Marshall! Sounds like an SOS
Holy wack unlyrical lyrics, Andre, you're fucking right!
To the Rapmobile β let's go!
(Marshall! Marshall!)
Bitches and gentlemen! It's showtime!
Hurry hurry, step right up!
Introducing the star of our show
His name is (Marshall!)
You wouldn't want to be
Anywhere else in the world right now
So without further ado, I bring to you (Marshall!)
You 'bout to witness hip-hop in its most purest
Most rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest, most honest known artist
Chip off the old block, but old Doc is (back)
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden
With his own private plane, his own pilot
Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
Vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here I come, I'm inches
Away from you, dear, fear none
Hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down
On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down
On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
Quick, gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
Gee willikers Dre, "Holy bat syllables!"
Look at all the bullshit that goes on
In Gotham when I'm gone
Time to get rid of these rap criminals
So skip to your lou while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it
Flow's too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit
The most hated on out of all those who say
They get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much
They make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
People when you're rappin' and you know what for
The show must go on; so I'd like to welcome y'all
To Marshall and Andre's carnival, c'mon!
Now let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down
On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down
On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
It's just like old times, the Dynamic Duo
Two old friends, why panic? You already know
Who's fully capable, the two caped heroes
Dial straight down the center, eight-zero-zero
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
Since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette
And never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat
People steppin' over people just to rush to the set
Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely
Ease over these beats and be so breezy
Jesus, how can shit be so easy?
How can one Chandra be so Levy?
Turn on these beats, MCs don't see me
Believe me, BET and MTV
Are gonna grieve when we leave, dog, fo' sheezy
Can't leave rap alone, the game needs me
'Til we grow beards, get weird and disappear
Into the mountains, nothin' but clowns down here
But we ain't fuckin' around 'round here
Yo, Dre (What up?) Can I get a "hell yeah"? (Hell yeah!)
Now let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down
On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down
On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
So there you have it, folks
(Marshall!) has come to save the day
Back with his friend Andre
Here to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stay
And never go away, until our dying day
Until we're old and grey (Marshall!)
So until next time, friends
Same blonde hair, same rap channel
Good night, everyone! Thank you for coming!
Your host for the evening (Marshall!)
Oh! Heh
Anonymous
The site is dying.
Anonymous
Also, it's Sunday, so of course the site will be deader than normal.
urfavvirgo
*Saturday
Anonymous
Yeah, you can shove your timezones where they belong... where the sun doesn't shine.
Anonymous
The future is now.
π―πππππ―πππππ
Lynx
π―πππππ―πππππ
CALM DOWN
Wade
Hey Lynx
Anonymous
I'm sorry.
Anonymous
Hello, Wade.
π―πππππ―πππππ
for?
urfavvirgo
And you can shove your βSundayβ up your ass until tomorrow, when itβs ACTUALLY Sunday
Wade
Howβs everything?
Anonymous
I'll roundhouse kick you into the sun.
Anonymous
That'll be your Sunday.
urfavvirgo
ngl that donβt make sense
urfavvirgo
nuh uh
Anonymous
Great, until this INSUBORDINATE started trying to tell me what the time is.
urfavvirgo
Iβm just concerned that YOU donβt know what time it is
π―πππππ―πππππ
aaaand who was that?
urfavvirgo
only retards canβt read a clock oml
Wade
Lol
Anonymous
And you don't even know what time is.
urfavvirgo
yes I do
Wade
Timezones exist
Anonymous
No.
urfavvirgo
time is a contruct
Anonymous
Time is a tool you can put on the wall.
Anonymous
Or wear it on your rizd.
Anonymous
The past is far behind us.
urfavvirgo
ur a tool that can be put on the wall
Anonymous
The future doesn't exist.
Wade
Facts
The Unknown King of Moderation
LYNX NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
DONT BRING THAT BACK
The Unknown King of Moderation
ILL GET SUCKED IN AGAIN
The Unknown King of Moderation
I CANT DO ANOTHER DHMIS PHASE
Anonymous
Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day.
Wade
Oh shit DHIMIS
Anonymous
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way...
The Unknown King of Moderation
YEAH BRO
Chunke Monke
Daddy Hug Me I sad?
urfavvirgo
Donβt hug me Iβm scared
Anonymous
Don't drug me, I'm scared.
Wade
Yes
Chunke Monke
same ting
Chunke Monke
every college party
Anonymous
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7AWT5P4GY
Marvin the Martian
Soon
π―πππππ―πππππ
Lynx
Anonymous
Yes?
π―πππππ―πππππ
I will drug you bro
Anonymous
N o
π―πππππ―πππππ
yes
Anonymous
You can't.
