Who's on?

yo mama

which one

the third one

oh HI

you can call me "mamasita"

IHUIHSUIHJUI

ok new nickname

jakey mamasita

rizzlee

always

RYLEEE

OMG GUYS

hii

rizzlee forever ♾️

btw are u dating that gir?

What girl?

What girl?

I'm dating Madi

not u jake

angek

i am dating a girl

angel

but shes not on here

OOOHHH

oh the 12 year old lesbian sex thing 💀

Omfg

since when are u not straight?

Guess what

well

ham

uhm

burger

a while

cheese

burger

ew

Eww

big

WEewe

mac

no

whopper

No

HUHSHIUHS

No.

No

ok tell me

uhm

i was saying not o beef

WAIT

but we js learned about the most peaceful religion

UR A HUFFLEPUFF TOO>>>>

HUISHUEIUSH

YEAH

OMG

UHISHUI

OKAY TEL ME IM SORRY.

This

Im happy

ooohh

what is it?

Hairy Pooter

hairy cooter

HIUHAUHS

we js finished Buddhism nd then the most peaceful one is janism

nobody does jainism

ohhhhhh

they go out of there way to not harm a single living orgasim

i love it

like when have you ever seen someone who's like "I'm a Jainist"

js now over 6 millin people

its mostly in india jake

i hate hurting flies

and ants

and anything

they're constantly stepping on microscopic organisms

Janist monks nd nuns dont even wear clothes because they harm some animals

HISHHSIHIJKEKJNEJKNAKHSIHSIHSIU

flies are gay I used to hunt them outside for fun

They sweep infront of where they walk to not step on a bug

ion wanna see hairy cooters :C

One time me and my brother went to war with a bunch of shitty useless beetles and they started fighting back

It lasted 2 years

Once I quartered a wasp and stuck its body on spikes

im allergic to wasps

They also just usualy end up fasting till they die to cause eno harm to the ground when pulling up eadible plants w/ to long of roots

so thank you

I torture wasps when I can catch them

Why..

One time I shot two bees out of the air with one of those gel guns cause my mom's allergic

When there are any bugs or smthin in my house I put them outside

thank you jake

wasps can go fucking die in a hole

I have a deep burning hatred for them

im allergic to spiders, wasps, bees, beetles, grass, fucking EVERYTHING.

oooh i gttg

ill be on later

based

those bitches sting for shits and giggles

then they die

and go to wasp hell :D

I hate wasps

me too

finger guns

finguns

I fucking hate boxelder bugs too

they do nothing

but eat shit and attack me

and climb into window screens

lmao

I used to go around in the summer hunting them, I'd get hundreds a day

nice

bugs suck lmao

ikr?

they suck

mosquitoes REALLY suck

yeah

i got bit by a blister beetle on my armpit nd couldnt go to school for a month bc i couldnt move my arm.

sounds like a skill issue

jk jk that must've been horrible

damn this chat is deader than my grandma

happens

orgasm

i too, would not hurt an orgams

finger guns

they are much too precious

finger my gun

heh heh

fiddle my cheeseburger

give me free healthcare

no.

fuck you, corporate america

good.

go back to india scammer

i love to scan old ladies with dementia

scam

samesies

i’d scam your pussy fr

enter your credit card info in me

WOAH

SETTLE DOWN

I'M NOT A SLUT

i’ll make you scream your mother’s maiden name

DOUBT IT

while you tell me your social security number

with PASSION

and LUST

and IP ADRESS

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT 😭

😒

Doubt

shut up jake

you’re useless

you didn’t even respond

I'M NOT LOL

go commit toaster bath

dhuheuwhsakjuhuiewnsaz

What didn’t I respond to

discord

mormon

HII RYLEEEE

Discord Mormon?

lmao

I hardly ever check my disc

😩

wrong emoji

HOLY HELL

Well actually I check it out he never I’m on my computer but nobody ever messages me lmao

😋

double wrong emoji

STOP

HI AMY

😫

MY WIFEY

😭

🤤

MY WIFEY <3

🤥

want those pixels in me

🍆🍑💦😏

WHAT THE FUCK

GET OFF

👉👌

finger me

bet

DO THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE GOOD GOD!

