Monkey

So hru today?

Monkeys are cool.

Baby monkeys are cute

HIIIIIIIi

hikarunara

Hey Toast, check UWU bro

Hi

Hruuuuuuu

Okay, a little creepy but kind of cute, right?

That transition, comedy gold lmao

YES

Fr AGQHQHQHJQ

Tired how bout u?

I hate you dont even rn

What why? What’d I do?

My mother )):

Lmao

Kys

I fucking wish you die ins ditch

Yes mom

Im adopting you wade.

AGQGQHQHQJKQ

im adopting my old brother

Lmao alr

Now.

Clean the entire house

I refuse

Oh oh oh

Then no deadpool for a week.

But I am Deadpool🍷🗿

Then kys for a week

Bet *bang*

Bye ya in a week

Hru SaH

Wait nvm ur tired

AGQHQHQJQJQ YEAH

Anyways

Now that my child is dead because of me

Yall are funny

Nd ill prolly get arrested cause parenting sucks

ima run away

nd change my ideinty before the cops show up.

sounds good

Yeah =D

*heals* Has it been a week?

Yes.

GREAT

Its been 3.

WHAT

Yes.

Overdue,

Oh dang that’s crazy

ikr

so now clean the house

=D

PQHAJAJAK

Have fun wade

Uhhhh *shoots self again*

*grabs bulet for it hits you* CLEAN FAG

Ill adopt you if u dont be careful >:)

No no no

GASP IMPOSSIBLE

SMOKEBOMB! *smokebomb*

HI EVERYONE

HI SAH

HI WADE

HI CHAR

HEY FLAPPY

HOLA FAPPY

*throws you in water*

HI FLAPPY AND CHXL

WHOS FAPPY

AH HI VIRGO

IMPOSSIBLE

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VIRGO

HI FLAPPY FLAPPY FLAPPYYY

HI SAH

*teleporte*

WHO SHALL I ADOPT NEXT?

HI VIRGO

Hiii

*grabs your ear and throws you on the floor of the house* CLEAN

SEE YOU KNOW THAT ITS YOU

YOU ARE THE LOSER

NOT ME

NEVERR *eats grenade and explodes*

HI SAH

Degradation kinky

WTF? CLEAN IN THE DEAD LIFE

Virgo nd flappy ima adopt u btw

ur now my children

i will treat you rigt nd bully just wade

*pile of bodyparts*

smae with u SaH ur my child also now

okie dokie

Im gonna cry

AGQHQJJQKQ

Womp

that’s u

okk

WhyD:

*slowly begins healing*

Hi Jaynayic

Hey Sah

Can’t talk, I’m technically dead still

What

What happened to Wade lmao

my bio

he died cause he wouldnt clean

Can I be one of your children:0

AGQHQJQJQKQ

yessssss

Awe shucks

Ksksksks

"oh yeah, and wade"

BHAHAHS

So we are all siblings now?

Yesh

💅

😼👍

Wait

Wade is unimportant

Yeah?

*healed*

Shit that hurt

*throws brick at wade*

hehehehe

im such a good mother

Are you my mother? Im guessing 😮‍💨 idek, SORRY

OK

What the fu-*collapse*

Yesh

IGNORE THAY

Kssksk

I don't think wades okay

oh well

Eeeehhhhuughhh…I see little cartoon burdsss *unconscious*

just so you know, I feel like im just in bed all day, so i dont have to clean the house, right?

Awh i love birds

Ofc not Sah

Only Wade has to do that, right?

Only wade gets abused but if yall get in trouble then there will be shit like cleaning and that y?

yk*

Aww u are so nice thx

BIRDS ARE SO COOL

ESPECIALLY PIGEONS

Ofc

i lve pigeons

Wade is seeing birds

^

I am afraid of ravens

Flappy go wake ur brother up?

I need to feast😡

Then eat wade

But I love budgies

Ok

WHOS THAT AGAIN

The one retarded fag

ima be afk i wan food

OMNOM

Okie byee

WADE?

