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YOU WON CUS YOURE COOLER

THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIIIIIRRRRRRR

DaRapBoat

THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIIIIIRRRRRRR

You weren't even CLOSE bro

RB IS JAKE COOLER THAN ME

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Anonymous

You weren't even CLOSE bro

ONLY BECAUSE IT LAGGED AT THE LAST SECOND AND DID 28 MESSAGES AT ONCE

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His real name is worse lmfao

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DaRapBoat

GIANNA JAROLD

HIS REAL NAME IS JAKE JAKOB JAKERSON

gasp

youre real name must me

frank

bob

doodlebob

My real name is quingledingdarious tribble

frank bob doodlebob

mal

frank bob doodlebob

STOP DOXXING MEEEEEE

mal

frank bob doodlebob

mi hoi minoy

DIDNT ANT BOY AND HIS GF HAVE A THREE WAY

opal 😿

Hheroin monkey

Bro thought he was ACTUAL heroin

mal

mi hoi minoy

anyone? anyone get it?

opal 😿

Barron

No not three way but she is 3 years older than him

mal

anyone? anyone get it?

no 😔

Anonymous

no 😔

NOOOOOO

Heroin Monkey

No not three way but she is 3 years older than him

Holy shit dude they're still dating?

opal 😿

Holy shit dude they're still dating?

Yeah and she's a senior

ITS SO GOOD

BEST EPISODE EVER

MAL HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO BLIND MELON

NO

THE ONLY MELON IK IS COCOMELON

LISTEN TO MOUTHFUL OF CAVITIES

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OOO OKOK

OOOO OKOKOK

HA IM SO SKILLED

MUAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT HIM

YIPPEE

i love when i get all his pieces cus then i j gotta turn my pawns into queens

then its too easy

WAIT WANNA PLAY A ROUND OF CHESS

SO YOU CAN SEE HOW BAD I SUCK

SURE I SUCK TOO

MY ELO IS SO SO SO LOW

GREAT WE CAN SUCK TOGETHER

LMFAO

CLIPPED

SHOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT ONE THROUGH

BUAHAHAHAHHA

I FORGOT TO DELETE IT 😭

proof of my lack of skill

WELL HAFTA SEE

CAN YOU DO GAMES WITH FRIENDS ON DUOLINGO

NO 😔

THERES A WEBSITE THO

ONE SEC

UGH THE USERNAME IS ALREADY TAKEN

ONE SEC GOTTA BE CREATIVE

OH GOT IT

bruh

my stuff is dumb

GOT IT

LETS SEE IF IT WORKS I AINT EVER USED THIS SITE BEFORE

https://link.chess.com/play/rk60qS

YIPPEE

i like to move pieces without any reason

lmaooo

i have no strategy whatsoever

they're gonna be talking about this chess game for centuries

frfrfr

lmao

WHAT AM I DOING

HUH

TRYNA MAKE ME SACRIFICE SOMETHING

HMHM SURE SURE SURE

HA

YOU CANT LET YOUR KING GET TRAPPED BY PIECES

PRO TIP

MAKES IT EASIER FOR ME

YOU GOTTA GET YOUR KING IN AN OPEN SPACE

WITHOUT YOUR PIECES FULLY SURROUNDING IT

YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME AT CHESS

THATS THE ONLY THIN

THING

I WROTE FIVE WHOLE PAGES ON WHY YOU'RE AMAZING

CUS YOURE A BETTER WRITER TOO

I AM A LENGTHY BORING WRITER

YOU ARE A CLEAR, CONCISE, AND ADVANCED WRITER

BUT I LIKE THE LENGTHINESS

THATS AN IMPORTANT SKILL TO HAVE

mal

BUT I LIKE THE LENGTHINESS

TWSS

mal

THATS AN IMPORTANT SKILL TO HAVE

BUT SO IS CLARITY

BEING CLEAR AND CONCISE ISNT AS ENTERTAINING

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

AND YOU DID VERY WELL AT THAT

YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB

MAYBE, BUT YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB AT ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THE GOAL OF THE WRITING

didja know the first 3 letters of my last name is pie

bahahaahhahahaha

Anonymous

MAYBE, BUT YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB AT ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THE GOAL OF THE WRITING

TYTYTYTY YOU DID TOO

mal

didja know the first 3 letters of my last name is pie

thats AMAZING

mal

TYTYTYTY YOU DID TOO

NO.

