Pills Didn't Work

Faker

Not a faker

I threw up 12 times

And passed out

oh damn

I took like idk 67 I think

damn

don't you dare take any more

it’s fake

Why do I low key agree with random anon

nice pfp

MAL

HI

hi rhino!

hey cosmo!

AHHHH WHERED YA GO

idk did i

then yes

I WAS LIKE STUPID BUSY

NAURRRRRRR

ERM THATS PERSONAL INFO

CREEP

...

just asking

delete

my

name

<3

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an anon thinks i’m ingenious 😩

😭

i ain’t that idiot

im so tired oml

same

my cat is sitting w me

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very yippeeeee

good for you

dog

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fluffy doggo

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Mal!!!

I thought bro died

real shi

Wsg Rylee

wsp ingen

hi

Hey

hru

Tired af

Hbu

wsp ingen

Wsg

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a lot of weird stuff

meh

I won't

Yall wanna meet my gf

I just went to the gym for three hours

Q

W

Wsg May, I hope you’re doing better

I still feel sick

What did you overdose on?

Fucking idk

Random pulls I found

Nice

I told my mom's friend

Whyd ya do it

To try to kiss

Kms

Oh ok

Not kiss

oh

I tried like twice

Died for like 15 minutes the last time

This was my second attempt

That’s why you guys thought I died

I was very sad when I thought you dod

When I really just had a heart failure and modern medicine miraculously saved me…

Sorry bout that (Yeat reference?)

No?

Fym no

What's a yeat

It’s a rapper 💀💀💀

Oh

You live under a mf rock

Yerp

bru kms

No

yes

my nic is dead

I wanna kms

Bro Mine died yesterday

And I charged it

And I’m using it

Bye

Bro don’t kill yourself….

dont do it again this just means that ur fate isnt to die yet

Yeah it's my second attempt so ig not yet..

plus its sin to commit suicide

so no do it

rip

DONT DO THAT MAY

sin bad

death bad

life good

see ur just not meant to die rn so no matter what u do it souldnt happen

wsp jkw

heyy

Sup RAPPERS

Anyone wanna talk about math with me???

I would like to but I've got an English test in less than an hour sorry

welcome to the nerdy side

Pffftt, the only useful English shit is RAP

what math you in?

eh

sure buddy

Well I FAILED math since I give zero fucks about school

so why you talking about math?

I bet I know more about it than you

well then u should start giving a fuck abt school

ok then, how do you calculate a derivative?

no google or ai allowed

I plan to drop out of school to devote 100% of my time to RAP

You gotta find the rate a function changes

But it’s hard

but how

in python?

pretty easy actually

no

by hand

You compute a number, plug it into the deriative formula and simplify it

no...

Wdym no

WELCOME BACK TO MATH CLASSES WITH COSMOOOO

you mean a differential equation

That’s how you calculate a DERIATIVE genius

That’s literally why it’s CALLED that

no

a differential equation is the derivative of an equation

So??

a derivative by itself is not an equation

A differntial equation has to do with the derivatives function

I thought you were SMART

that's true, but what is a derivative function.

it's easy

It’s finding out how a function changes, like I SAID

a function doesn't "change"

the things in the function change

Exactly, you gotta find out the rate that happens

no...

A function does change and the the derivative at a point represents the slope of the tangent line to the curve of the function for it to change

Virgin boy

a function is a static input-output machine. the rate of change is the rate that the output changes relative to an input

so in the function f(x)=x, the rate of change is 1, because as x increases by a value of 1, so does the y value

try again buddy

i know what i'm talking about

Nuh uh fat boi, lemme pull out the CRAYONS, if I make a function represents the position of an object over time, then its DERIVATIVE represents the velocity of the object, which represents the function

You get a new function that you get by differentiating the ORIGINAL function

no. the velocity represents the derivative of the function

yeah

f(x) almost never equals f'(x)

Nuh uh, if I have a position function that would represet the position of an object

except in the case of f(x)=0 and f(x)=e^x

Well yeah the velocity is 0 so the position wouldn’t change

no. the base function is f(x)=0. that means the position is constant. the derivative of that function, which is f'(x) would also be 0, because velocity is the rate of change of position divided by the rate of change of time. the rate of change is 0, and no matter what the time is in the function, the velocity will remain 0

Uh I’m OBVIOUSLY right because velocity is defined as the rate change of position and since the position is at ZERO then so is the velocity

no

You probably failed math even harder than I did

velocity=dx/dt,

nope

Exactly so I’m right

im in an accelerate ap calc class

you said that velocity is the rate of change of velocity

that's a scalar

velocity is a vector

it has a magnitude and direction

No I said it’s defined as sthe rate change of position

Divided by the rate cahnge of time

that's what you said.

now what's the rate of change of velocity over time?

The derivative of the velocity function, genius boy

what's the actual name for it?

