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YOU WON CUS YOURE COOLER

THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIIIIIRRRRRRR

DaRapBoat

THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIIIIIRRRRRRR

You weren't even CLOSE bro

RB IS JAKE COOLER THAN ME

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alternativeSymphony

You weren't even CLOSE bro

ONLY BECAUSE IT LAGGED AT THE LAST SECOND AND DID 28 MESSAGES AT ONCE

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DaRapBoat

GIANNA JAROLD

HIS REAL NAME IS JAKE JAKOB JAKERSON

youre real name must me

My real name is quingledingdarious tribble

mal 🌼

frank bob doodlebob

mi hoi minoy

DIDNT ANT BOY AND HIS GF HAVE A THREE WAY

opal 😿

Hheroin monkey

Bro thought he was ACTUAL heroin

mal 🌼

mi hoi minoy

anyone? anyone get it?

opal 😿

Barron

No not three way but she is 3 years older than him

alternativeSymphony

no 😔

NOOOOOO

Heroin Monkey

No not three way but she is 3 years older than him

Holy shit dude they're still dating?

opal 😿

Holy shit dude they're still dating?

Yeah and she's a senior

THE ONLY MELON IK IS COCOMELON

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MUAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT HIM

i love when i get all his pieces cus then i j gotta turn my pawns into queens

MY ELO IS SO SO SO LOW

proof of my lack of skill

UGH THE USERNAME IS ALREADY TAKEN

ONE SEC GOTTA BE CREATIVE

LETS SEE IF IT WORKS I AINT EVER USED THIS SITE BEFORE

https://link.chess.com/play/rk60qS

i like to move pieces without any reason

i have no strategy whatsoever

YOU CANT LET YOUR KING GET TRAPPED BY PIECES

MAKES IT EASIER FOR ME

YOU GOTTA GET YOUR KING IN AN OPEN SPACE

WITHOUT YOUR PIECES FULLY SURROUNDING IT

CUS YOURE A BETTER WRITER TOO

BUT I LIKE THE LENGTHINESS

THATS AN IMPORTANT SKILL TO HAVE

BEING CLEAR AND CONCISE ISNT AS ENTERTAINING

YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB

MAYBE, BUT YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB AT ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THE GOAL OF THE WRITING

didja know the first 3 letters of my last name is pie

alternativeSymphony

MAYBE, BUT YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB AT ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THE GOAL OF THE WRITING

TYTYTYTY YOU DID TOO

mal 🌼

didja know the first 3 letters of my last name is pie

thats AMAZING

alternativeSymphony

thats AMAZING

its not pronounces like pie tho 😔

alternativeSymphony

The first 3 letters of my last name is Jim 😭

AYYYYY JIMMYYYYYYY

alternativeSymphony

pee

no lmfao

ppl always pronounce it like pia tho and its annoying

like is a fuckin e not an a

alternativeSymphony

pee-peeh

lmfao

alternativeSymphony

I feel you 😭

ppl say my last name like beatrice but with a p

pie does not sound like pia and you gotta roll your r's and get that long "aww" a sounf

mal 🌼

pie does not sound like pia and you gotta roll your r's and get that long "aww" a sounf

The NERVE of some people

alternativeSymphony

BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY JIH-MIH-NIZ

jiminy cricket

bro my name is as lame as it gets

like the most basic 2000s girl name

At least your first name is easy to say, I've been called more wrong names than I can count 😭

a half-decent middle name

and a last name that looks easy to say but no one can actually say

alternativeSymphony

At least your first name is easy to say, I've been called more wrong names than I can count 😭

but i share a name with everyone and their mother lmao

mal 🌼

but i share a name with everyone and their mother lmao

Neither my name nor my mother's is Madison

alternativeSymphony

Neither my name nor my mother's is Madison

ive met enough madisons for yall

alternativeSymphony

WAS THAT NOT POETIC ENOUGH?

