Why are Weekends Quiet?

i dunno man

bc people

do things

with friends on weekends

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

That’s so gay

fr

homosexual activities

Ikr

fairly oddparents is an underrated show

Never seen it

it's really good

it has amazing writing for a kids show

Uh huhh

ok then

Good talk

always

most one sided convo ever

ok.

You are special.

Ed.

Heya Bruce

Hi wade

Wade

Hello

Sup

Not <uch

Working on a Ghostrider vid, should release tmrw, released a spiderman one today

nice

One of mine got taken down

the Leatherface one

kinda bullshit

Damn, I didn’t get to see it

ha

he cuts cassie cage's face off

Badass

Its complete bullshit though

I used Leatherface a lot

it apparently goes againts tos

the specialest

Dude that’s total bullshit

but I found it

no age restriction

no nothing

so stupud

That’s so stupid dude

So you really like The Batman huh?

But I have Lui Kangs mk11 tower ending

yes

Its so good

That’s awesome

It’s such a good movie

I'm pretty sure I uploaded the lui kang one

I like Bruce’s makeshift Batman with the jacket and eye shadow

I’ll check it out

hi

Hey Mal

magical mallll

heyyy watcha doin

Like your pfp I think

readin a book

I think so

oo cool

wbu

Such a good movie, can’t wait for the Sequel

yeah

Professor Pyg is gonna be FUCKED UP tho

im reading smth i wrote haha

Will they top this one though>

?

Well we’ll just have to wait and see

ooo can i see?

sure lemme get screenshots

The theories and shit are good

And the possible villains

betbebtbet

yeah

Also I watched the nipple scene

Cool

Yeah

Did you see them?

sorry that responce was really dry

Yeah, it was kinda hard to see tho

WHO

It’s fine lol

MEN

OR WOMEN

WHICH

WHO

just a little

Well you’re Batman lol

WAIT WADE

oh yeah

WDYM

ABOUT

THE

actually screenshots = effort here's a link amy https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a5GCRADkbsvElt5mvd8nzc9y-Z4ziCGvAd2NNYTqQPA/edit

NIULES

I can’t name myself Joker because he’s not Joker yet lol

He’s “Unnamed Arkham Inmate”

Dec 13, 2022 Today I saw a man Jay Walking. I beat him to a pulp and stole his wallet. I cant help but think this city is going in the right direction.

HOLY SHIT

IT'S SO GOOD

MALLL

YOU'RE BASICALLY AN AUTHOR

YOU J OPENED IT LMAO

My chet hurts

I READ REALLY FAST

wadewadewaade

Reminds me of Rorschach’s journal from Watchmen

what scene

WADE

DAMN

THANKS

Hollup lemme find an entry

(I think he’s ignoring you)

IT WAS *CHEFS KISS*

He Wilk

naur way

HEY WILK

why though

you read the 2 pages in a minute?

in 2 minutes

Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No.

HEY MAL

finger guns

Finguns

funyuns

That’s fast

Finger my gun

my cats nose is wet

awww kitty

funtime freddy

Cute kitty

Very fun

I GOTTA GO GUYS ILL BE BACK IN LIKE 2 HOURS

BYEEEE <3

Goodbye Mal

Byebye Mal

bye mall <3

See ya mal

wilk

Perfect Batman response

Huh?

wilk

What

wsg

Not much

ok

You

same i guess

Chill

i;m worried about rylee

Ngl tho I did like her better with the wig, Selena I mean

she isn't responding to me

Oh..that

wade

She’s fine, don’t worry

she talked to you right

Yea

did she saya nything else?

anything

I bet everything’s okay

idk

Everything is fine

i might have something to do with it

she got mad cause she thought i still liked chext or something

Oh so I was right

i told her i didn't

but

pardon?

I should trust myself from now on, I’m always right

i'd show you the messages but i can't acess discord on this laptop

what are you talking about?

Real

I’m so smart

Can confirm

Anyways. She’s fine, don’t worry abt her

wade

what were you right about?

