Why is Toast Never Online?

His mom probably took us phone LMFAOOOO 😭😭

LMAO

It's the weekend

Facts

Hi Wade

Wassup bro, I’ve posted like…3-4 shorts today, and another tmrw

I saw those

Pretty fire

Been grinding recently

Thanks! The Springtrap vent one is my most popular vid yet!

200 likes incoming

OOOOPS SPOKE TOO SOON

Lol I’m close!

I’m releasing part 2 of the Springtrap in the Vent tmrw

Brooo

wtf

Why so many?

lag

I hate when that happens

What a you been up to?

Not much

Playing Hitman 3

I got a new game though

Niice

The Mummy Demastered

Such a good game

Haven’t heard of it

toast

16 bit somewhat open world game

Super cool

reposted

Loosely based on the movies

NO REPLY THAT’S CRAZY

Also Hi amy

hi.

Oh cool!

Ooo 16 bit

I got my keyboard connected

Toast isn’t on that much because he has a life.

so I can type faster

Siick

You should get one tok

Based tho

LMAO

*too

lol

ok then buddy

so wsg toast

Long time no chat Dagger

I'm just chilling as usual

Y’all touch grass todat?

nice

Same

yes, you?

in bed

I’m gonna go outside here in a bit

yeah

GDOMAN MY STUPUD ASS AUTOCRRECT AND MY RATARDD KEYBOARD

you should join frfr

Dude autocorrect is so annoying

Sorry my phone is pissing me odd

*off godamnit

Damn

Healthy coping skills, Dagger.

did you dip or what

I didnt

GEEKS BRUV

k

just plugging in my stuff

Ok mother

you should

talk more

ok

ok

what about that weather?

Pluggin and chuggi

Good weather..

very cold

imagine

I'm gonna try and make an edit

TURN OFF YOUR CAPS BRO

dont know hwta of yet

what

ye do it

Niice

marvel marvel marvel

I need a topic

please

FNAF

No u

scarlet witch

Dude make a FNAF edit, all mine are doing really well

toastie

pleaseee

But I like DC

no marvel

damn

FNAF

I’m a bit of both

BRRO CALM DOWN TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LIKE JEEZ MAN

marvel

toast

FNAF will do better currently

for meeee

Yeah?

please

WADE

hmmmm

hmmmmmm

Hi siarra

Oh shit! You reminded me of a Batman edit I gotta do sometime

do you not love me

I do, but

i dont know marvel

I do

scarlet witch

she’s so

awesome

hot?

oh

well yes

She’s also dead

mommy wanda

i see you don’t read the theories

harrumph

She’s not dead she prob teleported away

how about we make a compromise

like you bbg

I’m working on an Antihero edit rn

Sick

YES

American Dad

LOKI?

yes please

yo my keyboard is 3d printed

how about you be my american dad

Spawn, Ghost rider, Deadpool, Constantine, Logan, Venom, Loki, Punisher, Rorschach

And Moon Knight

niiiice

I did a Loki edit like 3 weeks ago

tht one was sick

that

fr

Thanks!

what keycaps and switches do u use?

Loki will be in the antihero edit too

uhh

default

idk

wait thats rlly cool

BORING

I’m jsp

hey don’t talk to my mans like that

They are off tf are you on

Hi Dagger

GIRL UR MAN AINT EVEN GIVING U ENERGY SONME PERSONALLY I WOULDNT BE STICKING UP FOR HIM

Drugs

Lmao

Hey

thats not nice

be more specific pls

i mean 💀

I cant show emotion through a sceen

WATCH ME NOT GIVE A FUCK

it’s ok

screnn

Should I beat her with a stick?

screen

I CAN

It’s online anyways soooo

well

Facts tho, everything I’ve said for the past year could all be lies

I just saw a fucking fortnite add with a juice world song playing over it

u can’t hit a girl. oh wait, u can choose to “identify” as one and then you can do whatever u want.

I am going to kill myslef

no

I believe in Gender Equality

don’t do that

Harm yourself

Oh my god

so cringe

Yea he’s coming to Fortnite

Lol

Gender equality will never be a thing

why?

i can feel my braincells dying

don’t harm yourself

ME TOO BRO BUT LIKE DONT YALL SOMETIMES THINK THAT SEXISM DOES EXIST?

Hope not

thats so disrespectful to a dead peron

Men and women are not the same

definitely

person

Exactly

even if his music is ass

rip juicewrld

honestly

sometimes

Men are stronger than women at some things and vice versa

EXACTLY SO YOU CANNOT TREAT THEM EQUALLY

Exactly!

Well society is gonna try!

like childbirth and voting rights

So anyways, you guys got any good scenepacks?

I FEEL ACKNOWLEDGED

And if you disagree with society you’re just a bigot!

for an eit

edit

um

Hands down

no

For what edit?

ok

any edit

sorry

When it comes to self defence I will kick a girl’s ass if she attacks me

its ok

same to you

hold up

If u give me a topic I can provide u with stuff

Wdym

nvm

Say

yes?

exactly because if we treated both genders the same, neither would be receiving the extra care and exceptions they need

i said nvm

She basically said she’d kick ur ass

tbh I can’t think of exceptions that males need tho, can yall think of any?

also toast when you get a chance, check uwu. not rn tho.

dick care

Well she can try and fail miserably 😂

yeah probably

sure bud

Toast what edit u doing bro?

