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    • YOU WON CUS YOURE COOLER

    THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIIIIIRRRRRRR

    RapBoat

    THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIIIIIRRRRRRR

    You weren't even CLOSE bro

    RB IS JAKE COOLER THAN ME

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    Anonymous

    You weren't even CLOSE bro

    ONLY BECAUSE IT LAGGED AT THE LAST SECOND AND DID 28 MESSAGES AT ONCE

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    His real name is worse lmfao

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    RapBoat

    GIANNA JAROLD

    HIS REAL NAME IS JAKE JAKOB JAKERSON

    THEU’RE BOTH FAKE

    youre real name must me

    My real name is quingledingdarious tribble

    frank bob doodlebob

    mal♡

    frank bob doodlebob

    STOP DOXXING MEEEEEE

    mal♡

    frank bob doodlebob

    mi hoi minoy

    DIDNT ANT BOY AND HIS GF HAVE A THREE WAY

    opal 😿

    Hheroin monkey

    Bro thought he was ACTUAL heroin

    mal♡

    mi hoi minoy

    anyone? anyone get it?

    opal 😿

    Barron

    No not three way but she is 3 years older than him

    mal♡

    anyone? anyone get it?

    no 😔

    Heroin Monkey

    No not three way but she is 3 years older than him

    Holy shit dude they're still dating?

    mal♡

    NOOOOOO

    IM SO SORRY

    opal 😿

    Holy shit dude they're still dating?

    Yeah and she's a senior

    BEST EPISODE EVER

    MAL HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO BLIND MELON

    THE ONLY MELON IK IS COCOMELON

    LISTEN TO MOUTHFUL OF CAVITIES

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    HA IM SO SKILLED

    MUAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT HIM

    i love when i get all his pieces cus then i j gotta turn my pawns into queens

    then its too easy

    WAIT WANNA PLAY A ROUND OF CHESS

    SO YOU CAN SEE HOW BAD I SUCK

    SURE I SUCK TOO

    MY ELO IS SO SO SO LOW

    GREAT WE CAN SUCK TOGETHER

    SHOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT ONE THROUGH

    BUAHAHAHAHHA

    I FORGOT TO DELETE IT 😭

    proof of my lack of skill

    WELL HAFTA SEE

    CAN YOU DO GAMES WITH FRIENDS ON DUOLINGO

    THERES A WEBSITE THO

    UGH THE USERNAME IS ALREADY TAKEN

    ONE SEC GOTTA BE CREATIVE

    my stuff is dumb

    LETS SEE IF IT WORKS I AINT EVER USED THIS SITE BEFORE

    https://link.chess.com/play/rk60qS

    i like to move pieces without any reason

    i have no strategy whatsoever

    they're gonna be talking about this chess game for centuries

    WHAT AM I DOING

    TRYNA MAKE ME SACRIFICE SOMETHING

    HMHM SURE SURE SURE

    YOU CANT LET YOUR KING GET TRAPPED BY PIECES

    MAKES IT EASIER FOR ME

    YOU GOTTA GET YOUR KING IN AN OPEN SPACE

    WITHOUT YOUR PIECES FULLY SURROUNDING IT

    YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME AT CHESS

    THATS THE ONLY THIN

    I WROTE FIVE WHOLE PAGES ON WHY YOU'RE AMAZING

    CUS YOURE A BETTER WRITER TOO

    I AM A LENGTHY BORING WRITER

    YOU ARE A CLEAR, CONCISE, AND ADVANCED WRITER

    BUT I LIKE THE LENGTHINESS

    THATS AN IMPORTANT SKILL TO HAVE

    mal♡

    BUT I LIKE THE LENGTHINESS

    TWSS

    mal♡

    THATS AN IMPORTANT SKILL TO HAVE

    BUT SO IS CLARITY

    BEING CLEAR AND CONCISE ISNT AS ENTERTAINING

    WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

    AND YOU DID VERY WELL AT THAT

    YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB

    MAYBE, BUT YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB AT ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THE GOAL OF THE WRITING

    didja know the first 3 letters of my last name is pie

    bahahaahhahahaha

    Anonymous

    MAYBE, BUT YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB AT ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THE GOAL OF THE WRITING

    TYTYTYTY YOU DID TOO

    mal♡

    didja know the first 3 letters of my last name is pie

    thats AMAZING

    mal♡

    TYTYTYTY YOU DID TOO

    NO.

