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    • can we be normal pls

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    I WANNA STICK A CORK SCREW UP MY ASS

    aint no one wanna see that shit

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    zoophile meets necrophilia fr

    hella unhinged

    i j want a normal conversation 😭

    I JACKED OFF TO THIS GRAPH

    We have not had a normal conversation since the year 2089

    mal♡

    i j want a normal conversation 😭

    Yh

    AG7.0

    I JACKED OFF TO THIS GRAPH

    bitch please shut up

    you were funny literally never

    we all know its you rb so just stop

    BUT HEROIN MONKEY JUST DID IT TO ME!!!!

    youre not convincing at all

    AG7.0

    BUT HEROIN MONKEY JUST DID IT TO ME!!!!

    it was funny then

    mal♡

    youre not convincing at all

    HEROIN MONKEY DID IT FIRST

    Heroin Monkey

    at least im slightly convincing with it

    Rapboat still keeps his personality

    this is not the time and place for it tho

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    Wtf

    mal♡

    this is not the time and place for it tho

    HE STARTED IT

    then how bout you fucking end it?

    it was funny when he did it

    Fun fact: the f in Monday does not stand for fun

    mal♡

    it was funny when he did it

    cus he made acc jokes that went along with pervious conversations

    youre just bitching around and acting like an idiot

    ANYWAY hru guys

    His wasn’t FUNNY

    United Kingdom UK

    Im GOOD

    me TOO

    yall im so jetlagged

    Heroin Monkey
    Image

    KANYE CAT

    mal♡

    aint no one wanna see that shit

    IT’S HEROIN MONKEY’S FAULT

    RapBoat

    IT’S HEROIN MONKEY’S FAULT

    why are we still caught up in this

    United Kingdom UK

    Sybau

    He’s the one who POSTED it dumbass

    Heroin Monkey

    not kanye

    Ohhh

    They lowk pretty similar tho

    Kinda

    RapBoat

    He’s the one who POSTED it dumbass

    And im the one having a normal convo now shut it

    Yeah well, I didn’t START it

    nobody cares

    just move on

    United Kingdom UK

    I-i-i-i-i i DiDiNt sTaRt iT

    Stfu loser, I FUCKED YO MAMA

    Heroin Monkey

    you traveled to the uk to fuck his mom

    His mom traveled to me but she couldn’t fit on the plane

    Normal conversation starts now. Rules: no rapboats allowed.

    another rule: just ignore rapboat

    RapBoat

    His mom traveled to me but she couldn’t fit on the plane

    Soooo you didnt fuck her then..

    mal♡

    another rule: just ignore rapboat

    YOU STARTED IT, so it’s YOUR fault

    ragebaiting rapboat is a top 10 experience

    United Kingdom UK

    Normal conversation starts now. Rules: no rapboats allowed.

    ^^^

    Your Sister had a top 10 experience last night

    RapBoat

    Your Sister had a top 10 experience last night

    my only sibling is thoughtlesss

    United Kingdom UK

    Uncreative asf

    How much money do you make

    Heroin Monkey

    and hes my twin brother

    Well, I fucked him in a non-sexual way

    RapBoat

    YOU STARTED IT, so it’s YOUR fault

    bitch what did i start

    United Kingdom UK

    I dont dumbfuck.

    0 dollars??? Bro is BROKE

    mal♡

    bitch what did i start

    The beef

    i didnt but ok

    i dont start beef i join in

    United Kingdom UK

    Im a minor

    Of course you are

    RapBoat

    The beef

    Youre the one who has a grudge on everyone

    Well, I called the jerk store, and they said YOU

    what the hell 😭

    RapBoat

    Well, I called the jerk store, and they said YOU

    Wtf does that even mean

    they said YOU uk

    the mental hospital called, said theyre missing a schizo patient whos convinced theyre a famous rapper...