Everything

🗿

wade.

?

I’m always right

Lesson learned

can you not

and please answer

Nooe

my question

I’m always right and it’s my right to not answer

right.

Probably, I mean, from what we talked about it should be

what

did

you

talk

about

Mhm mhm

I’ll chat her again later to make sure

omfg

Let Amy do that

if you're not gonna tell me

why bring it up

fuck you

Dang oissy

Yeah but she chatted me

i have the right to be pissy

That you do

you're a bunch of idiots

I’m always right

Well check in on her then reccomend talking to Amy about it

I'm RIGHT HERE

From what I can tell she doesn’t want to talk to Amy

stop talking as if if i'm not

WHAT DID SHE SAY

why not

wade

stop bein like that

Idk from WhT Amy said she’s ignoring her or soemthint idk

no she's not bro

she just hasn't been on

I’ll bring it up if she responds

👍

JSUT TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID OMFG

IT'S NOT THAT HARD

I’m good

wilk get on uwu.

Wilk don’t say a word

I swear on my left nut

wait AMY WERE TALKING ABT RYLEE?

DID U GET A MESSAGE FROM HER LAST NIGHT?

I did

no

me too

I had a nice talk with her

what did she say

Yeah same

what

did

she

say

Virgo I wouldn’t tell Amy cuz then she’ll bombard her with messages

no i woint

what the fuck?

oh

no i won't?

Rylees online

Knowing Amy

which means…?

On UWU?

actually go fuck yourself

yeah

so idk

Ok so she’s still good then

our uwu messages don't work

to each other

Amy are u sure that Rylee didn’t say anything?

oh I see I ses

see

i haven't checked discord

i can't at the moment

i texted her this morning

wjy not?

but i haven't checked discord

Toooast

hahha

it's blocked on my computer

Hehehehe

emily check uwu

L

One sec

L bozo lmao

Yo Wade

Wsp bro

haev you seen that scene where Jason Todd Kills Joker after Batman died saving Jason?

from the special edition movie

wilk check

uwu

forgot what its called

I think so

Death in the Family?

He tells jason the joke that made him laugh

I think so

*batman

It had like 4 endings

yeah

that one

Yeah

pretty cool scene

And it related to Under the Red Hood

Did you see the ending where he stabs Joker in the eye with a knife at the diner?

yeah

I just saw it in my shorts feed

That’s awesome

Love those shorts

wade

do u have specific instructions from rylee of what not to do?

cause I’m gonna tell amy

what

Idfk lmao I’m watching Rick and Morty

nice

The Audit episode from S7

wonder if s7 is on hulu

It’s coming to Max soon, but it’s free from Adult Swim

Or if u for Cable

my dad has yt tv

still not there

Dang

I’m watching the Kuato episode now

Also quick question, how’d u get so many subs? Just keep making stuff? Like my stuff isn’t getting much anymore

L bozo

idk, I just made stuff\

i started a year ago thouygh

a little more

Ok

and you have a decent amount

I’ll just stick to it

like 130 i think

find something you can make a lot of and gets good views

and you like making

Ok

I just make everything

thats a good stragegy

Yeah

It’s fun too

I really want a community tab, but I don’t wanna add a phone number

just get text now

then delete it after

Do they text you after u give the number?

no, just send a code

i think

Ok

well im back cus my mom got paranoid as we were driving so she turned around 💀

💀

cus the roads are a tiny bit icy

be back soon

bye

Same

See ya

damn everyone disappeared

no

Hi amy

Again

mal you still there?

yuh

💀

are you planning on writing more things?