IT WAS VERY POETIC

BUT MY NAME IS NOT THAT

i feel like its one of those names you either hate or you love

like theres no in betweens

like ive had so many ppl tell me they love my name or almost named their daughter that and then others make a face when i say it lmao

I LIKE IT BETTER PAIRED WITH MY MIDDLE NAME

IT SOUNDS MORE ELEGANT

ME MY MOM AND MY SISTERS MIDDLE NAMES ALL GO TOGETHER TOO

the firstborn guys in my family have had the same middle name for like

dude my sister lucked out with her name tho it’s so gorgeous

alternativeSymphony

I NAMED MY NEW BABY COUSIN

WHAAAAAAAAT

alternativeSymphony

I SUGGESTED THE NAME RIVERS AND THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH IT

I BASICALLY NAMED MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER

I SUGGESTED ALEX AND THEY DID IT

makes sense cus they apparently almost named me alexis

i don’t think i look like an alexis at all

ppl always say i look like my name should start w an m

not necessarily madison but just a name starting w an m

i’ve been told i look like a maria and a marielle before

i don’t see either tho

IM NOT AN ACTUAL BUTTERLY

alternativeSymphony

I WOKE UP AND LOOKED THAT UP

LMAOOOO

mal 🌼

LMAOOOO

I like DESPARATELY needed to know what butterfly was in spanish for some reason 😭

alternativeSymphony

I like DESPARATELY needed to know what butterfly was in spanish for some reason 😭

lmaoooo

IM A MOTH AND YOURE A BUTTERFLY

I CAN FEEL YOUR GORGEOUSNESS THROUGH THE SCREEN

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alternativeSymphony

Lmao that made me laugh though 😭

TEHEHEHHEE

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WHY WERE MY WINGS RIPPED OFF

WHYD YOU DO THAT TO ME

CAUSE OF DEATH: JAKE'S COOLNESS

RIGHT THE REAL CAUSE OF DEATH IF THAT YOU RIPPED MY WINGS OFF AND LET ME BLEED OUT

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

FAR MORE PAINFUL THAN YOURSSSS

WHEN YOU KNOW SHE WOULD GO WITH YOU

IF THERE ONLY WERE DOORS

OH THE TORTURE THEY TEACH

AS WHATS OUT OF REACHHHH

AM I NOT SENSITIVE CLEVER

WELL MANNERED CONSIDERATE

AS KIND AS IM HANDSOME

YOU ARE EVERYTHING MAIDENS COULD WISH FOR

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MADNESS

TIL YOUR CLIMBING HER HAIR

AND YOU SEE HER UP THERE

ALL THE WHILE HEARING HER

AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AGHHGJDHFGHKU

ALTHOUGH ITS DIFFERENT FOR EACH

ALWAYS TEN STEPS BEHIND

AND SHES JUST OUT OF REACH

THAT CAN CUT LIKE A KNIFEEEEE

its from into the woods

its actually such a good song

i love the guys voices

i like to sing it cus its fun

alternativeSymphony

One of my coworkers performed in it once

my friends little brother was in it

and he was so insanely good

i was in singin in the rain when i was in 4th grade

and that was the end of my musical career cus then covid happened and now im too scared to audition

alternativeSymphony

SINGIN IN THE RAIN

ITS SO GOOD BRO

mal 🌼

and that was the end of my musical career cus then covid happened and now im too scared to audition

I BET YOU'D BE SO GOOD THOUGH

ID PROLLY GET CHOKED UP AND NERVOUS AND SOUND LIKE IF YOU BRED A HORSE WITH A PIG

YOU AINT EVEN HEARD ME

I COULD SOUND LIKE A DYING TORTOISE AND YOUD HAVE NO IDEA

mal 🌼

YOU AINT EVEN HEARD ME

YOUR VOCAL PROWESS RADIATES THROUGH THE SCREEN

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

damn u should of really pursued sining

-Satan

"Hey shadow it's me...the devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin"