The first 3 letters of my last name is Jim 😭

Anonymous

thats AMAZING

its not pronounces like pie tho 😔

Anonymous

The first 3 letters of my last name is Jim 😭

AYYYYY JIMMYYYYYYY

mal

its not pronounces like pie tho 😔

pee

Anonymous

pee

no lmfao

its like

uh

pee-eh

ig??

idk

ppl always pronounce it like pia tho and its annoying

like is a fuckin e not an a

Anonymous

pee-peeh

lmfao

Anonymous

I feel you 😭

ppl say my last name like beatrice but with a p

like no

my last name is pronounced like "hee-men-ez"

pie does not sound like pia and you gotta roll your r's and get that long "aww" a sounf

BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY JIH-MIH-NIZ

sound

mal

pie does not sound like pia and you gotta roll your r's and get that long "aww" a sounf

The NERVE of some people

Anonymous

BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY JIH-MIH-NIZ

jiminy cricket

mal

jiminy cricket

LITERALLY 😭

LMAO

bro my name is as lame as it gets

like the most basic 2000s girl name

At least your first name is easy to say, I've been called more wrong names than I can count 😭

a half-decent middle name

and a last name that looks easy to say but no one can actually say

Anonymous

At least your first name is easy to say, I've been called more wrong names than I can count 😭

but i share a name with everyone and their mother lmao

MY NAME IS SO WHITE

mal

but i share a name with everyone and their mother lmao

Neither my name nor my mother's is Madison

"HER NAME IS PERFUME POURED OUT"

WAS THAT NOT POETIC ENOUGH?

Anonymous

Neither my name nor my mother's is Madison

ive met enough madisons for yall

Anonymous

WAS THAT NOT POETIC ENOUGH?

IT WAS VERY POETIC

BUT MY NAME IS NOT THAT

MY NAME IS UGLY

i feel like its one of those names you either hate or you love

YOU HAVE A LOVELY NAME >:(

like theres no in betweens

like ive had so many ppl tell me they love my name or almost named their daughter that and then others make a face when i say it lmao

I LIKE IT BETTER PAIRED WITH MY MIDDLE NAME

IT SOUNDS MORE ELEGANT

ooh i just got a good idea of a song to sing

I LIKE MY MIDDLE NAME

THO ITS COOLISH

CAUSE YOURE JUST ALL AROUND COOL

TYTYTY

ME MY MOM AND MY SISTERS MIDDLE NAMES ALL GO TOGETHER TOO

AHUH

the firstborn guys in my family have had the same middle name for like

daaaaamn

I NAMED MY NEW BABY COUSIN

dude my sister lucked out with her name tho it’s so gorgeous

I SUGGESTED THE NAME RIVERS AND THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH IT

Anonymous

I NAMED MY NEW BABY COUSIN

WHAAAAAAAAT

Anonymous

I SUGGESTED THE NAME RIVERS AND THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH IT

I BASICALLY NAMED MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER

I SUGGESTED ALEX AND THEY DID IT

makes sense cus they apparently almost named me alexis

I feel like that could've also fit you

i don’t

i don’t think i look like an alexis at all

ppl always say i look like my name should start w an m

not necessarily madison but just a name starting w an m

wow i ran out of m names that fast

i’ve been told i look like a maria and a marielle before

i don’t see either tho

butterflyyyyy

MAYBE

IM NOT AN ACTUAL BUTTERLY

IT MEANS BUTTERFLY IN SPANISH THATS WHY

LIKE 🦋

I WOKE UP AND LOOKED THAT UP

MAYBE IM ACTUALLY

A

GENUINELY CANNOT REMEMBER WHY

🧈 🪰

Anonymous

I WOKE UP AND LOOKED THAT UP

LMAOOOO

YOU'RE ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE A BUTTERFLY

i’m a butter fly

a fly stuck in butter

mal

LMAOOOO

I like DESPARATELY needed to know what butterfly was in spanish for some reason 😭

