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Should I Tell My Girlfriend?

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    • HANG HER BY HER LEGS AND SET HER A BLAZE LIKE THE WITCH SHE WAS

    wsg lyzi i havent seen u in a while goodsir

    MAY ONLY GOD SHOW MERCY UPON HER WRETCHED SOUL

    THE ONLY THING THAT SHALL BE CONCERNED IS HOW THE VILE MAY PURGE IN THE FLAMES OF JUSTICE MAY ONLY STEEL BE THERE COMFORT

    but dead ass be honest with ur gf ethan honesty is what keeps a relationship going

    Without it it is like a living thing with out air its impossible for it to survive without

    THAT MONSTER I DRANK FINALLY KICKED IN AND FIDDA STAY UP ALL NIGHT

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oh shit btw ethan elis grounded for some reason and thats why hes not on right now he would have totally been on here otherwise

    HA

    HAA

    Guys look at this epik gamer she's gaming rn

    Face mcshooty

    CLONEEEEEEEE

    MUTHER FUCKER U THE CLONE

    I DRANK A MONSTER MONSTER 4 HOURS AGO AND IT JUST KICKED IN LIKE A FUCKING SLEDGE HAMMER TO THE GRILL

    I DRANK POOL WATER AND NOW I GOT HIV

    LESS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

    dead ass when i was drinking that shit ong

    Yeah

    Comment deleted by Face mcshooty

    but i was straight chugging pool water at 3

    You're strange clone

    Also, Face Mc Shooty, are you the one who picked World Class on my poll?

    Face mcshooty

    maybe thats why im retarded

    Nah it's the gene I mutated

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Also, Face Mc Shooty, are you the one who picked World Class on my poll?

    idk

    R3Y

    Nah it's the gene I mutated

    did u put me a vat of pool wata ?

    Cause if you did, I'm gonna fuck your ass so hard, I'ma leave you violently shitting for a month

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Cause if you did, I'm gonna fuck your ass so hard, I'ma leave you violently shitting for a month

    "Last night I put Ryan on stretcher after absolutely violating the FUCK out his asshole. I’m talking to the point where he was profusely shitting himself for 10 hours straight. He had NO control over his bowels. Every time he took a shit he would moan because all he imagined was my thick girthy penis digging into his prolapsed anal." - Lyxi 2025

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Igaguri:

    lol he looks like my cuz

    WTF LYXI

    WHY U SAY DAT

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Igaguri:

    Tuff

    If you rank Igaguri with Kaiser, that'll be a true statement

    Wasn't me I was quoting Lyxi

    WHAT CRACK HEAD INSIDE U MADE U TYPE THAT SHIT SO DETAILED

    I DIDN'T WRITE TS

    R3Y

    "Last night I put Ryan on stretcher after absolutely violating the FUCK out his asshole. I’m talking to the point where he was profusely shitting himself for 10 hours straight. He had NO control over his bowels. Every time he took a shit he would moan because all he imagined was my thick girthy penis digging into his prolapsed anal." - Lyxi 2025

    Also, you forgot to add veiny

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Also, you forgot to add veiny

    Nah I think U meant to add veiny but yes

    Face mcshooty

    that shit is 50 shades of clone wtf

    >:(

    I AM NOT ZE COLNONE

    CLONE

    bro this the detailed gay shit ive ever had the misspleasure of readin

    this shit would make a lonely bitch queef at the thought of it

    Face mcshooty

    bro this the detailed gay shit ive ever had the misspleasure of readin

    It's eye candy wym

    And it's not gay

    Face mcshooty

    this shit would make a lonely bitch queef at the thought of it

    Ts ts

    Ling ling

    Face mcshooty

    bro be a porn director or sum shit dude

    I just might bro

    That'd be crazyyy

    I NEED THAT PUSSY LOOSE MARGRET - futre reyrey

    Hell naw

    Face mcshooty

    bro be a porn director or sum shit dude

    I might not be, but I'll make you feel like an actor if you dont retract your vote and vote for common on my poll right now

    Might as well throw a hotdog in a hallway

    Ion like bops

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    I might not be, but I'll make you feel like an actor if you dont retract your vote and vote for common on my poll right now

    idk how 😭πŸ₯€

    R3Y

    Ion like bops

    bro rylee could be ur star dog

    Kys

    CUT RYLEE WTF IS U DOING UR SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW U DUMB WHORE - future reyrey

    IGHT BUDDY WTH

    what u gotta be mean to be a porn director

    U just fantasizing shi rn

    Face mcshooty

    what u gotta be mean to be a porn director

    What

    shut up clone and take it like a good boy - Future Mc Shooty

    DOOD HE'S ZE CLONE

    R3Y

    "Last night I put Ryan on stretcher after absolutely violating the FUCK out his asshole. I’m talking to the point where he was profusely shitting himself for 10 hours straight. He had NO control over his bowels. Every time he took a shit he would moan because all he imagined was my thick girthy penis digging into his prolapsed anal." - Lyxi 2025