😂

Keep dreaming

again, sure

Men are stronger physically whether you like it or not

That’s true

Women are stronger at other things tho

That’s also true

ok there are exceptions

We can’t have men without women and we can’t have women without men, they need each other

wait how old are you

im back

What edit u doing

Yes this is the way God created us.

wait amy, which maggie are you?

the flirty farm girl, the sex machine, or the human?

This is the way…

*flying spaghetti monster

Sex machine

whichever one you want bbg

A woman can be stronger than a man, but at the end of the day men are predominantly bigger with more muscle mass. So the strongest man will always be stringer than the strongest woman

But a husband will always protect his wife not the other way around

exactly.

EXACTLY

why would i not protect my husband?

WELLLL

Women want a man who can protect them

That’s what we are for

Yeah

That’s why we need to be strong, confident, and brave

also, i wanna see if i really could beat you in a fight. what physical activity do you do, how old are you, and what martial arts training do you have

another hitman edit or no?

I wouldn’t want my wife to protect me from a murderer or shooter I’d protect her

Yes

sure, but that don’t mean i’m a weak damsel in distress or something. i can hold my own.

alright

Exactly

sure but that doesn’t mean that I can’t do the same for him.

Bro nobody gives a damn

real

bro got intimidated

Honestly…

Huh?

wait

he was the one saying he could beat me

so like

no fighting

He probably could

why

Yeah but it’s not that important right nos

Do a Hitman edit or…

BUT MOST OF YALL ARENT RLLY LIKE THAT SO I DONT WANNA HEAR THE WHOLE “WOMAN HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS FOR MEN TO BE LIKE THIS”

Toast do a Army of Two edit

yeah

yes

smart

exactly, we don’t have to be stereotypes

but no scenepacks

Lemme kno when it posted

^

alright

I don’t use scenepwcks, I use gifs normally

I can check tomorrow

kk

anyway dagger

gifs are good, but using an online video downloader to download scenepacks is best

Oh uh..I’m gonna be on less starting Monday

let’s say that we’d probably be equal in a fight

Yea I do everything from my phone tho

I mean I don’t know martial arts but I know a thing or two

it'll still work if you have som storage

I’m almost certainly heavier than you

and i do know martial arts

definitely

Thats a factor

Ok

but i know taekwondo, judo

I know where to hit to do the most damage so that is an advantage

me too

All that matters is if Dagger can throw a hard punch and knock you to the ground

and i’m pretty strong

cause rowing

and the gym

carrying boats is surprisingly good weight training

depends

I swim 3 hours a week on a semi professional swim team and also work out

Doesn’t matter how big or strong u are, if the other person can fight they have equal chance

I'll be back in like 5 or ssoo mutes

DAMN

ok toastie:)

3 hours is NOTHING my guy

Alr cya

exactly

Nobody asked

bye bye

i spend 28 a week per minimum

Shit sorry Dagger

GUYS COME ON NOW IM NOT TRYNA BE NOSEY BUT YALL ARE NEVER GONNA FIGHT IRL SO IT DOESNT MATTER

ik

He swims and works out tho

It’s fun tho

i row, which is the same if not more demanding than swimming

i also work out

so

well

yes, we’d probably be equally matched

nvm

Considering the stats..

I mean I swim 2.5-3k every practice

With almost no breajsy

*breaks

i row 12 k minimum

no breaks

max pressure

tbh thats different

Is this a competition now?

40 strokes per minute

you’re right.

Dang

i do like six lol

Guess so

both professions are equally hard

You work out only arms and cardio I work every muscle and cardio

but again, 28 hours a week

Weeeeelll

Not really

i work every muscle too. watch a video of someone rowing. it’s not just arms

You row with your feet?

Swimming isn’t easy

if i put you in a boat i can almost guarantee you’d be dead before a 4k

Bet

it’s extremely challenging

very challenging

i have utmost respect for swimmers

Exactly, and he does it

My arms are as strong or stronger

wade, you can talk once you’ve been in a boat

I appreciate it

ok, watch a video of someone rowing

all of you

it’s not a common sport

I just row for workout

so i don’t think you understand

*on an erg

I’ve been on a kayaking team before I know what it’s about

not in an actual boat

I’ve been dragon boating too

I dunno what that is

nononok

stop

please

rowing machine

🍿

dagger, could you watch someone row? like in a video?

That thing I posted a pic of?

not a dragon boat or a kayak

Don’t need to I know how it is

like an eight

kayaking and dragon boats aren’t the same as what i do

Hey

Shit

just watch a video

it’s really, really hard.

trust me.

We believe you Amy

I’ll humor you Amy

Point is, men and women cannot be the same physically and mentally

What u want me to search

🙄

It’s not that deep

women’s eight

thats true

rowing

yes

K brb

Hru all

May have misunderstood the saying

What do you mean, mentally?

i mean they have different ways of perceiving emotions n stuff

Watching the vid now

Women think differently than men and have a different tolerance for emotions

Anyways gtg peace yall

Bye

perception

we’re built different

but we quite literally can’t live without the other

i gtg but i’ll be back in 10

Ok I’ve watched enough

Yeah

For sure

Amy? Helloooo

Agreed

Dead chat

mhmm

Oof

Hey flappy

wsg

Hru

sleepy asf

you?

Great, my mom agreed to let me stay with my grandparents for a month after Christmas