SAVE US ALL

no

Rymy

SO NASTY

👅👅👅

Fr

YOU'RE ALL GAY ASF

you shouldn’t be talking

Neither should you

i wanna go home

so bad

Not me I’m stra

ight

I wanna leave here

i just had the best nap of my life

DUH

this fucking place suckls

hate you

not

do it

COPE AND SEETHE

noœ

hehe

Homestuck reference

you’re a homestuck reference

thats racist

I actually am that’s not even a joke

kys

My fake name (and fake last name) are literally the name of a homestuck character

you wouyld

not really

wouyld

is crazy

tied

some guy sent me a dick pic

Lucky

no

it was wrinkled an veiny

I’m joking that’s hella weird

WHY ARE YOU PSYCHO ANALYZING SOMEONE'S DICK?

he’s 17

Im i nmath rn

Or so he says

…he goes to my school

i see him in the hallways

Skibidi gyatt

Nasty

i blocked him

he also asked me shit like

Good

hhsuh

are you a virgin

do you masturbate

do you have sexual fantasies

I will personally fly to NC and rip his dick off to shove it down his throat

(ICP REFERENCE)

I do

i tried to like diffuse it by saying nah bro and shit

but he kept pressing me for nudes and suit

shit

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm trying to lure evil into my world I tell 'em that I'm curious and I'm only twelve Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hoping that they show up 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em Would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside In my best little girl's voice, I'm like "Hi, come on in, I'm putting on my bikini" And when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me "Hi there", I stab 'em in the neck first 'Cause it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts Carve his whole face off and make him eat it Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) And it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service 'Cause people out there, think they don't deserve this Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen "Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?" Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee "Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes" And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker "Come in, have a seat" and then I stroll in With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his colon I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-, zip it Please, please, I've got money, we can-, shut it, fucker Please we can work this out, silence, I said Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths Now what y'all talking about? I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) And it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) What's in the bag? Funyuns and condoms What's in the bag? Funyuns and condoms What's in the bag? Funyuns and condoms Why did you bring condoms? I didn't mean to The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking What the fuck am I thinking? I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes 'Cause it ease my mind Some of them are dead and some are still living But I'ma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun They can't run, so they both mad fun I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there" But I left a head sitting on the living room chair He seen it and ran, I had to give chase We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck Somebody help-, zip it Please- , shit it the fuck up People are looking, silence A bus full of high school kids watched it happen He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping Plus the neighbors seen it and so did the mailman But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) And it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) Yo, Liz Meanwhile, back at the house Hey, come on in, what kind of alcohol did you bring? I brought Absolute Citron, I brought Mandarin Orange I brought a shot of Jagermeister (wow) In several cases the men were asked to bring food Alcohol and condoms, law enforcement says This helps show an intent to solicit a minor What have we got here? A bag of Funyuns Funyuns? What about condoms? Did you bring condoms? I did You did?

said he wanted to do stuff

I will do this to him

It’s fucking gross bro

Aren’t you like a freshman or smth

i am

And he’s 17?

Disgusting

he said stuff about like licking me and shit

it was creepy

What the fuck

and he sent me pictures

You should report that

i blocked him

That’s actually really concerning

my parents would probably blame me

Do it anonymously or smth

Better than you getting raped

but my friends are giving him dirty looks in the hallways and staying close to me so i’m fine

