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You "don't care" yet you took the time to write this entire post. What a clown you are.

real.

damn u have a pfp with a person who’s chin is shaped like a dick that’s crazy

I hate that show, I just need an inconspicuos profile.

You “hate that show” yet a character from it is your pfp? What a clown you are.

lmao

Nah because people keep saying they’re mad at me and I’m mean or some shit

Illiterate retard.

don’t be m

Im reading evrything u say in a Peter Griffin voice in my head

You only got to the first part before your tiny NPC brain short circuited lmao

Peter, why is there a horse in the loving room?

*living

oi wade answer me

That's the kind of abysmal attention span that only an TikTok addict has.

Yo.

Aaay Dagger

Yo.

Welcome, King

Aaay Jake

Aaay Wade

Peter, chill. I was once like you, but it’s a waste of time.

Dagger that mean u don’t roast people anymore?

I would chill but these underagefags are infesting the site.

Take a stab at May for me

Braindead degenerates don’t take into account how insulting you are. They couldn’t care any less.

This is an 18+ site

This dude’s been around since before I was, damn

I’m pretty sure ur the only over 18 one here tbh

where? where does it say that?

Peter take a stab at May

Lol "ban everyone who's mean to me" what are you, Xi Jinping?

Exactly what I was thinking

Ikr?

Read literally any of the jokes.

Yo Peter, you’re like the 79263th person to come on here and be like “this site is for kids, I hate you all”

this is clearly not a kid's website.

I agree, but you can’t control that, unfortunately.

All the sensitive people downvote all the jokes nowadays

ok and? did any of them say only over eighteen can be here?

We got 12-13 year olds here now

Okie dokie gotta head out

edgy bastard. go to sleep timmy, you have a school to shoot up tomorrow.

Children should not be reading rape, drugs, murder, pedophile jokes.

Facts.

Bro. 💀

That’s just cringe.

that’s a fair point cause obviously you did, and you turned out like this

Then why respond? Do you retards even know what "I don't care" means? Fucking smooth brained parasites.

I can and I am. What do you think about that?

Based

wade do be ignorin me

I’m so sorry but like that’s such an embarassing response

I’m not ignoring u ily

I do hate that most of the people here are emo femboy degenerate retards with no social life and no knowledge of what grass is, but I can’t do anything about it. So I just ignore them.

What? U haven’t said nothing

You can't ignore them I have to scroll through pages of jokes until I get to funny shit

Ban those who are obviously underage, there are many.

i did, on the other post

Peter, it’s not worth wasting your words. You’re basically talking to dead bodies.

ily

I wish. I’m not this site’s owner. I can’t.

More like talking to zombies.

I’ve gotten over that a while ago.

Who is? Let me speak to him.

He’s most active on the german website. I can send you the link. But he’s not too happy when we bring our business to his perfect little community on there.

hey em chill

cmon

yeah but damn these ppl are driving me up the wall today and like I got the time so I’m in not playing rn

don't post it here or these americunts will infest it

don’t talk to me please and thank you.

ey griz cmon stop it,its gonna make everything worse

idc bye.

They won’t. That site is very exclusive. I’ve tried to join, but it’s clear I’m not welcome.

Plus, they’re all German. Barely any English.

Here ya go: schlechtewitze.com/

Tell me when you have it.

true they mostly just ignore me thats why i only talk to gamer

google translate exists for a reason bud

Good. Gatekeeping preserves communities. (Ignore what Redshit or Shitter say, they are subhuman.)

Indeed.

What’d I miss

what abt gamer?

I got beef with grizzly bear boy now

I doubt that underagefag will singlehandedly bring down the site.

Cool, I got beef with people, what of it?

And Peter, many have tried to talk to Matt (the dev) about this, even me. But he doesn’t care.

all he has is google translate lmao

I don’t think Matt is gonna do anything

Stop being sensitive

Sensitive snowflake. ❄️

Fr tho, grow some balls

Fag, retard, cracker, colonizer, white icee, snowflake

Stop watching woke new and media. They turn you into a degenerate retard. Including TikTok.

Chex ask the question again

Nice. 👍🏻

He can't, estrogen has caused his balls to shrivel up.

Fr tho, don’t wanna turn out like May or Toby or something

you probably watch James Charles

They never existed in the first place.

whats the beef with u and angel

I saw those troons. Don't worry, they'll rid themselves from the genepool soon enough.

Dunno, don’t care, some shit with May probably, for the party. One less person I gotta care about lol

Nobody cares about middle school drama. It’s brain rotting and utterly infuriating.