Chunke Monke
πΏπ¬
Chunke Monke
dat zaza
The Unknown King of Moderation
This is fitting since Iβm sick now
π―πππππ―πππππ
I hate guys who do drugs smh
Anonymous
Don't look at my posts then...
The Unknown King of Moderation
Iβve had two ibuprofens and a Tylenol sorry Madi
Anonymous
Been doing some reading lately...
Chunke Monke
lynx have u read dis book before?
Anonymous
No.
Chunke Monke
dam bruv
Anonymous
This was my childhood, though.
Chunke Monke
it shows how when white people live in africa and drink chocolate water, they turn into chocolate
Chunke Monke
9/11 book
Anonymous
Anonymous
π―πππππ―πππππ
why her tits look like floaties
Chunke Monke
dafuq
The Unknown King of Moderation
THIS IS A GOOD ALBUM
π―πππππ―πππππ
i meant like weed and cigarettes and pot shit like tht smh
Chunke Monke
big floppy knockers
Anonymous
Yep, can't look at the cover the same way ever again, though.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fr
Yoda bum bum2
Kill all of your selves
Anonymous
Why, if I may ask?
Wade
Nah
Chunke Monke
guys i took picture of scholar's booty
Anonymous
Okay.
Chunke Monke
g-g-g-g-g-g-gg-GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Chunke Monke
i wonder how much recoil it has
Chunke Monke
hopefully alot
Chunke Monke
Chunke Monke
hehe
Chunke Monke
ded chet
Chunke Monke
me cause ded chet
Marvin the Martian
It is indeed dead
Chunke Monke
i tink they liek scholar's ass
Chunke Monke
they can't fathom the gyattness
Marvin the Martian
Itβs blurry
Chunke Monke
eh, u can still see the cheeks tho
π―πππππ―πππππ
yall are odd
Chunke Monke
nuh uh
Chunke Monke
no u
Marvin the Martian
Iβll be back, bye for now
Flappy.
not me
Anonymous
Flappy.
is that u
Flappy.
cause ur a pigeon
Flappy.
and
Flappy.
thats a pigeon too
Anonymous
I'M NOT A FUCKING PIDGEON.
π―πππππ―πππππ
YES HE IS
π―πππππ―πππππ
HES A PIEGON
Anonymous
hiii
π―πππππ―πππππ
IVE BEEN FEEDING HIM BIRD SEED
Flappy.
DO YOU NOT SEE UR PFP
Anonymous
Go away now, Donut...
Flappy.
IS IT NOT A PIGEON?????
Anonymous
No, it's a pirahna.
Flappy.
HI LEO BTW
Anonymous
i think its a crow
π―πππππ―πππππ
dont even get me started on how odd u are
Flappy.
oh ok mb
Flappy.
it looks like a pigeon
π―πππππ―πππππ
PIEGEON
Flappy.
im not
Flappy.
trust
π―πππππ―πππππ
you ate
π―πππππ―πππππ
are*
π―πππππ―πππππ
TRUST
Flappy.
nuh uh
π―πππππ―πππππ
yes
Flappy.
nop
π―πππππ―πππππ
YESSIR
Chunke Monke
ur such a bakka
Chunke Monke
BUSSSSSSSSSSSS π«π«π«
π―πππππ―πππππ
.
π―πππππ―πππππ
no
Toast γ
hey
Toast γ
MADI
Toast γ
HI
π―πππππ―πππππ
TOAST
π―πππππ―πππππ
HI
Toast γ
How are you?
Toast γ
Madi?
Flappy.
how rude
Flappy.
smh
Chunke Monke
AMBATAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Chunke Monke
AUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Toast γ
hey flpay
Toast γ
dead
Flappy.
hey toast
Toast γ
hey flapoy
Flappy.
hru this fine weekend
Toast γ
pretty god
The Unknown King of Moderation
π©
Toast γ
hey Jake
Flappy.
nice nice
Flappy.
oh its jake
Toast γ
why so negative?
Toast γ
is it becuase jhake is black?
Flappy.
oh! It's jake!* (but im not that excited)
Toast γ
I see
Flappy.
yup yup
Kristianβ½
wsg my heaters
Chunke Monke
i dont liek people with darker skin complexion
Chunke Monke
wsg bbg
Kristianβ½
i started playing ac origins 2day
Kristianβ½
pretty fier
Chunke Monke
i started playing Tag With Ryan
Chunke Monke
pretty epik kid game
Chunke Monke
and it family frendly
Kristianβ½
who the fuk is ryan
Chunke Monke
Ryan's drugs review
Kristianβ½
same
Kristianβ½
i have the ac origins pause menu theme stuck in my head
Kristianβ½
now whenever i hear a noise i think im playing
Kristianβ½
ded chaty
The Unknown King of Moderation
Anal Cavity Origins
Kristianβ½
air conditioning origins
Kristianβ½
animal crossing origins
Anonymous
:DDD
Kristianβ½
hi leo weo
Anonymous
hello
The Unknown King of Moderation
Aircraft Carrier Origins
Kristianβ½
jake i have like, a massive boner right now
Kristianβ½
what shuld i do
Anonymous
tf????