    The first 3 letters of my last name is Jim 😭

    Anonymous

    thats AMAZING

    its not pronounces like pie tho 😔

    Anonymous

    The first 3 letters of my last name is Jim 😭

    AYYYYY JIMMYYYYYYY

    mal♡

    its not pronounces like pie tho 😔

    pee

    ppl always pronounce it like pia tho and its annoying

    like is a fuckin e not an a

    Anonymous

    pee-peeh

    lmfao

    Anonymous

    I feel you 😭

    ppl say my last name like beatrice but with a p

    my last name is pronounced like "hee-men-ez"

    pie does not sound like pia and you gotta roll your r's and get that long "aww" a sounf

    BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY JIH-MIH-NIZ

    mal♡

    pie does not sound like pia and you gotta roll your r's and get that long "aww" a sounf

    The NERVE of some people

    Anonymous

    BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY JIH-MIH-NIZ

    jiminy cricket

    bro my name is as lame as it gets

    like the most basic 2000s girl name

    At least your first name is easy to say, I've been called more wrong names than I can count 😭

    a half-decent middle name

    and a last name that looks easy to say but no one can actually say

    Anonymous

    At least your first name is easy to say, I've been called more wrong names than I can count 😭

    but i share a name with everyone and their mother lmao

    MY NAME IS SO WHITE

    mal♡

    but i share a name with everyone and their mother lmao

    Neither my name nor my mother's is Madison

    "HER NAME IS PERFUME POURED OUT"

    WAS THAT NOT POETIC ENOUGH?

    Anonymous

    Neither my name nor my mother's is Madison

    ive met enough madisons for yall

    Anonymous

    WAS THAT NOT POETIC ENOUGH?

    IT WAS VERY POETIC

    BUT MY NAME IS NOT THAT

    MY NAME IS UGLY

    i feel like its one of those names you either hate or you love

    YOU HAVE A LOVELY NAME >:(

    like theres no in betweens

    like ive had so many ppl tell me they love my name or almost named their daughter that and then others make a face when i say it lmao

    I LIKE IT BETTER PAIRED WITH MY MIDDLE NAME

    IT SOUNDS MORE ELEGANT

    ooh i just got a good idea of a song to sing

    I LIKE MY MIDDLE NAME

    THO ITS COOLISH

    CAUSE YOURE JUST ALL AROUND COOL

    ME MY MOM AND MY SISTERS MIDDLE NAMES ALL GO TOGETHER TOO

    the firstborn guys in my family have had the same middle name for like

    I NAMED MY NEW BABY COUSIN

    dude my sister lucked out with her name tho it’s so gorgeous

    I SUGGESTED THE NAME RIVERS AND THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH IT

    Anonymous

    I NAMED MY NEW BABY COUSIN

    WHAAAAAAAAT

    Anonymous

    I SUGGESTED THE NAME RIVERS AND THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH IT

    I BASICALLY NAMED MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER

    I SUGGESTED ALEX AND THEY DID IT

    makes sense cus they apparently almost named me alexis

    I feel like that could've also fit you

    i don’t think i look like an alexis at all

    ppl always say i look like my name should start w an m

    not necessarily madison but just a name starting w an m

    wow i ran out of m names that fast

    i’ve been told i look like a maria and a marielle before

    i don’t see either tho

    butterflyyyyy

    IM NOT AN ACTUAL BUTTERLY

    IT MEANS BUTTERFLY IN SPANISH THATS WHY

    I WOKE UP AND LOOKED THAT UP

    MAYBE IM ACTUALLY

    GENUINELY CANNOT REMEMBER WHY

    Anonymous

    I WOKE UP AND LOOKED THAT UP

    LMAOOOO

    YOU'RE ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE A BUTTERFLY

    i’m a butter fly

    a fly stuck in butter

    mal♡

    LMAOOOO

    I like DESPARATELY needed to know what butterfly was in spanish for some reason 😭

