NECT

I WON

Hey Virgil

*next

No you didn’t

*virgo but I forgive u

AG won, last comment

Virgin?

ISTG YOU NIGGAS ARE THE WEIRDEST ASS PEOPLE

I won the next post

dumb fuck

We definitely are

What's I do?

What'd

Ok but I gotta bring this up…tf is Amy’s pfp?

THATS WHAT IM SAYING BRO

hey get back to word blud

IT LOOKS

Pointy

field 18

It looks like she’s being mounted

Idk

The pfp has no bones bro

AYO

PAUSE

Oh yeah

It does

Dude it does right?

And the face too

For sure

I saw it and was like “Yeah…no”

the letter d is just the letter a when hard

Ive given up on marvel or DC pfps

Why?

Music now

Idk

They just don't feel right anymore

The one I got now is pretty good, knowing me I’ll change it tmrw

Probably lol

Your current one is cool tho

I'm probably sticking with mine for a while

What do you want now?

Oh hey Lynx

I don't understand why you keep summoning me only to say nothing.

freddie dredd is fire

When did we summon you?

If you do this again, I will not respond.

hi lynx

Lynx who summoned you?

You keep calling me in the Jokes section.

Let me switch to buisness mode

Oh that wasn’t me, idk what the fuck these bozos are doing

It’s because we would like to know where you’re at.

worstjokesever.com/jokes/6582ed92866fe331b4d19dbf/lynx-where-the-fuck-are-you Does anyone know what he wants?

1nonly better

Dagger Jr. wanted to discuss the new website with you.

Haven’t seen him today

I'm staying in the Discord with the mods because they are the only sane ones here.

meh

Smart, I don’t have discord so I can’t join

so

wsg

guys

I see. It’s understandable, then, if you stop responding on here, but Dagger Jr. really was interested in the “new website” that you were making.

Who is DailyDumbassBob?

He’s very inconsistently on, however.

A user

I KNWO

HELP ME

We're still planning it out.

I NEEDA PFP

We just want to enjoy the winter season for now.

If you and Dagger Jr. ever have a chance to talk, I’m sure he would be interested in your ideas.

HELP

No rush dude

WADE

That’s valid.

Lynx is barely on

Anny

Hello

hi

I know.

Who are you? (This isn't meant in an aggressive way, I'm just curious.)

Oh. Fuck.

viagra

wsg toast

What's wrong?

You guys just never stop talking do ya?

Well, I swear I’m not a mentally unstable retard, but this was meant to be my serious, unbiased, opinionated alt.

We call them “Anon”

Not when I’m around

I'm no longer doing marvel or DC pfps

I arrived a few minutes ago.

Nice dude

I promise I don’t mean to gatekeep who I am, but I’m sure that you would judge if you knew.

So I might keep that to myself for now.

Kinda sucks cuz that means no more matching, but alr

Secrets are good bud

Oh yeah

I don't care about who the individual is as long as they behave well, which you seem to be doing. I reckon we have room for one more in the Discord.

But I don’t behave well on my other account, to be honest with you. And I appreciate the offer, and I don’t mean to sound snotty, but I am not interested in joining the discord right now. Thanks.

I do appreciate the sentiment, though.

Soapy boob pics pleeeeease

I’d join, just don’t have discord anyways

Oh, alright. In that case, you are now blacklisted from the Discord.

Than I probably wasn’t talking to you. No hate

No offense taken.

Okay.

I’ll wait for the new website, discord is discord

Wade, you’re still proving my point btw

It's nothing personal, Dagger has just made it clear that he does not want any "undesirables" in the Discord.

That being?

That you know anything about me

Am I marked as “undesirable”?

I know your name

No. In fact you are whitelisted as you are a moderator.

Only the first letter

Oh, I understand. That wouldn’t hurt my feelings, it’s a valid rule, one that I’m willing to appreciate.

Oh cool!

Rawr

Well bye fellas

No, you told me the whole thing, but then told me to call you the first letter

Cya Toastie

You said you forgot my name

Were you playing dumb?

. . .

Totally not

Just trying to calm you down

By lying?

Exactly

If I’m being 100% I forgot it now, but I can find it

ok

bye

OKAY ANYWYAS

Are u two like a thing?

VIROGGOGOO

Well now I don’t trust you. Do you know and you’re lying? Are you playing dumb?

onggg

No

OH NOT ME FORGETTING THAT WILK HAS A BF

NVM

Totally

I TAKE IT BACK

.