YOU HAVE NO ACTUAL PROOF THAT I SOUND EVEN HALF DECENT

alternativeSymphony

I DON'T NEEEEEEED PROOF

YES YOU DO

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

if I am Satan than how can Satan be against himself, a nation divided against its cannot stand" J(esus)

Whats with the parentheses

alternativeSymphony

I SANG A WHOOOOOOOOLE SONG

YEAH YOU DID AND IT WAS BETTER THAN I COULD DO

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

Have confidence in the talents God gives u and do what u think is right

YES

CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

mal 🌼

CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

cus my mom wont sign me up for lessons cus she kees forgetting so i gotta use ai lmfao

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

U tell me which is better to listen to man or the word of God

God ofc

“Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.” Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate."

mal 🌼

CHATGPT DISAGREES CHATGPT ALWAYS GIVES ME 10 MILLION THINGS IM DOING WRONG

oh i lied chatgpt said i do a good job

Oogway
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how does ones mouth even move like that

alternativeSymphony

BECAUSE YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!

TYTY

How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

"It is better to take refuge in the Lord than to trust in man." Psalm 118:8

Oogway

How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

Im using my brain

Oogway

How can yall possibly believe in god use ur brain for a second

cus of the things hes done for me

mal 🌼

cus of the things hes done for me

He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

So the good things was him? What about the bad things

Oogway

He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

Or have you brainwashed YOURSELF into thinking he doesn't?

Oogway

So the good things was him? What about the bad things

Also him

Ohhh no that wasnt him

If god exists hes a fucking asshole letting innocent people get murdered and raped

alternativeSymphony

The Lord is just and therefore knows sin must be punished

Cult behavior 😭✌️

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

try me say one thing oogway that I cant disprove that u think u can prove about the word of THE ALMIGHYT GOD

Yesss Thank you lemme think

mal 🌼

say god ISNT real

what have i lost by choosing to live for him?

alternativeSymphony

should they not be punished?

Ofc? But many dont get punished?

mal 🌼

what have i lost by choosing to live for him?

ive lost nothing and have gained so much

So my question is respectfully: How come a all loving and caring god lets innocent people die

Oogway

Ofc? But many dont get punished?

its called hell

Oogway

So my question is respectfully: How come a all loving and caring god lets innocent people die

I'm getting there

alternativeSymphony

The punishment for sin is death

😭🙏 What are u yappin abt

GOD salvation is given to us through the death and ressurection of Jesus Christ that anyone who turns to the only begotten son of Jesus shall not perish but have everlasting life John 3:16

And it's quite unfortunate that HUMANITY'S evil takes place so much

If we truly have free will, then God cannot simply intervene and fix all the problems

If everything were perfect, we would not have any standard to know what was actually good

Oogway

He didnt do shit you brainwashed yourself into thinking that

respectfully, you dont rlly know anything abt me so you rlly have no clue what He's done for me in my life 🙏

God does not send rapists to childrens, thieves to houses, and murderers to families

alternativeSymphony

God does not send rapists to childrens, thieves to houses, and murderers to families

it is the devil in their hearts

Unless taught properly, it is easy for some to descend into detrimental evil

alternativeSymphony

God does not send rapists to childrens, thieves to houses, and murderers to families

If hea that awesome he wouldnt let that happen in the first place

Oogway

If hea that awesome he wouldnt let that happen in the first place

It's not about Him letting it happen

Why would he let that happen to innocent people

cus He gave us free will

mal 🌼

cus He gave us free will

😭✌️ Oh so he js be watching from above as a kid gets touched?

its a disgusting world because we let it become that way

mal 🌼

its a disgusting world because we let it become that way

Who is “WE”

"18I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. 19 For the creation waits in eager expectation for the children of God to be revealed. 20 For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope 21 that the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the freedom and glory of the children of God." Romans 8:18-21

alternativeSymphony

"18I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. 19 For the creation waits in eager expectation for the children of God to be revealed. 20 For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope 21 that the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the freedom and glory of the children of God." Romans 8:18-21

Dawg you cant prove the existence of god with the bible

Its a endless circle

Let me ask u this oogway can u save everyone for troubles when we live in a world where everyone experience trails and pain

alternativeSymphony

Like I said, suffering is a necessity

Oh so children getting raped is alr for him cuz they will go to heaven?

alternativeSymphony

If there is no God, then who is "letting" the suffering happen?