She’s just mad at me or some shit

May is autistic. Just ignore him.

Fr tho

nah im just asking what he did again lol

Based

Bud stop saying "based". It's cringe both inside and outside of 4chan.

wwwww

Stop using your energy trying to understand and help these brainwashed children. The only thing it’ll do is dumb you down to room temperature IQ.

Ah shit, Jordan got May’s gay ass pfp now

fr?

Alr sorry man

Yeah you're right. Probably better off if their defective genes don't spread.

Yea, my homie is dead

This site is turning into BoredPanda slowly..

wtf is BoredPanda?

not rlly

I’m gonna turn back to my old ways if retards keep pouring into this website. My professionalism and patience has a limit.

a site where we came from

The woke ass site I escaped from

Go back there.

And never come back.

nah its shity there

this is a site about making jokes about rape, murder, necrophilia, and other atrocities. The way I see it, be as unprofessional as you goddamn want.

This dump is filled with emo parasites as it is. We don’t meed any more of them.

yes, go back.

BoredPanda is a fuckin shithole filled with woke idiots whining about their gender and shit.

ong

why

you're a tourist of this site. Not a member.

Can I stay?

so?

you askin permission?

Yes

Anyone who made an account in the last 4 months of 2022 to 2023 and beyond is a newfag tourist.

u started off as a "tourist" too

No I didn't.

so why cant i stay as long as i wanna so that i could become a "member"

I was here when accounts with profile pictures didn't exist. When the goal wasn't to get attention, just to make jokes and have fun.

you will never be a member, you will always be an attention seeking parasite.

how come i am one?

you say that “based” is from 4chan like no bitch the amount that you say newfag is ridiculous go back to 2b2t

You're not, you're from late 2023. Tourist.

i didnt even do anthing to caught anyoes attention i was just talking to my friends

what the fuck is 2b2t?

where ppl like u are from.

congrats you’ve graduated from a shit Minecraft server to a website with jokes hooray fun fun fun get over it now

No we're not.

Alr well if Dagger says I can stay I’m staying

with a hard r is crazy cause u have a fat white cracker as ur pfp

I don't play video games.

If he tells me to leave, I’ll leave

u never listen to the shit other people say on bp why would u listen to him lmao

wade

Cuz BP is shit. I respect Dagger. He’s been here longer, he’s a mod, and he’s awesome

because he's an attention seeker that enjoys sucking the moderator's taint. Fucking cuckold.

Wassup man

yeah that’s what I was thinking

U want attantion seeker? Go see May, Sam, Toby, or Angel

u sound like a dog

He probably wants to be promoted to mod so he can abuse and turn the site into a browner shithole.

u me and him all eat dogs

lmao

I respect people who I think should be respected

yeah we should eat wade

If I become a mod I’ll ban the shit BP users you all hate so much

😳 I’m good he probably tastes like shit

wtf is happening

Don’t really know bro

well dagger hasn’t done it yet so why would you? yk, following ur previous logic

that autist with the car profile picture got mod and now bans anyone who hurts his feelings. Subhuman behavior.

Out of curiosity, what are your qualifications for ban

u praise people like they are gods who "fit" into ur world

Are you with me or against me?

yeah that mf dont talk to girls

im not against u im just telling u how i notice

bro youre acting like such a people pleaser rn

on me like grow up and stop being a pussy

Who cares. If the admins are stupid enough to give you mod, you'll ban whoever you goddamn please anyway.

God forbid any of you ever hold any position of authority.

lmao

But seeing as how clown world is, it will probably happen soon.

actually so real except I hold authority over my own life and I do whatever the fuck I want

There’s like 1-2 people I’d ban, everyone else is pretty chill. And I’d do what Jake does and make a poll first and let the people vote if they want them banned

There are certain people I want to please. I want to belong here. I like it here.

(nobody cares because it’s not going to happen…)

makes sense,u dont belong in bp

Never did

yeah

but eh do whatever u wanna

Cringe LARP. Just get off this website and save yourself 10 years of embarrassment when you think back on this at night.

oh that’s right you consider what happens on this site really that deep, so deep that you write whole paragraphs and shit about your opinions on here which no one except wade cares about, so you’re referring to just this?

