Yk how I was talking abt the 4 of us as a friend group, well the other girl. I think I called her Charlie maybe, my memory is ass. She gets driven their, should I suggest she asks for a lift or like
Also great story. Me n my gf were play fighting the other day cuz she's really weak and I'm alot stronger (and dominate lmao). Amd during this she: Bite me on the arm 2 and my cock(through trousers), full force headbutted me and kicked me many times, and yesterday she has light bruises on her wrists from when I wqs holding her
Also great story. Me n my gf were play fighting the other day cuz she's really weak and I'm alot stronger (and dominate lmao). Amd during this she: Bite me on the arm 2 and my cock(through trousers), full force headbutted me and kicked me many times, and yesterday she has light bruises on her wrists from when I wqs holding her
It wqs supper dead. Just me, Heroin, and UK were the only ppl online for months. Then jn a week. Mal, Jassy, Oogway, Nyx and a few others came back. Now it's picking like today w Jake and Cos returning
It wqs supper dead. Just me, Heroin, and UK were the only ppl online for months. Then jn a week. Mal, Jassy, Oogway, Nyx and a few others came back. Now it's picking like today w Jake and Cos returning
For me, I'm a dick irl. Like a really big one. And I don't try to be, I jsut say stuff and always act weird. I'm not like a ned or a jock, I'm just useless and annoying. Aside from all of my shitty hate stuff and racism I kinda prefer who I am here
okay stop cus why is my cat so fucking fat that when i refused to feed her a second dinner she decided to start chewing on literal air with her eyes closed as if imaging she had a fatass salmon in her mouth
okay stop cus why is my cat so fucking fat that when i refused to feed her a second dinner she decided to start chewing on literal air with her eyes closed as if imaging she had a fatass salmon in her mouth
cats always seem to try so desperately to obtain obesity
ANB
MAL
ANB
DOES THIS MEAN YOUR MY MOOKIE?
ANB
IF UR A MOD AND MY POIKIE
ANB
POOKIE
mal
YES
mal
LMFAP
mal
*lmfao
mal
blach wered you go
mal
rude
ANB
Back
ANB
Sorry
mal
hiiii
mal
hru
ANB
Goood
ANB
U??
mal
iโm decent
mal
school started td which is never fun
ANB
Real bro
mal
i have some hella weird classmates ngl
ANB
How wqs your camp thingy? U still doing it?
ANB
Like who?
mal
the summer camp ended so iโm j waiting for the school program to start
mal
this one girl had rainbow hair
mal
and this one guy was so loud and talked abt utter bs
mal
and another was a straight out bitch
ANB
Lmao
mal
and there was this guy who was SHORTER THAN MR
ANB
That's all school tho
mal
ME*
mal
idek how a guy can be shorter than mr
mal
me
ANB
Same
mal
like tf
mal
and i was the second youngest in the class
mal
the third youngest is a year older than me and his birthday is the day after mine
ANB
Like I bet he has a great future as a gynecologist
ANB
Nice
mal
lmfao
ANB
So what did you do today
ANB
What classes did you get
mal
i only did sociology td
ANB
Nicce
mal
what have you done td
ANB
Ummmm
ANB
Avoided work
ANB
Andddd
ANB
Mainly avoided q in general
mal
real
mal
hey howโs the whole situation w your gf going
mal
any better??
