No Valentine

welcome to the singles club

lets poison some chocalates

Oooh I wanna join

and make the couples feel our pain

Ye

real

shut up jake

i’m never forgiving you

never mind you responded

i forgive you :)

Hey woah we don’t talk about BEETLEJUICE that way

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

YOU CALLED???

MWAHHAHAHA

Beetlejuice?

Beetlejuice

Beeeeeeeeeeetlejuice

beetle juice

K now go away

HEY

that’s racist

Not you

you can’t be racist this month wadey

the illuminati will kill you

Oh shit, it’s monkey month

and then hitler will feast on your dead body to regain his yourh

IM HERE

HEHEHEHE

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

Oh shit

OH SHITTTTTT

Beetlejuice

ITS THE GHOST WITH THE MOST

JET FUEL CANNOT MELT STEEL BEAMS

Beetlejuice

AND ILL DO YOU ANOTHER JOB HEHEHEHE

Oooh

HEHEHE

Thought it was Shy

ACKNOWLEDGE

I DON'T THINK THAT SHY KNOWS WHAT BEETLEJUICE IS. IM PRACTICALLY DEAD TO THE REAL WORLD NOW. HEHEHE

...

IF YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ME FIRST

Hey guys

Greetings

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

What is going on

Ethan!

YOU CALLED???

(how many of u guys have seen the movie

Hey

Yes

<3

I saw it a very long time ago

:(

i'm trying to get tickets to see the musical but i'm obsessed with the soundtrack

ACKNOWLEDGE ME

OR I WILL DO SOME VOODOO SHIT ON YOU

Who’s alt are you

Is It El?

Totally mine

Totally

womp womp nigga

Ok

YOU SHALL FIND OUT

why is this in my camera roll

Eggy boi

EGG ME WADE

is he hard boiled or not

EGG MY ASS

he’s furry

What the fuck

real

ok im back

i hate writing this essay

what essay

What the fuck is that supposed to mean

for english

it’s about home and family

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Hello again

HEHEHE. I HAVE COME BACK

MWAHAHAHA

i’ll beetle your juice wade

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

YAY

...

Bet

…..

Salutations

i’m high off snorting gatorade powder

Why?

it made my nose bleed a little

THATS MY JOB

cause it was grape flavored

Double bet

there was this kid who snorted smarties. and smoked them

that's so real

Oh heeey Cosmo where ya been

well, "smoked"

up ur ass

Lemme check

let me snort u

🤨

jk jk

ded chat

real

Why would you do it for the flavour? I don't understand people

it was weirdly salty

but it looked like coke

Just popped my neck and it felt so good

people are wierd

i am going to throw a laptop at my teacher’s head

let me pop ur cherries

you can do stuff with my neck

Bro I’m in AP world history it is no joke

STOP FLIRTING WITH MY MASTER

ow i’m imagining it and my boobs just started hurting

uh

real shit

they already hurt so bad cause i had to run like 5 miles and then do a circuit

Look!! Someone who cares!!

too much info...

you will touch a pair one day son, you must be ready

...

golly gee

whatthatsay

thats what she said

holy

salty dick yum

it was a ur mom joke gone worse

quotebooked

insult my mom all you want

She is getting you "ready"

wade does your dick taste like pure himalayan salt harvested from the source

but can i fuck her?

it does

yeah

the best saltiness in the world

ok

now give me ur address

brb

soon he will be know as your dad

wrong question. May i fuck her?

435 clark creek lane 27519 cary, nc

wait hold on it’s apex not cary

435 clark creek lane 27519 apex, nc

yuh

"so you have chosen DEATH."

idrc come kill me

no way u actually just doxxed urself

yes i did

No way

it was pretty fun

You should delete that

nah

435 clark creek lane 27519 apex, nc

good

i looked at it in google maps

Can I pull up

fr

nice

its a boring, tiny house

no

it’s the last one on the street

its the one accross the street

you’re a boring, tiny girl

and i would delete ur address..

nah

it is

jake will delete it for u

you are

nope

i’ll just post it again idc

im a boring, tiny boy

girl

damn, can't relate.

