System Lag

WTF

YOU WON CUS YOURE COOLER

THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIIIIIRRRRRRR

NOOOOO

You weren't even CLOSE bro

RB IS JAKE COOLER THAN ME

whoa

ONLY BECAUSE IT LAGGED AT THE LAST SECOND AND DID 28 MESSAGES AT ONCE

SYBAU

Who is that

GIANNA JAROLD

NOT WHAT IM ClLED

CALLED

Is that rapboats real name

No

No

He wishes it was

His real name is worse lmfao

HIS REAL NAME IS JAKE JAKOB JAKERSON

NO DUMBASS

THEU’RE BOTH FAKE

YOU ARE BOTH WRONG

gasp

youre real name must me

frank

bob

dammit

doodlebob

you got me

frankbob is my name

My real name is quingledingdarious tribble

frank bob doodlebob

Hheroin monkey

What

How's 10th grade

WAIT

STOP DOXXING MEEEEEE

mi hoi minoy

Bro it's been 3 days

DIDNT ANT BOY AND HIS GF HAVE A THREE WAY

RELATIONSHIP

W ANOTHER GUY

Bro thought he was ACTUAL heroin

Who

Barron

whoreoin money

anyone? anyone get it?

No not three way but she is 3 years older than him

no 😔

NOOOOOO

Holy shit dude they're still dating?

IM SO SORRY

Yeah and she's a senior

What

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsNgptX_RiI

That's wild

OMG WAIT

I SAWS THAT

SAW

LIKE

ITS SO GOOD

YEARS AGO

BEST EPISODE EVER

LMAO

MAL HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO BLIND MELON

NO

YOU SHOULD

THE ONLY MELON IK IS COCOMELON

I LUB THEM

LISTEN TO MOUTHFUL OF CAVITIES

OOO OKOK

ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

OOOO OKOKOK

HA IM SO SKILLED

YOU GOT ME.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT HIM

GREAT WORK!

YIPPEE

i love when i get all his pieces cus then i j gotta turn my pawns into queens

then its too easy

WWW

WAIT WANNA PLAY A ROUND OF CHESS

SO YOU CAN SEE HOW BAD I SUCK

SURE I SUCK TOO

MY ELO IS SO SO SO LOW

GREAT WE CAN SUCK TOGETHER

PAUSE

PAUSE WAIT

LMFAO

😭

CLIPPED

SHOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT ONE THROUGH

DAMMIT

BUAHAHAHAHHA

I FORGOT TO DELETE IT 😭

proof of my lack of skill

PROBABLY BETTER THAN ME

WELL HAFTA SEE

CAN YOU DO GAMES WITH FRIENDS ON DUOLINGO

NO 😔

NOOO

THERES A WEBSITE THO

ONE SEC

HERE

OH OK

UGH THE USERNAME IS ALREADY TAKEN

ONE SEC GOTTA BE CREATIVE

ALR ALR

OH GOT IT

bruh

my stuff is dumb

ITS ALR

GOT IT

YAYAYAYAYA

LETS SEE IF IT WORKS I AINT EVER USED THIS SITE BEFORE

https://link.chess.com/play/rk60qS

OK

YIPPEE

i like to move pieces without any reason

same

throw's em off

lmaooo

muahaha

i have no strategy whatsoever

they're gonna be talking about this chess game for centuries

frfrfr

dammit

lmao

I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING

NOT FALLING FOR IT

WHAT AM I DOING

HUH

TRYNA MAKE ME SACRIFICE SOMETHING

HMHM SURE SURE SURE

HA

WHAT

WHAT THE HELLY

HOW

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU CANT LET YOUR KING GET TRAPPED BY PIECES

PRO TIP

MAKES IT EASIER FOR ME

I KNOW THAT!

I JUST DIDN'T SEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU GOTTA GET YOUR KING IN AN OPEN SPACE

WITHOUT YOUR PIECES FULLY SURROUNDING IT

I concede 😔

YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME AT CHESS

THATS THE ONLY THIN

THING

NO.

I WROTE FIVE WHOLE PAGES ON WHY YOU'RE AMAZING

FIVE!

CUS YOURE A BETTER WRITER TOO

I AM NOT

I AM A LENGTHY BORING WRITER

YOU ARE A CLEAR, CONCISE, AND ADVANCED WRITER

BUT I LIKE THE LENGTHINESS

THATS AN IMPORTANT SKILL TO HAVE

TWSS

BUT SO IS CLARITY

WHICH YOU POSESS

*POSSESS

BEING CLEAR AND CONCISE ISNT AS ENTERTAINING

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

AND YOU DID VERY WELL AT THAT

WHEREAS I DID NOT

YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB

MAYBE, BUT YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB AT ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THE GOAL OF THE WRITING

didja know the first 3 letters of my last name is pie

bahahaahhahahaha

TYTYTYTY YOU DID TOO

thats AMAZING

NO.