ANB
Deadass tho my timetable is weird af
mal
lmao rlly
ANB
Mon. 1st is maths then double gaelic. Then Modern studies and Math AGAIN 5th. Then English and Physics
mal
fair fair
mal
daaamn
ANB
Fr bro
ANB
I'm excited for tmr tho
ANB
Collagee
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Yayy
mal
yippeeeee
ANB
I need advice tho
mal
ooo ok
mal
whatโs up
ANB
Hang on
ANB
Right
ANB
Short version
ANB
I walk to collage as fast as I can, cuz I like too. But my gf has applied for a course and might walk as well
ANB
It's jsut
ANB
She's slow af
ANB
And I mean, we'd stop for a few minutes at the top of a hill prolly
ANB
(Which there are 3 of)
ANB
So IF she's get in (which she might not)
ANB
How do I ask her for us to not walk their together
ANB
Or is that like really really selfish
mal
iโd tell her that you just want to walk more efficiently and could meet her there
mal
and maybe offer to walk sometimes not all the time
ANB
Yk how I was talking abt the 4 of us as a friend group, well the other girl. I think I called her Charlie maybe, my memory is ass. She gets driven their, should I suggest she asks for a lift or like
ANB
Ohhhhhhh
ANB
That makes snese
ANB
Sense
ANB
Thankkk yuu
ANB
Mookie
mal
nppppppp
mal
lmao mookie
mal
i love that
ANB
Same broo
ANB
I should make a pookie and moolie bio list
mal
yes
mal
stop cus i acc love stupid flirty relationships
mal
they so funny
ANB
Lmmaoo
ANB
Mookie check my bio
mal
omg i love it
mal
oh omg mookie
mal
guess whag
mal
what
ANB
Also great story. Me n my gf were play fighting the other day cuz she's really weak and I'm alot stronger (and dominate lmao). Amd during this she: Bite me on the arm 2 and my cock(through trousers), full force headbutted me and kicked me many times, and yesterday she has light bruises on her wrists from when I wqs holding her
ANB
Trump is in the Xfiles as well?
mal
lmaooooo
mal
nooooo
mal
i finally published the first chapter of my book
ANB
The case tape??
ANB
Mookie??
mal
cassette tape
mal
yes
mal
i diddddd
ANB
Cool
mal
iโm sticking with very short chapters
ANB
Frfr reading that later
mal
the first chapter isnโt even a full page long but i rlly like it
mal
tyy i need all the support i can get lmao
ANB
Ye otherwise u proly can't do it weekly
ANB
Mal out of the closet??
mal
yeah and i think itโll make it easier for me to stick w it
mal
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mal
no.
mal
lmao
ANB
Lmao
mal
wyd
ANB
Yeah, idk if imma write something I prolly could, just I find it hard to stick w new stuff
ANB
Nothing much
ANB
U?
mal
same lmao
mal
thatโs fair
ANB
How long is it gonna be
ANB
Like
ANB
By the end
mal
uhhhhh
mal
i have no clue
mal
iโm hoping itโll be like an acc book
ANB
Account book?
ANB
What like diary?
mal
actual book
mal
lmao
ANB
Huh
ANB
What that
ANB
I feel really fucking dumb rn
mal
like not j a short story
mal
but a full length book
mal
lmao school kills brains
mal
its all good
ANB
PHHHH
ANB
Okokokok
ANB
Like a novel
mal
lmaooo
mal
yes
mal
i forgot that word existed
ANB
Real
ANB
Hang afk, gonna get read for bed
mal
okay
mal
lookit my second most recent post cus there was a hella scary spider in my side mirror of my car
Festive United Kingdom UK
mal
ick
Festive United Kingdom UK
I forgot you have mod powers
ANB
I'll restore that when it's not constantly in my view
ANB
Sorry
ANB
I fucking hate em
Festive United Kingdom UK
Its ok lmao
ANB
Www
mal
uk
ANB
What yous doing??
mal
guess what
Festive United Kingdom UK
What
Festive United Kingdom UK
Nothing
mal
theres a guy in my class (hes 20) that is SHORTER THAN ME
mal
taking off my makeup
Festive United Kingdom UK
Damn
mal
i didnt know that was like possible
mal
well obviously it is
mal
but i never expected to acc see it
mal
cus im short for a fuckin GIRL
ANB
That man is a pedophile, touching up the wein. Shoves his sausage up their bums and listens to them scream. (Read w Bareny is a dinosaurs tune)
ANB
Weins
Festive United Kingdom UK
True
Festive United Kingdom UK
Damn.
mal
lmao
ANB
Who is 20 and in high school??