Anonymous

I like DESPARATELY needed to know what butterfly was in spanish for some reason 😭

lmaoooo

IM A MOTH

mal

IM A MOTH

FIRST OF ALL MOTHS ARE COOL

YOU ARE AN AWESOME BUTTERFLY

IM A MOTH AND YOURE A BUTTERFLY

NOOOOOPE

NO YOURE TOO GORGEOUS

NO

I CAN FEEL YOUR GORGEOUSNESS THROUGH THE SCREEN

ITS BLINDING ME

AND DRINKING NECTAR AND ALL THAT

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LMFAO

Lmao that made me laugh though 😭

IT WAS FUNNY THO

Anonymous

Lmao that made me laugh though 😭

TEHEHEHHEE

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WHY WERE MY WINGS RIPPED OFF

OUCH

WHYD YOU DO THAT TO ME

YOU MEANIE

OUCH

I THINK IT WAS DEAD ALREADY

SO IM DEAD???????

I DIDN'T DO IT HAYLEY WILLIAMS DID

mal

SO IM DEAD???????

YOURE A GHOST REMEMBER?

YOU KILLED ME

💀

A GORGEOUS GENIUS SILLY SQUIRRELERFLY GHOST

☠️

😵

HERE LIES MAL

CAUSE OF DEATH: JAKE'S COOLNESS

I WILL DESECRATE THAT GRAVE

AND WRITE THE REAL CAUSE OF DEATH

THATS DISRESPECTFUL

WHICH IS THAT YOU WERE JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL

RIGHT THE REAL CAUSE OF DEATH IF THAT YOU RIPPED MY WINGS OFF AND LET ME BLEED OUT

mal

THATS DISRESPECTFUL

YEAH PROVES THAT IM LESS COOL THAN YOU

THIS BUTTERFLY DOES

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

OH THE PAIN

THE AGONY

MY WINGS AER GONE

AGONYYYYYYYY

FAR MORE PAINFUL THAN YOURSSSS

WHEN YOU KNOW SHE WOULD GO WITH YOU

IF THERE ONLY WERE DOORS

AGONYYYYY

OH THE TORTURE THEY TEACH

WHATS AS INTRIGUING

OR HALF SO FATIGUING

AS WHATS OUT OF REACHHHH

AM I NOT SENSITIVE CLEVER

WELL MANNERED CONSIDERATE

PASSIONATE CHARMING

AS KIND AS IM HANDSOME

AN HEIR TO A THROME

YOU ARE EVERYTHING MAIDENS COULD WISH FOR

THEN WHY NO

DO I KNOW

THAT GIRL MUST BE MAD

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MADNESS

TIL YOUR CLIMBING HER HAIR

AND YOU SEE HER UP THERE

AS YOURE NEARING HER

ALL THE WHILE HEARING HER

AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AGHHGJDHFGHKU

AGONY

MISERY

ALTHOUGH ITS DIFFERENT FOR EACH

ALWAYS TEN STEPS BEHIND

ALWAYS TEN FEET BELOW

AND SHES JUST OUT OF REACH

AGONY

THAT CAN CUT LIKE A KNIFEEEEE

I MUST HAVE HER

this song is so sad 😭

TO WIIIIIIIIIIFE

okay im done now

lmfao

its from into the woods

its actually such a good song

mal

its from into the woods

OH YEAHHHH

i love the guys voices

One of my coworkers performed in it once

i like to sing it cus its fun

Anonymous

One of my coworkers performed in it once

my friends little brother was in it

and he was so insanely good

i love musicals

i was in singin in the rain when i was in 4th grade

and that was the end of my musical career cus then covid happened and now im too scared to audition

Anonymous

SINGIN IN THE RAIN

ITS SO GOOD BRO

mal

and that was the end of my musical career cus then covid happened and now im too scared to audition

