Should I Tell My Girlfriend?

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HANG HER BY HER LEGS AND SET HER A BLAZE LIKE THE WITCH SHE WAS

wsg lyzi i havent seen u in a while goodsir

MAY ONLY GOD SHOW MERCY UPON HER WRETCHED SOUL

THE ONLY THING THAT SHALL BE CONCERNED IS HOW THE VILE MAY PURGE IN THE FLAMES OF JUSTICE MAY ONLY STEEL BE THERE COMFORT

but dead ass be honest with ur gf ethan honesty is what keeps a relationship going

Without it it is like a living thing with out air its impossible for it to survive without

THAT MONSTER I DRANK FINALLY KICKED IN AND FIDDA STAY UP ALL NIGHT

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh shit btw ethan elis grounded for some reason and thats why hes not on right now he would have totally been on here otherwise

Face mcshooty

I DONT WANNA STAY UP BY MYSELF

HA

Guys look at this epik gamer she's gaming rn

Face mcshooty

CLONEEEEEEEE

MUTHER FUCKER U THE CLONE

I DRANK A MONSTER MONSTER 4 HOURS AGO AND IT JUST KICKED IN LIKE A FUCKING SLEDGE HAMMER TO THE GRILL

I DRANK POOL WATER AND NOW I GOT HIV

dead ass when i was drinking that shit ong

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but i was straight chugging pool water at 3

Also, Face Mc Shooty, are you the one who picked World Class on my poll?

Face mcshooty

maybe thats why im retarded

Nah it's the gene I mutated

CallMeLyxi-alt

Also, Face Mc Shooty, are you the one who picked World Class on my poll?

idk

DaRey1Cray

Nah it's the gene I mutated

did u put me a vat of pool wata ?

Cause if you did, I'm gonna fuck your ass so hard, I'ma leave you violently shitting for a month

CallMeLyxi-alt

Cause if you did, I'm gonna fuck your ass so hard, I'ma leave you violently shitting for a month

"Last night I put Ryan on stretcher after absolutely violating the FUCK out his asshole. I’m talking to the point where he was profusely shitting himself for 10 hours straight. He had NO control over his bowels. Every time he took a shit he would moan because all he imagined was my thick girthy penis digging into his prolapsed anal." - Lyxi 2025

CallMeLyxi-alt

Igaguri:

lol he looks like my cuz

If you rank Igaguri with Kaiser, that'll be a true statement

Face mcshooty

bro clone wtf made u type all that out

Wasn't me I was quoting Lyxi

WHAT CRACK HEAD INSIDE U MADE U TYPE THAT SHIT SO DETAILED

DaRey1Cray

"Last night I put Ryan on stretcher after absolutely violating the FUCK out his asshole. I’m talking to the point where he was profusely shitting himself for 10 hours straight. He had NO control over his bowels. Every time he took a shit he would moan because all he imagined was my thick girthy penis digging into his prolapsed anal." - Lyxi 2025

Also, you forgot to add veiny

CallMeLyxi-alt

Also, you forgot to add veiny

Nah I think U meant to add veiny but yes

Face mcshooty

that shit is 50 shades of clone wtf

>:(

bro this the detailed gay shit ive ever had the misspleasure of readin

this shit would make a lonely bitch queef at the thought of it

Face mcshooty

bro this the detailed gay shit ive ever had the misspleasure of readin

It's eye candy wym

Face mcshooty

this shit would make a lonely bitch queef at the thought of it

Ts ts

Face mcshooty

bro be a porn director or sum shit dude

I just might bro

I NEED THAT PUSSY LOOSE MARGRET - futre reyrey

Face mcshooty

bro be a porn director or sum shit dude

I might not be, but I'll make you feel like an actor if you dont retract your vote and vote for common on my poll right now

Might as well throw a hotdog in a hallway

CallMeLyxi-alt

I might not be, but I'll make you feel like an actor if you dont retract your vote and vote for common on my poll right now

idk how 😭🥀

DaRey1Cray

Ion like bops

bro rylee could be ur star dog

Face mcshooty

bro rylee could be ur star dog

Kys

CUT RYLEE WTF IS U DOING UR SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW U DUMB WHORE - future reyrey

what u gotta be mean to be a porn director

Face mcshooty

what u gotta be mean to be a porn director

What

shut up clone and take it like a good boy - Future Mc Shooty

CallMeLyxi-alt

shut up clone and take it like a good boy - Future Mc Shooty

DOOD HE'S ZE CLONE

DaRey1Cray

"Last night I put Ryan on stretcher after absolutely violating the FUCK out his asshole. I’m talking to the point where he was profusely shitting himself for 10 hours straight. He had NO control over his bowels. Every time he took a shit he would moan because all he imagined was my thick girthy penis digging into his prolapsed anal." - Lyxi 2025

SO IS U WITH UR VERY DETAILED FANTASY

U SAT DOWN AND TYPED THIS WHOLE SENTANCE

Face mcshooty

U SAT DOWN AND TYPED THIS WHOLE SENTANCE

NO I DIDN'T

THATS WHAT IMA DO TO YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP FACE MC SHOOTY, I'LL MAKE THAT FANTASY A REALITY

Face mcshooty

FROM WHERE

IDK IT WAS ON A GOOGLE DOC I MADE FILLED W COPYPASTA AND SINCE LYXI WAS TALKING ABT FUCKING UR BUTT I DECIDED TO USE IT

CallMeLyxi-alt

I'MA RAPE YOUR ASS UNTILL YOU CALL ME DADDY

YEAH TS IS UNHINGED RIGHT HERE

CallMeLyxi-alt

no one clip this

Bub I think it's already too late

DaRey1Cray

IDK IT WAS ON A GOOGLE DOC I MADE FILLED W COPYPASTA AND SINCE LYXI WAS TALKING ABT FUCKING UR BUTT I DECIDED TO USE IT

U SAVED IT IN A GOOGLE DOC ?