mal
it was a college class
mal
me my friend and one other dude were the only minors there
mal
and the dude turns 18 in 2 weeks
Festive United Kingdom UK
Id be stuck in kindergarden
mal
my cats rolling around in my dirty laundry
Festive United Kingdom UK
Lol
Festive United Kingdom UK
I love cats
mal
theyre so funny
Festive United Kingdom UK
Fr
mal
wyd
Festive United Kingdom UK
Nothing
Cosmo idk
fat cat and other cat
mal
theyre both fat now lmao
Heroin Monkey
Festive United Kingdom UK
Ew
Festive United Kingdom UK
Whys his foot like tjat
mal
eww
Festive United Kingdom UK
The foot looks slightly longer than the foot long
Festive United Kingdom UK
Hes getting scammed fr
mal
frfr
Cosmo idk
crazy
mal
he also got scammed w those feet
Cosmo idk
fr
Cosmo idk
wsp
ANB
BACKK
mal
nothin much
mal
heyyyy mookie
Festive United Kingdom UK
Welcome back
ANB
Mookie
mal
hi
ANB
Omgg I forgot, Cos is a mod
mal
hru
Anonymous
God damn it's been years or something since I last opened this site
mal
cool
Anonymous
How dead is it nowadays?
mal
like
mal
mostly dead
mal
who are you
Festive United Kingdom UK
Its picked up recently
Anonymous
Damn, wade still around?
mal
sadly no
ANB
Jake?
Anonymous
I only knew him as wade, so idk
Anonymous
Wb dagger?
mal
no
Anonymous
I do remember you I think
mal
who are you
ANB
It wqs supper dead. Just me, Heroin, and UK were the only ppl online for months. Then jn a week. Mal, Jassy, Oogway, Nyx and a few others came back. Now it's picking like today w Jake and Cos returning
Cosmo idk
yuh
ANB
No I'm asking if u r jake
ANB
What's your old User?
Cosmo idk
shi blach, can you send kayla my new email if possible?
Anonymous
Jassy back?
ANB
Omg, bro is this Aston?
Anonymous
Nope
Anonymous
Also no
mal
who are you then???
mal
im so confused
Festive United Kingdom UK
Same
mal
wait me??
Anonymous
Yeah
ANB
For like 1 post, cuz I thought she killed herself. And she said she's be back but no
ANB
What is your Username?
mal
huh
Anonymous
Well glad to see she isn't dead atleast
ANB
Real, give me a name it can go into the q book
Anonymous
I don't remember what I went by, I'd have to go through all my Passwords over the years.
ANB
Bs
ANB
What did ppl call u
mal
then figure it out
Anonymous
I kind of abandoned this website a while ago
ANB
Username or nickname
ANB
Amy?
ANB
Chexers
Anonymous
Lemme see if I can find it
Cosmo idk
do you remember me?
mal
where you ever on bp or no
Anonymous
Not a clue, sorry
mal
cus that narrows it down
Anonymous
Nope
mal
okay
Cosmo idk
damn. when was the last time you were here
mal
not amy, not chex, not wade, not toast
Anonymous
Shit idk, its been over a year or two
mal
boy or girl
Anonymous
I wasn't anyone well known, I was active but not close
Cosmo idk
you'e obviosly met wade, so idk
mal
okayy
Twix King
nyooooom
Anonymous
I had never specified my gender, but I'm female.
ANB
Cupcake???
Anonymous
TWIX
Anonymous
YOOO
Twix King
HI
Anonymous
Nope
Twix King
I PROBABLY REMEMBER YOU
mal
heyyy
Twix King
BUT YOU'RE ANONYMOUS
Twix King
Hey Mal!
mal
ah okay
Twix King
I read the new stuff you posted on quotev, it's great!
mal
hru
mal
tyy
Twix King
Inspired me to upload my latest work lol
Anonymous
Prolly not, even I don't remember my user, nice seeing you're still here.
mal
lmao i read that, it was rlly goof
Twix King
Good, you?
Twix King
I'm also jake btw
mal
im decent
Twix King
this was my alt
Cosmo idk
wsp jake
Anonymous
I remembered you were an alt, just not which
Twix King
Fr
Twix King
School is here again ๐
mal
i hate school
Twix King
Are you like actually IN college or just taking classes there?