Well the rate change of velocity over time is the deritave because that’s the formula

It’s acceleration

okay

Are you using me for your homework or something?

calculate the acceleration of the position function v(t)=x^2

nope

*p(t)

Bruh that changes it completely

Acceleration would be 2 units per time squared so the rate of change is constant then

it can be calculated if you understand some implicit properties of polynomial functions

p'(t)=2x

p''(t)=

Well the accelartion depends on the X POSITION

no

If you’re so smart solve p(t)=x 2 +3x

p'(t)=dp/dt

p(t)=x^2 +3x?

the derivative or the solutions

No I’m representing time

With x

so the derivative

Basically yeah

easy

p

p'(x)=2x+3

Well not exactly

it is exactly

i can prove it

No the accelaration would STILL be a(t)=2

you didn't say what to solve for

but yes

I thought it was obvious\

how about e^e^yx

PFFFTTT

implicit differentiation is fun

It would be whatever the derivative of p(t)=eyxp(t)=e e yx with respect to t is

I don’t have the small letters but yeah

f(x,y)=(e^e^yx)(e^yx)(x*dy/dx+y)

Yeah

but why?

Well first of all because eeyx is a DOUBLE EXPONENTIAL, yx is the exponent of the inner e and the result of it is the exponent of OUTER e

x*dy/dx+y is differentation with respect to x and y is a function of x

Wait what pills? What did i miss?

So basically cosmo sucks at multivariable calculus

yh

no

it's not called "multivariable calculus"

it's implicit differentiation

Most of what we’ve been talking about and what you’ve been failing at is the calculus stuff

no...

i know how to do calculus

you don't

you don't even know what i'm doing

We both do, but I’m better

um, you failed your math class

BECAUSE IDGAF ABOUT SCHOOL

Guess who failed science????

Albert einstein

no

he was in a bad school system

Excuses excuses

no...

That should make it EASIER to pass

no...

it's hard to make an effort in something that doesn't let you go at your own pace. and his pace was much faster than the schools

That excuse is lame

“I’m too good so I failed!”

that's not what I mean

what I'm saying is that his school didn't give him room to grow

So if he was too good for the school, why did he fail?

he wasn't too good for the school. The school was too bad for him

he had no motivation to pay attention

Yeah but if I went back to preschool I wouldn’t fail because it’s “too bad for me”

Brb for three minutes

What if the teachers are wrong

they'd move you up, because they would understand that you are in a lower level education than you should be

and that is not a good analogy

it's more like tying a goat down to a post where all the grass is beyond its reach

Bruh what

it makes more sense

My analogy is better

Stop arguing about school, we all know school is trash.

no

not always

Exactly, school SUCKS

i mean, my school lets us use our phones in class

so idk buddy

Wanna know what’s so much better than school?

no

Lucky

RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

no

Yeah

Rapboat got a point, atleast listening to rap is fun.

plus we get to go on retreats for 3 days a semester as a school

eh

its okay

I’d rather talk about RAP than math anyways

Hiiiiui

Dubstep kinda on top though imo

well i wouldn't

wsp may

Bro what nah

nah

rock

Math has more to do with astrology than rap so it’s more in your ballpark no fair

Im not in geology

bro...

not funny

math has nothing to do with "astrology"

Well it has a hell of a lot more to with it than it does to RAP

no

there's actually a lot of math in music

there's even a mathematical theory of music

so try again

Well yeah, but I’m talking about RAP, not fuckin MOZART

there's still tons of math in rap

Btw I know you’re one of those grammar nazis that gets hung up on astrology/astronomy

that's not "grammar"

there's an extremely huge difference between the two words

one is a psuedoscience scam. the other is a true science

Whatever, there’s also an extremely huge difference between RAP and CLASSICAL

that's true, but they both still have math in them

Not rap

yep

Who tf listens to classical nowadays? Elderly women?

Well maybe some nerds could somehow found a way to integrate a bit of mathology into there but that’s not what TRUE HIP-HOP is about

you can count the words in a rap song, the rhythms have certain tones in them

math is everywhere buddy

Nuh uh!

tell me one place where math doesn't exist

math can be incorporated into it somehow

Rap without a nerd complex

Outside the edge of the universe

which edge?

um, rap still has math in it

Rap does actually take a lot of math, you gotta account for syllables and rhymthmylogy and tone, step count in beats, but that makes me an INTELLECTUAL since I’ve exceeded that metasphere making you incorrect

So no

still has

*yes

Like I said it does, but it makes me SMART since I’m above that grade so no

no

knowing how to do math does not make someone an intellectual

Exactly, I’m an intellectual because I’m ABOVE those kiddie complexes

huh?

you aren't making any sense

Wdym?