Face mcshooty

U SAVED IT IN A GOOGLE DOC ?

YE CUS IT'S FUNNI

Face mcshooty

THATS SO MUCH WORSE

HOW I DIDN'T EVEN WRITE IT

Face mcshooty

U SAVED IT FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT ?

YEAH BUT I REPLACED SOME OTHER DUDE'S NAME WITH YOURS

Face mcshooty

HOPING THIS WOULD HAPPEN

NOT RLLY BUT THIS WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO USE IT

DaRey1Cray

YEAH BUT I REPLACED SOME OTHER DUDE'S NAME WITH YOURS

SO U PUT UR FRIEND IN A ANOUTHER MANS SEXUAL FANTASY ?

Face mcshooty

SO U PUT UR FRIEND IN A ANOUTHER MANS SEXUAL FANTASY ?

NIQQA UT(#)_WWWW_#)@&*#(&*@#()&$*()@&*() I SAID IT WAS A FUCKING COPYPASTA ITS SUM RANDOM DOOD IDK

FACE IMA FUCK YOUR TINY PINK BUSSY UNTIL IT'S SPASMING AND TWITCHING AS I REMOVE MY GIANT, COLOSSAL COCK FROM IT, BEFORE SHOVING A BUTT PLUG IN YOU, AND MAKING YOU SWALLOW GALLONS OF MY CUM LIKE A GOOD DOG, THEN PULL OUT THE BUTT PLUG, AND PLUG UP YOUR ASS WITH MY COCK AGAIN, UNTILL YOUR MOANING MY NAME, CALLING ME DADDY, THEN HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL FROM HAVING YOUR ORGANS REARRANGED BY MY FAT, JUICY, VEINY, COLLOSAL COCK

CallMeLyxi-alt

FACE IMA FUCK YOUR TINY PINK BUSSY UNTIL IT'S SPASMING AND TWITCHING AS I REMOVE MY GIANT, COLOSSAL COCK FROM IT, BEFORE SHOVING A BUTT PLUG IN YOU, AND MAKING YOU SWALLOW GALLONS OF MY CUM LIKE A GOOD DOG, THEN PULL OUT THE BUTT PLUG, AND PLUG UP YOUR ASS WITH MY COCK AGAIN, UNTILL YOUR MOANING MY NAME, CALLING ME DADDY, THEN HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL FROM HAVING YOUR ORGANS REARRANGED BY MY FAT, JUICY, VEINY, COLLOSAL COCK

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

WAIT WTF DID U ACTUALLY WRITE TS???

Face mcshooty

BRO I AINT GAY I LIKE WOMEN

No u like woMEN

CallMeLyxi-alt

Yep, I got bored

"Bored" huh

CallMeLyxi-alt

I'ma make you like men...

Dw my clone does like men I made it to where he's attracted to femboys

Ready to have your ass stretched an extra 4 inches?

I got a bucket of cum with your name on it tho

CallMeLyxi-alt

Ready to have your ass stretched an extra 4 inches?

WDYM EXTRA ?

CallMeLyxi-alt

I'm 17 until september

U CAN LEGALLY HAVE SEX IN TX RN THATS WEIRD

CallMeLyxi-alt

So? Age is just a number

FYM

Clone u just gonna let him groom u like that?

He's not getting groomed, he's getting raped

Face mcshooty

IM SCARED TO SAY ANYTHING

STAND UP FOR URSELF PUSSY

IVE MET WOMEN WHO ARE LESS FREAKY THAN THIS

I'm more diddy than diddy, whatchu talking about

CallMeLyxi-alt

Everyone's got a soul

My clone doesn't have one bc he's MY CLONE

Write ur hancock right there

CallMeLyxi-alt

Can you send that to me on a google doc?

Hm

im sorry rose apperantly im this mother fuckers sex slave

Hol up, I'ma share one with you, post it there

GOD O LORD HEAVENLY FATHER PLS DONT COME THROUGH TO THIS FREAKY AH BOY

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

any 1 going 2 fuckin help me with the reason 4 this post?

scroll up bum i already helped u

i know what im saying i aint no dumb ass

just say she was there and u felt like she should know

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IM PLAYING PS3 AND THIS BITCH WONT STEP OUT OF COVER LIKE A PUSSY

ethan ur so wholesome when it comes with ur gf u should wear a lil bow tie next time u see here

CallMeLyxi-alt

I'm just gonna make you talk dirty to me

THAS FREAKY MAKE ALEXA DO THAT

Ok, fine, I wont be freaky... I'll still give you commands sometimes