Where's Jake?

IDK BRO BUT IM HERE

HIIII

WHAT HAPPEN

JAKE SAID EVERYONE GOING OFF ON JASSY

WHERES THE POST I WANNA SEE

CHXL AND JAS ARENT FRIENDS NO MORE AND I WENT OFF ON HER ASS

ILL LOOK

KK

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65623ac7866fe331b4ba26af

LMAO IT STARTS ABT HALFWAY

GOTCHU

BUT CHXL ACTUALLY ATE

COME BACK HERE WHEN U XAUGHT

OFC SHE IS

UP ON READING

SHES SUPER NICE ALWAYS

BUT WHEN U PISS OFF A NICE PERSON

SHIT U IN SOME DEEP ASS SHIT

YES BRO NOW READ CAUSE WE HAFTA DISCUSS

SHE ATE FR

JAKEYYY

I FUCKING MISSED U

HI BABY <333

HI BABYYYYY <3333

I COULD NOT FUCKING SLEEP

I MISSED YOU TOO

FOR THE LIFE OF ME

AWWWW

IM SORRY

I DIDNT GO TO SLEEP TILL 3AM

ITS OKAY <3

IK I SAW ALL YOUR MESSAGES

MWAH MWAH MWAH

I JUST SPAMMED U AND TALKED TO CHEXY TALKIN BOUT HER BREATHING BED

MWAH MWAH MWAH <333

STOP ITS THE "um ok" FOR ME

all i hear is a mans voice

IKR

AHAADIHDIHUAFIHUHAFIU

I LOWKEY WANNA ASK TO GET TAKEN OUT OF HER BIO

🧔🏾‍♀️<— Jassy

CAUSE ION FW HER

MADI AND JAKE U GUYS ARE IN HER BIO TOO

AND TJ LMFAO

EW NO

TJ DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR THAT SHIT

SHOULD I MAKE A POST AND BE LIKE WE WANT OUT OF UR BIO

Neither did I actually

ONG HE DIDNT

🤮

ONG I DIDNT

IM SORRY

CHARLIES GRAMMAR IS KILLIN ME

LMAO

YES TF

IT IRRITATES ME THT IM IN HERE FUCKIN BIO

LIKE TAKE MY MANS OUT OF UR BIO THE FUCK

TALKIN BOUT ADOPTING

YEAH

THIS AINT FUCKIN ROBLOX

BACK THE FUCK UP

IMMA MAKE A POST IS IT OKAY IF IM LIKE ME MADI AND JAKE DONT WANNA BE IN UR STANK BIO NO MORE?

I’ll ban her and then she won’t have a bio >:D

WE NOT TRYNA GET DEEP ASS VOICE COOTIWS

🧔🏾‍♀️🧔🏾‍♀️🧔🏾‍♀️

jake DONT ABUSE THE POWERS

^^^

JAKE

IM JUST KIDDING

GOOD

TOAST

MWAH <3

what should I watch

HOES I ASKED A QUESTIOM EXCYSE ME

Uh

I finished one punch man

Uhhhhh

Ooh cool

Watch Highschool DxD fr

JK JK

what fucking annoys me now

is when i was being nice

when shes like OMG I SHOULD LEAVE

EHEM

and i was nice

Idk what kind of stuff are you into?

AND SHE SAID THT FUCKIN LITTLE SOMETHING

FUCK

AND IT PISSES ME OFF

funny stuff

YOU ALL

BACK THE FUCK UP FROM MY MAN

HES MINE

and action stuf

Hmmm

BC I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION

Funny and action

I GOT HIS LOVE

AND DEAD SILENCE

Hmmm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^**^^^^

Does it have to be anime or is other stuff okay too

I SAID YES

anything on hulu

oh okay :)

