Where Is Everyone?

Lurking

whats good

not life

that sucks

What’s wrong?

not much.

I was just kinda joking

thats good

Oh ok

hbu guys

So fuckin tired

ah

why

Hey Comson

comson?

ye

hows ur day been

it was pretty shit at first, but its better now

what happened?

dead

yup

Amy

Hey MAy

MAy

siarra

AMy

SKJLjlkivflmjs

Hii

hey ASTto

heyyyy

hwo. areyu uoj./?

i@m peeTy b)a(d

THAs bad

yE@h

aMy

MY SIGN

okay

HINEMIYL

HI EILY

HEY BRO

VIRGO

HI EMILY

HRU

GUYS

hey

OH EMILY GUESS WHAT

what

I INVITED MY GF, PEPPER, PLEASE HELP ME, I THINK SHE'S GONNA DUMP ME

bro they replied like a minute ago

HELP

who is it?

CHEESE

randomcrow

apparently their friend

ngl idk who that is

killed themself cause of me

oh, that sucks

a user on bp

oh

WELL

K

apparently their friend

yeah

AND ?

i’m sure they’re lying

probably not

cause this “friend” never even had an account?

^^^^

you’d be surprised

they arent the lieing type

and they literally just looked at my comments and went

“time to die”

people work in strange ways amy

yeah sounds like something tht would happen

^^^^^^^^

oh well

dump him

fuck am i supposed to do now

reflect

idk just delete that email so u don’t get in trouble

no thank you

okay

bro forgot to switch accounts 😭

HELP STOP I WASNT GONNA SAY NOTHING BUT WTF

LMFAO

Who was it?

what

Virgo, can i talk to you on uwu?

k

Hiiii guyssss

hi?

Hey Cosmo?

*hey cosmo

guys its raingin out

and its cold

FKAPPY

it’s storming over here

lol

whos this pepper guy

it’s grey and yucky

hi toasttt

lol? 😭

how are yoU?

Hiii Toast =3

yuppp

bc

im not storming

so

heheh

im good wbU?

BHHHAHS

pretty gpoood

hello people of WJE, i am Pastel, i am 13 and live in Uk, please do not make fun of my country... i hate it :(. I love cottagecore and pastel colours. I will not reveal my name for privacy reasons. I love noodles and have one dog and two cats

GREY

Hello

uh okay

ai

...

who talks like that

nah

hiiii!!

Noodles are sick, as an italian I approve

me :)

do you think there is wje r34

How are you?

pretty odd

Hiii Pastel

noodles are asian

Not yet

SOOPY

Hi

:O

Unless some nerd draws it in their notebook

come one should make it

*some

im good, hbu

Hey toast =3

Pretty good

that’s a dick

hiiii!!!

no bc no tip

oop-

O==3

there

there u go

thats a face

=3 ===> 0

o

YOU’RE a face

you

face

FLAPPUERS

Amy that Carl Tanzler guy u were talking abt

yeah

he actually had "visions" of that woman n was obsessed w her before her death

its a lot weirder than what u said actually

yoo

how'd you find the site pastel?

i was just browsing

i was bored

HIIIIII

why is turtle moan

HIIII

i heard people talking about it so i came on to have a look

didnt she die like

a century ago

.

charge your phone

12 percent

HRUU

ill be back

They used tortoise moans to make the barking sounds of the velociraptors is Jurassic Park btw

who is turtle moan

lol

i don’t know i’m scared

where is turtle moan

Ive also heard Egyptian Star Tortoise moans at the San Diego zoo

when is turtle moan

make me

SD zoo is so col

*cool

SOME PARENTS TOLD THEIR KID THEY WER WRESTLING

have you ever been to the safari park?

IT WAS HILARIOUS ACTUALLY

Yes

Hell yeah

I have passes there

hm.

I used to also haha

what is turtle moan

and to seaworld

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/sbMCgIkNEkU

seaworld was so cool

it’s giving wade

i eat seafood

you eat dogs

My voice hurts

GOD

as long as they’re dolphin friendly

I LOVE MADI MORE

SHE'S MINE

Jake you got 3 days

what

rudeee

My audio files are fucked rn

it’s so funny to think i have to look down at jake

FLAPPY BIRD

cause he’s short

WHT

How tall is he

rip

shorter than me

How tall are you

I DIDNT KNOW THAT

HIIIII

it’s hilarious innit

NO IM NOT

SHUT THEF FUCK UP AMY

yeah you are

IM TALLER THAN YOU ASSHOLE

how tall r u

Wait how tall is Jake

make me dumpass

That’s what I asked

hru guys

I ALREADY SAID HIIIIIII BACK

JAKE

HOW TALL ARE YOU

he’s like 5’6

YES (sorry Jake)

IM TALLER THAN HIM

That’s not bad

and i’m 5’7

^^^^^^^

LMAO

Im 5'11

hot

damb. hes half an inch taller than then me

thank u

yeah right

gonna use his weirdly shaped head as an armrest

Oop

I might actually grow to 6 feet

I'm 4'7 .... im very short for my ages :

6’3 gang wya

its el

same

NO I'M 5'7'

how old r u?

i’m expected to reach

5’10

:(

Still taller than u :3

same

13

How old r u

still

ALSO

LISR

ohhelp my posture is so bad rn

LISR

LISRK

Yeah

oh

FLAPPY HOW TALL ARE U AGAIN

LIAR

YEAH PROBABLY CAUSE OF THE DAMN THIGHS

Oop

you WISH you had thighs

ARHAGFHERHJDFH >:(

it just had to go to thighs, didn't it

you price tag

Who's El? Who did you say is this El?

what in the autism.

why?