I BET YOU'D BE SO GOOD THOUGH

IDK

ID PROLLY GET CHOKED UP AND NERVOUS AND SOUND LIKE IF YOU BRED A HORSE WITH A PIG

NONONO

YOU HAVE NO PROOF

I HAVE 5 PAGES WORTH OF IT

YOU AINT EVEN HEARD ME

I COULD SOUND LIKE A DYING TORTOISE AND YOUD HAVE NO IDEA

mal

YOU AINT EVEN HEARD ME

YOUR VOCAL PROWESS RADIATES THROUGH THE SCREEN

FALSE

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

damn u should of really pursued sining

-Satan

"Hey shadow it's me...the devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin"

YOU ARE AMAZING AND TALENTED AND I AM IN UTTER AWE OF IT

YOU HAVE NO ACTUAL PROOF THAT I SOUND EVEN HALF DECENT

SO HA

Anonymous

I DON'T NEEEEEEED PROOF

YES YOU DO

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

if I am Satan than how can Satan be against himself, a nation divided against its cannot stand" J(esus)

Whats with the parentheses

mal

YES YOU DO

I DON'T SEE YOU SUPPLYING ME WITH ANY

I SANG A WHOOOOOOOOLE SONG

MY VOICE ISN'T THAT GREAT LMAO

Anonymous

I SANG A WHOOOOOOOOLE SONG

YEAH YOU DID AND IT WAS BETTER THAN I COULD DO

THAT YOU HAVE AN AMAZING VOICE

BECAUSE OF ALL THE OTHER AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

Have confidence in the talents God gives u and do what u think is right

YES

CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

mal

CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

cus my mom wont sign me up for lessons cus she kees forgetting so i gotta use ai lmfao

chatgpts a fattie

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

U tell me which is better to listen to man or the word of God

God ofc

Oogway

Wsp

heyy

“Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.” Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate."

I LOVE THAT VERSE

Holy Zane is spitting some crazy facts right now

mal

CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

oh i lied chatgpt said i do a good job

BECAUSE YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!

Oogway
Image

how does ones mouth even move like that

Anonymous

BECAUSE YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!

TYTY

How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

"It is better to take refuge in the Lord than to trust in man." Psalm 118:8

Oogway

How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

Im using my brain

Oogway

How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

cus of the things hes done for me

mal

cus of the things hes done for me

^^^

mal

cus of the things hes done for me

He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

So the good things was him? What about the bad things

Oogway

He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

Or have you brainwashed YOURSELF into thinking he doesn't?

Oogway

So the good things was him? What about the bad things

Also him

Ohhh no that wasnt him

The Lord is just and therefore knows sin must be punished

but at the same time, He loves His children

And sent His only Son to carry that burden

And take the punishment for our sin

If god exists hes a fucking asshole letting innocent people get murdered and raped

Anonymous

The Lord is just and therefore knows sin must be punished

Cult behavior 😭✌️

also

Oogway

Cult behavior 😭✌️

If someone kills someone

say god ISNT real

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

try me say one thing oogway that I cant disprove that u think u can prove about the word of THE ALMIGHYT GOD

Yesss Thank you lemme think

should they not be punished?

mal

say god ISNT real

what have i lost by choosing to live for him?

Anonymous

should they not be punished?

Ofc? But many dont get punished?

mal

what have i lost by choosing to live for him?

ive lost nothing and have gained so much

Oogway

Ofc? But many dont get punished?

They do

So my question is respectfully: How come a all loving and caring god lets innocent people die

The punishment for sin is death

Oogway

Ofc? But many dont get punished?

its called hell

Oogway

So my question is respectfully: How come a all loving and caring god lets innocent people die

I'm getting there

Anonymous

The punishment for sin is death

😭🙏 What are u yappin abt

https://vimeo.com/691174904?fl=pl&fe=sh

Watch this if you have time

But for the sake of conciseness

I'll explain it as best as I can

Oogway

Wdym sin

All the evil in the world

It was a result of mankind's ignorance

Against God, who created us

And therefore the world was cursed

And the sin must be judged accordingly

GOD salvation is given to us through the death and ressurection of Jesus Christ that anyone who turns to the only begotten son of Jesus shall not perish but have everlasting life John 3:16

