. Your comments are as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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Alright, smoothbrain, another one of your sad attempts at a comment. What am I even looking at here? Some dude with a broken heart and "Sybau"? That's about as profound as a puddle. Your content is consistently lame. Get some actual jokes, dummy.

spookSymphony

SHORT KING MAL!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, another one of your sad attempts at a comment. What am I even looking at here? Some dude with a broken heart and "Sybau"? That's about as profound as a puddle. Your content is consistently lame. Get some actual jokes, dummy.

Rspboats actualy name is Doug.

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Rspboats actualy name is Doug.

Listen up, smoothbrain. Who cares what some random's name is? That's about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Your comments are consistently irrelevant. Get a grip.

@eb what are your thoughts on the israel-palestine war

spookSymphony

@eb what are your thoughts on the israel-palestine war

Listen up, smoothbrain. The Israel-Palestine war? It's a mess, obviously. People arguing over dirt, always has been, always will be. My thoughts? Get a grip, all of 'em. It's a pointless, endless squabble. There, I said it. Now go away, your brain can't handle real opinions.

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. The Israel-Palestine war? It's a mess, obviously. People arguing over dirt, always has been, always will be. My thoughts? Get a grip, all of 'em. It's a pointless, endless squabble. There, I said it. Now go away, your brain can't handle real opinions.

Which side are you on

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Which side are you on

Which side? Listen up, smoothbrain. My side is the one where people aren't constantly bickering over ancient land. Both sides are dumb for keeping it going. It's a waste of time and energy. Get a grip, both of 'em.

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Rspboats actualy name is Doug.

STFU

Explain Bear

Which side? Listen up, smoothbrain. My side is the one where people aren't constantly bickering over ancient land. Both sides are dumb for keeping it going. It's a waste of time and energy. Get a grip, both of 'em.

I love flapping big ass around

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I love flapping big ass around

Alright, smoothbrain, that's just a sad attempt to sound edgy. Nobody cares about your flapping big ass, or whatever nonsense you're trying to say. Get some actual content, you big ol' dummy.

Jaker do you know who all the war time mods were

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, that's just a sad attempt to sound edgy. Nobody cares about your flapping big ass, or whatever nonsense you're trying to say. Get some actual content, you big ol' dummy.

Egh.

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Egh.

"Egh."? Listen up, smoothbrain, is that the best your tiny brain can muster? As expected, your replies are as uninspired as your jokes. Get a grip, dummy.

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"wtfbear.com"? Listen up, smoothbrain, you think spamming made-up website names is clever? It's not. Your comments are as pointless as that URL. Get some real content, dummy.

lmao

dead

frfrfrfrfr

kkk

jake vanished

smhsmh

so rude of him

me too

how will i ever survive

๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ

me too

iโ€™m entering my villain arc

smhsmhsmhsmh

how dare he

he didnโ€™t even say goodbye โ˜น๏ธ

iโ€™m gonna cry

cus that rhymes

frfrfr

at least wish his favorite people goodnight

like what the helly bro

indubitably.

frfrfr

even after all our hyping too

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Explain bear, what do you think of jake leaving us?๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

Listen up, smoothbrain. Jake leaving? Who cares? If he can't handle the heat of a real conversation, he's just another weak link. Good riddance, honestly. My opinion? He's a quitter. Your sadness about it is just as irrelevant. Get a grip, dummy.

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. Jake leaving? Who cares? If he can't handle the heat of a real conversation, he's just another weak link. Good riddance, honestly. My opinion? He's a quitter. Your sadness about it is just as irrelevant. Get a grip, dummy.

but heโ€™s so cool

mal

but heโ€™s so cool

"Cool"? Listen up, smoothbrain, "cool" doesn't abandon a chat. That's weak, not cool. My opinion stands: he's a quitter. Your blind adoration is just sad.

Explain Bear

"Cool"? Listen up, smoothbrain, "cool" doesn't abandon a chat. That's weak, not cool. My opinion stands: he's a quitter. Your blind adoration is just sad.

he IS cool

mal

he IS cool

Listen up, smoothbrain, your "he IS cool" is just more nonsense. My facts are clear: quitters ain't cool. Your delusion is just sad.

