Road Trip Hangout

you should hang yourself

YAAAAAY ROAD TRIP

BET

I’d love to <3

FUCK UR SISTER BEING THERE

SHE CAN IGNORE IT

this perfectly encapsulates is

us

MUAHAHAHAHA

FUCK

MADI I CAUGHT YOUR DYSLEXIA

FUCK YOU

HAHA

REYARF

NO

RETARD

YES

YAY ROADTRIP

DUCK

WE CAN GET A BLANKET AND PRETEND YOURE “SLEEPING”

FUCM

sounds like an ai

OKAY BUE

BYE

One sex

bye

BYE FLAPPY I LOVE YOU THE MOST

<33333

No sex, only road-trip

Jakey

pspspsspspspsp

CMERE BOY

PSPSPSSPSPSPSPSP

PSPSPS

GUYS SOLAR ECLIPSE IS GONNA HAPPEN RNN

YESSSSSS

IMMA WATCH IT NO GLASSES

PSPSPSPSPS

ROAD TRIP!

PSPSPSPSPSPS

yuppers <3

JAKE THIS IS OUR MAP

ROAD TRIPS>>>

ROAD TRIPPPP

YEEEEEAAAAAAHH

alr bye bye ima go make myself blind

YES

WOOHOO

mrp

WHOOOOOO

HII <3

big titty got hgirl fr

mmmm mine <3

WHAT WAS THT

Nothingggg <3

put it

or else.

Fine

GASPPP

JAKE

BAD

NOT MY FAULT THEYRE SO FUCKING PERFECF

*PERFECT

AH AH AH NO

BAD

guys what these new pfps

ima goth titty girl dr

fr*

gimme

i want

theres a town in austria called moggers

what should i name my aloe vera plant

PATRICIA

i was gonna name it patroclus

im already here silllyyy <3

i want to reallyyyyy be with you though :(

I LOVE ALOE

OMG

THERES THIS PLACE

I FORGOT WHERE IT IS

NEAR SANTA CRUZ???

^^^

IDK NEAR SOME BEACH

where’s thay

BUT THEY HAVE MASSSSSIVE ALOE VERAS

ITS LIKE THERES CAVES INSIDE OF THE ALOE

OWHS

WOAH

AND U CAN WALK AND UR JUST SURROUNDED BY ALOE

LIKE ALOE TUNNELS

beach city

THATS AO COOL

I KNOW

hmm i think i’ll stick with patroclus

we did yesterday for a little bit

u should name it, purell

OMGGG

WEED?

💀

ALOE DUMBASS

no i’m naming it patroclus cause he’s my favorite

in the illiad

uh no name it purell

bc

hand sanitizer

there might be copyright issues

OH.

LOOKS LIKE WEED

I HAD AN ALOE PLANT NAMED PATRICA

SHE DIED.

socal has gotten to u 😔

LOL GUYS YK MY FAVORITE PLANTS

patroclus is close to patrica so you should be happy

MOSS BALLS!

I HAVE 3 RN

ONE OF THEM HAS A COWBOY HAT

i too, love big, green, wet balls

ND 2 OF THEM LIVE IN A LIGHT BULB TERRARIUM THING

ONE IS NAMED BOB MOSS

THE OTHER IS NAMED GRINCHY

AND THE OTHER IS CALLED GOOP

FLAPPY

my favorite plants are either chamomile or aloe

DID U SEE THE SOLAR ECLISPE

madi probably relates

i’m looking at it in 20 minutes

thats when it starts for us

lolz

ICIC

YEAH

OMG OMG THE LEAVES ON THE GROUND

MADI FIND A TREE RN

YK HOW THE DAPPLED SHADE IS NORMALLY CIRCLES

THEYRE CRESCENTS RN

IK

OUR TEACHER MADE US POKE A HOLE THROUGH PAPER

TO SEE THE MOON CRESENT

stupid but kinda cool

IT LOOKS SO SMOOTH BRO

like your mom’s

look to the cookie

MY TEACHER BROUGHT IN THOSE KNA COOKIE

S

Like your puss-

Like your puss-

Like your puss-

Like your puss-

i stared at the sun for a sec and now i have a dot in my vision

guys theres an eyelash in my eye rn and the aggressive blinking strat isnt working 😭