Look, so cuteeee

For now

AWEEEE

AWWWW SOO SOO CUTEEEEE LOVE THEMMM

AHHHH IKR

FYCK YOU STOP IT

😼

AGQGQHHQJQBQBQ THEY ARE SOO CUTEEEEE

*concious*

Shit..what happened my head hurts..

Wjwjshwhjwjaja

Feels like I was hit in the head with a fuckin brick

You'll be fine

Oh, why?

im back

Nd wade a brick came flying at you dw

yesh

yall died w/o me

That’s crazy

I don’t remember that at all

oh

its ok wade

do u rember me?

Who died😟

ever1

Yeah

I don’t remember a brick hitting me in the head tho

oh well

i do rember it was a dream

didnt even know I died

so i wonder what happend..

Ooh ok

Yeah we both died apparently

Yeah

Dw wade itll be ok

there was no atmepted murder

Okie dokie

my tooth hurts

Mhm

my dad told me ot make him a sandwitch

Oh look a bloody brick

thats..

odd

I shall investigate! And find out where it came from and what it was used for! I have a feeling it has something to do with my memory loss!

it was a prop for halloween

Humans taste divine

No it’s a solid brick, see? *smacks her with brick*

Great now it’s even more bloody..

That was fun!

DO IT AGAIN

=)

*just yeets the brick at her skull*

I

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

👁️👁️what in the world

I see birds now-?

*randomly just beats Jay with another brick*

OW-

DONT TOUCH JAY

WADE

CORNER

:C

BAD BOY

Huh what?

GO LAY DOWN

Ooh whoopsie sorry, didn’t realize I was doing that

Oh mi gosh

Sorry about that! *launches the brick at Jay’s head*

What are u doing wade

ToT

I’m in the corner

Timeout.

wade,I'm going to feast on you IF YOU DONT STOP,IT HURT:C

*drinks ranch*

👁️👁️can I have sum

*hands him ranch*

*Subtly teleports away*

*takes the ranch and drinks it*yummers:p

👁️👁️woah..

Where tf di-

I WANNA DO THAT😮‍💨

anyways

*eats the ranch bottle*

i have very

odd chidren

*teleports back randomly with a rocket launcher* BOOMSIES!! *fires launcher*

EXPLOSIVES

OM

I EXPLODED THE HOUSE HEHEHE

I HAD A HOUSE?

We had a house?

What did I explo- Ou I exploded SaH

Oh well

Oh

*buys a house*

Well done

Yay =D

Eh she’ll be fine

afk\

Applause wade

I’ll go get more explosives! *teleports away*

👏👏👏👏👏👏

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

bk

WADE,CAN I HAVE SUM:CC

JAY ND SAH I BOUGHT A MANSION

I CAN EXPLODE EVERYTHING>:D

GO MAKE URSELF A HOME

OOOOO

YAYAYYA

WERE RICH

Yah wwe r

YEAHHH THXXXXX OMGGG

OFCCC <33

*walks into a random room*this is my room now🙄I'm not sharing it ether

Alr there are 12 rooms

everyone has their own room

CAN I HAVE 2 ROOMS? AGQHQHQJQ

no.

u can have 2.5

:p

AHHHH YAYYYYY

*finds a Tsar bomb*

:0

oh?

ur gunna share one of the rooms with dead bunnies

hey donut

OH NOO I CANTTT OMG NOT WITH DEAD BUNNIES ToT

Hi charlie

Hey Donut

Ahhsjajsjajsjs

HI SAH

Aint funny

I hate bunnies so they dead.

UR FACE IS FUNNY

HEHEHEHEHEEH

HI MADI

HAHAHAHA

jayden

CAN I EAT THEM

ur good with math right

CAN U GET

ATLEAST

But i love bunnies they are so cute

1 QUESTION

Sorta yeah

CORRECT

FOR ME

Sure

OK

YESH

What is the question

Fine then share the room with my pet cow.

GIVE ME THEM

its a mini fluffy cow

On uwu or here?

Maddiiii

Its in some random room in my manstion

Oh mi gosh do we live on a farm?