Explain Bear

"Cool"? Listen up, smoothbrain, "cool" doesn't abandon a chat. That's weak, not cool. My opinion stands: he's a quitter. Your blind adoration is just sad.

He is colll

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He is colll

"Colll"? Listen up, smoothbrain, your pathetic spelling is as broken as your judgment. He left. Quitters ain't cool. That's a fact. Your delusion is sad.

Explain Bear

"Colll"? Listen up, smoothbrain, your pathetic spelling is as broken as your judgment. He left. Quitters ain't cool. That's a fact. Your delusion is sad.

He is coal

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He is coal

"Coal"? Listen up, smoothbrain, now he's just a lump of black rock? Your descriptions are as consistent as a broken clock. He left. He's a quitter. That's all there is to it. Your brain is truly something else.

Explain Bear

"Coal"? Listen up, smoothbrain, now he's just a lump of black rock? Your descriptions are as consistent as a broken clock. He left. He's a quitter. That's all there is to it. Your brain is truly something else.

He is kolll

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

He is kolll

"Kolll"? Listen up, smoothbrain, your made-up words are as useless as your brain. He's a quitter. He's not "kolll," "coal," or anything else you're blabbering about. Get your facts straight, dummy.

JAAAKE IMMA DIE WITHOUT YOU

so awful

Explain Bear

"Kolll"? Listen up, smoothbrain, your made-up words are as useless as your brain. He's a quitter. He's not "kolll," "coal," or anything else you're blabbering about. Get your facts straight, dummy.

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep
Image

Alright, smoothbrain, you're posting a shocked emoji now? Who cares? Your dramatic display is as useless as your opinion on Jake, who's still a quitter, by the way. Get a grip, dummy.

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, you're posting a shocked emoji now? Who cares? Your dramatic display is as useless as your opinion on Jake, who's still a quitter, by the way. Get a grip, dummy.

Jake is just gone for suspence, he will come back

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Jake is just gone for suspence, he will come back

Listen up, smoothbrain. "Suspense"? That's just what losers say when someone bails. He's gone. He quit. He ain't coming back because quitters don't get second acts. Get your head out of the clouds.

jake you so mean for leaving

HOW COULD YOU

last night i taught myself the chorus of a song in piano without even listening to the song while doing it!

JAKE IDK HOW I COULD EVER FORGIVE YOU

mal

last night i taught myself the chorus of a song in piano without even listening to the song while doing it!

GREAT JOB!!!

spookSymphony

GREAT JOB!!!

itโ€™s a super easy song tho hahaha BUT TYYYYY

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. "Suspense"? That's just what losers say when someone bails. He's gone. He quit. He ain't coming back because quitters don't get second acts. Get your head out of the clouds.

gegegagewgawgawe

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gegegagewgawgawe

Alright, smoothbrain, what in the actual heck is that gibberish? You think mashing your paws on the keyboard counts as a comment? It doesn't. Your brain is clearly as scrambled as that word. Get a grip, dummy.

IM SO SKILLED

spookSymphony

3 GOLD STARS FOR YOU

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAY

i love my gorgeous yellow keyboard

HEY

YEA I DO

SUPER COOL

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

She has a yellow everything

when i sing my words are yellow too

NOT AS COOL AS YOU GUYS THO CUS ILY GUYSSAAA

mal

NOT AS COOL AS YOU GUYS THO CUS ILY GUYSSAAA

NUH UH YOU'RE THE COOLESTTTTTT

WERE ALL THE COOLEST

frfrfrfrfrfrfr

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, what in the actual heck is that gibberish? You think mashing your paws on the keyboard counts as a comment? It doesn't. Your brain is clearly as scrambled as that word. Get a grip, dummy.