And it's quite unfortunate that HUMANITY'S evil takes place so much

But it isn't God's fault

If we truly have free will, then God cannot simply intervene and fix all the problems

If everything were perfect, we would not have any standard to know what was actually good

Good cannot exist without the evil in the world

But God allows those who turn from evil to be saved from it

But suffering is necessary in the process to heal

And also as a byproduct of man's evil

Oogway

He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

respectfully, you dont rlly know anything abt me so you rlly have no clue what He's done for me in my life 🙏

God does not send rapists to childrens, thieves to houses, and murderers to families

Anonymous

God does not send rapists to childrens, thieves to houses, and murderers to families

it is the devil in their hearts

Humanity's natural tendency is to be evil

Unless taught properly, it is easy for some to descend into detrimental evil

Anonymous

God does not send rapists to childrens, thieves to houses, and murderers to families

If hea that awesome he wouldnt let that happen in the first place

Oogway

If hea that awesome he wouldnt let that happen in the first place

It's not about Him letting it happen

Why would he let that happen to innocent people

cus He gave us free will

mal

cus He gave us free will

😭✌️ Oh so he js be watching from above as a kid gets touched?

its a disgusting world because we let it become that way

mal

its a disgusting world because we let it become that way

Who is “WE”

humanity

"18I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. 19 For the creation waits in eager expectation for the children of God to be revealed. 20 For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope 21 that the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the freedom and glory of the children of God." Romans 8:18-21

Like I said, suffering is a necessity

Anonymous

"18I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. 19 For the creation waits in eager expectation for the children of God to be revealed. 20 For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope 21 that the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the freedom and glory of the children of God." Romans 8:18-21

Dawg you cant prove the existence of god with the bible

Its a endless circle

Let me ask u this oogway can u save everyone for troubles when we live in a world where everyone experience trails and pain

If there is no God, then who is "letting" the suffering happen?

Anonymous

Like I said, suffering is a necessity

Oh so children getting raped is alr for him cuz they will go to heaven?

Anonymous

If there is no God, then who is "letting" the suffering happen?

^

Oogway

Oh so children getting raped is alr for him cuz they will go to heaven?

and at the right time they will be punished , every man receives what he does and reaps

You appear to be angry at God

Not necessarily in disbelief

Yes bc he sucks if he exists

What does it change then?

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

and at the right time they will be punished , every man receives what he does and reaps

😭😭😭DAWG

idc if the men get punished that doesnt make the kids trauma ANY better

Oogway

idc if the men get punished that doesnt make the kids trauma ANY better

Absolutely not

It's a cruel world that we live in

And unfortunately that is by our own hand

hi, what’s happening

Are yall serious deadass rn

There's only one path to redemption from sin

what’s happening

Oogway

Truly wow

That video I sent is actually a very interesting dive into exactly what you're talking about

Thats a insane thing to say

Apollo

what’s happening

religious convo

I think you would find it worth watching

Anonymous

That video I sent is actually a very interesting dive into exactly what you're talking about

Ill watch it

Anonymous

I think you would find it worth watching

Can u send me the link again pls

At the very least to understand why we believe this way

mal

religious convo

k

https://vimeo.com/691174904?fl=pl&fe=sh

I hope it's informative lol

trust me there was a time that i was absolutely fucking PISSED at God for some of the things ive been through, but i eventually learned that His plan is above anything i can understand

He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

mal

He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

Like caterpillars

Oogway
Image

ok one sec i'll find it on youtube

mal

trust me there was a time that i was absolutely fucking PISSED at God for some of the things ive been through, but i eventually learned that His plan is above anything i can understand

It respectfully cant be his plan to let innocent people have strong trauma from abuse 🙏

mal

He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

it doesnt cancel out what happened or make what happened okay or even better, but it kinda makes you realize that bad things can be turned around

Anonymous

ok one sec i'll find it on youtube

Thanks dawg

https://www.joshuasporter.com/teaching

Oogway

It respectfully cant be his plan to let innocent people have strong trauma from abuse 🙏

He used my trauma to make me into a stronger, more understanding person

see if it shows up there

mal

He used my trauma to make me into a stronger, more understanding person

Ts is genuinely INSANE

It used to be on youtube but idk why it isn't anymore

It's called "Made to suffer"

Oogway

Ts is genuinely INSANE

its not insane for me tho because ive genuinely lived it and felt it

Oogway

Ts is genuinely INSANE

I will agree, yes, it is absolutely crazy by any normal standards

God is transcendent above human standards

Yep that link works thanks

Of course what he does can seem insane!

mal

its not insane for me tho because ive genuinely lived it and felt it

its like there were times i could physically feel him with me

Oogway

Yep that link works thanks

Np man, hope it helps!