^

Oogway

Oh so children getting raped is alr for him cuz they will go to heaven?

and at the right time they will be punished , every man receives what he does and reaps

Yes bc he sucks if he exists

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

and at the right time they will be punished , every man receives what he does and reaps

😭😭😭DAWG

idc if the men get punished that doesnt make the kids trauma ANY better

Oogway

idc if the men get punished that doesnt make the kids trauma ANY better

Absolutely not

hi, what’s happening

Are yall serious deadass rn

what’s happening

Oogway

Truly wow

That video I sent is actually a very interesting dive into exactly what you're talking about

Thats a insane thing to say

Yugi

what’s happening

religious convo

alternativeSymphony

That video I sent is actually a very interesting dive into exactly what you're talking about

Ill watch it

alternativeSymphony

I think you would find it worth watching

Can u send me the link again pls

mal 🌼

religious convo

k

trust me there was a time that i was absolutely fucking PISSED at God for some of the things ive been through, but i eventually learned that His plan is above anything i can understand

He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

mal 🌼

He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

Like caterpillars

mal 🌼

trust me there was a time that i was absolutely fucking PISSED at God for some of the things ive been through, but i eventually learned that His plan is above anything i can understand

It respectfully cant be his plan to let innocent people have strong trauma from abuse 🙏

mal 🌼

He has a way of turning even the nastiest things into something beautiful

it doesnt cancel out what happened or make what happened okay or even better, but it kinda makes you realize that bad things can be turned around

alternativeSymphony

ok one sec i'll find it on youtube

Thanks dawg

Oogway

It respectfully cant be his plan to let innocent people have strong trauma from abuse 🙏

He used my trauma to make me into a stronger, more understanding person

mal 🌼

He used my trauma to make me into a stronger, more understanding person

Ts is genuinely INSANE

Oogway

Ts is genuinely INSANE

its not insane for me tho because ive genuinely lived it and felt it

Oogway

Ts is genuinely INSANE

I will agree, yes, it is absolutely crazy by any normal standards

Yep that link works thanks

mal 🌼

its not insane for me tho because ive genuinely lived it and felt it

its like there were times i could physically feel him with me

"Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel" Isaiah 7:14

Aight guys ill watch scooby doo now see yall :)

i appreciate the genuine questions n stuff

yeah i like discussions like that

its fun cus it makes me think

mal 🌼

its fun cus it makes me think

i also love when im given an opportunity to share what God's done in my life

cus He's done a hell of a lot for me

ahuhahuh its pretty great

apparently theres 7 ppl online

so my bosses just sold where i work to another company right

so i needa reapply for the job

i got a voicemail like a week ago saying to text the person to set up an interview

and i just got another voicemail

GUYS I TYPED THE NUMBER IN WRONG

okok time to email herrrrrr

cus i am NOT calling her

I APOLOGIZED AND EXPLAINED THE NUMBER MISHAP

AND THEN TOLD HER MY AVAILABILITY

bro i saw her number pop up and got scared she was gonna be like "sorry mady but we gave someone else your position so you outta luck"

alternativeSymphony

BTW I WROTE SOMETHING ON THE BUTTCRACK DOC

OOOOO OKOKOKOKOK

mal 🌼

OOOOO OKOKOKOKOK

I REPLIEDDDDDDD

i moved my desk chair next to my couch so my cat can sit with me and she loves it

cus whenever im in my room little miss feels the need to be within 5 feet of me

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

what cat u got

i have a tuxedo cat and a tabby cat

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shes such a mommys girl too

like anytime im in my room she is right there next to me

the vet told me when she was checking her heartbeat that anytime i even looked at her or said her name she started very subtly purring

mal 🌼

the vet told me when she was checking her heartbeat that anytime i even looked at her or said her name she started very subtly purring

