Record Achieved

and we're dead again

damn. where did everyone go

here

okay

yup

holy shit. this place is dying

ded chat

lol

and its a low record

fr

ye. so fr

damn

apparently there used to be 80 people here at a time

damn

Before Jake gained control, yes

nope.

because this place was flawed

Because of Jake, yes.

nope. because it has fundamental flaws

damn

yeah. it was meant to fail, like a can of soda

thats crazy

ikr

You weren't even here over 3 months. You know nothing.

i do know a few things. this place used to have a lot of people online. and then us bp people flooded this place

or something like that

Stop pretending you are an old regular of this website. It's immature.

im not saying i am

from what i can tell, this place used to be pretty awesome

...

"yeah. it was meant to fail, like a can of soda" Stop contradicting yourself for 5 seconds.

ok, im not meaning to cause any drama

We see your attempts to appease us. Not all of us are so gullible.

i don't live to appease. i live to live

??

idk

this guy just went after me

You just admitted above to ruining this website and still try to blame it on us.

u coulda worded that a lot better

it was dead before i even came

yeah

"He cries out in pain as he strikes you."

I was referring to BP in general.

no. im just confused why ur even targetting me

???

that still doesn't really make sense

Then you are not as intelligent as you portray yourself.

dam

no, ur arguements are just unstructured

no bc all u have to do is scroll up a little

How? Ever since BoredPanda arrived, lawmen did a 180 degree turn to coddle them and simultaneously demolished the site's original demographic.

yeah exactly

so bp was part of the reason this place died

Now the site is dead because the old majority was eradicated to make way for the new minority.

yeah

exactly my point

And yet you blame it on us.

i blame it on bp and this place. the og migraters are the ones that got coddled. i got here and was immediately rejected

That was my point. Can you keep up a conversation for 5 damn seconds without trying to trick someone?

sorry. i did not mean to be seen that way

i do understand your points now

to be fair

You grouped yourself with them earlier. Stop changing the narrative for your convenience.

I feel like it’s not actually that serious

^^^^^^

cause those who make this sites problems so serious like actually have no life

it’s a public online website. u can’t gatekeep it the way u think u can

I never claimed it was.

FLAPPY BIRD

but the way ur acting is basically saying that

I'm angry at how he keeps trying to lie.

i don't mean this in a condescending way, but do you have to complain about the past?

dont call me that but HIIIIIII

I hate liars.

im not trying to lie. i was just jumping to conclusions

respectfully I think u need to calm down and stfu

Sure.

i am calm

cause ngl u not even a big part of this site and it’s community

HIIIIII

GUESS WHAT

WHT

i know that

Hiii Cosmo

hi

I HAVE AN ACTUAL VALENTINE THIS YEAR BRO

nice!

not andrei💀

BUT ETHANNN

OMG ACTUALLY

OH.

OH

oh

oh.

?

/..

HELP STOP

Hey cosmo what do u wanna talk abt?

What kind of things do u like?

he was the guy with like the uh

idk. what things except for japanese genre movies, do u like

the cat right

no

am i crazy

no?

YOURE LYING

hes the one who I’ve been liking on and off for the past year

NO ANDREIS THE ONE W THE CAT LIKE ETHAN HAS A CAT BUT IDK

Um, so Im not a weeb actually so I dont particularly favor things from Japan. It just so happens that a lot of the things I like are Japanese. Anyways, I like pretty much anything that involves Monsters, however I also like silly things like Garfield, Mio Mao, n other goofy things like that

Andrei’s cat AND Ethan’s cat love me

was he the dirty mirror one 😭

man imagine having not shy cats

NO THATS ANDREI STUPID

any thing sciency? cus thats what i like talking about

sooplooshyshyhyhy!!!!

hi leo

my cats hide behind the washing machine when anyone comes to my house even if ive known them for forever

AWWWWWW

hi cosmo 😀

I WANNA SEE A PIC

speaking of cats, my grandma got a new cat a few weeks ago

Um, most of the sciencey things I like come from Japan. I like Primeval tho which has speculative evolution n its british

OK BET BET UWU

OH RIGHT

I like speculative evolution n also speculative evolution for other planets

hi sooploosh

Hiii Leo

oh, so like exobiology?

!11!!!

Flaps what do u think abt the lashes

nice

Yeh, except the aliens I create often break the rules bc I believe that life on other planets wil lbe completely different than on earth

hiii hru

like they may not need water to live

you can never know

Kinda bad bc the baby video still

under the modern definition of life, stars can actuallt be called organisms

Btw that silly leviathan thing I keep talking abt is actually a sci-fantasy im working on, n its full of aliens

that sucks i’m sorry

^^^^

you could kill a man with those bro

😭

hm. lignin based creatures

interesting

they look like the bird spikes on the edges of buildings

to keep flappy birds away

My King Kong fanfic also has speculative evolution. King Kong is a good example actaully bc I gave him a big mane (to protect from dino bites) claws for climbing n digging, large fangs n powerful jaws for biting, n also he lives in a tribe of large apes that hes the leader of.

