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    • okay i asked her

    if she was done running

    she hasn’t opened it yet

    chat am i cooked

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    BROKE ASS BITCH

    Naw I'm rich

    Ξ±my

    she hasn’t opened it yet

    lmk when she doess

    its been 42 seconds

    chat i’m cooked

    😭😭😭

    it’s been a minute i’m still on delivered

    Flappy.

    RAW

    yeah i’ll go raw dw

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    fuck no u aint smh

    I got 3,000

    Ξ±my

    yeah i’ll go raw dw

    AMY NO

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    yo spare?

    Nah I got someone else to spend my money on

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    yo spare?

    i’ll spaaareank that ass

    Anonymous

    I got 3,000

    3k is nothing u shouldve been a millionaire by now smh invest that shit smhsmh

    Flappy.

    3k is nothing u shouldve been a millionaire by now smh invest that shit smhsmh

    I'm still working, dw I'm locked in as fuck

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    CAN U GET ME A ROBLOX GIFT CARD

    i’ll be ur roblox gift card

    Anonymous

    I'm still working, dw I'm locked in as fuck

    how much u get

    and stick v bucks in me

    Ξ±my

    and stick v bucks in me

    vagina bucks 🀯

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    u dont buy me things i want AMY

    ...u want roblox skins?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    u dont buy me things i want AMY

    Because you guys are all broke

    just made the connection

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    nothing special bout opening pussy curry

    pussay tught

    If young metro don't trust you, I'm gon shoot you

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    hey it was worth it i bought a vicotorian ring from the 1920's

    Ayyyy

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    hey it was worth it i bought a vicotorian ring from the 1920's

    i’m finna send u back to the 1920s so we can do it without protection

    oh she’s tyling

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    hey it was worth it i bought a vicotorian ring from the 1920's

    didnt the victorian era end in like 1890 or smt

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I like buying the passes

    Roblox is so fun, I love roblox

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    No just for the games

    ohh icic

    she said yeah i finished

    i was lowkey gonna respond with

    i knew a kid who spent over 300 dollars on mc 😭

    ”yeah ill make u finish”

    i said okaayyy

    and another who spent 120 😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Yeah but the lady said it came from the 1920's after? becuase they were still making them

    hm

    I spend my money on things I would be called gay for

    shes typing again

    Ξ±my

    i said okaayyy

    SAY "CAN WE TALK NOW?"

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and it has light gold instead of silver

    ohh pretty

    she was just worried

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and it has light gold instead of silver

    It's mine now

    about her history test

    Ξ±my

    about her history test

    MMMM DOUBT

    NO AMY U GOTTA TALK TO HER 😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IT WAS A GOOD INVESTIMENT

    Imagine spending your money responsibly, I have an addiction

    Anonymous

    X for doubt Amy

    i’d send u ss

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Unlike you i save my money

    I have problems so I need to spend money on it myself

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    addicted ass

    Yep :)

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHAT DOES THT SAY BOUT U BRO?

    Idk

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    my birds sleeping in my lappp

    squish

    my dad went to a pottery thing today and hes been talking abt it for the past hour 😭

    i think he liked it

    i’m calling her rn

    im meeting her lil sis

    i feel like kids stop being cute at like 7 years old

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    U WOULD BE A HORRIBLE AUNT BRO

    NO BC I WOULD BE AMAZING

    "awww its your seventh birthday todayy??"

    "what a shame, to stop getting presents so early on.."

    😭😭😭

    flappy you would probably give the kid alcohol at 10

    Flappy.

    "what a shame, to stop getting presents so early on.."

    My aunts just wait until I do something useful with my life and then give me money, my favorite aunt lives in Manhattan and I crash at her house a lot

    Anonymous

    My aunts just wait until I do something useful with my life and then give me money, my favorite aunt lives in Manhattan and I crash at her house a lot

    MY FAVORITE AUNT LIVES IN SEATTLE AND SHES BEST FRIENDS W THE AUNT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FAMILY THAT LIVES IN NY

    ITS SO FUNNY 😭

    shes so eccentric its so funny

    Kristianβ€½

    I'm gonna apologize to the girl I like

    GOOD LUCK

    Flappy.

    i feel like kids stop being cute at like 7 years old

    oh

    I feel like kids are really hot when they're six

    Ξ±my

    pefo

    THATS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF A PEDO

    Kristianβ€½

    I feel like kids are really hot when they're six

    huh

    JazzyπŸ’•

    flappy

    yea

    Flappy.

    THATS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF A PEDO

    u like underage kids

    JazzyπŸ’•

    do you smoke?

    HELL no bro im a very good child actually mhm mhm

    Flappy.

    HELL no bro im a very good child actually mhm mhm

    hmmm

    lowkey she’s so hoy

    smoking is gross tbh 😭

    Flappy.