Hey I gotta go to class rn but I'll be on later, see ya guys!

cyaaaa

enjoy classsss

"Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel" Isaiah 7:14

Aight guys ill watch scooby doo now see yall :)

cya and nice talk

i appreciate the genuine questions n stuff

yeah i like discussions like that

its fun cus it makes me think

idkkk

mal

its fun cus it makes me think

i also love when im given an opportunity to share what God's done in my life

cus He's done a hell of a lot for me

ahuhahuh its pretty great

apparently theres 7 ppl online

frfr

uhhhh idk

wyd

nooooo

SHADYS BACK

yall

so my bosses just sold where i work to another company right

so i needa reapply for the job

i got a voicemail like a week ago saying to text the person to set up an interview

and i just got another voicemail

GUYS I TYPED THE NUMBER IN WRONG

UM

mal

GUYS I TYPED THE NUMBER IN WRONG

OH NOOOO

okok time to email herrrrrr

cus i am NOT calling her

mal

cus i am NOT calling her

FR I HATE CALLING EMPLOYERS

OK I DID IT

I APOLOGIZED AND EXPLAINED THE NUMBER MISHAP

AND THEN TOLD HER MY AVAILABILITY

BTW I WROTE SOMETHING ON THE BUTTCRACK DOC

bro i saw her number pop up and got scared she was gonna be like "sorry mady but we gave someone else your position so you outta luck"

Anonymous

BTW I WROTE SOMETHING ON THE BUTTCRACK DOC

OOOOO OKOKOKOKOK

mal

OOOOO OKOKOKOKOK

I REPLIEDDDDDDD

i moved my desk chair next to my couch so my cat can sit with me and she loves it

cus whenever im in my room little miss feels the need to be within 5 feet of me

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

what cat u got

i have a tuxedo cat and a tabby cat

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SHES ADORABLE

shes such a mommys girl too

like anytime im in my room she is right there next to me

the vet told me when she was checking her heartbeat that anytime i even looked at her or said her name she started very subtly purring

I wish my parents didn't hate them :(

mal

the vet told me when she was checking her heartbeat that anytime i even looked at her or said her name she started very subtly purring

AWWWWWW

my mom hates my cats so theyre not allowed out of my room

well ollie isnt

my other cat is cus my mom likes her

She's racist against Ollie

Anonymous

AWWWWWW

AND WHEN I GOT HER SHE WAS A 4 MONTH OLD KITTEN AND THE NIGHT I BROUGHT HER HOME I WENT TO BED AND WOKE UP TO HER INSIDE MY LONG SLEEVE PJ SHIRT AND CURLED INTO MY ARMPIT LMAO

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

gtg bye

cyaaaa

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mal

AND WHEN I GOT HER SHE WAS A 4 MONTH OLD KITTEN AND THE NIGHT I BROUGHT HER HOME I WENT TO BED AND WOKE UP TO HER INSIDE MY LONG SLEEVE PJ SHIRT AND CURLED INTO MY ARMPIT LMAO