Bro your house is nice

ik

fr

bro, google maps provided me the wrong street view

it’s a lot bigger than it looks

I don’t even live in a house

damn

Apartment

can't relate.

also there’s a shopping mall, movie theater, and whole foods that’s less than 5 minutes away

nor can i

and my school is 2 minutes away

I live in the city so I’m kinda close to everything

well that's just boring

green level high school, cary nc

i rather walk like 10-15 mins to school

stop doxxing urself

damn

also this is my phone number 959-232-0689

I’m going to use the internet smartly and not reveal what school I go to or where I live

whoa

also this is my email amyylol423@gmail.com

also this is my full name

amidhaar

The only thing you know is my first name

ur an idiot

house, 435 clark creek lane 27519 apex, nc / school, green level high school, cary nc / phone number, 959-232-0689

idrc

make a post

for that

Wait I missed the Amy house reveal?

Damn

well said

nuh uh

just search it up

Imagine doxing yourself

house, 435 clark creek lane 27519 apex, nc / school, green level high school, cary nc / phone number, 959-232-0689

It’s okay I already have it bookmarked on google maps

this is all of it jake

yayayayaay

I will last name reveal soon but besides that I won’t share shit

jake doesn’t know my last name

ikr

he claims he does

fr fr

no doxxing allowed

My last name is two letters that is all I will say

2 letters?!

wu

om

io

li

in

Pp

Le

Amy won

yi

yu

whoa

It’s li

wait but.

100%

ethan li

Li

is it Li

li.

Ethan li sounds tight

Possibly

tighter than your mom

HÆ

mine is longer.

we will call u Li from now on. or element 53. whatever u prefer

Not as tight as Madi though

Mine is the longest

mhm

lithium

🤨

Lithium where you at

loose

she’s loose

I’m so happy, cause today I’ve found my friendssss

nvm. its not number 53

no it isn’t

oh she’s definitely not 😏

how long is your last name

IM JK IM JK I HAVENT SEEN ANYTHING LMFAO

we talked about this.

three

jake

Shit mines only 7 letters actually

ha

ur name is threethan from now on

5 letters

but i have 2 middle names

mine’s 8

I don’t have a middle name

my first name has 4

Jace

Mark

Alex

Todd

Toby

middle names are 5 letters each

wanna see my last name

Tony

Sure

it’s very currymuncher-esque

u won't get it

Uegd

I’m not racist ong

wait actually i’ll tell jake cause he’s the least likely to leak it

Bet

I might leak this house, 435 clark creek lane 27519 apex, nc / school, green level high school, cary nc / phone number, 959-232-0689

depends.

Y’all are fucking stupid for doxing yourself

u hate everybody equally. but u hate black people more equally

Do you guys wanna know Amy’s last name

What…

i never will dox myslef

Bet

a bit of an animal farm reference

myslef

myslave

Aka wade

mycelium

Bandyharchswarmujah

hi

frfr ong

hi rhino

…

hey cosmo

HI GORGEOUS

HIII

Is that your last name?

sure

Nice

(it’s not)

that's wild

ikr

(I kind of knew it wasn’t)

lmao

Good.

fym good

hi Amidhaar Bandyharchswarmujah

Should I leak the real one

nah

If Amy wants ig

nah

she leaked more than a pregnant lady

uh

……..

oh

um

cute

Weirdo

ikr.

stop being so leaky

…

amy face reveal

i told you i’m not squirting in the soap dispenser

amy you cant post pictures of me without my permission smh

...

that’s not you

yuh huh

RRAWR

wild

LMAO

nuh uhhh

what that say

amy, remember yesterday when the poppy sucker face revealed madi's face?

huh

ingenois that's wild

no

hi angel

i wanna see her face reval

I said it looked like my dad 💀

do you have a piccu

piccy

😭

3,750 days

ok?

oh yeah

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65ccdabe86c0c168dd5a5027

why did he keep leaking her face and not the dead cat

they make you wanna do smth evil

lol

they want to make you*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIPy7X4a_qE

ded cat

(:<

Wsg cosmo

Hello

nothing yet

ded chat