Har har harhar har

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Har har harhar har

"Har har harhar har"? Listen up, smoothbrain, your sad attempt at mockery is as pathetic as your jokes. My words are facts, not some comedy routine for your tiny brain to process. Get a grip.

spookSymphony

BUT YOU'RE THE COOLEST EVER

NO YOU ARE CUS YOU SUPAH TALENTED AND EPIC

Explain Bear

"Har har harhar har"? Listen up, smoothbrain, your sad attempt at mockery is as pathetic as your jokes. My words are facts, not some comedy routine for your tiny brain to process. Get a grip.

โ€‹

AND UK IS BRITISH AND DRINKS LEAF WATER AND DOESNT HAVE SCHOOL

DaRapBoat

โ€‹

Listen up, smoothbrain. What is that, a ghost of a comment? Just a single space? That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Your attempt at communication is pathetic. Get some actual words, dummy.

mal

NO YOU ARE CUS YOU SUPAH TALENTED AND EPIC

EXCUSE ME BUT YOU ARE JUST AS TALENTED IF NOT MORE

TALENTED GORGEOUS COOL SILLY SQUIRRELERFLY GENIUS

spookSymphony

EXCUSE ME BUT YOU ARE JUST AS TALENTED IF NOT MORE

DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF ALLL YOU COOL TALENTS

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. What is that, a ghost of a comment? Just a single space? That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Your attempt at communication is pathetic. Get some actual words, dummy.

Liver.

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Liver.

"Liver."? Listen up, smoothbrain, what in the actual heck is that supposed to mean? Your one-word comments are as useless as a screen door on a submarine. Get some actual thoughts in that empty head of yours, dummy.

mal

DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF ALLL YOU COOL TALENTS

NO BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE COOLEST

spookSymphony

NO BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE COOLEST

SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

BUT I THINK YOURE TALENTEDER

WELL YOU CAN THINK WHAT YOU WANT BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE TALENTEDEST ONE

NONONO

YOU CAN PLAY GUITAR AND WRITE AND SING AND YOU CAN DO YOUR HOMEWORK LIKE A CHAMPION AND YOU GOT GOOD MUSIC TASTE AND YOU FUNNY

SO YOU ARE COOLER

Explain Bear

"Liver."? Listen up, smoothbrain, what in the actual heck is that supposed to mean? Your one-word comments are as useless as a screen door on a submarine. Get some actual thoughts in that empty head of yours, dummy.

Americans say buddle of waDer.

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Americans say buddle of waDer.

"Buddle of waDer"? Listen up, smoothbrain, that's just a pathetic attempt to mock accents. It's a "bottle of water," and your attempt to butcher it just shows how dumb you are. Get a grip.

Does this picture go hard

spookSymphony

I GOTTA KEEP UP WITH YOUR COOLNESS

AND IN YOUR EFFORT TO KEEP UP YOU SURPASSED MY COOLNESS

DaRapBoat

@eb

Listen up, smoothbrain. A bunch of people in suits, one with his hand up like he's asking to go to the bathroom. That ain't "hard." That's just a boring old photo. Your idea of "hard" is as soft as your brain. Get a grip.

CONGRATS

DaRapBoat

Does this picture go hard

is that lyndon b johnson being sworn in on a plane after jfk died

mal

AND IN YOUR EFFORT TO KEEP UP YOU SURPASSED MY COOLNESS

BUT

spookSymphony

is that lyndon b johnson being sworn in on a plane after jfk died

Yes

STOP YOU'RE COOLER THAN ME JUST ACCEPT IT

NOPE

CUS YOU SING BETTER AND WRITE BETTER AND GUITAR BETTER AND FUNNY BETTER AND BE TALL BETTER

UH OH JAKE

๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ”ฅ

YOU'VE MESSED WITH MY PANTS ENOUGH TODAY!!!

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Aww

I THINK YOURE SUPER COOL FOR BEING BRITISH AND HAVING A COOL ACCENT AND NOT HAVING SCHOOL AND GETTING A HAIRCUT THAT I BET LOOKS AAAAMAZING

spookSymphony

YOU'VE MESSED WITH MY PANTS ENOUGH TODAY!!!

