Monkey

Fried chicken bone sucking

MONKE

doomshop mothafucka

That boys a liar

that boys a liar

he doesnbt dsee it

that boys a liar

Oooh kitten come here

I am norman reedus

*moans*

the boys a liarrrrr

the girls a minorrrrrrr

ayo

Yoo

bbbyyyyy <3

hiiiiii

nice weeezer profile

ty ty

<3

yww <3

Dead chat

deader than my grandma fr

dead like ur grandma?

AHAHA

WE THOUGHT THE SAME THING

HSFJDSDK SEE WE'RE PERFECT TOGETHER

MWAH

ILYSM

NO WAIT

U LYING

THT BITCH AINT DEAD

Yeah she's not lmao

She’s alive, just like Micheal Jackson

SHE STILL FEEDIN MOLDY DOGGY TREATS TO THT HALF ALIVE DOG

THE DOG DIED LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO

OH YEAH

........

HES A GHOST

My dog died like a month ago lmao

Deader than my grandma's dog fr

HES THE NEW FRANK WEENIE

FRANKENWEENIE HELL YEAH

tbh

the dog needed to die

I’ve never seen that movie

yeah he did ngl

BRO WAS ON SOME DIFFERENT AIR

FrankENweenie. Asshat.

HE WAS NOT SURVING

AY

NO

SHUT

FRANKWEENIE IS AWESEOM

ITS A TIM BURTON FILM

ONLY THE REAL TIM BURTON LOVERS KNOW

WADE I'LL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE, CUT OFF YOUR EYELIDS, AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH FRANKENWEENIE ON REPEAT

oo kinky

HAHAUDHIUF

ayo? 🤨

nuh uh

yeah huh

you're one to talk

I’d like to see u try 🚬🗿

🤭

...................

Hey Wade

AND YOUR THE ONE TO TALK TO JAKE

Wassup man

EXACTLY

YOU'RE KINKIER

I love that movie

AYO WADE MY MAN

SO

YOU LIKE IT

Wassup

Toast ugly and dumb is man with the nice ass in the certain pants

Maybe I do 🤭

thats chandler

exactly

I'm good

SO U CANT BE TALKIN JAKE

Kendrick lamar is a femboy

yeah

Oh cool

Want me to start listing off yours? We'll see who can talk

heheheeh

do it

Im not a femboy

do it i dare you

yes you are

you were last night

Nah Wade already knows what you're like

He sends me pics of himself in tiny skirts and programmer socks

femboys are annoying asf

Imagine being a femboy

IT WAS ONE TIME

Yup..

mmhmm

femboys 🤮🤮🤮

and they say they aint gay

BRO

femboys😏

U WEARING SKIRTS

U MOAN BY SOMEONE LAYIN A FINGER ON U

WTF ARE U ON

PLS

Gay ass no-

*Ni-

thts the femboys ive met

WADE

caragua

‘MERICA

CACA

We should abolish all mods

and make them normal people

Is that another one of your kinks?

and apoint me as governer

caca means shit

wtf you gonna do with shit

You be the governor, I’ll be the President

Idk do you have a kink for that?

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

🤷‍♂️

...............................

jake

BE FR

MWAHAHAHAHA

🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

I AINT THT WEIRD

DAMN

ik ik I'm just messin

ahuh ahuh

ill remember that

No horniness till at least 10 am

WHAT

WHY

It's 10 AM somewhere in the world

Ugly and dumbs mothers name is allison

YEAH WADE

its 10pm somehwere in the world

side eye toast

SIDE

It’s also NOT 10 am somewhere in the world..

EYE

its also UGLY

it's 10:12 where I am

May?

May?

oh god yes

100%

she ugly as shit

It’s like 8:15 here

or wtv tht thing is

Great minds think alike guys

7:13 am for me

Who are you?

Ur an hour behind me

AYYYYYYYY

That's not very cash money of you

ima go brush my teeth fr

hollon

Have fun <3

not wise to say that in a chat comprising mostly of mods

.....MY LOVE

HOW TF DO HAVE FUN BRUSHIN MY TEETH

Go brush that cute lil smile of yours <333

Are you black?

Mwah <3

UCHI FINE FINE I LOVE U

I LOVE YOU MORE

Play music while you do it, like Disney Channel Mickey Morning type shit

hell yeah

do a little dance

put on some strobe lights and have a teeth-brushing rave

Exactly

set off fireworks in the sink

Make sure to do the upper teeth, the Lowe teeth, behind the teeth, and tongue, so the party lasts longer

Just 9/11 the bathroom with fireworks and confetti

I wouldn't know

trust me

Me neither

Facts

my friends come to school high at least once a week though

Damn

People do that in my graphic design class I think

Lots of vaping at my school

10/10

Well..now we know how the dinosaurs died

what should my next. pfp be?

lean

Hmmmm idk, I’m looking for a cool Evil Morty one, since S7 ep5 was an awesome episode

I might jsut stick with my current one

ballers gay 3

alright whatchu monkeys doin

Lmao, u could do Rick Prime

Wanna hear a spoiler?

maybe

That’s honestly crazy

I would love to do that

so much

just freak people out for no reason

My eyes..

i remember readin tht part in homestuck

Weaknesses of the AOC

here you can read this better wade

NAH CAUSE WHY THE DOG LIKE IT

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

stop

Hey †

LMFAO JUST NOTICED THAT

stop

yo what the fu-

me fr

Cheese

Okay that's enough SBAHJ spamming for one day

pov what jake sees because hes colorblind as shit:

Good idea

fr to

*tho

BRB class switch

L

crazy fr

tf happened in 2007

wait no

2005

yo mama and daddy was fuckin

ish

nah but they were

EXACTLY

LMFAO

they got married in october that year 💀

or maybe it was 04

idk

AHDYUUA

Back

imagine being in a relationship

couldn't be us fr

frfr

WE JUST

STEP SIBLINGS

step bro fr

AHAAHUADHDI

💀

siblings with benefits

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

oH No StEp BrO iM StUcK

*clapping sounds*

oH YeAh

HELP I CANT LMFAO

*door slams open* "SON WHATCHA DOING?" *subtle clapping noises muffled under a blanket that's moving aggressively* "Homework"

nigg

a

wsg

Hello😩

fortnite balls

im gay

i like boys

i kidnap autistic kids