ANB
U should make an acc
Festive United Kingdom UK
Hah! I dont have school, LOOOOSERS
Anonymous
We were relatively close, but he was like that with most
mal
i miss wade
Anonymous
I have college classes and work
Twix King
ok so not wilk
mal
we were pretty close for a long time
Twix King
ME TOO
Twix King
HE ABANDONED ME
mal
omfg i miss wilk sm
Twix King
I watched one of his streams and he basically shunned me
mal
bro we were like friends before we even came on wje
mal
noooo
Twix King
then deleted the only email I could talk to him at
Anonymous
Idk how often I'll be here, I'm more active irl and on discord nowadays
Cosmo idk
imagine
Anonymous
Kinda just checking ij
Twix King
He's like FULLY moved on
Anonymous
In*
Cosmo idk
lucky him
mal
damn
Twix King
message me @alternativeSymphony
Anonymous
Wow
Twix King
por favor
Anonymous
Alright
Twix King
me too :(
Twix King
I almost went to a parade thing she was involved in since it was like 45 minutes away from my house
Twix King
We lived pretty close
ANB
Not really. Mighty is blocked cuz of the gooning ban
mal
daamn
Twix King
"can't talk rn" is crazy
mal
lmao
Twix King
The site's all but dead now, it's kinda weird seeing it in this state
Twix King
Though, not much different than how I left it
mal
its rlly weird
ANB
Real
mal
i miss the old users tho
Anonymous
I was at work
Twix King
As do I
Anonymous
I just got off
Twix King
I suppose they've at least found happiness elsewhere
mal
hopefully
Twix King
Maybe we should be happy for them :)
mal
true
ANB
JAKE
ANB
Ur on an alt rn right??
mal
i left for a long time to work on myself and now im back!!
Twix King
Yes
ANB
So if the anon knows the alt u go back and check for users u have spoken to I the alt
Twix King
oh yeah
Twix King
good idea
Twix King
I left cause my parents found out and hopped back on the moment I could
Twix King
what is wrong with me lmao
ANB
My big brain made me a Mod. Mald big ass made her one
mal
lmfao
mal
damn straight
ANB
MALS**
Twix King
mald
mal
mald is crazy
ANB
My mookie mald
mal
lmfao
ANB
Cosmo has justify us
Twix King
balch and mald
Twix King
and jaek
mal
lmfao
Twix King
I think me being jake led me to have some sort of identity crisis/mild disorder
Twix King
like there's a part of me that genuinely feels like Jake is another person
Twix King
Since that was what I was trying to convey
ANB
Dam
ANB
Like online or irl?
Twix King
You guys should see me irl im WILDLY different
mal
lmao damn
Twix King
Noteven the people I used to do calls with saw me the way I really am
ANB
Same I'm actually sane
mal
im basically the same just more shy
Twix King
I'm shy and introverted and a little goofy but really just laid back
Twix King
Jake was a fucking maniac ๐ญ
mal
lmfao
mal
im not as much of a bitch irl
Twix King
You always seemed pretty chill on here anyway
mal
i dont have the balls to say the things i say on here irl
Twix King
I never really saw you have beef with anyone lol
mal
or any balls for that matter
mal
i was beefing with rapboat like a week ago
ANB
I a witness
mal
it was funny tho i wasnt acc mad
Twix King
well i didn't see so it doesnt count muahahaha
ANB
Fr
mal
lmao real
mal
hes the only one who seems to rlly have a problem w me tho
mal
least that ik of
Twix King
rapboat is just a rtroll we all decided to accept for some reason
mal
lmao fr
ANB
For me, I'm a dick irl. Like a really big one. And I don't try to be, I jsut say stuff and always act weird. I'm not like a ned or a jock, I'm just useless and annoying. Aside from all of my shitty hate stuff and racism I kinda prefer who I am here