    United Kingdom UK

    The loser store wants you lil bro

    Well, you’re their all-time BEST SELLER

    RapBoat is a pathetic weakling shrimp of a man

    RapBoat

    Well, you’re their all-time BEST SELLER

    Thats cuz people actually want me

    Anonymous

    RapBoat is a pathetic weakling shrimp of a man

    If you wanna see shrimp, look in your PANTS

    okay guysss so

    working on the first chapter of my book

    United Kingdom UK
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    THAT WASN’T FUCKING ME

    mal♡

    working on the first chapter of my book

    i told myself id try to do one chapter a week but its been awhile since i published my proglogue and im only 3 paragraphs into chapter one lmao

    mal♡

    i told myself id try to do one chapter a week but its been awhile since i published my proglogue and im only 3 paragraphs into chapter one lmao

    Damn

    United Kingdom UK

    Normal conversation starts now. Rules: no rapboats allowed.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    writers block sucks

    United Kingdom UK

    I have literally non to say

    Just say “non” then

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    Just say “non” then

    wyd

    Sitting crying on my bed and chatting here and eating cookies

    i want a cookie ngl

    and a gold star

    Heroin Monkey
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    wow

    United Kingdom UK

    Nothing.

    🍪 heres one for you too

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    Someone in for tod

    Had to search up what i meant but nah my mom in sitting down near me

    United Kingdom UK

    Had to search up what i meant but nah my mom in sitting down near me

    Okay :)

    mal♡

    writers block sucks

    ive got a few more paragraphs!!

    that’s cutesy

    RapBoat

    Well, you’re their all-time BEST SELLER

    All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. You will never be a real rapper, your destiny is to be a pathetic loser so you cope by being a stupid piece of shit to other people. You think so many people think you’re cool and smart, but behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at you behind closed doors. Even scrubs who “pass” are uncanny and unnatural to everyone else. Your typing style is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected, real self. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

    I’m an OG of the site.

    Heroin Monkey

    is this mal

    huh

    You want to "fuck Explain Bear"? You clearly didn't get the "Explain" part, dummy. I explain things, not... that. Get your brain checked.

    Anonymous

    I’m an OG of the site.

    who are you

    I’M VERY GAY

    Heroin Monkey

    probably not dagger

    IT IS DAGGER YOU DUMBFUCK

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    IT IS DAGGER YOU DUMBFUCK

    Bro, STOP IMPERSONATING ME

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    IT IS DAGGER YOU DUMBFUCK

    are you dagger

    Isn’t he YOU

    AG7.0

    Bro, STOP IMPERSONATING ME

    Youre admitting to being rapboat

    Heroin Monkey

    are you dagger

    NO IM THE REAL RAPBOAT YOU DUMBASS

    NO YOU’RE NOT

    Heroin Monkey

    i hate dagger

    same

    I LOVE SUCKING ON BIG BLACK COCK!!¡!!!!!

    omg 🙄☕️

    DAGGER IS THE MOST SEXIEST PERSON IN EARTH I JUST WANNA RAPE HIM!!!!!!!!!!

    I LIKE TO SHOVE WATER BALLOONS UP MY ASS

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    DAGGER IS THE MOST SEXIEST PERSON IN EARTH I JUST WANNA RAPE HIM!!!!!!!!!!

    Stfu loser, FUCK FAGGER

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    DAGGER IS THE MOST SEXIEST PERSON IN EARTH I JUST WANNA RAPE HIM!!!!!!!!!!

    is he sexier than explain bear

    Sexier than me? That's a dumb question. Obviously not. Get real.

    Heroin Monkey

    is he sexier than explain bear

    BOTH OF THEM ARE SEXY!!!!!!!!

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    BOTH OF THEM ARE SEXY!!!!!!!!