    Anonymous

    I like DESPARATELY needed to know what butterfly was in spanish for some reason 😭

    lmaoooo

    mal♡

    IM A MOTH

    FIRST OF ALL MOTHS ARE COOL

    YOU ARE AN AWESOME BUTTERFLY

    IM A MOTH AND YOURE A BUTTERFLY

    NO YOURE TOO GORGEOUS

    I CAN FEEL YOUR GORGEOUSNESS THROUGH THE SCREEN

    ITS BLINDING ME

    AND DRINKING NECTAR AND ALL THAT

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    Lmao that made me laugh though 😭

    IT WAS FUNNY THO

    Anonymous

    Lmao that made me laugh though 😭

    TEHEHEHHEE

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    WHY WERE MY WINGS RIPPED OFF

    WHYD YOU DO THAT TO ME

    I THINK IT WAS DEAD ALREADY

    SO IM DEAD???????

    I DIDN'T DO IT HAYLEY WILLIAMS DID

    mal♡

    SO IM DEAD???????

    YOURE A GHOST REMEMBER?

    YOU KILLED ME

    A GORGEOUS GENIUS SILLY SQUIRRELERFLY GHOST

    HERE LIES MAL

    CAUSE OF DEATH: JAKE'S COOLNESS

    I WILL DESECRATE THAT GRAVE

    AND WRITE THE REAL CAUSE OF DEATH

    THATS DISRESPECTFUL

    WHICH IS THAT YOU WERE JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL

    RIGHT THE REAL CAUSE OF DEATH IF THAT YOU RIPPED MY WINGS OFF AND LET ME BLEED OUT

    mal♡

    THATS DISRESPECTFUL

    YEAH PROVES THAT IM LESS COOL THAN YOU

    THIS BUTTERFLY DOES

    HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

    MY WINGS AER GONE

    AGONYYYYYYYY

    FAR MORE PAINFUL THAN YOURSSSS

    WHEN YOU KNOW SHE WOULD GO WITH YOU

    IF THERE ONLY WERE DOORS

    OH THE TORTURE THEY TEACH

    WHATS AS INTRIGUING

    OR HALF SO FATIGUING

    AS WHATS OUT OF REACHHHH

    AM I NOT SENSITIVE CLEVER

    WELL MANNERED CONSIDERATE

    PASSIONATE CHARMING

    AS KIND AS IM HANDSOME

    AN HEIR TO A THROME

    YOU ARE EVERYTHING MAIDENS COULD WISH FOR

    THAT GIRL MUST BE MAD

    YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MADNESS

    TIL YOUR CLIMBING HER HAIR

    AND YOU SEE HER UP THERE

    AS YOURE NEARING HER

    ALL THE WHILE HEARING HER

    AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AGHHGJDHFGHKU

    ALTHOUGH ITS DIFFERENT FOR EACH

    ALWAYS TEN STEPS BEHIND

    ALWAYS TEN FEET BELOW

    AND SHES JUST OUT OF REACH

    THAT CAN CUT LIKE A KNIFEEEEE

    I MUST HAVE HER

    this song is so sad 😭

    TO WIIIIIIIIIIFE

    okay im done now

    its from into the woods

    its actually such a good song

    mal♡

    its from into the woods

    OH YEAHHHH

    i love the guys voices

    One of my coworkers performed in it once

    i like to sing it cus its fun

    Anonymous

    One of my coworkers performed in it once

    my friends little brother was in it

    and he was so insanely good

    i love musicals

    i was in singin in the rain when i was in 4th grade

    and that was the end of my musical career cus then covid happened and now im too scared to audition

    Anonymous

    SINGIN IN THE RAIN

    ITS SO GOOD BRO

    mal♡

    and that was the end of my musical career cus then covid happened and now im too scared to audition