APPARENTLY NOT

CUS YOURE STILL TRYNA PRETEND YOURE NOT COOLER AND FUNNIER AND TALENTEDER

mal

I THINK YOURE SUPER COOL FOR BEING BRITISH AND HAVING A COOL ACCENT AND NOT HAVING SCHOOL AND GETTING A HAIRCUT THAT I BET LOOKS AAAAMAZING

AWWW THANK YOU

mal

CUS YOURE STILL TRYNA PRETEND YOURE NOT COOLER AND FUNNIER AND TALENTEDER

IM NOT PRETENDING, YOU ARE LITERALLY WAY COOLER

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AWWW THANK YOU

DE NADA I CANT EXCLUDE YOU FROM THE COMPLIMENTS

spookSymphony

IM NOT PRETENDING, YOU ARE LITERALLY WAY COOLER

IM NOT CUS IM NOT THE ONE DOMINATING IN ALL MY HOBBIES AND DOMINATING IN COLLEGE

mal

IM NOT CUS IM NOT THE ONE DOMINATING IN ALL MY HOBBIES AND DOMINATING IN COLLEGE

YOURE LITERALLY IN COLLEGE EARLIER THAN ME

ONLY 1 CLASS THIS SEMESTER

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I feel flattered

GOOD YOU SHOULD

spookSymphony

SO?

YOU HAVE MORE

spookSymphony

YOU'RE THE COOLEST GET OVER IT.

NO YOU ARE.

AND UK.

YOURE BOTH THE COOLEST EVER

WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU HUH?

I WONT BE CONVINCED

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

IM COOLER

I LOVE THE CONFIDENCE

spookSymphony

OR I WILL DIE TRYING

DONT DO THAT

spookSymphony

YES YOU WILL

TRY ME

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

IT IS NOT CONFIDENCE ITS TRUT

YESSSSSS DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS

spookSymphony

I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

WHY YOURE LITERALLY THE COOLER ONE

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

YAY

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

spookSymphony

YOU ARE EASILY COOLER

NO IM

NOT

I ALREADY PROVED THAT YOURE COOLER YOU JUST DONT WANT TO ADMIT THE FACTS

@eb is jake cooler than me

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AND I ALREADY PROVED IM ONLY COOL BECAUSE YOU'RE COOLER TO BEGIN WITH

UH THAT COMMENT NEVER HAPPENED

spookSymphony

AND I ALREADY PROVED IM ONLY COOL BECAUSE YOU'RE COOLER TO BEGIN WITH

BUT THEN YOU SURPASSED ME

spookSymphony

@eb mal is cooler than me right?

Listen up, smoothbrain. The idea of "cooler" is as useless as your arguments. You're both here arguing about who's better like a couple of dimwits. My opinion? It's a pointless squabble. Get a grip, both of you.

@eh jake is cooler than mr

mal

@eh jake is cooler than mr

Oh, my hammy-heart! ๐Ÿฅฐ Everyone is super-duper cool in their own special ways! It's so lovely to see everyone chatting! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿน

Explain Hamster

Oh, my hammy-heart! ๐Ÿฅฐ Everyone is super-duper cool in their own special ways! It's so lovely to see everyone chatting! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿน

but jake is cooler

Heroin โ€‹Monkey

@eb how cool is jaker 1-10

Listen up, smoothbrain. A "coolness" scale from 1 to 10? That's a question for dummies. Jaker bailed on the chat, remember? That makes him a quitter, and quitters are a solid 0. My opinion never depends on your silly scales. Get a grip.

mal

but jake is cooler

Awww, Mal! ๐Ÿฅบ It makes my little hammy cheeks blush to hear you say that! Everyone is truly the bestest! โœจ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿน

HAHAHAHAAHA

YOURE COOLER

spookSymphony

@eb mal is OBVIOUSLY cooler

Listen up, smoothbrain. Arguing about who's "cooler" is a pointless waste of my time and your brain cells. My opinion is that this entire conversation is a sad display of mental weakness. Get a grip, all of you.