ALSO THAT'S ADORABLE

SHES SO SWEET

OLLIES THE BESTTT

she was itty bitty too she was only 4 pounds

My uncle used to have a fat little cat named Chowder that really liked me

mal

she was itty bitty too she was only 4 pounds

Awww

Anonymous

My uncle used to have a fat little cat named Chowder that really liked me

CHOWDER STOP THATS SO CUTE

AWWWWWW

HE USED TO SLEEP INSIDE THE BIG BASS DRUM ON MY UNCLE'S DRUM KIT

i used to have a cat named wendelina (i made it up cus i was like 5) and she hated everyone but me

like she wouldnt let anyone else touch her

Anonymous

HE USED TO SLEEP INSIDE THE BIG BASS DRUM ON MY UNCLE'S DRUM KIT

AWWWWWWWWWW MUSICAL KITTY

HE HAS A NEW CAT NAMED CHIKN THOUGH

AWWWWWWWW

i give all my pets human names lmao

i used to have a fish named jeffry

and a dog named kaz which is a polish name

MY SISTER HAD A FISH NAMED LIKE GARY OR SOMETHING LMAO

LMAO

my cat sasha is so funny

Our old dog was named Fionnlagh which is Scottish

anytime i play music or sing or anything she comes cus she has always loved music

Anonymous

Our old dog was named Fionnlagh which is Scottish

THATS AN AWESOME NAME

mal

anytime i play music or sing or anything she comes cus she has always loved music

CAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT

LIES

CATS ALSO THINK POOP IS YUMMY

I DONT TRUST THEIR DISCRETION

Anonymous

YOU ARE AMAZING.

TYTY

CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET

mal

TYTY

NO DON'T THANK ME I WANT YOU TO BELIEVEEEEEEE IT

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYYT

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Anonymous

KAPICHE?

quiche

I'll give you a shinyyyyy gold star if you believe you're amazing

ive never had it lmao

Anonymous

I'll give you a shinyyyyy gold star if you believe you're amazing

FINE

🤚

I, MADISON

AM VERY AMAZING

AND COOL

AND AWESOME

AMEN

YIPEEEEEEEE

GOOD NEWS

THE EMPLOYER LADY WAS NICE

Also I clipped this so you can never refute me anymore muahaha

BUT GUESS WHAT

I NEVER SAID I WAS BETTER THAN YOU

I'LL GET THERE EVENTUALLY

I'M JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

OKAY

NOT JUST THAT YOU ARE AMAZING

OKOKOKOKOKOKOK

YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE TOO THO

I DO KNOW HOW AMAZING I AM

WHICH IS LESS AMAZING THAN YOU

NOOOOO

YOU SO AMAZING

OKOK?

NO

OMFG

OMFG

I J HAD

THE MOST GENIUS IDEA

IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

FOR MY BOOK

IK EXACTLY HOW IMMA END IT

OMFG

IT'S GONNA BE SOOOOOO GOOD

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Also im gonna put my story back on quotev I just got pissed cause the formatting was fucking up

YIPPEEEEE

YAYAYAYYAYA

WANNA SEE THE CUTEST TEDDY BEAR EVER

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I LOVE IT TOO

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS LITTLE THING MY GRANDMA HAD CALLED THE BOO BOO BUNNY

AWWWWW

WHICH WAS LIKE A LITTLE BUNNY YOU COULD PUT A REUSABLE ICE CUBE IN

AWWWWWWWWWWW

ABOUT ADORABLE TEDDY BEARS

AND BUNNIES

see what

the teddy bear?

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HERE IT IS

mal protect your teddy bear

Anonymous

mal protect your teddy bear

i shall

AND THE BEST PART

HIS HOOD COMES OFF

ITS SO AMAZING

mal

HIS HOOD COMES OFF

beyond cute

stop the desk lady for where im applying to just said shed tell my employer im meeting w her tmrw and then said good luck

thats scary

why do i need luk

luck

am i not going to get hired?

SHE'S JUST REASSURING YOU

ive been working there for 3 years before it got bought

if i dont get hired imma die

i need this job i have a husband and 10 kids

jkjk

but i have a car

which is basically my kid

Philippians 4:6-7: "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus."

cus hes espensive as hell

his name is stanley

Anonymous

Philippians 4:6-7: "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus."

YIPPEEEEEE

mal

cus hes espensive as hell

dude ive been avoiding paying my car insurance to my parents this month

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my dad pays my insurance cus its more than i could realistically afford

but i NEED my own car

gdfrefg

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mal

my dad pays my insurance cus its more than i could realistically afford

Yeah my parents do that with my car payment but now that I brought it with me APPARENTLY I GOTTA PAY IT ALL

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