I’m saying I’ve already graduated past and mastered the musical theory, and syllable count, beat tempo rhymytic science and all that shit

uhh

you can't "graduate" in them

I’m essentially a musical maestro

no

still no

Bro

You may be more well versed in astronomy than me

And we may be equals in math

But I GUARANTEE I know WAAAAYYYY more about music than you do

you haven't even done calculus

Like I’d be the sun and you’d be like a nickel in that area

you don't know what implicit differentiation

Bro it’s YOU who can’t do calculus

i disagree

what calculus have you done so far?

none

How can you disagree with a fact?>

I’ve taken on omnivariability, don’t test me

"omnivariability" isn't even a word

Ha ha, bro proved he doesn’t know the highest levels of advanced protosenior calculus

ur just making up words

Advanced prowhat what?

Bet you’ve never tackled analysis or topology, or rienman and lebesugue integrals

have you ever taken a calculus course before?

Well obviously not at SCHOOL since it’s not in my grade

But yeah I have

mhm

ab and bc?

Uh no

I said NOT AT SCHOOL

calc 1 and 2?

NOT

AT

those are the courses available

SCHOOL

Yes, in COLLEGE

both in and out of school

And I do math in neither

No fucko you’re wrong

how many college courses have you taken on math?

or other topics

NONE BECAUSE I’M NOT IN MUTHAPHUKKIN’ COLLEGE!!!!!!!!

As for college LEVEL, tons

nor am i

oh really?

Yeah

I bet you can’t say the same

how many to be exact?

Lost count

mhm

And you?

i'm basically halfway done with an astronomy minor, except for the liberal arts requirements

Dawg for the last time

NOT IN SCHOOL

college courses buddy

i didn't do them in school

i did them on my own time

I could ace all my math and english school courses if I wanted to and my parents gave a fuck

then do them

Well my parents stopped giving a fuck a long time ago

what math did you fail again?

algebra 1?

All of it

even kindergarten level math?

1+1

No I meant THIS YEAR

*Last

11

year

what math you in right now?

15 when hard

The usual

what's "the usual"

Whats -4×-6

11th grade advanced algebra and pre calculus

But my level is WAAAAYYYYY above that

Bro that’s like KINDERGARTEN

bro, i basically did most of algebra 1,2, and part of precalc in one single summer

e

z

Bro, LIKE I SAI

D

IDGAF ABOUT SKUL

then why are you flexing about being smarter when you don't have the evidence to do so

Ok fine

As for SCHOOL my repertoire is also more impressive than yours

Whats |x + 1 - x^2| = 2(2x^2 - 1)

x=1+square value 61/10 HA!

you did that with a calculator

It was a joke but anyways i dont actually know the answer.

No

now estimate the square root of 42

Dumbfuck

easy bro

Exactly, you’re MOCKING me

Wait are you actually serious, bro that shit EASY

how about the cube root of 1728

That’s better

12

easy one

Now what’s the cube root of 4913

Awkward silence

Why does it say you’re 14-15 years old? How can you be a span of ages?

Idk

Its because im turning 15 soon

W

Back

hi

You done using the calculator?

Wsp jassy

hru

Jk

Lmfao

No. I just had to catch my bus

More like busSY

cough cough

I can assume that its between 16 and 20 using simple ariyhmetic

Yeah but what is it

Is it an integer number?

If so, it is 17

Alright fine, you win this one

I'm bored

Hi bored, I'm cosmo

You’re not funny

rapboat be nice

Idc

It was actually very easy to estimate it

Stfu, you know you a L

stop being a dick

Wait is your pfp a freaking just blach reference?

I'm not even tryna start shit

BLACH made it

Bro, you just DID talk shit

All I said was rapboat be nice how is that me talking shit?

Cause y’know, it’s HOW ya say it

how do I say it? explain that to me

I knew by head that 16 cubed is 4096. It can't be 19 cubed, because in base 10, when a number ending in 9 is cubed, it ends with a 9. But if it ends with a 7, the cube ends with a 3.

Because it isn't

You lost me at 4096

You could’ve just SOLVED IT in your head like I did

You, uh… don’t?

All I said was be nice I'm to tired to be starting shit so

I seriously doubt that you did

Im tryna be civil with everyone

Yup

Why?

If youre tired then.. go to sleep. Dont sleep deprive yourself it isnt healthy.

I have brainpower

You know, I also solved it in my head

Yeah but I didn’t use those cheat formulas that just give you a range

Ima go to sleep soon

It's not a "cheat formula"

I gotta shower and stuff first

Alr

Well my formula gave me the ANSWER

It also gave me the answer

I just use question ai

Bruh

Lmao

it works

I got my science grade up and my math grade up with it

Stop arguing about maths and instead create a society where maths doesnt matter anymore

🤯

anyways I gtg it was nice talking to you guys I'll try to be on tmrw

Aight cya

rapboat don't let your Alfa come out

Alright bye

Yup, but ur ai isn't the thing that helped tutor someone who was utterly failing geometry

Now lets talk about smth else. Favorite pizza toping anyone?

Basil,

Extra cheese

Bruh i read it as "brazil"

Lmao