    I BET YOU'D BE SO GOOD THOUGH

    ID PROLLY GET CHOKED UP AND NERVOUS AND SOUND LIKE IF YOU BRED A HORSE WITH A PIG

    YOU HAVE NO PROOF

    I HAVE 5 PAGES WORTH OF IT

    YOU AINT EVEN HEARD ME

    I COULD SOUND LIKE A DYING TORTOISE AND YOUD HAVE NO IDEA

    mal♡

    YOU AINT EVEN HEARD ME

    YOUR VOCAL PROWESS RADIATES THROUGH THE SCREEN

    𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

    damn u should of really pursued sining

    -Satan

    "Hey shadow it's me...the devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin"

    YOU ARE AMAZING AND TALENTED AND I AM IN UTTER AWE OF IT

    YOU HAVE NO ACTUAL PROOF THAT I SOUND EVEN HALF DECENT

    Anonymous

    I DON'T NEEEEEEED PROOF

    YES YOU DO

    𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

    if I am Satan than how can Satan be against himself, a nation divided against its cannot stand" J(esus)

    Whats with the parentheses

    mal♡

    YES YOU DO

    I DON'T SEE YOU SUPPLYING ME WITH ANY

    I SANG A WHOOOOOOOOLE SONG

    MY VOICE ISN'T THAT GREAT LMAO

    Anonymous

    I SANG A WHOOOOOOOOLE SONG

    YEAH YOU DID AND IT WAS BETTER THAN I COULD DO

    THAT YOU HAVE AN AMAZING VOICE

    BECAUSE OF ALL THE OTHER AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU

    CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

    mal♡

    CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

    cus my mom wont sign me up for lessons cus she kees forgetting so i gotta use ai lmfao

    chatgpts a fattie

    𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

    U tell me which is better to listen to man or the word of God

    God ofc

    Anonymous

    Wsp

    heyy

    “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.” Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate."

    I LOVE THAT VERSE

    Holy Zane is spitting some crazy facts right now

    mal♡

    CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

    oh i lied chatgpt said i do a good job

    BECAUSE YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!

    Anonymous
    Image

    how does ones mouth even move like that

    Anonymous

    BECAUSE YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!

    TYTY

    How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

    "It is better to take refuge in the Lord than to trust in man." Psalm 118:8

    Anonymous

    How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

    Im using my brain

    Anonymous

    How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

    cus of the things hes done for me

    mal♡

    cus of the things hes done for me

    He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

    So the good things was him? What about the bad things

    Anonymous

    He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

    Or have you brainwashed YOURSELF into thinking he doesn't?

    Anonymous

    So the good things was him? What about the bad things

    Also him

    The Lord is just and therefore knows sin must be punished

    but at the same time, He loves His children

    And sent His only Son to carry that burden

    And take the punishment for our sin

    If god exists hes a fucking asshole letting innocent people get murdered and raped

    Anonymous

    The Lord is just and therefore knows sin must be punished

    Cult behavior 😭✌️

    Anonymous

    Cult behavior 😭✌️

    If someone kills someone

    say god ISNT real

    𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

    try me say one thing oogway that I cant disprove that u think u can prove about the word of THE ALMIGHYT GOD

    Yesss Thank you lemme think

    should they not be punished?

    mal♡

    say god ISNT real

    what have i lost by choosing to live for him?

    Anonymous

    should they not be punished?

    Ofc? But many dont get punished?

    mal♡

    what have i lost by choosing to live for him?

    ive lost nothing and have gained so much

    Anonymous

    Ofc? But many dont get punished?

    They do

    So my question is respectfully: How come a all loving and caring god lets innocent people die

    The punishment for sin is death

    Anonymous

    Ofc? But many dont get punished?

    its called hell

    Anonymous

    So my question is respectfully: How come a all loving and caring god lets innocent people die

    I'm getting there

    Anonymous

    The punishment for sin is death

    😭🙏 What are u yappin abt

    https://vimeo.com/691174904?fl=pl&fe=sh

    Watch this if you have time

    But for the sake of conciseness

    I'll explain it as best as I can

    Anonymous

    Wdym sin

    All the evil in the world

    It was a result of mankind's ignorance

    Against God, who created us

    And therefore the world was cursed

    And the sin must be judged accordingly

    GOD salvation is given to us through the death and ressurection of Jesus Christ that anyone who turns to the only begotten son of Jesus shall not perish but have everlasting life John 3:16