Bet

Have you watched Brooklyn 99? I’m pretty sure that’s on it

I’ve watched a bit, it seems pretty cool

mabe

HAHA

dumb bitch

shes so annoying lmfao

Lmao

FR

Seriously

LIKE I LITERALLY DROPPED A LINK FOR ME AND CHXL TO A K MEET

AND FRICKIN JASSY JOINS

I tried being nice and accepting but she annoys the shit outta me

I CAN HEAR UR VOICE SAYING THT IHUSDBUIBIU

LOVE WHEN HE SAYS THT IDK WHY

AND IM LIKE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ME AND CHXL

HE ALWAYS DOES LIKE A LITTLE CHUCKLE WHEN HE SAYS SERIOUSLY

You love when I say a lot of things <3

ITS SO CUTE

AND SHES LIKE “oh I didn’t know” AND PROCEEDS TO STAY IN THE DAMN CALL

AND IM LIKE “so can u leave” AND SHES LIKE OH SO UR MAD AT ME TOO

well now yall see why im mean

MY GIRL GRANPA DIED

SO I MADE JOKES

She’s always like “HELLO ANYONE HERE IM BORED UGHHHH MY MOM DIED UGHHHH”

DEADER THAN HER RECIDING HAIRLINE

i'm watching My Name is Earl rn

I KNOW HEHEEHEH <333

because the plot is pretty good

THE FOREHEAD JOKES NEVER GET OLD BRO

EXACTLY

imagine having to talk computer pics

take*

FUCK I MISSPELLED

GOD DAMN IT

STUPID SHIT

URHG

THATS LITERALLY HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME LMAO

"I bet nuns are awsome basketball players. Especially the ones that can fly"

fr couldn’t be me that’s kinda embarassing

LIKE WHEN I FUCKING TYPE “YOY”

I finally started eating shit again today but it hurts lmao

WHAT?

Pretty sure I didn’t eat anything yesterday lmao

oh

ypu should eat stuff jake

Being sick is gay

yeah

just drink water from IHOP

then ur gay as shit

Hella gay 🙄💅

WAIT U WHAT JAKE

U DIDNT EAT?

WHAT DID I SAY

it cures all sore throats

IHOP at like 9 PM hits so hard

U HAVE TO EAT MY LOVE

Cause like nobody’s there, it’s just you and the random host lady who talks about how shitty her day is

SINCE WHEN IS LOVE EDIBLE

HOW DO I EAT YOUR LOVE

AHUDHUADHAFI

NOT LIKE THT

OM NOM NOM

This morning my parents gave me a weird ass drink that tasted like cough drop water

Guys I’m literally not getting better I think I might die

👍

👉👌

🍁🍁🍁🍁

🚶‍♂️

MB BACK

💀💅

IM TELLING U DRINK TEAAAA

DONT DIEEEEE

WHO AM I GONNA MARRY IF U DIE

🤓👍

🤵‍♀️👰‍♂️ something’s off here

WHOS GONNA GIVE ME CUDDLES

AND HUGS

🤌

🫂

<3

💗

You are already married, arent you AGHAHQHQ

WAIT

🦠🤒😵

IF SOMEONE DIES

AND UR MARRIED

DOES THT MEAN UR DIVORCED

Nah it means you’re a widow

oogly boogly

HAIHDUIHIU

IM A SPIDER

boogly oogly

🕷️

ITS OK ILL PUT FLOWERS ON UR GRAVE EVERY WEEK <3

AWWWW <333

AND ILL TALK TO U

STO{

OMFG

U JINXED

WHAT

THERES A FUCKIN BIG SIDER

CRAWLING ON MY BED

OH NO

EWEEWEEWEWEWEWW

WHAT KIND

WHATS IT LOOK LIKE

IDFK

IT HAS A BIG ASS

The spiderman kind

AND ITS BROWN

KILL IT

BAD

I DID

BROWN IS BAD

.......I FEEL BAD

HOW ROUND WAS THE ASS

ITS MOVING

WAS IT CURVY

ALL DEAD

PUT IT IN A CUP

OR SHARP

ITS A BIG ASS

PUT IT IN CUP AND TSKE IT OUSIDE

NAH IT ALREADY DEAD

HOW BIG WAS DAT ASS

Oh gtg bye!