WHY U LYING ON HIS NAME HUH

different answers

thats embarrassing

WOAH

WILK HAS A BF?

LITERALLY

I’m not lying

ID NEVER EXPECT THT

Here is a list of members I have blacklisted based on Dagger's criteria: ꧁ᬊᬁᴀɴɢᴇʟᬊ᭄꧂

AnonymousNumber1 Toast4128 𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐 urfavvirgo Lil ag3.0 AG 3.0 opal Sooploosh MacSchnibble Flappy. 𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟 Are there any more individuals I should blacklist?

Wait dose he actually-?

I don’t believe you

DID I MISS WILKINSON LORE?

NAMES? RELATIONSHIPS?

THE LOOOOOOOORE

TF IS BLACK LISTED?

What did i do-

Pretty good, Toast is ok tho

tell me why i read all your texts in a heavy heavy british accent

Jake Pat

Blacklisted means you are not allowed in the official WorstJokesEver Discord.

What did i do?

OH

UR GOOD

Oh well

I DONT HAVE DISCORD ANYWAYS

IM GOOD WITH THT

I’m not sure if Dagger Jr. has discord, but if so I would consider whitelisting him.

ALSO JAKEEE <33

no just reminiscing on old times

What did i do?

I see

Dagger Jr. is the reason the Discord exists, but he apparently doesn't have Discord in the first place.

Dick sword

Oh. That’s interesting.

im fucking starving but i already had dinner

I might join the discord later and then contribute nothing to it except like 2 messages a month

And names, and lorw

and i dont wanna make anythin

there's no lore

You could eat squirrel

You are whitelisted as you are a moderator.

Wilkin lore runs deep

OTHER THAN WADE KNOWING UR NAME BEFIRE ME

fuck off

Would you like an invitation to the guild?

IM NOT HURT AT ALL

Look at that cutie

what lore?

i fucking hate you

Love ya too flappy

HMHMHMHMH

Lore

why you call them guilds instead of servers

EXCUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME

Cause it sounds cool

lack there of

🤨

I'm a pretty straightforward person

WJE Lore

MatPat’s new channel: WilkinsonBurritos Theory

Yes

last rizzmas🎅🏿🔫 I gave you my gyatt 🍑😫 but the very next day, 😴 you get fanum taxed 🤑🤑🤑🍔 this year 📆🧓 to save me from mewing 👄👅🍆💦 ill give it to kai cenat 😳🤪 for rizzmas 😮🫢 I gave you my gyatt 🍑😫 but the very next day, 😴 you get fanum taxed 🤑🤑🤑🍔 this year 📆🧓 to save me from skibidi 🎥🔊📺🚽 ill give it to someone sigma 🗿🍷 once rizzler 👀 but twice gyatt 🍑🍑 I keep my distance, 🏃‍♂️💨 but you still catch my gyatt 👉👁️👅👁️👌 tell me rizzler, 🙏🙏🙏 do you recognize me 🥺⁉️ well it's been an ohio 💀👽🤖 it doesn't surprise me ❌😮 the face of ice spice with a gyatt in her pants 🧊🌶️🍑 a gigachad undercover but he ratioed me apart 🗿😭😭😭 [Goofy chorus] last rizzmas🎅🏿🔫 I gave you my gyatt 🍑😫 but the very next day, 😴 you get fanum taxed 🤑🤑🤑🍔 this year 📆🧓 to save me from mewing 👄👅🍆💦 ill give it to someone sussy 🤔🧑‍🚀🔪

people called the groups in minecraft guilds so now i think of minecraft when someone says guilds 😭😭

I would be honored and offended

Lmao

MRP

My Rancid Pussy?

Well, I’m bored

isnt that what cats say

Jake, tell me if you would like to join now so I can post and quickly delete the link.

Massive Racist Penis?

furry

weirdo

UR TRANS?

“Weirdos”

Just add me and I’ll check later, my discord is altSymphony

Wait

I don't want blacklisted members to join as they will degenerate the peaceful community.

alternativeSymphony

The long version

Okay. I'll send you a friend request.

meep

merp

MUAHAYCGAY

ive been on this site nd idk what i did?

XOUGH

Mexicans Raping People

COUGH

Was it dagger or dagger jr who blacklisted me?

you fr

Dagger said no

okie bye imma take a shower

ik im js confused on why..

I do have a question, however.