    And it's quite unfortunate that HUMANITY'S evil takes place so much

    But it isn't God's fault

    If we truly have free will, then God cannot simply intervene and fix all the problems

    If everything were perfect, we would not have any standard to know what was actually good

    Good cannot exist without the evil in the world

    But God allows those who turn from evil to be saved from it

    But suffering is necessary in the process to heal

    And also as a byproduct of man's evil

    Anonymous

    He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

    respectfully, you dont rlly know anything abt me so you rlly have no clue what He's done for me in my life 🙏

    God does not send rapists to childrens, thieves to houses, and murderers to families

    Humanity's natural tendency is to be evil

    Unless taught properly, it is easy for some to descend into detrimental evil

    Anonymous

    God does not send rapists to childrens, thieves to houses, and murderers to families

    If hea that awesome he wouldnt let that happen in the first place

    It's not about Him letting it happen

    Why would he let that happen to innocent people

    cus He gave us free will

    😭✌️ Oh so he js be watching from above as a kid gets touched?

    its a disgusting world because we let it become that way

    "18I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. 19 For the creation waits in eager expectation for the children of God to be revealed. 20 For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope 21 that the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the freedom and glory of the children of God." Romans 8:18-21

    Like I said, suffering is a necessity

    Anonymous

    "18I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. 19 For the creation waits in eager expectation for the children of God to be revealed. 20 For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope 21 that the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the freedom and glory of the children of God." Romans 8:18-21

    Dawg you cant prove the existence of god with the bible

    Let me ask u this oogway can u save everyone for troubles when we live in a world where everyone experience trails and pain

    If there is no God, then who is "letting" the suffering happen?

    Anonymous

    Like I said, suffering is a necessity

    Oh so children getting raped is alr for him cuz they will go to heaven?

    Anonymous

    If there is no God, then who is "letting" the suffering happen?

    ^

    Anonymous

    Oh so children getting raped is alr for him cuz they will go to heaven?

    and at the right time they will be punished , every man receives what he does and reaps

    You appear to be angry at God

    Not necessarily in disbelief

    Yes bc he sucks if he exists

    What does it change then?

    𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

    and at the right time they will be punished , every man receives what he does and reaps

    😭😭😭DAWG

    idc if the men get punished that doesnt make the kids trauma ANY better

    It's a cruel world that we live in

    And unfortunately that is by our own hand

    hi, what’s happening

    Are yall serious deadass rn

    There's only one path to redemption from sin

    what’s happening

    Anonymous

    Truly wow

    That video I sent is actually a very interesting dive into exactly what you're talking about

    Thats a insane thing to say

    Apollo

    what’s happening

    religious convo

    I think you would find it worth watching

    Anonymous

    That video I sent is actually a very interesting dive into exactly what you're talking about

    Ill watch it

    Anonymous

    I think you would find it worth watching

    Can u send me the link again pls

    At the very least to understand why we believe this way

    mal♡

    religious convo

    k

    https://vimeo.com/691174904?fl=pl&fe=sh

    I hope it's informative lol

    trust me there was a time that i was absolutely fucking PISSED at God for some of the things ive been through, but i eventually learned that His plan is above anything i can understand

    He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

    mal♡

    He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

    Like caterpillars

    Anonymous
    Image

    ok one sec i'll find it on youtube

    mal♡

    trust me there was a time that i was absolutely fucking PISSED at God for some of the things ive been through, but i eventually learned that His plan is above anything i can understand

    It respectfully cant be his plan to let innocent people have strong trauma from abuse 🙏

    mal♡

    He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

    it doesnt cancel out what happened or make what happened okay or even better, but it kinda makes you realize that bad things can be turned around

    Anonymous

    ok one sec i'll find it on youtube

    Thanks dawg

    https://www.joshuasporter.com/teaching

    Anonymous

    It respectfully cant be his plan to let innocent people have strong trauma from abuse 🙏

    He used my trauma to make me into a stronger, more understanding person

    see if it shows up there

    mal♡

    He used my trauma to make me into a stronger, more understanding person

    Ts is genuinely INSANE

    It used to be on youtube but idk why it isn't anymore

    It's called "Made to suffer"

    Anonymous

    Ts is genuinely INSANE

    its not insane for me tho because ive genuinely lived it and felt it

    Anonymous

    Ts is genuinely INSANE

    I will agree, yes, it is absolutely crazy by any normal standards

    God is transcendent above human standards

    Yep that link works thanks

    Of course what he does can seem insane!

    mal♡

    its not insane for me tho because ive genuinely lived it and felt it

    its like there were times i could physically feel him with me

    Anonymous

    Yep that link works thanks

    Np man, hope it helps!