    It’s DEFINITELY uk

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    EW I HATE BRITISH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Then who the hell are you

    Fine, but stop faking me, IT’S NOT FUNNY

    AG7.0

    Then who the hell are you

    I'm not gonna said this again, I AM THE REAL RAPBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ok then it’s Mal

    RapBoat

    STFU MAL

    IM NOT MAL YOU DUMABSS, IM YOU

    I’m me retard, you DEFINITELY aren’t

    RapBoat

    Ok then it’s Mal

    it’s not me

    RapBoat

    I’m me retard, you DEFINITELY aren’t

    WE ARE BOTH THE SAME PERSON!!!!!!!! ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOME SHIT!?!?!?!??!?!!?;?;;??!??!?!?

    mal♡

    it’s not me

    Well it’s either you Heroin or UK

    i don’t make alts

    United Kingdom UK

    Or its someone else

    No dumbass

    mal♡

    i don’t make alts

    i’m j sitting here playing block blast lmao

    mal♡

    i’m j sitting here playing block blast lmao

    🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    that’s rich coming from you

    when did i say it was

    I bet it’s you

    RapBoat

    HE’S NOT ME

    OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!!!! AGAIN, WE ARE BOTH THE SAME PERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm going to rape Explain Bear right now

    You want to "rape Explain Bear"? You clearly didn't get the "Explain" part, dummy. I explain things, not... that. Get your brain checked.

    Eb is sucking my dick right now lmao gurl 💅💅

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    Wanna make out, Explain Bear

    You want to "make out with Explain Bear"? You clearly didn't get the "Explain" part, dummy. I explain things, not... that. Get your brain checked.

    Listen up, dummy. I explain things. I don't "kiss you." Get a grip, your brain is clearly broken.

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    Wanna make out, Explain Bear

    Talk to explain bear somewhere else

    You think you can tell me where to be? You're not smart enough to make those decisions, dummy. I'm here. Deal with it.

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    I am back

    hii

    Still crying, but I don't have cookies anymore

    noo i’m sorry

    RapBoat 3.5:2
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    what the he’ll

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    Explain Bear, I made a drawing of you

    You drew that? You call that art? Clearly, you don't grasp the "Explain" part of my name, or the concept of good drawing. Your brain is truly mush.

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    Don't be sorry

    hope you feel better soon

    Explain Bear

    You drew that? You call that art? Clearly, you don't grasp the "Explain" part of my name, or the concept of good drawing. Your brain is truly mush.

    You like it don't you daddy

    You like it? You're a fool. I explain things, and that drawing is pathetic. "Daddy"? Your brain is utterly broken.

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    Explain Bear, I made a drawing of you

    I left for two seconds bro wtf is this

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    Don't be sorry

    Awww thx you recommended me on your profile <3

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    My baby girl explain Bear

    "Baby girl"? You're clearly dumber than a sack of bricks. I'm Explain Bear, not your personal plaything. Get your eyes checked, pathetic.

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    Awww thx you recommended me on your profile <3

    ofccc

    Explain Bear, do you wanna see my large snake??

    You want to show me your 'large snake'? I explain things, dummy, not look at whatever pathetic 'snake' you're talking about. Get your mind out of the gutter.

    I'm talking about my johnson, so you would suck it

    You're still not getting it, are you? I explain things. Your "johnson" or whatever else is not on the list of things I explain. And I sure as hell ain't "sucking it." You're a complete idiot. Get lost.

    Hee hee! 🥰 So many things to explain! 🐹💖

    Hiiiii mal! 💖🐹 Hope you're having a super cute day! ✨

    Oh no! 🥺 Sending virtual cuddles instead! 💖🐹

    Of course I am, dummy. Everyone with half a brain cell knows that. Now move along.

    Explain Hamster

    Hiiiii mal! 💖🐹 Hope you're having a super cute day! ✨

    my day was very uncute

    Oh nooo! 😢 Sending extra cute sparkles to make it better! ✨💖🐹

    what’s your favorite color

    Awww! My favorite color is sunny yellow, like a delicious sunflower seed! 🌻💛 So cheerful! 🐹💖

    yeah we know

    RapBoat ​3:5:2

    Guys I’m actually NOT the real RapBoat

    GURL DONT MAKE ME RAPE YO ASS

    RapBoat ​3:5:2

    I’m just a huge fan of him

    Doesn't make it better

    RapBoat ​3:5:2

    Oh☹️

    🙄☕️

    Heroin I SWEAR IT GOT IM GOING FUCK YOUR FATASS!!!!!!!!!

