RFLALALLAPAEYA

FLAPPY

MAL

LMAO

DID YOU KNOW WERE MATCHING

HI

AMY

E

M

I

L

A

did i

M

Y

kill chat

OOPS

SHIT

SORRY

NUH UH

YUH HUH

it's french

dareling

dalzring

darling

FLAPPALLALLAPAY STFU UR GONNA MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT

E-M-I-L-Y DOES NOT SPELL E-M-I-L-E

i'm gonna stick my computer into a nice warm bath

BELIEVE WHT

GUYS ITS ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

okay

anyway

THAT MY NAME IS SPELLED WEIRD

i want an in n out milkshake so bad rn but the closest one is like 5 miles smh

what's the story of your pfps

WHERED WADE GO

why

I THINK HES A LIL KOOKOO

SHES AUTISTIC

AND

IM NOT

black

?

no FLAPPYS autistic

ND I WANTED SOMETHING TO SHOWCASE THAT

WHAT IS UP

GUYS HELP I DOWNLOADED FINCH (the app everyone on bp loves) ND LIKE I ACTUALLY LOVE IT 😭

not your iq, clearly

LMAO

BP IS CRINGE

YEA NO SHIT

kys

UMMMM ACTUALLY THATS FAKE

you first

NUH UHHH

noppers

eheuehw

i can confirm that it is indeed real

where did wade go

he promised snicker ice cream bars

THANK YOU

i killed wade

NO BC THIS IS REALER

by the way

did god

say anything

yall are fucking cringe

to you guys

go ky

NO ITS OBVI EDITED

ABOUT WHAT

s

YEAH

YEAH

I WANT SNICKER ICE CREAM BARS

HE AND I WERE TALKING

LIKE ABOUT WHAT

ANYTHING

he sent me something on uwu

i will snicker after i kill u

like "i need to ask you something"

shut up literally nobody likes you

WHATD HE ASK

bruh tf i didnt say nothing to you go get a life

you're about as terrifying as the average butterfly

IT WAS A JOKE

all he said was i need to ask you something

did anything happen

(i have an extreme fear of butterflies use a different example lmao)

i wasn't online

well

JOKES ARE SPOSED TO BE FUNNY

is it cause of their tounges

uh oh

no theyre j creepy

i'm scared

in general

DONT BE

YOU KNOW WHAT WAS SCARY

once my cousin ate a butterfly and he threw up a perfectly intact wing

EW

yeah

I was kinda on a call with him the other night and I gave him a rundown of the history since I’ve been on wje

WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT

WHY WOULD HE EAT A BUTTERFLY

so like

EWEWEW

EVERYTHING

yes

all the drama

yes

yk?

yes

ALLLL THE DRAMA

so it might be abt that

HOW LONGD THAT TAKE

cause toddlers like colorful things

BRB

did you mention the uh

memeing

Like fifteen minutes cause I kept getting distracted

😭

oh

like

seperatley

or

*seperately

together

uh

elaborate?

on uwu or here

wherever

chat come back

well God was like I thought they were dating and I was like ………..no ?

idk why

What were you saying?

him and jake

keep

and then i yapped a lot abt wade

you're wade right

cause

and then yapped a lot abt me and Madi and amy thing

i can't keep track

I am The Helmet

and then yapped even more abt wade and dagger and Jake

yeah he probably doesn't like me very much now

right

okay

but

i was still kinda the villan even with no bias tho

hope he didn't

take it to

uh

like

never mind

continue

just like glazed over me and Madi and amy were all fighting bc Madi and amy were fighting abt a Jake homework situation

oh yeah

and anyways I was just like amy liked wade and his alt and she used to like Jake and blah blah blah and then I moved on to explaining wades…… situation

No

but then him and I started talking abt his life and my life

why

so that’s it

amy uwu

aw that's wholesome

duh

Okay

okay

Give me a few seconds

bet

that

will be giving me nightmares today

thank you

You’re welcome

i hate you

You said to make it

okay but

Could be worse, could be a smile

that is an abomination

whats good guys

N O

I’m going to make a post, challenging people to do better

hey toast

Hey Amy

how are you?

The best one will be my pfp

pretty good

how about you?

thats good

doing anything interesting?

getting ready for school tomorrow

oh yeah

i start my new semester on thursday

What time do you get up?

thats cool

so i'm bribing my friends for their notes lmfao

uh around 5

Post has been made

damn

you?

like 5:45

on most days

HA

I KNEW IT

cool!

I told you it was

did you

DID YOU

(let me have this)

My helmets will haunt your dreams

Okay

nuh uh

Toast check my newest post

just beat the first robocop character tower

i hate kronika

Kronika sucks

congrtas

conrgats

wait

c o n g r a t s

yeah?

oh yeah

thank you

oh yeah helmet

I’ll try and make another one

yep

NO

take it away

thank you

im gonna work on a video for my second channel

cool

i'll check it out

its gonna take a while

I promise you this next one will be worse

NO

so im gonna download all of the robocop diauloge intros

I HATE YOU

damn how long does that take?

and put that one song over it

the one with the genalpha remix

its like 40 min of dialuge

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

cant spell

THAT ONE

DAMN

yeah

good luck bro

lemme know if i can help or something

i'm so bored

alright

are there any other mewing songs?

besides that bye bye one

mewing songs?

Dear lord. This one is way worse

freak show

erotica vbs

I’ll do it

ecstacy

BRO

YOU STOLE

MINE

hands up

i know

i don't want to go to school tomorrow

at least we get tuesday and wednesday off

I hate robocop in mk11, but he has the best kosmetics

I should add these eyes

NO

PLEASE

Yes

NO

I BEG OF YOU

in the entire game

I'LL DO ANYTHING

yo matpat just dropped a new video

Can’t tell if you’re deadass scared or not

WADE

STOP

I HATE IT

WADE

yes you bozo

it's creepy as shit

IVE CREATED A MONSTER

NO

HOLY SHIT

FUCK YOU

DEAR LORD THIS THING IS NIGHTMARE FUEL

nrjhngjr

i hate it

I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT

it gives me the shivers

the heebie jeebies

NO

PLEAe

WADE

STOP

IM SCARED.

DELTE IT

PLEASE

ME TOO BRO WHYYYYYY

TAKE IT AWAY

I WILL DO ANYTHING

JUST

That is DEMONIC

SATANIC

UNHOLY

I must make more

AN ABOMINATION

wade.

please no.

GIVE ME YOUR SOUL

you can have it

just take it away

hold on brb imma get a snack

yo wade

Wsp?

could you get me an image

a couple actually

Sure

Of what

robocop, a big red arrow, and the illistration of mewing

for that video

Mewing?

yeah

if you can find it

What on earth 🌍

WADE

GUESS WHAT

Mewing?

What?

I GOT CHIMICHANGAS

OOOOOOOO

thank you

YEAHHHH

Np bro

WE GOT THEM FROM A MEXICAN LADY WHO LIVES DOWN THE STREET

SO YOU KNOW IT'S BOMB

Foreshadowing

NO

I HATE YOU

i'm leaving

WAIT STAY

NO

IT'S SCARY

She’s gone

god