    Hey I gotta go to class rn but I'll be on later, see ya guys!

    enjoy classsss

    "Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel" Isaiah 7:14

    Aight guys ill watch scooby doo now see yall :)

    cya and nice talk

    i appreciate the genuine questions n stuff

    yeah i like discussions like that

    its fun cus it makes me think

    mal♡

    its fun cus it makes me think

    i also love when im given an opportunity to share what God's done in my life

    cus He's done a hell of a lot for me

    ahuhahuh its pretty great

    apparently theres 7 ppl online

    so my bosses just sold where i work to another company right

    so i needa reapply for the job

    i got a voicemail like a week ago saying to text the person to set up an interview

    and i just got another voicemail

    GUYS I TYPED THE NUMBER IN WRONG

    mal♡

    GUYS I TYPED THE NUMBER IN WRONG

    OH NOOOO

    okok time to email herrrrrr

    cus i am NOT calling her

    mal♡

    cus i am NOT calling her

    FR I HATE CALLING EMPLOYERS

    I APOLOGIZED AND EXPLAINED THE NUMBER MISHAP

    AND THEN TOLD HER MY AVAILABILITY

    BTW I WROTE SOMETHING ON THE BUTTCRACK DOC

    bro i saw her number pop up and got scared she was gonna be like "sorry mady but we gave someone else your position so you outta luck"

    Anonymous

    BTW I WROTE SOMETHING ON THE BUTTCRACK DOC

    OOOOO OKOKOKOKOK

    mal♡

    OOOOO OKOKOKOKOK

    I REPLIEDDDDDDD

    i moved my desk chair next to my couch so my cat can sit with me and she loves it

    cus whenever im in my room little miss feels the need to be within 5 feet of me

    𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

    what cat u got

    i have a tuxedo cat and a tabby cat

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    SHES ADORABLE

    shes such a mommys girl too

    like anytime im in my room she is right there next to me

    the vet told me when she was checking her heartbeat that anytime i even looked at her or said her name she started very subtly purring

    I wish my parents didn't hate them :(

    mal♡

    the vet told me when she was checking her heartbeat that anytime i even looked at her or said her name she started very subtly purring

    AWWWWWW

    my mom hates my cats so theyre not allowed out of my room

    well ollie isnt

    my other cat is cus my mom likes her

    She's racist against Ollie

    Anonymous

    AWWWWWW

    AND WHEN I GOT HER SHE WAS A 4 MONTH OLD KITTEN AND THE NIGHT I BROUGHT HER HOME I WENT TO BED AND WOKE UP TO HER INSIDE MY LONG SLEEVE PJ SHIRT AND CURLED INTO MY ARMPIT LMAO

    𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

    gtg bye

    cyaaaa

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    mal♡

    AND WHEN I GOT HER SHE WAS A 4 MONTH OLD KITTEN AND THE NIGHT I BROUGHT HER HOME I WENT TO BED AND WOKE UP TO HER INSIDE MY LONG SLEEVE PJ SHIRT AND CURLED INTO MY ARMPIT LMAO