Do u ever create animals that dont exist like that Cosmo?

...

TO LITERALLY KEEP PPL LIKE U AWAY

SMH

i actually had these thought experiments about 2d life

OH GUESS WHAT

Sorry. It seemed semi relevant

I FOUND THE SCHOOLS FURRY ACCOUNT

its fine

*the school furrys account

what the-

Sorry for taking over again

why are you talking about fanfic .?

its fine. a nerd is a nerd is a nerd

what

WHAT

like

ITS SO NASTY BRO SHE WAS LITERALLY HOPPING AROUND UNDER A BRIDGE 💀

what the?

ew.

yeah

No its not bc like, Im not sposed to dominate conversations n turn it into smthn only I care abt n then be the only one talking

furries are weird

MY FRIEND WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS FURRY AT HER SCHOOL THE OTHER DAY

Pls Cosmo, tell me abt ur interests

hey. it happens.

SHE SAID SHE SAW HER PEE ON A TREE

I don't understand. Is that slang?

look at my username. that might tell something

Space

what the heck

hope she falls on a rusty needle

no. its a furry jumping around

no it’s literally what was happening 😭

She reckons she's an animal?

yup.

thats not even a what the heck moment its a holy fucking shit moment wtf

Moron.

NO ACTUALLY

its a messed up community

huh. Dont'chu think black holes have a dumb name?? Like, Chasm of Oblivion sounds way cooler

my brothers yapping at me but I have my AirPods in so I can’t hear him

she said she like clips her nails to be "extra pointy"

what kind of space things do u like?

idk what he’s saying but he literally won’t stfu

nah. black holes is more... accurate

MY BROTHER

the math

its wierdly satisfying

I'd clip some nails to be pointy, some to be broader, some to be built like shovels, n then one rlly thick, long, n pointy nail so my hand can be like a swiss army knife

WAIT HOLD ON REMEMBER HOW LIKE A MONTH OR TWO AGO MY BROTHER KEPT YELLINF AT ME EM

YES

HE BROUGHT THAT UP AGAIN YESTERDAY

Real actually I kinda find math satisfying but also hard n onverwhelming

………….is he autistic?

What kind of math is involved in space?

IN HIS ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW RATLIKE I AM (he thinks i stole thr last chocolate milk)

Well if she reckons she's an animal, I'll happily play along.

does it run in the FAMILY FLAPS

WHY

DID HE CALL U RATLIKE

...By shooting her and putting her head on a plaque above the fireplace.

NO BC I ACTUALLY STARTED GIGGLING

you just have to think through it

RATS DONT STEAL MILK

Why do furries always pic the most basic animals like foxes n dogs n cats. Like, be smthn cool like a Mantis Shrimp

if she wants to act like an animal, she should be treated like an anima;l

I DONT KNOW HE WAS LIKE "AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT, YOU WONT JOIN MY MINECRAFT WORLD SMH"

oh my goodness

like but he seemed GENUINELY UPSET TOO

Minecraft?

hes so goofy

that would be called a crusty

isn’t he like 18?

YEAH

Oh. Wait is Space Math like?

he says its java tho so "its fine"

physics

its literally just physics

STOP BC “you stole the last chocolate milk and you wont play Minecraft with me 💔🤬😡😤😤”

Oh kk

I'm sorry, but your brother is a manchild.

its really fun.

You'll have to euthanize him.

dang, bro. not that far

hey lynx

hi again leo

NO ACTUALLY AND ITS EVEN MORE IRRELEVANT ABT THE LANES THING BC WE CANT EVEN PICK OUR LANES ANYMORE THEYRE ASSIGNED SO IT HAS NO POINT AT ALL

yup yup basically BAHAHHS

stop stop not

i’m going to manila today!!!!!

I. ate something spoileed.

I FORGOT ABT THE LANES

hes a little immature

just a little

my brother is a menace too

Might be irritatable.

And sluggish.

“the disrespect (he whispers under his breath)”

NO ACTUALLY LMAOO

hes so

u guys think u had it bad

um

Then y bring it up?

specially crafted

thats all im saying

Then don't.

^^^

i never was sayin he was abusive or shit hes just annoying

be nice to ur parents bc they made you too

i only said that he did something bad

^^^

what was brought up

actually, nvm

ummm okay

-Emily 2024

If u wanna like, vent to me on discord abt it (I wont judge u or tell anyone else I double pinky promise) I'll listen. Im not there rn but Ill read it soon

its fine. hes much better now

😭

ew trump vs biden

ew. politics

Both senile.

did you

I hate them both

i hate my parents

same

Should be in a museum, not an election...

brb

my parents are pretty good

oh damn

not me

lmao

i didnt hes just mad i got the last one before him

I love my parents

i love my parents

ya cause your parents are awesome as shit

wait, ur mainly on the german site. right?