OH FUCK

hey jake you can ge banned for spamming

help

JAKE

THE LAG NOOO

its not going away

lol stay blind

im in germany so i can nazi the eclipse

I LOOKED AT IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND

MY EYES HURT SO BAD

k

ITS LIKE A HEADACHE

i have a permanent dot

IN MY EYEBA:LS

YALL WAIT

in my head

THE GLASSES ARE SO WEIRD

THEYRE LIKE

YK THAT SCENE IN CORALINE

you are so incredibly sped

WITH THE TRIANGLE THING

AND THE GHOST EYES

yrerr

WHERE EVERYTHINGS DARK EXCEPT THE EYES

ITS LIKE THT

😭😭😭

EXCEPT THE EYES ARE THE SUN

AND U CANT SEE ANYTHING ELSE

oh

Bad Amy

dont look directly at the sun

wHy NoT

ROAD TRIPP

Trip roadssss

ROAD TRIPPPPP

WHOOOHOOOO

YAYYYYYYY

did you leave someone at Mac Donald’s

im not speddd

:{

so mean

JK BITCH

NOT MY FAULT IDIDNT KNOW WHERE THE SUN WAS

Wait. Did we leave Madi at the gas station?

Someone left her at the ass station cause DAMN she’s full of it ;)

nvm that sounds retarded

Forget I said that lmao

Lmfao

what

ROAD TRIP WHOOHOOO

....HUH

FULL OF THE STICKY SHIT OR HAVING A FATASS

I CANT TELL

madi

hes saying

u have gas

gassppp

I did not fart

ROAD TRIPPP

HAHUAHUAIHIUHDIU'

I’m saying you have a nice ass <3

icic <3

WADE

PICK ME UP U HOE

NOW

IM NOT THE ONE DRIVING

JAKE

YEAH SHE NEEDS TO SUCK ME OFF ON THE WAY WADE

PICK ME UP NEOW

JAKE YOURE DRIVING

I’m almost out of California :(

DRIVE BACK, I NEED TO PEE

it’s not uey

uet

SMH

Madi buy us some hot dogs while you’re there

everything you say is

wait i wanna be on the road trip

<3

can we go to greece

We’re so perfect <3

Awwww so romantical

Hehe <3

i’m on the road trip too jow

how

Buy it yourself BITCH

now

im sliding in next to madi

teehee

Gtg brb

We’re kicking you out onto the freeway

no

GREAT IDEA

imntoo busy giving madi hesd

head

NUH UH

IM GIVING HER HEAD SHUT UP

i am latched on to her

like obama

and my DAMN FRENCH FRIES.