Dirty looks aren’t going to save you

Better safe than sorry

Beat him up

i could probably beat him up anyway

hehe jinx

but yeah i just wanted to vent cause it was really creepy

No I was first. Stop trying to scam me

and honestly i wanted to take a shower after what he said

Scamming is in her blood

it was so disgusting

it’s her every thought

Report it then beat him up

he’s pretty scared of my friends i don’t think he’d try anything

He tried with those texts

That should not be tolerated

Facts

it’s fine, he’s too much of a coward

probably

That’s sexual harassment though

it doesn’t matter

And you’re a minor

It kinda does

A double whammy

i’d get blamed anyway

oh a girl gave me a free cookie

AMY

DISC

NOW

I’d rather you talk than keep your mouth shut about this stuff. Tell a trusted adult

K I’m gonna go convert my friend into a juggalo

But Amy, you really do need to tell SOMEONE about it

I feel bad for your friend

i told you

and wilk

i don’t trust any adults

You thing we can do anything??

Think

Then talk to your friends about telling someone

do you guys think the cookie is drugged

ths true talk to one of ur friends parents or smt

idk it looks a little crispy

guys guys guess what time i got up today

6

:45

no hahahahha

1:13

niceee

no you misunderstood

i had school 😭

am

OH

BHAHAHAHAS

i need food

i am off to eat

HAVE A GOOD SCHOOL AMY

HAVE A BAD SCHOOL AMY

....

Hi Angel

How are you?

Amy has leghs?

Hey Kris

Good ^^

what class are you in rn?

thats good

Imagine being in school still

i js got home

im out soon

nd i walk halfway home

like an hour until i get home

Then I'm free

i gout about of school 40 mins ago

idk if i wanna touch up my hair or not..

for 2 days

you should

I think

idk

imagine even being in school

5 more days HISUHIHJENEJK

dsxfcgvhbjnkm

dayum

Rylee

i died my hair pink

mhm?

help

oh lord..

My sister made me

i went to normal

hun

rlly dark brown w blonde highlights

normla is js a setting on the dryer

no like natural girly

i could never

its all the pick mes in my school

Hey Rylee

how are yoo?

wrong one

im ok

is that u callin me a pick me?

no?

Its me saying all the pickmess in my school do that

ur not even close to a pickme

oh lmao

i got tired of red

old pic but ey

ooohh

my whole red hair js got me sick tbh

i got so bored of it

fr

i did mine blue 5 times in a row im js done

yeah

i wanted to try red but sometimes it fades to quick

nd some brands fade to orange

like no

you have red hair?

noone dose

oh

i wanna call sum1

doth thou have red hair?

i have pink hair

why?

cause

i wanted it

mm

Ive got a fire story to tell

hi kris

AMY HI

hi angel :)

Ok so this morning

KRIS

i was in the shower eating red m&ms

Hruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

why..?

unimportanat

anyways

they were the brownie

ok..?

That’s fuckin awesome

who eats in the shower

So i held one of them under the water

and the red dye washed off

oh yeah

and it looked like i had a period in the shower

you said something about this

and I told you to kill yourself

heppy

because yuoure a fag

oooh

Oh shit a fag?

Where?

are you blind

yeah he is

A fag? Where? I’ll grab my shotgun.

im making cheese rolllups

i see that

look in the mirror

hey dagger

(he cant see)

I LOVE

Wsg

i have a question for you

Why arent i allowed in the disc server?

Idk. Lynx doesn’t want people he doesn’t trust.

hmm

i asked him first

is this the doing of ur son than?

Dagger

hellp

Ask him again when I’m present as well.

ok

oh Wade wanted to talk to you

if he hasnt already

Dagger

My son has disappeared. I miss him. 😢

well if that is the reason i understand anyhow

awh im sorry

Where is he then?

so backwards, normally its the father that disappears

OMG HEY FLAPPY

hiii

hruu?

oh brb my moms calling

im good tho ^^

okkk

js got back from a trip

ooh

Dagge3r

dagger replied.

Beans

oh?

Where are your sons?

Oh I did already, but thanks man

he did

oh alright

oh yeah

i gtg ttyll pepoleeeeee

Youve been unleashed

i forgor

Is dagger still on?

idk

dammit

Dude such a masterpiece

DEATHSTROKE