Starting a Conversation

yes

Nvm

damn that’s crazy

Where tf is everyone

probably at school

No shit Sherlock

the fallen ones shall return soon

Aaaay Jake

sup Wade

Sup, u in class too?

no school is gay and I haven't been since the 17th

you asked

how was the hospital? are you ok?

eh it was alright, they basically said I'm really fucking sick and it might last a while

maybe im just being a pussy

Dude that’s awesome

Damn dude

i’m sorry

its not awesome when you keep missing the AP class you have an F in :/

i hope you feet better

feel

Oh shit that’s not good

oh i’m taking comp rn

if you wanna read and annotate an entire big ass book from the 1800s by last week you're more than welcome to

What language?

what unit are you on

Ooh ok

nvm

sorry I should've specified

ELA is easy

it’s fine

wade

yeah we just write a lot of essays and shit

we can help

Sup Scootet

hi

show us an example

Scooter*

Relatable. I’m in honors ELa

so what happing?

i’m in honors II i think we got this

jake

Just chatting

You’re a grade below us

oh

so?

balls

That means we’re 2 grades ahead of you

Sack

i have 3 e's i think

not in math, obviously

🥲

in yo jaws

We’re talking about ELA dipshit

and i’d bet i’m smarter at other stuff too

gee i never could’ve guessed

jake show us

i hate school

and mine in math is an example

Hello ig

We never brought up intelligence

so how r u going

then what’s your point?

Wsg

Pretty good, hbu?

i’m two grades behind but in a higher ela

bored

You’re stupid

show you what, my assignments?

idek what im doing

sure yeay

yeah

I sleep in this class too much

Idk

Based

yes

That literally still makes you behind, are you slow?

i wanna see if i could help

i’m in a higher ela

Lmao

You’re stupid. We are a grade ahead AND in a higher ELA

You’re learning what we did like 2 years ago

me in roblox

no you aren’t

what ela are you in?

jake is

but i’m technically higher than you

Are we still doing the thing with Amy?

STEP 1: Identify an author's purpose for The Scarlet Letter (write this purpose at the TOP of your paper, BEFORE you start your paragraph) STEP 2: You must find an example of a rhetorical device from anywhere in the novel that supports that purpose. You may choose from imagery, metaphor, simile, diction, personification, allusion, symbol. STEP 3: You will write a paragraph using your “Connecting Rhetorical Choice to Meaning” packet. A PowerPoint of the information and templates is also included here: Connecting Rhetorical Choice to Meaning.pptx You will have 20 minutes to complete this quiz. I WILL BE PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION TO HOW YOU CLOSE OUT YOUR PARAGRAPH AND CONNECT YOUR ANALYSIS BACK TO THE AUTHOR'S PURPOSE YOU IDENTIFIED AT THE TOP OF YOUR ENTRY.

in other words, write an essay

pretty gay

the scarlet letter is a good book

That sounds easy enough

You are stupid

yeah but im a lazy sack of shit and I didn't read the book

have you read it

oh

Relatable, just skim it

i hate it its so bland and uninteresting

use sparknotes

I can't cause i have to annotate the whole fucking thing

I hate when the passages are boring, just skim it

I hate annotations

annotations are fuh

n

I don't care about this random whore's drama like why tf do I have to read all this

I love that meme, only post it once tho or else you turn into Amy

not my fault she's been fucking other dudes

Because you have to pass schoolm

💀

Exactly

I’d read your book for you, but I have my own shit to do yk?

annotating isn’t that bad

good mornign

I hate it

Mornin Flappy!

well i’ve already read it

Samesies

and i have a limited time to do it

and im on like chapter 3

GOOD MORNING

When’s the due date ?

use sparknotes

last week

Out of what

out of like 20 something

Aaaay you’re just like me!

gtg

stop knowing everythinggggggg

Cya Scooter!

bye guy's

why do you

remember

amy what's the point of the book I don't even know what I'm reading

i like that book

it’s pretty good

Waaaait, Jake is it an assessment or a coursework?

hold up we’re watching a video

i’ll brb

all i know is some dumb chick fucked a dude she wasn't married to and then shit gets weird ig and they make it all dramatic

sooooooooooooo laaaaaaaaaaaaame 🤮

K I’ll try and give u a summary, what’s it called?

also hi flappy

she printed out the sparknotes for us

https://www.sparknotes.com/lit/scarlet/summary/

i just need to force myself to read the fucking book

a little more than that

man i hate old literature

You got this, I believe in you

^^^

I read The Invisible Man, it wasn’t bad, and I liked it, just lots of old words

it gets interesting

Yes

INLOVE THAT BOOK

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i wanna go back to reading the hungry hungry caterpillar

take it piece by piece

Same

have any of you guys read tkam

have you guys read to kill a mockingbird

Well Jake guess the only thing you can do it read the shit

im pretty sure my mom made me read it when i was like 10 but ion remember

lord of the flies is the only book I enjoyed reading and that's just cause I thought the movie was cool

i watched the movie once when i was little

I started it, but didn’t finish it

want me to spoil the ending

mwahahahaha

it’s such a good book

Piggy dies

I LOVE THAT BOOK

samee

yeah pretty much

YOU GUYS

Lol it’s dark

all i remember basically is they use some kids glasses to start a fire

thats it

😭

i’m definitely taking ap lit

Looks like something Amy would send

fr

i need to figure out what im gonna do with my life

I like some classes but I’m a lazy procrastinator

Twins

samesies

wade are we the same person

Probably

gonna go chop off my dick and find out

I’ll do the same but to my head

thats an even better idea!

If we can put each other heads on each others bodies, then we’re right

jake you should read tkam

it’s really good

all i remember

Hello, I am new

is that it had NOTHING to do with mockingbirds

sup

das cwazy

YES IT DID

and there was a court or smn

BRO

Jake let’s just time travel back to the French Revolution and throw ourselves through the Guillotine

I WANTED TO SEE BIRDS OKAY

HUSH

hello everybody

Wolf of Wall Street didn’t have a wolf….

exactly

these AUTHORS

that was great

need to stop LYING

it's a dope movie

Did Lord of the Flies have flies?

yes

it did

At least Scythe had Sycthes

I’m watching GI Joe Retaliation in my ELA class instead of doing work…what’s wrong with me?

idk

thats dope though

It’s a dope movie

just make sure you get everything done at some point

Yep! I always do! Eventually, most of the time. Occasionally.

flappy you still here?

yea

Jake get the squirrel pics..

i literally wait until like the last two days LNFAO

so whatchu doing

i hate school

its seven in thw morning chill the fuck down

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I wait till the next week..

You’ll be fine, like 2 more years

wah

Party*

life is scary ion wanna do that shit

how tf do I pay taxes or make a doctors appointment

Ikr

How tf do I have se-

my siblings are in college and dude whenever they come back for break they sound so stressed its like damnn

im sure theres a wikihow article somewhere dw wikihow got you covered

College bragging: “This just in….I slept last night! 8. Full. Hours.”

I’ll just use a YouTube tutorial

lmao

yo wade

Wsg Trenton

Oh shit

my room is socold

send help

Oh no.

who killed chat

you did

jk jk

Ikr? It just died

i kinda want breakfast

but my throat hurts

Drink OJ

cough drops and blood of the homeless should help your sore throat

good idea

I know

I know everything so I would obviously know how to clear a sore throat

ofc

THTS WHAT I ALREADY SAID

i already wrote paragraphs to jake on what to use

😒

is he not listening

you wrote me some paragraphs on other things too <3

back

bro go study then

school is important