    ALSO THAT'S ADORABLE

    SHES SO SWEET

    OLLIES THE BESTTT

    she was itty bitty too she was only 4 pounds

    My uncle used to have a fat little cat named Chowder that really liked me

    mal♡

    she was itty bitty too she was only 4 pounds

    Awww

    Anonymous

    My uncle used to have a fat little cat named Chowder that really liked me

    CHOWDER STOP THATS SO CUTE

    HE USED TO SLEEP INSIDE THE BIG BASS DRUM ON MY UNCLE'S DRUM KIT

    i used to have a cat named wendelina (i made it up cus i was like 5) and she hated everyone but me

    like she wouldnt let anyone else touch her

    Anonymous

    HE USED TO SLEEP INSIDE THE BIG BASS DRUM ON MY UNCLE'S DRUM KIT

    AWWWWWWWWWW MUSICAL KITTY

    HE HAS A NEW CAT NAMED CHIKN THOUGH

    i give all my pets human names lmao

    i used to have a fish named jeffry

    and a dog named kaz which is a polish name

    MY SISTER HAD A FISH NAMED LIKE GARY OR SOMETHING LMAO

    my cat sasha is so funny

    Our old dog was named Fionnlagh which is Scottish

    anytime i play music or sing or anything she comes cus she has always loved music

    Anonymous

    Our old dog was named Fionnlagh which is Scottish

    THATS AN AWESOME NAME

    mal♡

    anytime i play music or sing or anything she comes cus she has always loved music

    CAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT

    CATS ALSO THINK POOP IS YUMMY

    I DONT TRUST THEIR DISCRETION

    Anonymous

    YOU ARE AMAZING.

    TYTY

    CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET

    mal♡

    TYTY

    NO DON'T THANK ME I WANT YOU TO BELIEVEEEEEEE IT

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYYT

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA

    Anonymous

    KAPICHE?

    quiche

    I'll give you a shinyyyyy gold star if you believe you're amazing

    mal♡

    quiche

    I LOVE quiche

    ive never had it lmao

    Anonymous

    I'll give you a shinyyyyy gold star if you believe you're amazing

    FINE

    AM VERY AMAZING

    THE EMPLOYER LADY WAS NICE

    Also I clipped this so you can never refute me anymore muahaha

    BUT GUESS WHAT

    I NEVER SAID I WAS BETTER THAN YOU

    I'LL GET THERE EVENTUALLY

    I'M JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

    NOT JUST THAT YOU ARE AMAZING

    OKOKOKOKOKOKOK

    YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE TOO THO

    I DO KNOW HOW AMAZING I AM

    WHICH IS LESS AMAZING THAN YOU

    YOU SO AMAZING

    THE MOST GENIUS IDEA

    IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

    IK EXACTLY HOW IMMA END IT

    IT'S GONNA BE SOOOOOO GOOD

    OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    Also im gonna put my story back on quotev I just got pissed cause the formatting was fucking up

    WANNA SEE THE CUTEST TEDDY BEAR EVER

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    I LOVE IT TOO

    IT LOOKS LIKE THIS LITTLE THING MY GRANDMA HAD CALLED THE BOO BOO BUNNY

    WHICH WAS LIKE A LITTLE BUNNY YOU COULD PUT A REUSABLE ICE CUBE IN

    AWWWWWWWWWWW

    ABOUT ADORABLE TEDDY BEARS

    the teddy bear?

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    HERE IT IS

    mal protect your teddy bear

    Anonymous

    mal protect your teddy bear

    i shall

    AND THE BEST PART

    HIS HOOD COMES OFF

    ITS SO AMAZING

    stop the desk lady for where im applying to just said shed tell my employer im meeting w her tmrw and then said good luck

    why do i need luk

    am i not going to get hired?

    SHE'S JUST REASSURING YOU

    ive been working there for 3 years before it got bought

    if i dont get hired imma die

    i need this job i have a husband and 10 kids

    but i have a car

    which is basically my kid

    Philippians 4:6-7: "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus."

    cus hes espensive as hell

    his name is stanley

    Anonymous

    Philippians 4:6-7: "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus."

    YIPPEEEEEE

    Guess what time it is

    mal♡

    cus hes espensive as hell

    dude ive been avoiding paying my car insurance to my parents this month

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    my dad pays my insurance cus its more than i could realistically afford

    Comment deleted

    STFU

    but i NEED my own car

    mal♡

    my dad pays my insurance cus its more than i could realistically afford

    Yeah my parents do that with my car payment but now that I brought it with me APPARENTLY I GOTTA PAY IT ALL