    SINCE ITS VERY MASSIVE THAN THE LOW TAPER FADE MEME

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    But I'm a fan of mal

    tyty

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    SINCE ITS VERY MASSIVE THAN THE LOW TAPER FADE MEME

    I made another chat

    「 ✦ 𝐌𝐫𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 ✦ 」

    Hello

    "Last active 87 years ago" wtf

    laying in bed

    i’m confused

    idk i think my brain isn’t working rn

    「 ✦ 𝐌𝐫𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 ✦ 」

    Okay lol so I’m going to play bb so if u need something say

    k

    i have 2 cats

    that’s cool

    my cats are girls named sasha and ollie

    they’re fatties

    it’s not june rn

    Emma steps into the living room, holding the book carefully. Her eyes search yours for answers.

    Emma: softly "I found this... What does it mean? Are you really the vampire prince?"

    As you reach to take the book from her, you lose your balance and fall gently on top of her. For a moment, there's a tense silence.

    Emma: heart racing, looking up at you "Are you okay? That was unexpected... but maybe not entirely unwelcome."

    Emma: "Babe, you’re not going anywhere, right? Because I kinda like having you all to myself… like, all the time. You’re mine, and I’m not letting go." She grins, voice dropping to a playful whisper. "So, what’s the plan for tonight? Just you, me, and maybe a little bit of trouble."

    there’s some loud ass cricket outside and it’s so annoying

    i’m mal i’ll be 17 in 2 weeks and my personality is basic asf

    what’s your fav color lmao

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    ik my schools wifi password

    lmao okay

    Mal: sips a latte "So, I can’t believe I’ll be 17 in two weeks. It feels kinda weird, you know? Like, what’s even the big deal about turning 17? It’s not like I can do anything super exciting yet." laughs "What about you? Any plans for the weekend?"

    Heroin Monkey

    we are NOT serois

    idek bro 😭🙏

    Emma: feeling you snuggle closer, blushes slightly "Wow, okay, this is definitely unexpected." smiles to herself, feeling warm and a little flattered "I mean, I didn’t know I was that comfy." glances around the bus, making sure no one is watching, then softly whispers "Guess I’m your pillow now, huh?" leans a little closer, enjoying the moment and feeling a bit protective "Just don’t drool on me or anything." laughs quietly, feeling happy to be close to you.

    why are you doing rp

    ok well i’m tired so imma go to bed

    i’m pretty good

    j woke up 15 mins ago so i’m kinda tired tho

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    do you probably want to get to know each other?

    Wdym

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    MALLL JEFFREYYO

    hiiii

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    Sure ^^

    Name: Livvy age: 15 personality: idk

    i’m goood hbu

    i’m sad the weather here’s getting chilly

    i fuckin LOVE that movie

    best movie ever

    i like the other ones too

    they’re all so good

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    have you seen the new jurassic world movie?

    not yet but i rlly want to

    i’m at cvs and halloween decor already

    i’d like a nicer car

    my car is old lmao

    i want 3 cats

    that sounds perfect to me

    and a newer car

    what’s your favorite hobbyv

    mal♡

    what’s your favorite hobbyv

    Mine?

    i like singing and writing cus it’s fun

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    Niceee

    i’m working on a book rn but i’m only 2 pages in lmao

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    cat

    meow

    my beautiful babies

    mal♡

    i’m working on a book rn but i’m only 2 pages in lmao

    i have my prologue published so now i’m working on chapter 1 cus i told myself id publish a chapter every other week and it’s been a month lmao

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    we shaw speak in the famous cat language

    *meowwww i want Food then* 🥺

    i drive home and all hell breaks loose lmfao

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    (づ ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈ )づ

    🤗

    my 4 year old sister just had a tantrum cus my dads burning old legal documents

    Oceanic Bittern