mal
i prefer who i am irl ngl cus im j a less shitty person
Twix King
never answered ๐
mal
oh mbmb i didnt see that
mal
im either a jr or a sr in high school
mal
but im doing dual enrollment
Twix King
how do you not know ๐ญ
Twix King
I see I see
mal
well cus depending on my credits ill either graduate this year or next
ANB
SEE WHAY I MEAN. I JSUT SAY USELESS SHIT AND THEN HATE MYSELF FOR IT
mal
im homeschooled so its a lil messy
mal
NONONO IT WAS FUNNY
Twix King
ohhh
Twix King
I see I see
mal
i took hs classes in 8th grade so we need to see what we can transfer into hs credits
Twix King
You sound like a character from a webcomic I read
Anonymous
I'm working on a masters for Cybersecurity tech rn
mal
and when i graduate depends on that
Twix King
I'm doing my undergrads for marketing
Anonymous
Oh nice
mal
ooo cool
mal
so youre lie
mal
*like
mal
smart
Twix King
Yes business is a breeze (it's been one day and I don't have assignments yet)
Anonymous
The job is relatively simple, I wouldn't say I'm "smart"
mal
lmao nice
mal
i j hear cyber or computer of programmer and assume smartness
mal
*or
Anonymous
If you know what you're doing and know code, cybersecurity is simple shit
ANB
Deadass I am
mal
so youre smart
ANB
Nice
mal
if you acc know stuff than youre already smarter than me
mal
lmfao
mal
very nice indeed
Twix King
Wait have any of you seen the Dagger X Matt fanfiction
mal
my fat ass cat is yapping
mal
UM
mal
NO?
Twix King
OMG
Twix King
LET ME GET IT
Twix King
ONE SEC
mal
UH OKAYY
mal
now my fat ass cat is chewing on air cus i wont feed her
ANB
Mal. I do low level programming at a college class. No way u assume that
Anonymous
I'm 21 and i'm only 2 years into my degree, wouldn't call thay smart
Anonymous
Yummy
mal
you prolly are smart
ANB
Prolly lmao thanks
Twix King
STILL LOOKING STAY HERE
mal
you strike me as one of those ppl that pretends to be way dumber than they are
ANB
I'm kinda just don't pay attention
ANB
Real bro
Twix King
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jGvEcBgXBhhDO6wb8BK1Wwk7nGTDKW_o8S5I4igWjUE/edit?usp=sharing
Twix King
SEE IF THIS WORKS
mal
i did that for a long time and then i actually became dumb lmfao
mal
IT WORKED
Twix King
YESSSS
mal
THE CHERRY WEED
mal
STOP IT I REMEMBER THAT
Cosmo idk
tf was that
Festive United Kingdom UK
Fr
Festive United Kingdom UK
Gimme some cherry weed
mal
AND MOON FUCKING
mal
STOP IT
mal
๐
ANB
Imma go
ANB
I talk to you guys later
Cosmo idk
dam yall yap a shit ton
Festive United Kingdom UK
Cya
Twix King
AHAHAHAHA
Festive United Kingdom UK
Crazy
Cosmo idk
weed is fun
mal
THAT WAS PEAK
DaRapBoat
WTF MIGGA
mal
THE FACT THAT 9 PPL WOULD BE ON PRETENDING TO FUCK EACH OTHER IS INSANE
Twix King
IT WAS SO AWFUL
MiloWilson
Back
Twix King
I hope I captured it well
MiloWilson
Made an acc
Twix King
Welcome welcome
mal
SO UNHINGED
mal
hey
mal
oh wait
mal
worstjokesever.com/@wade are you one of the accs that were recommended here
DaRapBoat
I hate your kind!
Twix King
Just like the old days
mal
okayy
Festive United Kingdom UK
Tf
mal
i j saw that lmao
DaRapBoat
Wsg Winston Churchill
mal
what kind
mal
what else are we gonna do on here
DaRapBoat
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IโM TALKING ABOUT
mal
i think i dont, thats why i asked
Festive United Kingdom UK
Is that surposed to be offensive???