AMY SHUT

NO

no

WHY YOU LOOKING JAKE!?

YES

SOME PEOLPE LIKE TO LIE ABOUT THIS BT IM ACTTTUALLY 5'7 SMH

I WILL ABUSE MY MOD POWERS

I’m telling Matt

STOP BEING FUCKING TALL YOU GUYS

😭

stop being a fucking elf?

Madi how tall are you

ITS NOT FAIR

gonna put you on my shelf

I CAN'T HELP IT

you weird little elf

Bars

hey, welcome to the dwarf gang

im 4'7... im 13 :( im supposed to be taller but im short

now get behind them

................COUGH 5'4

WELCOME TO THE CLUB

^^^^^^^^^^^^

short

madi the hobbit

STFU AMY

mm thx ig

SHORT cough

nuh uh

i can fly

DAMN YALL BIG

AMY YOU'RE GAY

COSMO^^^^^^

does that mean i’m a cool bean madi

WHAT

THAT SOUNDS

SO

still more secure in my sexuality than you

NOT

into the pavement

HOW TAL ARE U GOD HUH?

6’3

MAIDISOOJ

LIES

my brothers taller smhsmh

LIEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

I already proved it lmao

hes as tall as tales in the bible

denial is not a good look on you

💀

I CALL BULLSHIT

Facts

AMY FUCK YOU

COSMO ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Go to ur dms I’ll show you

no thank you

sus

EW NO

GET OUT OF MY WIFE'S DMS

My hight?

pretty tall compared to me...

IDC HOW MANY PLANETS YOU CREATED BITCH

Chill

who was dumb enough to marry you bro

IM LOOKIN HOE

?:(

JK MADI’S NOT DUMB

>:(

MY JAKES TALLER

HES MINE

HES NOT DUMB

HES MY PRECIOUS JAKE

welcome to the hobbit club jake

um

and madi

GOD, IM TINY COMPARED TO U

WHERED EMILE GO

you should make him dress up as jake from statefarm and then dress up as flo from progressive

Lmao yeah

HES MINE

WE NEED INSURANCE COMMERCIAL CROSSOVERS

COSMO WILL YOU FUCKING ANSWER

Chill lemme get a good high comparison photo

she’s in a better place now 🪦😔🕊️

yeah, u can have the hobbit

PFFFTTT

WHAT IF JAKE FROM STATE FARM HIRES LIMU EMU AND DOUG TO STOP FLO WHEN SHE TRIES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

LMAO HOBBIT

lol.. im tiny compared to the average height of my age

jake scurry back to your hobbit hole

your litterally the height of my dad go

god*

I’m done that was funny

AND UR SHORT

6'3 IS SHORT

IM SHORT

IF I CAN REACH TO PUNCH UR FACE

shut guys, im gonna burst out laughing

UR SHORT

IM 4'7

my spanish teacher just said nigga

niggativo

#freethatguy

DOUBTFUL MOP HEAD

IM 13... IM SUPPOSED TO BE TALLER AT MY AGE

IK HOW THAT FEELS

we get it

It’s cuz I’m black

……..but what does that make Jake ?

hard r

bro finally admits that hes a hobbit

atol

UR WHITE

Fun sized

nuggets

Tall <3

chicken nuggets

THIS GUY IN MY CLASS "ACCIDENTALLY" SAID HARD R WHILE "TRYING TO" PRONOUNCE NICARAGUA

I love your logic <3

with honey mustard

hobbit bfs get hobbit dicks

and strippers

IM SUPPOSED TO BUT 5'1.... IM WEL AWAY FROM THAT

god put the other 7 inches somewhere else

chicken nuggets with honey mustard and goth strippers

Thank you <3

in your forehead

YEAH THAT DIC-

WHITE

YOUR WHITE!

SO ARE YOU

" im not even that white"

*you’re

no one gave you the n-word pass

YOU SAY IT MORE THAN ME

FUCK U AMY

Amy Corn Pone told me that nobody died

BITCH

OKAY GOTTA GO

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

yeah

He just wanted to see how u would react

NONONONONONO

WHERE U GOING JAKEY?

what kind of condoms are those

yes like that except there was a pause before agua

Did he tell u that?

edible

those are chocalates.

wait all condoms are edible

no i guessed

salty stuff... if it comes from jake, its the stuff of dreams for madi

im hungry...

uh no

yes

yes indeed

IUAHDIUHFIUHFUIFAHIUAF

lol

she wants to put the salty in her mouth

lmfao

i loveeeeeee salt

i want to put doja cat in my mouth

i learned how sex happens atoday at school...

she wants to lick that pussy

cloaca