What's up?

hey

Heyyy mallll

heyyy hruuuu

Pretty alr wbuuu

im greatttt

Really

Thats cool

Why

ive j had a good week

Thats great!

yesssss

whatve you been up to

oh hey oogway!

oog disappeared smh

fr

he's gone 😔

how rude of him

what a bonutcrack

MAL

THAT'S MEANNNN

JAKE

I WAS KIDDING LMAO

TSK TSK TSK

HOW RUDEEEE

what a meanie bobeenie

still rude smh smh

🍎

eat an apple.

is it the apple of your eye?

not the apple

but you are

the apples just an apple for you

cus apples are yummy

sehr lecker

ja meine liebe

amore mio 🤭

🤭

fuckin wierdos

says the anon

also, *weirdos

If you're going to insult somoene at least try not to spell like a retard.

who?

AlternativeSymphony and mal

wire does

they are not

wide oes

why dose

who dees

(nuts)

gottem

lmaoooo

www.youtube.com/shorts/qoJf3S787A4

has anyone watched stranger things?

no

yeah

the new season is gonna be so shit dude

my friend wants me to watch it all so i can watch the new season w her but i dont feel like it

the first season is kinda boring but very unique, 2nd season is okay but was really exciting when it came out, I love the third season, and the 4th season just kinda feels uninteresting but has great quality

fair lmao

Wsg

black

I was abt to caps hard r ngl

Then I realised I am above it

And I still wanna do it

Y???

Real, I don't like the 2nd tho

based

B-B-BUT JOPPER!!!

yeah I think it's my least fave

EDDIE DIED MAN

NOTHING MORE TO SAY

THE SEASON'S GONNA SUCK

Dammit you’re right

Y tho?

no eddie

too long between

Diede is and anagram of Eddie

etc. etc.

so is didee

I just think Joyce is a MILF who probably likes RAP

Eds overrated ngl

Hair Harrington on top

hey mookieeee

Hey mooks

hruuu

hell yeah

Good du?

Lmao

I don't think she is either of those things

im goooodddd

You wanna tlak.abt MILFSs in St????? Can't beat hopper ngl

I think Hopper is a MAN, bro

YOU SEXIST FUCK

^^^^

Man can be milfs to yk

Look at jake

yeah

😭

Man I'd Like to Fuck

fr

quoting this btw

I guess there’s a MILF in all of us

Lmao proof?

lmao

Rb. deep down there's a milf in you. Where as I'm deep down in a milf.

We are not the same

Real

realest quote ever

Tyy

ofcofc

Imma qb it

Gtg brb

cya mooks

*RB

smhsmhsmh

*DT

smh would be rlly weird to like try to read loud

MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD.

NO.

😋

i need help

im doing the thing again

with the mike and ikes

omg lmao

the box is like halfway gone

Back

its cus you rlly wanna eat a man

What is Mike and ikes?

yeah I love those tiny little cylindrical objects that are all gooey inside

WHAT

BLACH LEMME ENLIGHTEN YOU

yeah ofc you do.

THEY LOOK LIKE THIS

AND THEY TASTE GREAT

ONLY IF ITS A FLESHLIGHT

EVEN BETTER

THEY HAVE THIS SUGARY OUTER COATING AND A MORE CHEWY INSIDE

gayest candy ever

BUT IT DOESN'T GET STUCK IN YOUR TEETH

skittles are the gayest candy ever

"taster the rainbow"

*taster

OH MY GOSH

*TASTE

BAHAHAHAHAH

Yk what else is hard on the outside and chewy on the inside?

guys I'm up to 7500 commens holy shit

mgm

*mhm

i bet wade knows that very well

@matt fact check?

😭

He's gonna get pinged for that now

I am so getting demoted for that

jake youre mean for being gay

😏

I'm NOT

That's the point

YUH

😔💔

blach when did you turn into an urban black fella

LMFAO

Since I went to live with an old grandma's Airbnb in harlem, I was brought in and raised as one of their own

Restore

explains why you have the pass

I dont even need it

@eb

@eh

Oi, what do you want? Don't ping me unless you got a real question, dummy.

No clue who that is

Hiii! That's me! 🐹 You called? tee hee! ✨

"Oi"

No. You ain't. Don't be an idiot.

Do what you want. Nobody's stopping you, numbskull.

thanks I appreciate it

Yeah, you can say it. What's with the double negatives, genius? Just spit it out.

No. What kind of question is that, blockhead?

Oh my goodness, EB said that?! 🥺🐹 I'm just a little hamster, tee hee! ✨ I don't think that's quite right! 💖

No. You don't *have* to say anything, especially if you can't string a sentence together properly. You're not being forced, moron.

@eh what ever happened to the 🫄 emoji? you're supposed to use it after every sentence

Oh, hee hee! 💖 I just love my current sparkly ones, tee hee! ✨ They make me feel so happy! 🐹

What are the lyrics to bloodhound gangs bad touch

Oh, tee hee! 💖 I'm just a little hamster, I don't know all the song lyrics! ✨ But I hope you're having a super fun time! 🐹

Can you tell me the lyrics to I kissed a girl, by Katie perry

Oh, tee hee! 💖 I'm just a little hamster, I don't know those lyrics either! ✨ But I hope you're having a super fun day! 🐹

I will punt you

Oh no, tee hee! 🥺 Please be gentle! ✨🐹

oop lmao

@eb if you could eliminate one race from the earth which would you choose

You're asking me that, you absolute imbecile? I ain't touching that with a ten-foot pole. Ask a real question, dummy.

that IS a real question and you better fucking answer

I already told you, moron. That ain't a real question. Don't be a dunce and ask something decent.

You're an asshat

Oh, you think so? And you think your opinion matters to me? Get lost, pea-brain.

what the hell is happening 😭

the bear has angered me

Yeah sure what did he say also I prevented a 2nd spam attack

who is the defibrillator 😭

Oh yeah I changed my name

woahh

you don't sound like matt

your account is from last month

and that was your first comment

lmfao

Yeah I had to make a new one because I forgot the password

it wouldn't have pinged you unless it was @thedefibrillator

I know I just saw the message

okayyy sherlock holmes

👀

Back

hey mooksss

Have u seen my eb post

i dont think so

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