Pepperoni vs Sausage

pepperoni all the way

nawwww

hell yeah

naw

sausage makes me gag

whatever

Hey mal

heyy may!!

Hru??

tired lmao but generally good.

you?

oop

Eh. Kinda want to die but that's okay

Hi jassy!!!!

don't die :(

hey may

Trying haha

Hru

good. keep going. you got this <3

Idk anymore

im good hru

can yall do a video call bc im bored

I want to die :)

i would but my fam will hear so i can't

No my parents are the worst

damn

same

Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured shit or shit-flavoured chocolate?

neither

bruh neither lmfao

choose one

u have too

shit flavoured chocolate cause at least that won't get me sick

hopefully

chocolate flavored shit

lolllll

bc it taste better

And I'm not answering this

lmao solid choice

lol

Would you rather drink two litres of piss or two litres of sweat?

omfg i am not choosing

yes u are

I'd rather you stop

no

fine

These are the worst questions ever

i have a question

kay

Hmm?

Would you rather know what your pets think of you or never hear them speak?

would you rather shoot dumbass or kill dumbass?

i wanna know what they think lmao.

Oh and pepperoni over sausage

What kind of sausage? 😏

10000%

....

😏😏😏😏😏

YOOOO

LMFAO

pepperoni better tho

hi everyone

my sausage

Hiii

ooh 😋

i would rather die

ufhshbsvs

its so foggy out

ooof

Nope nope nope nope nope

youtube.com/shorts/BHgtjcfgqlY?si=uRV9io4ittvEaKhL

ever mcdonalds everywhere is like that watch this video

lol

im bored

what to do

i dunno

Alphascrewing

I'm boreddddd

oop

ofc 😏

oo ok sounds fun

yas 😏

*alphascrews may and flappy*

....

...

uwu harder daddy

...

*goes harder*

WHAT THE FUCJ

NAH

JUST

CHILL

THE

FUCK

Harder

OUT

Lmao

lmfao

mal

damn bruh you the one typing all caps

wut

you get the front i get back

LOL

lmaoooo

wtf is going on in this chat

idk 💀

silly shi

Fun with daddy

LMFAO

yup

two daddys

hehe

i read that in the most innocent 5 year old girl voice ever and i am so dead now

I can't with this chat lmao

LMAO

istg i got like a nice fancy reserved seat for me in hell right next to satan

lol

heheheh

mal read bio.

lol

Daddy read the bio

nawww girl my music taste is the best

lol

my music is SUPERIOR

youre trippin

im listening to AMAZING music rn

AMAZING

bob whats your favorite album

.

gurl be so fr lmao

Ngl I've never listened to basically a single song on the playlist you sent me

im listening to better music

lmao

naw bro

bob pleas 🥺

no

do you not listen to music

ooo bob tell us

My music taste is the best clearly

naww mine is

i do

may do you like tyler

what music do you listen to bob

Who is Tyler

no

tyler the creator

yall my bf wants to come over should i let him?

What

yes

the artist tyler the creator 😭😭

yall should make a movie lol

ok

yesss

make a movie

bobbb tell meee what music do you listen tooooo

you calling us out of pocket??

?

💀

what music

anyhow

no

I don't know who that issssdhvddddssddsgvyhfjdjxhbdh

DON'T LISTEN TO IT

omg listen

DON'T

make a movieeee with him

(daddy is off her meds rn shes nit thinking straight dw bout her)

I'm on my phone can't listen to anything rn anyway

NO DADDY IS THINKING J FINE

mal whats your favorite album anyhow

hmmmm oh gosh i have no idea

shhh its okay stop yelling, ik it hurts

omg best album ever frfr

*blasts girl in red on full volume and annoys everyone*

thats a silly ass album cover.

it's an amazing album cover

omg maneskin released a single recently and it's cover is awesome

mal

we should make a movie to ngl

JK

LOOK AT DAMIANO'S HOT MOUTH

im kidding

lmfaooooo

lmao

This picture makes me want to remove my eyes and I don't know why

NO

IT'S AMAZING

fr tho

we should

50 50 share of the money

lmaooo

lolll

yeah mal it looks like it would kind of hurt to do that

bruhhhh

omg i JUST realized yall are matching

best album 2014 forest hills drive

lmfao

Damn didn't realize

why not mal

why not what

the movie

how would we do that

wdym

easy

hang on, you guys are minors

slightly illegal activities

lol

lmao

I prefer sliced dick on my pizza

does not matter

mmm delicious

so mal

Dick 🤤

yeah or no/

lol

Yeah I like when they’re so small

eh im lazy

bruh

omg that's my favourite. so much easier to swallow

dawg

ill do all the work

okay then lmao idc

as long as i don't hafta do anything

lmao

Your awfully familiar with small ones aren't you

You know what I say, young feels better on the tongue

theyre the best with the yummy white cheese 😋

LMFAO

lol

you're so wise!!

I'm familiar with the big ones

im familiar with both

medium too

I MEAN WHAT

NOOO TOTALLY NOT

HEHEH

😮‍💨

Dick equality

heh\

All ducks are created equal

*dicks

#AllDicksMatter

mal so where are u??

lol

Give the little guy a voice

wut

ofc

Nah #SmallDickSupremacy

we don't wanna be exclusive Jake c'mon we gotta include the big guys too.

wya mal

so, sir, why do you advocate for that?

lol

...in my house

which

is

where?

I got dick reduction surgery to be one of the small guys

me kneeeee really fucking hurts

Gtg

planet earth

lol

Byeee

byeee mayyyy

byee

mal

did i alpha-screw you too hard bbg

mal

omg congrats!!!

wuttttt

mhm🥵

Ty :)

mbmb

whats ur email

tell me when you see it so i can delete it

omg mal thats an adorable email 😭

it's my old one lmao i hate it so much

i see it lol

just make a new one

kay

i did haha for school

i was like "ain't no way i'm giving my teacher's this email"

one of my friends has this

ah

very interesting email.

lmaoo

to say the least

i email u

and he still gave it to our teachers lmaoo

bahahaha

Awwww

bruh

ship names???

shushhhhh

Bal or Mob

LMFAO

nooooooo guyssssss

whyyy mady

lolllll

😭it ain't like thatttt

yes it is

narrr lmao

he admits itttt

it is no

haahahaha

now

hahahahahaahhahahahaha

nooooo

my rules mal

loll

lmfaoooo

naw i'm an alpha male remember

It’s too late we already made the name

nooooooo

i thought we were together. damn cheater :(

im alr in a better ship than this lmfaooo

amy

u said u would think abt it

plussss

lmao i was joking because

its a joke

like its funny

yeah ik

lol

im still thinking about it

fuckkkk

oop

think faster lmao

anyway, i prefer mob

bal sounds weird

Yeah

Mob

whatdya think, madyy?

amyyy what about Malliamm

lmaoo

jake we're the shipmasters

FUCK MAL ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME

we'd be the ultimate ship

im bored what are yall doig?

LOLLL

✨dRaMa✨Jassy✨ now im bored what are y

NO THIS ISN'T CONSENSUAL

oh waut lmao

whyd it do thayt

lmao

drmaaaaaa

Fr

drama

bruh i cant tyoe

lmaooo

whats our ship name jakeypoo?

Just realized this is a different new acc lol

jake dont like me anymore