    HELL no bro im a very good child actually mhm mhm

    remember when I thought you were a dude

    but it reminds me of airports whenever i smell it

    airports and pittsburgh

    Flappy.

    but it reminds me of airports whenever i smell it

    I used to smoke

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    im using a knfie fr

    how i felt when i was 9 yrs old 😭

    that and using a sharpie

    I REMEMBER I FELT SO OLD AND RESPONSIBLE WHEN MY MOM FIRST LET ME USE A SHARPIE

    Kristianβ€½

    women

    huh

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    im using a knfie fr

    stick it inside me

    Kristianβ€½

    women

    I find that a bit offensive

    wsir act dint

    Awww you look malnourished

    Kristianβ€½

    no like I mean I need advice on women

    ok

    Anonymous

    Awww you look malnourished

    i a

    Anonymous

    Awww you look malnourished

    LETS GET SOME BREAD FRY IT IN EGG YOLK AND DROWN IT IN SYRUP

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    OR MY PICKLESSSS

    in me stat

    flappy why do you suspiciously act like the girl I like

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    what kind of advice?

    the kind where you give me advice

    Kristianβ€½

    flappy why do you suspiciously act like the girl I like

    u said that to me yesterday

    Kristianβ€½

    flappy why do you suspiciously act like the girl I like

    WHAT DO U NEED ADVICE ON

    what do u need help w smhsmh

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    SEXUAL WISE

    woah

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I HAVE NO FILTER BRO ILL GIVE U HONEST ASS SHIT

    we know

    Kristianβ€½

    wai tima make this in to a reddit story

    KRISSY TELL US WHAT U NEED

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    SEXUAL WISE

    we act food

    u want a demonstrstion

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    πŸ’€

    its true though

    i’ll show h

    Kristianβ€½

    I (14 m) like a girl

    (2f)

    😭😭😭😭

    then I decided to tell this kid Chandler about it

    Kristianβ€½

    I (14 m) like a girl

    Discord ahh

    Kristianβ€½

    then I decided to tell this kid Chandler about it

    MRBEASt

    chandler is such an unreal sounding name

    HER NAME IS FAREEEDA

    and then he talked about how she talked about shaving her hoohaa in front of him

    Kristianβ€½

    and then he talked about how she talked about shaving her hoohaa in front of him

    😭😭😭

    Kristianβ€½

    and then he talked about how she talked about shaving her hoohaa in front of him

    HUH

    Kristianβ€½

    shes egyptian

    NO EXCUSES

    so I decided to tell my wingman for wingman purposes I guess

    Kristianβ€½

    Chandler has autism

    No autistic kid would talk Abt that shit

    Kristianβ€½

    and he dixesided to tell her about it

    MOST UNFAITHFUL WIGNMAN EVER

    Kristianβ€½

    and he dixesided to tell her about it

    tell him to khs

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    1 to be sanitary

    maybe she is trying to be sanitary.

    Kristianβ€½

    and then he talked about how she talked about shaving her hoohaa in front of him

    Tf

    I don't understand why women shave anything

    Anonymous

    I don't understand why women shave anything

    IT FEELS UNCLEAN IF UR HAIRY

    i dont like it 😭

    ++ I SWIM SO I HAVE A VERY VALID OTHER REASON TOO

    Flappy.

    IT FEELS UNCLEAN IF UR HAIRY

    Oh ok

    JazzyπŸ’•

    And u don't have a messy room do you

    i clean my room like every other week or smth

    cuz otherwise it piles up

    Flappy.

    i clean my room like every other week or smth

    I just cleaned my room and I cut my finger while I was shaving

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Pretty sure flappy does too cause if your swimming like bro u dont want hair sticking out

    IKR AND IT JUST FEELS NASTY IF U DONT TBH 😭 LIKE WHTAS HIDING THERE 😭😭😭

    JazzyπŸ’•

    I just cleaned my room and I cut my finger while I was shaving

    ouchh

    I'm gonna shave my dick and ass and armpit hairs doon

    Kristianβ€½

    2 convos at the same time lol

    ITS CALLED AUTISM 😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    AND ITS EVEN WORSE IF U DONT WHILE SWIMMING

    I KNOW

    Flappy.

    ITS CALLED AUTISM 😭

    autism (the collaboration) *

    OK BYE IM LEAVING

    Kristianβ€½

    I'm gonna shave my dick and ass and armpit hairs doon

    I shave my uhhh mustache (please don't talk about this)

    Anonymous

    I shave my uhhh mustache (please don't talk about this)

    asian people have mustaches?

    Kristianβ€½

    asian people have mustaches?

    I HAVE THE CURSE

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    TAKE CARE

    Fr I started and my skin has significantly cleared up

    Madi is basically saying If you don't take care of yourselves and u stink she is dropping you

    guys i’m not cooked

    im rawdogging

    JazzyπŸ’•

    Madi is basically saying If you don't take care of yourselves and u stink she is dropping you

    I'm very hygenic

    JazzyπŸ’•

    Madi is basically saying If you don't take care of yourselves and u stink she is dropping you

    but the question is, will she drop it low for me?