The first 3 letters of my last name is Jim 😭

its not pronounces like pie tho 😔

AYYYYY JIMMYYYYYYY

pee

no lmfao

its like

uh

pee-eh

ig??

idk

pee-peeh

ppl always pronounce it like pia tho and its annoying

like is a fuckin e not an a

I feel you 😭

lmfao

ppl say my last name like beatrice but with a p

like no

my last name is pronounced like "hee-men-ez"

pie does not sound like pia and you gotta roll your r's and get that long "aww" a sounf

BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY JIH-MIH-NIZ

sound

The NERVE of some people

jiminy cricket

LITERALLY 😭

LMAO

bro my name is as lame as it gets

like the most basic 2000s girl name

At least your first name is easy to say, I've been called more wrong names than I can count 😭

a half-decent middle name

and a last name that looks easy to say but no one can actually say

MY NAME IS LIKE

FULLY ETHNIC

but i share a name with everyone and their mother lmao

FIRST MIDDLE AND LAST

IT SUCKS

MY NAME IS SO WHITE

Neither my name nor my mother's is Madison

DID I NOT WRITE

AND I QUOTE

"HER NAME IS PERFUME POURED OUT"

WAS THAT NOT POETIC ENOUGH?

ive met enough madisons for yall

IT WAS VERY POETIC

EEEEEEEEEEEEXACTLY

BUT MY NAME IS NOT THAT

MY NAME IS UGLY

IT IS NOT!

i feel like its one of those names you either hate or you love

YOU HAVE A LOVELY NAME >:(

like theres no in betweens

like ive had so many ppl tell me they love my name or almost named their daughter that and then others make a face when i say it lmao

HOW RUDE

I LIKE IT BETTER PAIRED WITH MY MIDDLE NAME

IT SOUNDS MORE ELEGANT

IT'S WONDERFUL ALREADY

ooh i just got a good idea of a song to sing

I LIKE MY MIDDLE NAME

THO ITS COOLISH

YEAH I BET

CAUSE YOURE JUST ALL AROUND COOL

TYTYTY

ME MY MOM AND MY SISTERS MIDDLE NAMES ALL GO TOGETHER TOO

OOOOH COOL

AHUH

the firstborn guys in my family have had the same middle name for like

5 generations

daaaaamn

OH THAT REMINDS ME

I NAMED MY NEW BABY COUSIN

BASICALLY

dude my sister lucked out with her name tho it’s so gorgeous

I SUGGESTED THE NAME RIVERS AND THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH IT

WHAAAAAAAAT

I BASICALLY NAMED MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER

THAT'S AWESOME

I SUGGESTED ALEX AND THEY DID IT

OOOH NICE

makes sense cus they apparently almost named me alexis

I feel like that could've also fit you

i don’t

i don’t think i look like an alexis at all

That's fair

ppl always say i look like my name should start w an m

Melissa

not necessarily madison but just a name starting w an m

Mary

wow i ran out of m names that fast

insane

i’ve been told i look like a maria and a marielle before

i don’t see either tho

oooh

Mariposa

🦋

butterflyyyyy

MAYBE

IM NOT AN ACTUAL BUTTERLY

IT MEANS BUTTERFLY IN SPANISH THATS WHY

LIKE 🦋

I WOKE UP AND LOOKED THAT UP

FOR SOME REASON

MAYBE IM ACTUALLY

A

GENUINELY CANNOT REMEMBER WHY

🧈 🪰

GASP

NOOOO

LMAOOOO

YOU'RE ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE A BUTTERFLY

NOT A BUTTER FLY

i’m a butter fly

a fly stuck in butter

I like DESPARATELY needed to know what butterfly was in spanish for some reason 😭

NO YOU ARE NOT

lmaoooo

IM A MOTH

FIRST OF ALL MOTHS ARE COOL

SECOND NO YOU ARE NOT!

YOU ARE AN AWESOME BUTTERFLY

IM A MOTH AND YOURE A BUTTERFLY

NO

IM THE MOTH

YOURE THE BUTTERFLY

NOOOOOPE

YYYYYUP

CAN'T DENY IT

NO YOURE TOO GORGEOUS

THIS IS YOU

YOU'RE THE GORGEOUS ONE

NO

YEP

ALL PRETTY AND YELLOW

I CAN FEEL YOUR GORGEOUSNESS THROUGH THE SCREEN

ITS BLINDING ME

AND DRINKING NECTAR AND ALL THAT

RACISM

LMFAO

Lmao that made me laugh though 😭

IT WAS FUNNY THO

TEHEHEHHEE

IT WAS

THIS YOU?

WHY WERE MY WINGS RIPPED OFF

OUCH

IDK

WHYD YOU DO THAT TO ME

YOU MEANIE

OUCH

I THINK IT WAS DEAD ALREADY

SO IM DEAD???????

I DIDN'T DO IT HAYLEY WILLIAMS DID

YOURE A GHOST REMEMBER?