cause if you are i reallyyyy wanna see them

if i can think of more to write then yeah

ive kinda hit a block though i havent been writing much lately

MAL AND AMY

EM

EMILYYYYY

egyptian

my brother has his friends over and I look ugly

makes sense

gonna kns

kms

kill night stands

nooo i bet you look amazing

kite new suitors

GUYS EMINEM IS SO HOT

shut the fuck up with that shitty interaction bait

STOP

respectfully

HES NOT HOT

he always looks like he doesn't know why he's here

nuh ug

uh

it is

ew he looks old nd crusty nd drunk

no I mean like blonde Eminem

STILL NOT HOT

SLIM SHADYY

NOPE

HES SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE LIKE I JS KNOW THAT HE WOULD MAKE A MESS OF ME

STOPPPP

GAH DAMN

girl

JUST SAYING

YOU COULD DO MUCH BETTER

NUH UH DONT “girl” NE

you know who's really hot

your mom

zayn malik

HE COULD DO SOME OF THAT SHADY STUFF TO ME

she's a 3

OMFG YES

which explains me ig

nuh uh

so am iiii 😭

I KNOW YOU KNOW

Cheez-its

NUH UHHH

NUH UH UH

He looks gay

LIVE LOVE LAUGH FOR ZAYN

HE PROLLY IS GAY

YOU LOOK GAY

he looks like DRAKE

BUT HES A HOT GAY

He looks hella gay

but you ARE GAY

he's dating gigi hadid

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT

MAYBE GIGI IS SECRETLY A MAN THEN

forget zayn I want her

she’s GORGEOUS

CONSPIRACY THEORY

I KNOWWW

I NEED GIGI

AHH

HIS EYES

their child would be so hot

ARE

SO

That’s accurate

I KNOW

GENTLE

TRUEE

He looks even gayer somehow

SINNNNN SIN CITY WASNT MADE FOR YOU

ANGELS LIKE YOUUU

you would know

that’s the kind of audio I feel like goes w hin

him

STOP EMILY 😭

NO THAT'S REAL

*Emily rn

for Eminem

CAUSE HES SO FINE

LIKE

He’s not

UGH JUST THE WAY THAT HE PRESENTS HIMSELF

He looks like a druggie, which he was

he really isn't

GOT ME GOING

please stop simping over him

that’s fine

LOOKIT THIS CUTIE THOUGH

It’s making me not wanna listen to his music

This is daddy

I’m actually blushing while watching this edit of him.

You’re so weird

💀

just kidding

IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR

No it fucking wasn’t and you know it

LMAO

mal this article

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/zayn-malik-pleads-no-contest-harassing-yolanda-gigi-hadid-rcna4093

the audio for it 💀

😭

Respectfully

“🐒🐒 need to die they NEED TO DIEEE”

Wade I messaged you on uwu about the who broke it thingy

NOOOOOO STOPPPPP

I’m very intrigued

I KNOW MAL

IT SHOOK ME

TO MY CORE

I AM SHOOKETH

ME TOOOO

ew see he’s so gay

Amy text Rylee now

where

on what

"omg these eminem edits are turning me ONNN" YOU CANT TALK

i can't acsess discord

tell her that

tell her to go to doc

On uwu, I’m talking to her now

tell her to go to doc

I NEVER SAID THAT

TWISTING MY WORDS

wade

YEAH BUT THEY TOTALLY ARE

did you tell her

DONT DENY IT

wade??

I AM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS SIMPLY UNTRUE

J ADMIT IT

A CREPPY AF OLD MAN TURNS YOU ON

CREEPY

Busy on uwu

can you teell

her

please?

NUH UH BC THATS JUST WEIRD

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

IM SAYING THAT 2000s EMINEM IS SORTA KINDA CUTE

FINE YOURE SAYING HE'S FINE, EM

ND HPT

HOT

LIKE

EWEWEW

HES A CUTIE PIE

LIKE JUST IMAGINE

EW.

HIM LIKE…

NVM

LMAO

THAT SOUNDED GROSS I PROMISE IT WASNT I JUST DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

no way you just called eminem a cutie pie

you're above that

“Thank you baby daddy loves you” 😍😍😍😍

ALSO CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN WHY EL MESSAGED ME ON UWU I AINT EVER TALKED TO HER

she messaged me too

em can you message rylee and tell her to check doc

since WADE

IS SHE THAT EL FROM BP