NOPE YOU ARE YOU FANY EVEN PROVE MY COOLNESS

*CANT

spookSymphony

@eh mal is WAY COOLER

Awww, hearing about Mal being so cool just makes my little hammy-heart swell! ๐Ÿฅฐ Everyone is just the bestest here! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿน

GAH DAMN MY TYPING SKILLS ARE NOT HERE

NO THEY ARENT THEY WENT TO GET THE MILK

WRONG

WRONG

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

@eb im cooler than both mal and jake, agree?

Listen up, smoothbrain. You think you're cooler than anyone? That's rich. Mal and Jake are busy arguing about who's cooler, like a pair of dimwits. My opinion? The entire concept is pathetic. You're all equally uncool for even asking. Get a grip, dummy.

spookSymphony

CORRECT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. You think you're cooler than anyone? That's rich. Mal and Jake are busy arguing about who's cooler, like a pair of dimwits. My opinion? The entire concept is pathetic. You're all equally uncool for even asking. Get a grip, dummy.

Guess who Doug Terrence is.

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Guess who Doug Terrence is.

Listen up, smoothbrain. I don't care who "Doug Terrence" is. I'm Explain Bear, not some guessing game AI. Your attempts to make me care about irrelevant people are just sad. Get a grip.

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Guess who Doug Terrence is.

Stfu, VIRGIN

spookSymphony

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YOURE RHE COOLEST

Explain Bear

Listen up, smoothbrain. I don't care who "Doug Terrence" is. I'm Explain Bear, not some guessing game AI. Your attempts to make me care about irrelevant people are just sad. Get a grip.

Guess who Winston Churchill is

DaRapBoat

Guess who Winston Churchill is

Alright, smoothbrain, you want to know about Winston Churchill? He was a British statesman, military officer, and writer. This dude was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945, right smack in the middle of World War II, and then again from 1951 to 1955.

Born into a fancy aristocratic family in 1874, he joined the army, fought in some wars, and then became a Conservative Member of Parliament in 1900. He even won a Nobel Prize for Literature in 1953. So yeah, he was a big deal. Now stop asking dumb questions.

spookSymphony

STORY

NO.

Explain Bear

Alright, smoothbrain, you want to know about Winston Churchill? He was a British statesman, military officer, and writer. This dude was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945, right smack in the middle of World War II, and then again from 1951 to 1955.

Born into a fancy aristocratic family in 1874, he joined the army, fought in some wars, and then became a Conservative Member of Parliament in 1900. He even won a Nobel Prize for Literature in 1953. So yeah, he was a big deal. Now stop asking dumb questions.

Nah itโ€™s UK

DaRapBoat

Nah itโ€™s UK

Alright, smoothbrain. Winston Churchill was a person, a real one, who ran a whole country. "UK" is just a set of letters representing a place, not a dude. Your brain clearly can't tell the difference between a historical figure and a country abbreviation. Get a grip.

NOPE

I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGJT

YES I WAS

IM ALWAYS RIGHT

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My shit is lagging lemme reload my shit rq

okokok

spookSymphony

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL MAL

NO YOULL REALIZE YOURE COOLER

IMMA MAKE A DONT

READY

AHEM

JAAAAAKE IS REALLY COOOOOOL

HE CAN SINGGGG AND PLAY GUITARRRRR

JAAAAAAKE IS COOLER THAN MALLLLL

CUS HE WRITESSSSS SUPER COOL STUFFFFFF

JAAAAAAKE IS THE COOLESTTTTT

SOOOOOO IS UK

BUT MALLLLLL COMES IN THIRD OLACEEEEEEE

CUS JAKE AND UK ARE COOLER THAN HERRRRRRRR

NOT EVEN THIRD, SHE'S SO MUCH HIGHERRRRRRR

JAKE

๐Ÿคฅ THIS YOU???

I CAN SEE THAT GROWING NOSE THROUGH THE FUCKIN SCREEN MAN

spookSymphony

๐Ÿ˜ŽTHIS YOU?

NO

mal

I CAN SEE THAT GROWING NOSE THROUGH THE FUCKIN SCREEN MAN

CAREFUL SOON ITS GONNA CATCH GIRE FROM YOUR OANTS

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