Oki

No.

I WANT A POSSUM

PLEASE,I LOVE OPOSSUMS

OK I SENT IT ON UWU

OKAY

ok mkae room for it in ur room

Okiee,thank you mother

Can i have Budgies, a capybara, dogs, panda, koala bear and a Pinguin?

peguin

ALSO MADI, is it urgent or like, something I can help with later

HEHE

PEG

YES ITS URGENY

yes

URGENT*

penguin? Im sorryy

OMG,LEMME GET OUT THE BTH GIMMIE. MIN

I HAVE LIKE 5 MINUTES LEFT ON IT

ITS TIMED

FUCK

OMGGG REALLYYY??? THX U SOO MUCHHHHHHHH

TF ARE U DOING IN Z BATH

ofcc

LETTING MY SKIN GET SOGGY AND MY BRAIN GET FUZZY SO WHEN I GET OUT I PASS OUT EASILY BC IF THE HIT WATER

frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

afk for a bit

WHAT?

>not taking freezing cold baths Enjoy dying of cancer and lyme disease.

MADI YOUR OUTTA LUCK

I like both

*showers

FUCK IT

60% WORKS

ATLEAST ITS NOT A )%

0&*

FOR FUCK SAKES OMFG

LMFAO

0%*

I made the room for my possum

low iq

I had a 80 or high on all of my tests I've taken

Nice, but how am I supposed to fit in 2.5 rooms with so many animals?

The one I got like a 40 on was in history last week

Every other subject is good though

How many animals..

The possums in the room with me

Reminder none of you will ever meet.

3 are across the state, one is in Germany.

You will NEVER, EVER, EVER, be real friends.

:^)

I mean the animals im allowed to have: dog, budgie, koala bear, penguin, panda, capybara

Hm...

We need someone to build..

MADI

HOUR MEXI-

I'm JP, BUT COULD YOU HELP ME

-CUNT

AND SAH with dis thingy,cause there animals need certain temperatures

MEXICUNT

Make a little like thing in the giant ice rink downstairs for the penguin

Idk about the rest😭

YEAHHH

AGAHQHJQJQQ

EJJEWJJW

Me neither PQGAHAHQ

LET THEM SLEEP WITH YOU😼

Make little forts in your room were they can sleep or little blanket pallets

sounds good, thank u brother

But a tree to put in your room for the koala

Np😼👍

AGAHQHQJQJQK AND PANDAA

Buy*

OH YEAH

HOPEFULLY MOM CAN PAY IT FOR ME

Cause im poor

:/

HOPEFULLY

I have money,I don't have enough to buy a tree thoigh😭

We should look for a job

ToT

Deff

I don't think they would let an alien have a job anywhere 😮‍💨

AGQGHQHQBQBQKQ

rawr-

Merp

im boredddd

But im lazy and i just want to sleep all the day

i got hw i needa do but ehhhhh

nd thats why i got shitty grades

Awe, shucks:/

gotta do this :/

Oh

I hate ixl sm

but u can do it

Frrrr

I did one already

Im proud of u

The worksheet is due monday cause the quiz was moved

nd same w/ map activity

Good jobC:

Awe

so i could js do ixl thne work on the worksheet

do the map activty monday

I'm gonna have loads of work when I go back to school

damn..

ima be honest

I wanna make out with my bf dude 😞

:0

Its normal

Lmaoo

:0

HE SAID SMTHIN VERY

UIEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UHHHHHHM

UH

jhbndftgn

WOWERS

UHM UHM

WANNA SEE WHAT HE SAID??????!

I DO

YES

YES

HI VIRGOO

HIIIII

HI VIRGOO

HIIIII

KXDJJXUDUX

…

YEAH

hello

UHM

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m fucking side eying that shit

LMAO

isn’t that like school email

YEAH

HEIL MALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

HES JUST A LITTLE

HEY VIRGO

EW BRO

HEY DADDY MAL

THATS FOUL

HELLOOO

what're you guys talkin about

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

NUTHIN

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