THATS RIGHT

We should have the election by having Joe n Trump fight to the death. No matter who wins, the winner will liekly have suffered such grevious wounds that they will die later and be unable to serve

THEYRE AMAZING

EXCEPT YESTERDAY MY DAD STOLE MY GRANOLA BAR

REAL

NO BC LET ME TELL U WHAT MY MOM DID

biden would prob just walk off the fighting ring

I don't doubt it.

Sup beaches

America is third world now

nuh uh

My parents are cool but my mother doesnt even talk anymore, and on the rare occasion she does, its unintelligible n we have to ask her a bunch of yes or no questions to figure out what she wants.

Fourth world even.

Uh dude

thats not true in the slightest

SO I WAS LITERALLY YAPPING MY ASS OFF TO HER BC I HAD A LOT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AND ANYWAYSSSS SHE TEXTED ANDREIS MOM AND ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO GO GET COFFEE BC LIKE HIS MOM AND MY MOM ARE FRIENDS SO I GOT A CHANCE TO SEE ANDREI AGAIN

im sorry. what happened with her?

At least it's hot.

?

She was hit by a car when I was 8 and she suffered a traumatic brain injury.

Ever heard of a hyperbole...

I THOUGHT U WERE OVER ANDREI.

Aw I’m sorry Soop, that’s terrible

Its a dumb hyperbole tho

oh. im so sorry

I AM

that sucks

Ty Jake n Cosmo n Leo

INNNNNNTERESTING

Coming from you, that's meaningless.

oc

NO BC IM OVER HIM I JS TOOK A BREAK FROM BEING OVER HIM

Tell me lynx, what is ur opinion on camels

hey, very bad timing man

the biggest question is where the fuck is my dad at

JAKE

THAT SOUNDS LIKE UR NOT OVER HIM

Hamid

hm?

AHEM

Why is that even remotely relevant?

I SAW A CAMEL ON SUNDAY

idk

what does smells like teen sprit look like to you

NO BC I AM

U JUST GOTTA TRUST

post that in the meme section. not here

it feels yellow and blue to me

like

Yellow, very yellow

But like

yellow on the outside, blue on the inside

I seen Deshons year book picture and he’s actually so photogenic

it smells like salt spray

With some dark yellows

................isnt that a fucking dog breed

YEAH DO YOU SEE A GOLDISH ORANGE

oh. ur doing the schizo shit again?

Maybe a light light blue green during the clean parts

no actually it smells like teen spirit

YES

IDK IS IT

YESYEYDYEYSYE

AND RHEN

DACHSHUND

close enough

IT LIKE BLENDS TOEGTEHR SOME TIMES

stop schizoiding

wait Leo wdym abt ur dad

?

YES

OMG

THEYRE SO CUTE

CAN TOU SMELL IT?

he just dipped

WEINER DOGS HELP

YES

IT SMELLS LIKE

omg thats awful im sorry :<

IT TASTES SND SMELLS LIKE SEA SALT

NO STOP I FOUND THE CUTEST DOG BREED EVER LAST NIGHT

TEEN SPIRIT

AHAHAHDGDHDHD

kys

I don't have a keyboard.

A CHOW CHOW AND A HUSKY

MIXED

it’s a long story. thanks

THEYRE SO CUTE

Do u like hugs?

LEMME SEE

actually no bc I can google it myself

i’m allergic to dogs 🐶

no

YES

good job em

Leo ^^

NO

ITS SO FLUFFY

kinda

HEY SHAWTY YOU WANT SUMMA DIS?

I would hug u then except u live in korea

that’s what he said

sending a virtual hug rn

I gtg

IT LOOKS LIKE A STUFFED ANIMAL

no

ITS ACTUALLY SO CUTE

Yay

YES

I have to go

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FRR

NO

okay anyway

Bye Leo, Jake n Cosmo

Cya

jake you should go one uwu

*on

alr. cya

I always am

i think we should like

i’m on uwu sometimes

I’m never on here and not on uwu at the same time

make some dog breeds less uglier

same.

play a little game i made

make them fuck each other

all u gotta do

ok

that just makes ugly squared

or look in a mirror

is pick a candy bar

hey it’s me

yummers

a candy BAR or like any candy

twix

if ugly is negative beauty, would ugly squared be positive beauty?

one got a blade

if u eat the wrong one

Already happening.

I swear to God boy that’s on you

ew

i don’t like dogs

no

he mewed

what did they do to it

i’m allergic

w rizz

That's a dog.

whatre you saying

the dog mewed

They fixed it.

yk that TikTok audio?

Eh?

that’s like let’s play a little game I made all u gotta do is pick a candy bar

TWIX

SUGAR