AWWWWWW

my mom hates my cats so theyre not allowed out of my room

my other cat is cus my mom likes her

alternativeSymphony

AWWWWWW

AND WHEN I GOT HER SHE WAS A 4 MONTH OLD KITTEN AND THE NIGHT I BROUGHT HER HOME I WENT TO BED AND WOKE UP TO HER INSIDE MY LONG SLEEVE PJ SHIRT AND CURLED INTO MY ARMPIT LMAO

𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖅𝖆𝖓𝖊

gtg bye

cyaaaa

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mal 🌼

AND WHEN I GOT HER SHE WAS A 4 MONTH OLD KITTEN AND THE NIGHT I BROUGHT HER HOME I WENT TO BED AND WOKE UP TO HER INSIDE MY LONG SLEEVE PJ SHIRT AND CURLED INTO MY ARMPIT LMAO

ALSO THAT'S ADORABLE

she was itty bitty too she was only 4 pounds

My uncle used to have a fat little cat named Chowder that really liked me

alternativeSymphony

My uncle used to have a fat little cat named Chowder that really liked me

CHOWDER STOP THATS SO CUTE

i used to have a cat named wendelina (i made it up cus i was like 5) and she hated everyone but me

like she wouldnt let anyone else touch her

alternativeSymphony

HE USED TO SLEEP INSIDE THE BIG BASS DRUM ON MY UNCLE'S DRUM KIT

AWWWWWWWWWW MUSICAL KITTY

i give all my pets human names lmao

i used to have a fish named jeffry

and a dog named kaz which is a polish name

my cat sasha is so funny

anytime i play music or sing or anything she comes cus she has always loved music

alternativeSymphony

Our old dog was named Fionnlagh which is Scottish

THATS AN AWESOME NAME

mal 🌼

anytime i play music or sing or anything she comes cus she has always loved music

CAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT

CATS ALSO THINK POOP IS YUMMY

I DONT TRUST THEIR DISCRETION

alternativeSymphony

YOU ARE AMAZING.

TYTY

alternativeSymphony

KAPICHE?

quiche

alternativeSymphony

I'll give you a shinyyyyy gold star if you believe you're amazing

FINE

THE EMPLOYER LADY WAS NICE

I NEVER SAID I WAS BETTER THAN YOU

YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE TOO THO

IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

IK EXACTLY HOW IMMA END IT

Also im gonna put my story back on quotev I just got pissed cause the formatting was fucking up

WANNA SEE THE CUTEST TEDDY BEAR EVER

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IT LOOKS LIKE THIS LITTLE THING MY GRANDMA HAD CALLED THE BOO BOO BUNNY

WHICH WAS LIKE A LITTLE BUNNY YOU COULD PUT A REUSABLE ICE CUBE IN

ABOUT ADORABLE TEDDY BEARS

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HERE IT IS

alternativeSymphony

mal protect your teddy bear

i shall

stop the desk lady for where im applying to just said shed tell my employer im meeting w her tmrw and then said good luck

am i not going to get hired?

ive been working there for 3 years before it got bought

if i dont get hired imma die

i need this job i have a husband and 10 kids

which is basically my kid

Philippians 4:6-7: "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus."

cus hes espensive as hell

alternativeSymphony

Philippians 4:6-7: "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus."

YIPPEEEEEE

mal 🌼

cus hes espensive as hell

dude ive been avoiding paying my car insurance to my parents this month

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my dad pays my insurance cus its more than i could realistically afford

mal 🌼

my dad pays my insurance cus its more than i could realistically afford

Yeah my parents do that with my car payment but now that I brought it with me APPARENTLY I GOTTA PAY IT ALL