Twix King
No it's not, Margaret Thatcher
mal
lmao
Festive United Kingdom UK
Bruh
DaRapBoat
This could have been me, Blach, and UK
Festive United Kingdom UK
Excluding you
DaRapBoat
Nah Iโm FDR
mal
lmfao
mal
sure pal
Festive United Kingdom UK
Funniest joke you've posted
DaRapBoat
I guess Iโll post a picture of YOU next time
Festive United Kingdom UK
This you?
DaRapBoat
NO
mal
what do you even mean bro
mal
oh wow
Twix King
oh wow indeed
mal
lmao
Twix King
hope none of you have epilepsy
DaRapBoat
Iโll make a poll
Twix King
but if that's the case, I apologize
Festive United Kingdom UK
Ok?
mal
lmfao i dont but my cat does
mal
what for...?
Twix King
no felines shall die by my hand
mal
lmao she wouldnt die
mal
shed just piss all over me
Twix King
NO FELINES SHALL PISS ALL OVER ANYONE BY MY HAND
mal
THANK YOU
mal
CAT PISS IS NASTY
Twix King
YOU'RE WELCOME
DaRapBoat
The topic at hand
mal
okay stop cus why is my cat so fucking fat that when i refused to feed her a second dinner she decided to start chewing on literal air with her eyes closed as if imaging she had a fatass salmon in her mouth
Festive United Kingdom UK
What topic?
Twix King
cats always seem to try so desperately to obtain obesity
mal
thats the problem
mal
my cats ARE obese
mal
and NEED to diet
mal
and now theyre going through hella withdrawal
Festive United Kingdom UK
Get them a running machine
DaRapBoat
More like EXERCISE
Festive United Kingdom UK
You cant be talking
mal
more like BOTH
Twix King
put one of those things in the cartoons where it holds food in front of their face so they try to run to it
mal
lmfao
Twix King
That was a longer explanation than needed but still
Twix King
I wonder if that actually even works
Festive United Kingdom UK
Nah get your cats a cat wheel they can run on
Cosmo idk
rb, i've been forced to listen to rap for the past 2 months. 99% of it sucks. ur welcome (:
mal
idk how else you woulda described it
DaRapBoat
The cucks from the fat community always see things from a FOOD LENS for them itโs either eat or donโt eat exercise is out the question!
Cosmo idk
speaking from experience, I see
DaRapBoat
How the hell were you โFORCEDโ to listen to rap
mal
well the beings that are currently being discussed are cats...so they are going to diet because they are eating more than they need
Cosmo idk
not an important part
Festive United Kingdom UK
Rap is just fast words with swearing
mal
some rap is good tho
Cosmo idk
@rb
DaRapBoat
Youโre retarded if you think that
DaRapBoat
What
Cosmo idk
eh
Cosmo idk
honestly pretty accurate
mal
yeah but some of its impressive
Twix King
Yeah I love rape too
Twix King
*rap
mal
lmfao
DaRapBoat
POP IS LITERALLY JUST UGLY ASS ANOREXIC FEMALES SHAKING THEIR FLAT ASSES AND SINGING ABOUT HOW THEYโRE WHORES
Twix King
Pop is trash nowadays but it used to be cool
Cosmo idk
i don't like the constant bass bs. and the instrumentation is usually pretty dry
Twix King
Rap is also trash cause nobody knows how to sing
Cosmo idk
sure
Twix King
Or be original ffs
mal
all fun and games until youโre on the receiving end
DaRapBoat
Itโs the most diverse genre EVER
Festive United Kingdom UK
What? Youre just stereotyping at this point, not all pop artists a female
DaRapBoat
Meaning it literally canโt be trash since thereโs so many types
Twix King
D:
DaRapBoat
If you get to pull the sexist card I get to say youโre racist!!!
Festive United Kingdom UK
The most diverse genre is edm, several different types exist
Twix King
eating diddy's meat?