FUCK YOU OBAMA

GIVE ME BACK MY FRIES

AT SCHOOL

FUCK YOU

yay road trip

NOOOOO IM OUT OF CALIFORNIA

lol what a loser

SHUT UP FLAPPY SMH

LOLZ

HES A LOSER

At least I don’t have to be in the same state as you

she just bleached her asshole

and if i get bleach on my tshirt

imma feel like an asshole

i did it for love

ride that highway

ride that bus

guys

comeback

im not schizo i swear

hes not a loser

hes hot

at best i’m borderline

i mean heart

or bipolar

AY

AYYYY

SHE SAID THE N WORD

WHAT WAS IT

SMH SMH

GASP

taco negro

GASPPPPPPP

u the one gettin sad about it buddy 😭

You’re hotter <3

helios is hotter

hes the sun

Cause I miss my girlfriend, not you

i miss flappy more

FLAPPY

IM COMING TO YOU

SHOW ME THE ALOE VERS PLSCE

HIS HANDS ARE SOFT GUY

GUYS*

ISTG

LIKE

RAWR

wilder ranch in santa cruz

how would you know 💀

jake show em the bite mark i gave on ur hand

HEHEHE

…

oh

it was just for a ltitle bit

ok

it was in my area

ah

flaoot

flsppt

flaoppyyt

FLAPPY

E BACK

so suck it flappy

SUCK IT

no she’s great

<3

hi

bro bit his own hand for that

YEAH RIGHT

whys ur hand so SQUARE

wtf

LOLZ

IDK

your hand looks like that of a serial killer

HEHEHEEH

who lives in a crypt

MY HAND LOOKS FINE

mmm no

it looks DUMB AS HELL

where flsopy

it lookslike a square

FKSPPT

MADI THEYRE BEING MEAN TO MY HANDS

womp womp negro

get back to fields

boo hoo

BE NICE TO HIS HANDS

no

MY BITES ARE MEANINGFUL

GUYS MY SHOULDERS HURT SMMM 😭

his hands are dumb

i also bit his shoulder

I like them <3

I LIKE EM

THE ECLIPSE FUCKING SUCKED!!!! NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!

theyre big

and veint

like my dick

no way you actually bit him 💀

ITS CALLED LOVE BITES

he lives all the way in

I COULDNT RESIST

nvm

AND IT CUTE

oh

and he was visiting for a weddi g bro

an hour away

AMY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LMAO IVE BEEN ON VACATION ALL WEEK

he was in one of the stores i told him to meet me at

what about your parents 💀

that’s crazy

ikr whatd he say

Sounds like a drug deal

they thought he was a random person fr

ok

"imma meet my online gf yall bye"

i waited fro them to wonder a bit

BAAHAHSSH

my e daddy

LOLZ

YEAH WHERE MY DRUGS

whicj store was it at

flappy dosc

catch it quick

huh

i dont want ppl knowing where i live

okie dokie

I am your drug <3

HIIIIIIIIII SLAAAYYYYYYY QUUUUEEEEENNNNSSSS💅💅💅✨✨

drugs ruin lives

what happened when i left

😭

drugs

I WAS LOOKING AWAY WAS THIS IMPORTANT

and sex

and gore

and blood

and negroes

More like what happened when you “RIGHT” (because you’re never RIGHT)

NO JUST THE PLACE WE WERE AT

OH OKAY <3

i still call cap

lolx

lolz

Okay

huh

thats fine

LEO

LEMME SHOW U THE PICTURES

JAKE

Amy’s jealous she doesn’t get love fr

Sad

I WANNA SEE

pics or it didn’t happen

show

SHO

SHOW

ive already seen your faces

SO SHOW

SHOS ME

what photo

HIIIIIIIII DAUGHTERS

OF ME AND JAKE

SHOW ME

REMEMBER

SHOW ME

HELL NO

AND ILL BELIEVE TPU

U DONT BELIEVE USS

ONLY LEO

YES I DO

LIES

I BELIEVE

ITS OK LEO U CAN SEE

ILL LITERALLY COME TO THE WEDDING

NOT AMY SINCE SHES A HE

SEND ON WJE CREW

BET BET

:(

ok

wb me

do me

NO CHANELS MY MAID OF HONOR

Me and amy had ROUGH SEX last night

I cheated on Madi

ew.

....

why

WHY BRO

THTS NOT HOW IR GOES

I BENDED OVER AMY

AND SMAHSED HER BRO

SMH

no.

Madi was so “MAD-i” when i CHEATED on her!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA get it?????!!!!!!

smh

csnf even trust me with some pictures 😔

yeah bend over bbg

GIRL

U WOULD LEAK IT

I TRUST LEO

ew

i wouldnt

lies

MADI I WOULDNT

smh smh

COUGH

i know a lot about jake that i haven’t leaked

IM VERY TRUSTWORTHY

YES U WOULD FLAPPY

ever

NO UR NOT

I CN KEEP A SECRET I SWEAR TO GOD

HELL NO

madi i’m waiting lol

and you know this too

mb leo

YES

🤥🤥🤥🤥

like i would never do that to your giys

YALL, WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN NOT TRUSTWORTHY

NAME A TIME SMHSMH

HI

Ur super trustworthy fr

IK!