I'm the most normal one fr

UR TOO SLOW

Nah I am

Both would, but that bastard Dagger Jr. is more extreme. He would likely want you to not only be banned from the Discord guild, but also hunt you down, slit your throat, and watch you bleed.

My underwear and hands are yours cause guys are youthful

Ok Mr. Sex

Definitely

That’s an act

RESPND TO ME ON UWU THEN

im honestly js confused why im disliked by the two.

I DID

Same difference

Lynx.

All part of the show

Dagger hates you for reasons that would take too long to explain; just ask him. Dagger Jr. hates you for the same reasons, on steroids.

Yes?

k..

Mhm. K so you know my supposed name. And nothing else

Nope, forgot it

Is Dagger more active on the Discord then he is here?

He is very active on the Discord, but he has private conversations with SaH and I that he would likely not want you seeing.

Alright.

Ha! Point proven. Gottem 🫳🎤

LIES

And what do you know about me?

Alrighty then! Dead chat, talk later guys

I know your name and how irresponsible you can be. Also your time zone

Time zone, yeah, name, totally

WADE U TRYING (and failing) TO FLIRT WITH WILK KILLED THE CHAT

So, technically, I know more about you

We have the same time zone

I didn’t try

I think I know the most about Wade here, besides toast maybe

I think Jake is right

So we’re tied then

QUIT LYING LIL BRO

Damn

AG? That you buddy?

I know your full name.

NO BRO I CALL EVERYONE THT

Sure

that's gay

LIL BRO LIL WEIRDO SILLY LIL GOOSE ETC.

lil slut

Jakes MINE

OROR

What?

that we're tied. It's gay

Oh we aren’t tied, trust me

then who's winning?

Me

doubt

guys

this is a stupid thing to argue about

you both know eachother

ON MY LIFE

says you. I need to know

nd itll go on forever

I don’t doubt

how gay he is?

just let it go

Need to know what? My name?

he calls his friend “toastie” that should answer ur question

then what do you know?

Mortal Kombat fatality

pardon?

anyways

I’m gonna go take a shower now

“Toastie” is the name of a Mortal Kombat Fatality done by Scorpion

goodnight

Goodnight virgo ilyyyyyyyyy

night ig

the “ig” sounded personal

It’s not that I know more, it’s that you know less

ILYT

<333

same thing. Tell me now!

Well… her knowing less would automatically make you know more?

OKAY ACTUALLY GOODNIGHT NOW

GOODNIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

ded

ded

yh

oh well

yh

oh well

jake i got a new disc

Hmmmmm nah

Sick

You should add me again

nah u add me

Jake.

yournewfavestalker7

🏃🏃🏃

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

hellol

Heysysye

wsg

what i miss

ehh idek

8 ppl

6

yeah..

im

hunrgy

me

too

;(

silly me forgor to have breakfast or lunch and i already ate dinner and im too lazy to make something

i ate one meadl td

ok im really hungry )):

Is it because you know my gender?

where did gen0

wilkin i want food

Get some

wilkin

all the fod i have is either beef or ya gotta make it

nd im lazy

but beef is good

.

NROWWWWWWWWWW

dude-

Cant.

then suffer

we all die eventually

no one makes it out alive

Wilkin someone is telling me to suffer

dammit, I forgot you were 12. I can't tell you to suffer

just have some toast

and some water

heheh

no

gross

no

help

me

pfp

need

we dont have bread

water

eat water

MAKE ME SWAYYYYYYYYY

MAKE ME HOTTTTERRR

no

maybe after christmas

MAKE ME LOOSE MA BREATH

but

i

MAKE ME WATERRRR

look

MAKE ME SWAYYYY

horny

wilkinson i dont wanna get up

MAKE ME HOTTTERRR

no

MAKE ME LOOSE MA BREATHEEE MAKE ME WATERRR

stfu

well I can't tell you to starve and die. You're 12

BITCH?

WHO U TELLING TO STFU

keep

yo

CAUSE IK IT AINT FUCKIN ME

saliva

DUMBASS

in yo mputgh

CURRY MUNCHER

FYM

i get told worse ya cant affect mws :)

uuuuuuuuuuuuu

oe

die

KYS

FAG

yes

i fucking hate that song

omfg

i will

THANKS FOR TELLING ME

that's the problem. I can't help you if you won't help yourself

anytime <3

# DEPRESSIVEEMO

blast it in your ears at night

but with squirrels

sining it/

EVERYDAY

NON STOP

K

me

fr

don't tempt me

how

can't spell emotional without emo :)

woah

crazy

Ew.

wild