Holy fuck is this bitch still here

Do you guys want me to ban him because I’d be more than happy to

and “holy hell” is crazy I ain’t never seen someone contradict themselves so badly with two words

Whole sentences are not whole paragraphs. You really are an illiterate moron.

oxymoron

yo who tf even are you

no YOURE the illiterate moron

ladies, ladies, you’re both illiterate morons

idk what that is

Guys I gotta go am I banning this retard or not

yes

yes

ban him

Okie dokie

Banning people for speaking their opinion.

smth that contradicts itself

"N-no u"

based censorship

u dont even left us speak without u being an ass

ong

He’s gone :)

he’s not a lady he is a man 100% a man for sure a man cause only a man would be this disrespectful and rude and entitled

yayaya

ik i was joking :)

let*

Damn 💀

man slander

damn that’s gotta be a skill issue

Hehehehe

hehehehehe

soup.

he literally came back ti actually waste his energy in this site

good soup.

speaking from personal experience of course

like if hes willing to waste his time he should just jackoff on pornhub

okie bye

idk why he cares so much honestly cause like all of the ppl he used to be “friends” with on here have probably already moved on

MmmmMmMMm

surprised he has friends

that guy is eating his chopped up and cooked wife mixed with chicken broth

yummmyyyy

yum

i love eating my wife

I love everyone’s complete lack of a filter on here lmao

it’s cause there’s rlly no censorship

and Wade, you’re new “bestie” (who doesn’t even like you) is gone so u can cut that ppl pleaser shit out and grow up

sup jake

Sup

ong

AAAAAAAA im gonna be late in school

Imma head out cya guys

save me some tf

Gl Chex lmao

bye

bye chexy <3

nooo go fast

alr ttyl maybe

cya jake

i have so many blisters from rowing

my hands are like dead

pain

we had a killer pressure piece

my whole body hurts like hell

bye guys ima go too :)

how long you been rowing amy

cya

like 3 seasons

aww alr, ttyl :)

whens rowing season

wait

hey guys

?

I guess thats it

I meant Dagger

Don’t give a shit about Peter

still doesn’t mean you have to worship him

nvm, js can you give me that in years lmao

3/4 of a year

I don’t, just respect him

ic

then youll get callouses ig

Dagger, Jake, Ethan, all 3 of em

im not leaving yet thehehe

btw good morning amy<333

dont be late chexx

Anyone seen mud western motherfucker?

im not yet late but i get ready rlly slow thehehe

yall should totally look up tub girl

Hey Trenton

yo

not too recently, why?

you needa speeed

Pelziger Hassers disbanded huh?

idk

I thought we all were just putting that in our bios

Dunno we just haven’t all chatted so figured we did

Toast and I did

I did for like a week then got rid of it

Yea

Thanks for the new name btw lol

yw

the pfp matches ur name too

lol

?

u bruh

Wdym it matches?

blade

aka machete

Oooh ok

Yea lol it does

NOOOo

?

i meant the name and ur pfp LOOks good together

you the homie with the extra chromy wade

wade

ur mom speaks tagalog?

Yea

Ruh Roh Raggy

u didnt learn tagalog?

Some

She speaks English tho

Ruh Roh RaggyRetard

like what

tryyyy i wanna hear/read

Only Tagalog with other Filipinos

pero pwede naman ako ah?

kasi marunong naman ako

Zoinks Scoob!

tsaka pinoy din ako

dilaan mo ang aking mga bola

sira ulo

HAHAHUSHUGAUOGA

sige nga

dilaan ko bola mo kasi boinoingooingboingobinh

Nakakuha ako ng malaking asno, hindi kasya doon

ay ganon ba?

150 pre

oo nakakuha ako ng isang malaking honker

kakaiba ka mag tagalog

nakakatawa kang puta ka

marunong kaba mag mura?

Ako ay lubhang kakaiba.

r u really using translate?

Bibigyan kita ng 50% off

L<MAOJSIH

No

nobody rlly uses lubhang that much anymore

Hinding-hindi ko susubukan at dayain ka bb

sabi ko minsan

AHAGSHAGHGHGAHGHAHAH bb ampota

Malaking asno malaking titi

TAENA SHHASGHAGSHSGAJHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

ok ur so funny when u speak tagalog i cant

Ano ang ibig mong sabihin na ako ay laging nakakatawa, walang sipsip para sa iyo

pinag sasabi mo dyan

wala akong sinasabi na nakakatawa ka lagi sabi ko lang nakakatawa ka mag tagalog

Lagi akong nakakatawa

Gtg for now let’s continue this later lol

LAMOO

alr alr take care

I never chose to be mod. I haven’t used my powers in along time because I don’t care. I don’t seek validation through useless things like this.

Based Dagger

I wasn't calling you that, I was talking about the kid that wanted to abuse. Also Jake banned me for speaking my opinion because it hurt his fragile little feelings. He's probably another underage like the one with the car profile picture, based on the way he speaks.

peter. The horse is here