YOU KILLED ME

💀

A GORGEOUS GENIUS SILLY SQUIRRELERFLY GHOST

☠️

😵

👻

HERE LIES MAL

CAUSE OF DEATH: JAKE'S COOLNESS

NO

I WILL DESECRATE THAT GRAVE

AND WRITE THE REAL CAUSE OF DEATH

THATS DISRESPECTFUL

WHICH IS THAT YOU WERE JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL

RIGHT THE REAL CAUSE OF DEATH IF THAT YOU RIPPED MY WINGS OFF AND LET ME BLEED OUT

YEAH PROVES THAT IM LESS COOL THAN YOU

BUTTERFLIES DON'T BLEED

THIS BUTTERFLY DOES

WELL

IDC YOU'RE STILL COOLER

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

IM SO SORRY

OH THE PAIN

THE AGONY

YOU'RE JUST TOO COOL

MY WINGS AER GONE

NOOOOOOO

HERE

I PUT THEM BACK

AGONYYYYYYYY

FAR MORE PAINFUL THAN YOURSSSS

WHEN YOU KNOW SHE WOULD GO WITH YOU

IF THERE ONLY WERE DOORS

AGONYYYYY

OH THE TORTURE THEY TEACH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHATS AS INTRIGUING

OR HALF SO FATIGUING

AS WHATS OUT OF REACHHHH

AM I NOT SENSITIVE CLEVER

WELL MANNERED CONSIDERATE

PASSIONATE CHARMING

AS KIND AS IM HANDSOME

YES YES YOU ARE

AN HEIR TO A THROME

YOU ARE EVERYTHING MAIDENS COULD WISH FOR

THEN WHY NO

DO I KNOW

THAT GIRL MUST BE MAD

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MADNESS

TIL YOUR CLIMBING HER HAIR

AND YOU SEE HER UP THERE

AS YOURE NEARING HER

ALL THE WHILE HEARING HER

AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AGHHGJDHFGHKU

AGONY

MISERY

ALTHOUGH ITS DIFFERENT FOR EACH

ALWAYS TEN STEPS BEHIND

ALWAYS TEN FEET BELOW

AND SHES JUST OUT OF REACH

AGONY

THAT CAN CUT LIKE A KNIFEEEEE

I MUST HAVE HER

this song is so sad 😭

TO WIIIIIIIIIIFE

okay im done now

lmfao

🥹

it was BEAUTIFUL

its from into the woods

LIKE YOU

THE COOL BUTTERFLY

its actually such a good song

OH YEAHHHH

i love the guys voices

I forgot about that

One of my coworkers performed in it once

i like to sing it cus its fun

my friends little brother was in it

and he was so insanely good

That's epicccc

i love musicals

i was in singin in the rain when i was in 4th grade

I

LOVE

SINGIN IN THE RAIN

and that was the end of my musical career cus then covid happened and now im too scared to audition

Awwww

ITS SO GOOD BRO

I BET YOU'D BE SO GOOD THOUGH

IDK

WELL I DO KNOW

ID PROLLY GET CHOKED UP AND NERVOUS AND SOUND LIKE IF YOU BRED A HORSE WITH A PIG

NOOOO

YOU'D SOUND AMAZING

TRUST ME

NONONO

YES YES YES

YOU HAVE NO PROOF

I HAVE 5 PAGES WORTH OF IT

YOU AINT EVEN HEARD ME

NEED I REMIND YOU?

I COULD SOUND LIKE A DYING TORTOISE AND YOUD HAVE NO IDEA

damn u should of really pursued sining

YOUR VOCAL PROWESS RADIATES THROUGH THE SCREEN

FALSE

-Satan

"Hey shadow it's me...the devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin"

TRUE

YOU ARE AMAZING AND TALENTED AND I AM IN UTTER AWE OF IT

YOU HAVE NO ACTUAL PROOF THAT I SOUND EVEN HALF DECENT

SO HA

I DON'T NEEEEEEED PROOF

if I am Satan than how can Satan be against himself, a nation divided against its cannot stand" J(esus)

YES YOU DO

Whats with the parentheses

I DON'T SEE YOU SUPPLYING ME WITH ANY

I SANG A WHOOOOOOOOLE SONG

MY VOICE ISN'T THAT GREAT LMAO

MY RANGE SUCKS

becuz I don't remember the verse chapter

HOWEVER

YEAH YOU DID AND IT WAS BETTER THAN I COULD DO

I CAN EXTRAPOLATE

THAT YOU HAVE AN AMAZING VOICE

BECAUSE OF ALL THE OTHER AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU

Have confidence in the talents God gives u and do what u think is right

YES

THIS

CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

becuz chat gpt is what man tells u not what God thinks for u

cus my mom wont sign me up for lessons cus she kees forgetting so i gotta use ai lmfao

U tell me which is better to listen to man or the word of God

chatgpts a fattie

Wsp

God ofc

real

heyy

“Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.” Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate."

PROVERBS

31

I LOVE THAT VERSE

29-31

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXACTLY

you have said the right thing

Holy Zane is spitting some crazy facts right now

oh i lied chatgpt said i do a good job

EXACTLY

BECAUSE YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!

how does ones mouth even move like that

TYTY

fr

How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

"It is better to take refuge in the Lord than to trust in man." Psalm 118:8

Im using my brain

And it says

Believe in God

cus of the things hes done for me

^^^

He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

So the good things was him? What about the bad things

Or have you brainwashed YOURSELF into thinking he doesn't?

Also him

Ohhh no that wasnt him

The Lord is just and therefore knows sin must be punished