DaRapBoat
Youโre delusional, EDM IS NOT A GODDAMN GENRE
mal
lmfao
Cosmo idk
says the guy who says the hard r
mal
real
Twix King
Mal your ass has been laughed off so many times this conversation I'm concerned about its safety
DaRapBoat
EMINEM ICE SPICE TUPAC KING VON RAKIM TYLER THE CREATOR NAS MF DOOM DMX JAY Z NLE CHOPPA ALL BELONG TO THE SAME GENRE
DaRapBoat
ITโS RAP
DaRapBoat
BY FAR
Twix King
At some point it's just going to pop off and roll down the street chuckling hysterically
mal
i fucking love you for saying that cus i genuinely just cackled
Festive United Kingdom UK
Bro, those are different rap singers, not different genres
mal
STOP IM DYING
Twix King
cmfao
DaRapBoat
The only time I said it was when I had an actual pass from black people and Jake said he wouldnโt ban me for saying it
DaRapBoat
WEโRE TALKING ABOUT THE MOST DIVERSE GENRE!!!!!!
Twix King
haha yeah I remember giving provisional rule-breaking privileges
mal
cocking my fucking aunts ovaries?
mal
lmao
mal
oh i said it again
mal
my ass is now down the street
Cosmo idk
but then yet again i've said pretty much every slur in existence so who am i say anything
Twix King
Oh look
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there it goes
Twix King
rolling along
mal
omg it already made it to your house?
Twix King
hi mal's ass, gee you sure are laughing a lot
Twix King
I wonder what could've been so funny
Twix King
for you to just
Twix King
pop off
mal
BAHAHAHAHA
Twix King
and roll down the street
Twix King
cackling hysterically
mal
omfg lmaoooooooo
Twix King
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
mal
my ass rolls rlly fast
Twix King
GOODNESS GRACIOUS THERE IT GOEW
Twix King
GOES
mal
prolly cus itโs so big
Twix King
SPEEDING SO HASTILY TO HUMOR TOWN
Twix King
WHERE ALL ASSES GO ONCE THEY'VE BEEN LAUGHED OFF
mal
I WANNA GO TO HUMOR TOWN
Twix King
SO MUCH LAUGHASSERY
Twix King
OH YOU SHOULD GO
Twix King
IT'S FANTASTIC
mal
ASSES GALORE
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JUST ASSES EVERYWHERE
Twix King
ALL LAUGHING
mal
okay wait when asses laugh does it sound like a fart??
DaRapBoat
Yes
mal
and does it smell???????
Twix King
It sounds like a cheeky (pun intended) little giggle
Twix King
and it smells like butterflies
DaRapBoat
Idea Matt and the mods should have the power to change other peopleโs usernames
mal
bahahaha
mal
what does a butterfly smell like
Twix King
like an ass laughing
mal
my friends brother once said if i was an animal id be a monarch butterfly
Festive United Kingdom UK
Why
Twix King
Ykw I can totally see that
mal
soโฆ.stinky???
mal
rlly???
Twix King
NO
Twix King
LIKE BUTTERFLIESSSSS
mal
OHHHHH
mal
AO FLUTTERY
mal
*SO
Twix King
Yes weirdly enough lol
Twix King
YES FLUTTERY
DaRapBoat
IF YOU VETOED ANY MOD LIKE YOU DID ME THEN THEY WOUDNโT GET ANY LEGISLATION PASSED AT ALL!!!!
Twix King
THIS IS IRRELEVANT
Twix King
E'RE TALKING ABOUT LAUGHING ASS BUTTERFLIES
Twix King
๐๐๐ฆ
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where'd everyone go :(
Twix King
my ass is sad
mal
HOW???
Twix King
it just slumped its way down the sidewalk of shame
mal
sorry my dad was talking to me lmao
Twix King
and popped back into place
mal
noooo be happy ass
Twix King
my ass started crying
Twix King
im crying my fucking ass off
Twix King
or on
Twix King
๐ญ๐
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CMFAO
Twix King
CMFAO MAN
Twix King
CMFAO
Twix King
THERE'S LIKE
Twix King
THIS BIG OL PUDDLE
Twix King
OF ASS TEARS
Twix King
IT'S SO SAD
Twix King
I can't really explain it but somehow in my mind, your attributes are intertwined with those of a monarch butterfly
mal
noooooooo
Twix King
Color, behavior, etc.
mal
huh
mal
an orange or a blue one
Twix King
YTHERES BLUE ONES?