LIKE GOOD 1 CENTIMETER

THT IS LIKE MY WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE

WAS FUCKIN TYPING

AND THEN IT CRAWLED DOWN MY SCREEN ON MY COMPUTER OUTTA NOWHERE AND WAS ABOUT TO GET ON MY HAND BUT U SHOOK OFF MY COMPUTER TO THE SIDE AND THEN SMASHES IT WITH MY COMPUTER

OR THIS

NO

VJSUVIHBSIU I HATE SPIDERSSSS

SORRY JUST TRYNA MAKE SURE

THE SECOND ONE IS DEADLY

THE FIRST ONE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING

THEY WERENT FUCKIN TRANTULAS

IT WAS LIKE SMALL

THICK ASS

LITTLE LEGS

THOSE ARE BOTH AROUND A CENTIMETER

AND WAS FAST

idfk how big a centimeter is hollon

IM LIKE ACTUALLY STUPID

SO EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE I FOGET SHIT

AND THEN IM LIKE OH WELL IF I PASSED I PASSED

OKAY TELL ME THIS ISNT CUTE THOUGH

AWEEEE

I LIKE THOSE SPIDERS <333

THE REST EW

LMAO

JUMPING SPIDERS ARE CHILL

I DONT FUCK WITH THE OTHERS THO

EUGH

IM LIKE ITCHING

I HATE SPIDERS

IVE ONLY EVER BEEN BITTEN BY A SPIDER ONCE

AND IT WAS A BABY

LUCKY IVE BEEN BEET A SHIT TON OF TIMES

MOSTLY IN MY SLEEP

IM NOT KIDDING I SCREAM WHEN I SEE A SPIDER

AHDIUSIUG

YOUVE BEEN BEET

LMFAO

BIT

😟 THAT LOOKS SCARYY AND CREEPY

IT WAS A CUTE BABY SPOODER

SPIDER IS SPIDER DOENT MATTER IF IT IS A BABY OR NOT

BRB

NARR

SPIDERS ARE SO SCARY

IK

BUT THT ONE WAS A CUTE BABY'

I ONLY EXCEPT THT ONE SPECIFIC SPIDER

NOT ANY OTHERS

LIKE IM DYING AND GET 1000 HEART ATTACKS IF I SEE A SPIDER

ToT

IS THAT THE SPECIFIC SPIDER U ACCEPT

YES

SEE ITS KIND CUTE

WHAT ARE THOSE EYES ToT

CREEPYYY

AGQHQHQJJQWKW

THEY'RE CUTEEEE

LITTLE JUMPING SPIDERS ARE FUN THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING

NOOP PLSSSS ToT

NO NO NO THATS LITERALLY SO SO SO SCARY

WHAT IF THEY JUMP ON U

Heyyyyyyyyy

IT'S LIKE SMALLER THAN...actually idk what to compare it to

IT'S LESS THAN A CENTIMETER IK THAT

PROBABLY LIKE HALF

HI BABY

I WOULD PROBABLY DIE EVEN THEN ToT

SPIDERS IN GENERAL ARE SCARY

HI MADI <3

SPIDERS GET TOO MUCH HATE THEY RARELY DO ANYTHING ACTUALLY HARMFUL TO HUMANS AND THEY'RE REALLY GOOD AT GETTING RID OF ANNOYING THINGS LIKE FLIES AND MOSQUITOES

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT IS JAK3 AGQHQJJQQK I THOUGHT IT WAS U DONUT AGQGHQJQJW

U ARE RIGHT BUT LIKE THEY ARE KIND OF DISGUSTING NOT ME WHO COLLECT SPIDERS WITH MY FRIEND IN THE KINDERGARTEN ToT NAHHH PROBABLY THAT WASNT EVEN ME

HEY STOP FUCKING TYPING IN CAPS

THATS MY THING AND JIT'S