Kristianβ½
youve never had like, a really bad boner before?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Do the pop thing and then flex your muscles until the blood goes to them instead
Kristianβ½
what pop thing
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ask Wade im pretty sure he knows
The Unknown King of Moderation
Youβre not a man if you donβt know the pop thing
Anonymous
you guys are so weird smh π€¦ββοΈ
Kristianβ½
the flexing thing works
Anonymous
IM A GIRL π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
Kristianβ½
...
Kristianβ½
i knew that
Anonymous
ok then whyβd you ask me
Kristianβ½
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kristianβ½
bye
urfavvirgo
β¦
urfavvirgo
βpop thingβ
Anonymous
guys wtf
The Unknown King of Moderation
Kris do you remember the puberty nipple lumps
Kristianβ½
no?
Anonymous
guys i decorated my wall today π
Kristianβ½
is that skibidi toilet?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Damn maybe youβre not that far yet
Anonymous
noβ¦
Kristianβ½
π
The Unknown King of Moderation
β΅οΈπ
Anonymous
itβs v
Kristianβ½
whut is dat
Anonymous
ur mom
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sailboat
The Unknown King of Moderation
Crescent moon
Kristianβ½
ok
Kristianβ½
jake whats the pop thing
Flappy.
jake
Flappy.
why is your pfp an obese furry thing
Flappy.
what is ti
Kristianβ½
jake: its my boyfriend
The Unknown King of Moderation
Flappy this?
Flappy.
yes
The Unknown King of Moderation
Itβs Godzilla as a juggalo
Flappy.
why is it
Flappy.
like that
The Unknown King of Moderation
Idk
Flappy.
its a little scary
Anonymous
real
Chunke Monke
GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Kristianβ½
whut
Kristianβ½
Chunke Monke
preach
Kristianβ½
erfgt4yjhykli./
Kristianβ½
he will save us all
Toast γ
Hey Guys
Kristianβ½
Marshall! Sounds like an SOS Holy wack unlyrical lyrics, Andre, you're fucking right! To the Rapmobile β let's go! (Marshall! Marshall!) Bitches and gentlemen! It's showtime! Hurry hurry, step right up! Introducing the star of our show His name is (Marshall!) You wouldn't want to be Anywhere else in the world right now So without further ado, I bring to you (Marshall!)
You 'bout to witness hip-hop in its most purest Most rawest form, flow almost flawless Most hardest, most honest known artist Chip off the old block, but old Doc is (back) Looks like Batman brought his own Robin Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden With his own private plane, his own pilot Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes Vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here I come, I'm inches Away from you, dear, fear none Hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so
Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around, what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!) Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around, what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
Quick, gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles Gee willikers Dre, "Holy bat syllables!" Look at all the bullshit that goes on In Gotham when I'm gone Time to get rid of these rap criminals So skip to your lou while I do what I do best You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it Flow's too wet, nobody close to it Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit The most hated on out of all those who say They get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much They make it all up, there's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more People when you're rappin' and you know what for The show must go on; so I'd like to welcome y'all To Marshall and Andre's carnival, c'mon!
Now let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around, what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!) Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around, what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
It's just like old times, the Dynamic Duo Two old friends, why panic? You already know Who's fully capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the center, eight-zero-zero You can even call collect, the most feared duet Since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette And never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat People steppin' over people just to rush to the set Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely Ease over these beats and be so breezy Jesus, how can shit be so easy? How can one Chandra be so Levy? Turn on these beats, MCs don't see me Believe me, BET and MTV Are gonna grieve when we leave, dog, fo' sheezy Can't leave rap alone, the game needs me 'Til we grow beards, get weird and disappear Into the mountains, nothin' but clowns down here But we ain't fuckin' around 'round here Yo, Dre (What up?) Can I get a "hell yeah"? (Hell yeah!)
Now let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around, what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!) Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around, what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
So there you have it, folks (Marshall!) has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre Here to remind you that bullshit does not pay Because (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stay And never go away, until our dying day Until we're old and grey (Marshall!) So until next time, friends Same blonde hair, same rap channel Good night, everyone! Thank you for coming! Your host for the evening (Marshall!) Oh! Heh
Kristianβ½
hi
Anonymous
That shit looks ASS.