    SO IS U WITH UR VERY DETAILED FANTASY

    NO I DIDN'T

    IT'S COPYPASTA

    THATS WHAT IMA DO TO YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP FACE MC SHOOTY, I'LL MAKE THAT FANTASY A REALITY

    Face mcshooty

    FROM WHERE

    IDK IT WAS ON A GOOGLE DOC I MADE FILLED W COPYPASTA AND SINCE LYXI WAS TALKING ABT FUCKING UR BUTT I DECIDED TO USE IT

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    I'MA RAPE YOUR ASS UNTILL YOU CALL ME DADDY

    YEAH TS IS UNHINGED RIGHT HERE

    Bub I think it's already too late

    R3Y

    IDK IT WAS ON A GOOGLE DOC I MADE FILLED W COPYPASTA AND SINCE LYXI WAS TALKING ABT FUCKING UR BUTT I DECIDED TO USE IT

    U SAVED IT IN A GOOGLE DOC ?

    Face mcshooty

    U SAVED IT IN A GOOGLE DOC ?

    YE CUS IT'S FUNNI

    Face mcshooty

    THATS SO MUCH WORSE

    HOW I DIDN'T EVEN WRITE IT

    Face mcshooty

    U SAVED IT FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT ?

    YEAH BUT I REPLACED SOME OTHER DUDE'S NAME WITH YOURS

    Face mcshooty

    HOPING THIS WOULD HAPPEN

    NOT RLLY BUT THIS WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO USE IT

    R3Y

    YEAH BUT I REPLACED SOME OTHER DUDE'S NAME WITH YOURS

    SO U PUT UR FRIEND IN A ANOUTHER MANS SEXUAL FANTASY ?

    NIQQA UT(#)_WWWW_#)@&*#(&*@#()&$*()@&*() I SAID IT WAS A FUCKING COPYPASTA ITS SUM RANDOM DOOD IDK

    FACE IMA FUCK YOUR TINY PINK BUSSY UNTIL IT'S SPASMING AND TWITCHING AS I REMOVE MY GIANT, COLOSSAL COCK FROM IT, BEFORE SHOVING A BUTT PLUG IN YOU, AND MAKING YOU SWALLOW GALLONS OF MY CUM LIKE A GOOD DOG, THEN PULL OUT THE BUTT PLUG, AND PLUG UP YOUR ASS WITH MY COCK AGAIN, UNTILL YOUR MOANING MY NAME, CALLING ME DADDY, THEN HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL FROM HAVING YOUR ORGANS REARRANGED BY MY FAT, JUICY, VEINY, COLLOSAL COCK

    WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

    WAIT WTF DID U ACTUALLY WRITE TS???

    Face mcshooty

    BRO I AINT GAY I LIKE WOMEN

    No u like woMEN

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Yep, I got bored

    "Bored" huh

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    I'ma make you like men...

    Dw my clone does like men I made it to where he's attracted to femboys

    Ready to have your ass stretched an extra 4 inches?

    I got a bucket of cum with your name on it tho

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Ready to have your ass stretched an extra 4 inches?

    WDYM EXTRA ?

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    I'm 17 until september

    U CAN LEGALLY HAVE SEX IN TX RN THATS WEIRD

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    So? Age is just a number

    FYM

    Clone u just gonna let him groom u like that?

    STAND UP FOR URSELF PUSSY

    IVE MET WOMEN WHO ARE LESS FREAKY THAN THIS

    I'm more diddy than diddy, whatchu talking about

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Everyone's got a soul

    My clone doesn't have one bc he's MY CLONE

    I'm his master

    Ight hollon

    Write ur hancock right there

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    Can you send that to me on a google doc?

    Hm

    Alr

    im sorry rose apperantly im this mother fuckers sex slave

    Face mcshooty

    NOOOOOOOOOO

    L

    Hol up, I'ma share one with you, post it there

    GOD O LORD HEAVENLY FATHER PLS DONT COME THROUGH TO THIS FREAKY AH BOY

    just say she was there and u felt like she should know

    Comment deleted by Face mcshooty

    IM PLAYING PS3 AND THIS BITCH WONT STEP OUT OF COVER LIKE A PUSSY

    ethan ur so wholesome when it comes with ur gf u should wear a lil bow tie next time u see here

    CallMeLyxi-alt

    I'm just gonna make you talk dirty to me

    THAS FREAKY MAKE ALEXA DO THAT

    Ok, fine, I wont be freaky... I'll still give you commands sometimes

    seems like no one uses this anymore

    everyone stopped using this

    Preliminary Pangolin