Twix King
I THOUGHT THOSE WERE BLUEBOTTLES OR SMTH
Twix King
OR WAIT
Twix King
LEMME LOOK SMTH UP
Twix King
You're an orange one tho
Twix King
color autism
mal
i have color autism
Twix King
Oh I'm thinking of blue morphos
Twix King
REALLY?
mal
good thatโs one of my fav colors
mal
MILDLY
mal
YES
Twix King
YESSSSSS
mal
I CANT ALWAYS DIFFERENTIAYE RED ORANGE AND YELLOW
mal
AND SOMETIMES PURPLES
Twix King
WAIT DO YOU MEAN COLORBLIND
mal
yeah
Twix King
BECAUSE I ALSO CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE ALL THOSE ๐ญ
mal
AHHH NO WAY
Twix King
PURPLE AND BLUE ARE AWFUL
Twix King
BUT I LOVE THEM ANYWAY
mal
I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM W BLUE
Heroin Monkey
bro
mal
BUT I SOMETIMES THINK PURPLE IS BROWN AND VICE VERSA
Heroin Monkey
why r we speaking in all caps
Heroin Monkey
why r we speaking in all caps
Heroin Monkey
why r we speaking in all caps
Heroin Monkey
why r we speaking in all caps
Twix King
i CAN'T SEE THE RED IN PURPLE SO IT JUST LOOKS LIKE BLUE TO ME :(
Twix King
oh
mal
CUS ITA FUN
Heroin Monkey
holy internet
mal
NOOOOOO
Twix King
that last message was supposed to be lowercase BUT THE CAPS MAKE IT BETTER
Festive United Kingdom UK
BECAUSE ITS FUN
Twix King
YES IT'S SO SAD
Heroin Monkey
I BET IT IS
mal
i miss when everyone spoke in all caps
Twix King
I ONLY SEE TWO COLORS WHEN I LOOK AT THE RAINBOW :(
Heroin Monkey
GUYS SCHOOL STARTS TOMMOROW FOR ME
mal
WHAT COLORS????
Twix King
BLUE AND YELLOW
mal
MINES NOT THAT BAD MY COLORS JUST GET BLURRED SOMETIMES
mal
YELLOWS THE BEST COLOR
Twix King
YELLOW IS VERY COOL
Heroin Monkey
ORANGE IS THE BEST COLOR
mal
I FUCKIN LOVE IT IN CASE MY PROFILE DIDNT MAKE IT OBVIOUS
mal
ORANGE IS ANOTHER BEST COLOR
Twix King
I LIKE BLUE BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY COLOR I CAN SEE NORMALLY ๐ญ
Twix King
AND BLACK AND CERTAIN REDS
mal
LMAO
Twix King
Man I miss having big long chats like this
Twix King
Good times
mal
me too
Twix King
I'm glad there's not really insane drama here anymore ๐ญ
Heroin Monkey
srsly
mal
itโs so fun
mal
me too
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We had 3 1000 comment posts in one day like a week ago
mal
the amy drama
Heroin Monkey
remember when el faked her death
Twix King
It's like the golden age of WJE but with the conversational activity of the crazy times
mal
omfg
Twix King
people did that like 7 times
Twix King
there were so many fake deaths due
Twix King
*dude
mal
yeah fr
mal
ppl would die and then come back a week later
Heroin Monkey
fr
Festive United Kingdom UK
Maybe they just came back as zombies
mal
like ik you all ainโt coming back to life
mal
yes
Twix King
Someone "died" and then supposedly came back YEARS later
Twix King
brb
mal
that the hell????
mal
who?
mal
***what
DaRapBoat
But thereโs WAY LESS people
Twix King
Shaylie
Twix King
brb again
mal
ohh
mal
kk lmao
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Its still a long conversation though
mal
that means less ppl to be annoying
mal
bro j dipped
Twix King
SORRY
mal
smhsmh