    Ξ±my

    but the question is, will she drop it low for me?

    lmao

    Ξ±my

    but the question is, will she drop it low for me?

    shake that ass

    All the dudes in my school smell like shit

    stop sniffing them tf

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    The answer is No πŸ˜€

    i’m gonna curb stomp u nigga

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    The answer is No πŸ˜€

    only for jake

    Ξ±my

    i’m gonna curb stomp u nigga

    EYYYY

    guys I'm about to do handstand pushups in my underwear

    Kristianβ€½

    guys I'm about to do handstand pushups in my underwear

    I hope u fall

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    do it smh

    kinky

    lets fucking scissor

    jkjk i act gay to cope

    i got some meat flavored strap ons

    sorry guys it slips out sometimes

    but the dick doesnt

    i keep it tighr

    Ξ±my

    jkjk i act gay to cope

    That's so real, I'm straighter than an arrow and I act gay for fun lol

    i do like women tho

    they be fine mfs

    but i pull more bitches

    Kristianβ€½

    men are pretty hot

    yeah well

    bro I keep on farting and it smells like shit

    i keep getting the initial j

    and there’s a guy named julian on the team

    u can stop now

    mamacita, calmate

    Amy when you find someone that loves you it will be amazing, it's just that time is a bitch

    u can pinch my pendeja anytime

    just a tip ❌ just the tip βœ…

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    You guys are lonely as fuck-

    I'm lonely irl, not online I believe

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    You guys are lonely as fuck-

    yes fr

    god y'all said you would give me women advice

    Kristianβ€½

    god y'all said you would give me women advice

    be women

    Ξ±my

    be women

    I don't thinks she's a homosexual

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Because im very toxic when i want to be to certain people who are pieces of shit <3

    Based

    step one: be liked by women

    step two: obtain women

    My sister leaked her ex and I helped her

    step three: be happy

    do you guys wanna see my jerking hand vs my occasional jerking hand?

    I'm engraved in my own thoughts

    Kristianβ€½

    do you guys wanna see my jerking hand vs my occasional jerking hand?

    j

    How tf did y'all even meet up

    i think moto moto likes u

    bro there are so many hot black ppl at my school

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and i went into a guitar store with my dad

    didn’t u say it was a boutique?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HE SMELLS.

    bad?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    his hands are veiny and big

    SO ARE MINE

    I just drea a buncha random ultras in this artsyle today ik nobody else cares but it was the highlight of my day so like

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    I just drea a buncha random ultras in this artsyle today ik nobody else cares but it was the highlight of my day so like

    Wait you watch Evangelion right?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    yea

    Dude that's like my favorite anime ever

    Anonymous

    Dude that's like my favorite anime ever

    did yk Ultraman was by far the biggest inspiration

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    did yk Ultraman was by far the biggest inspiration

    Kind of...

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    nope jakes are better

    Eh whatever you say

    Comment deleted

    ...Madi you have issues

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Hey you admitted to fucking leo

    Huh

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Image

    Ong

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    PUTTING YOU DICK...IN LEOS PUSSY

    WE DID NOT HAVE SEX MADI

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    doesnt leo live in korea

    We uhhh met up when she was on a school trip and was in nyc

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    LIAR

    WE DIDNT DO THAT ONG

    I cant believe yall r actually meeting internet ppl irl like what were all those assemblies in middle school abt

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    cant act like you arent getting little sexual with leo Ingenious

    We didn't have sex we just held hands-

    Anyways, here's a brownie recipe (where tf is the recipe)

    one of my internet friends will be near my house and hopefully we could meet up but like, he has a huge crush on me and also hes convinced im rlly pretty (im not, but all the photos I sent I hav a lil mask on and my hair covered my whole ass forehead so it was like I had a lil ninja mask on) so I doubt it will go well

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    one of my internet friends will be near my house and hopefully we could meet up but like, he has a huge crush on me and also hes convinced im rlly pretty (im not, but all the photos I sent I hav a lil mask on and my hair covered my whole ass forehead so it was like I had a lil ninja mask on) so I doubt it will go well

    Damn, I wish y'all good luck

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    I keep trying to tell him that im ugly but he wont listen

    Just send him your face...

    as sweet as he is, and I think hes a great friend, I hav no interest in dating him or anything

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    as sweet as he is, and I think hes a great friend, I hav no interest in dating him or anything

    Oh that's always sad, you feel like you're gonna let them down.

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    LIKE JAKE THINKS HES UGLY ASF

    Idk what he looks like and no one will tell me or send me anything

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HIS DIMPLES

    Bro at least your boyfriend is hot I look like a rat

    Anonymous

    Bro at least your boyfriend is hot I look like a rat

    rats are adorable tho

    Comment deleted by π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I thought he looked waaaaaay different what the fuck

    I feel like he would have like the hockey boy haircut

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    GOOD WAY OR BAD WAY?

    Ehhhh medium

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i control his haircuts

    Lmao

    It just kinda sits on top of my hair lol

    random face reveal since this feels like a good time since we're talking abt appearances and stuff

    my hair isnt that long (at least in the front, the back and sides r kinda the same) anymore sadly

    i confronted the guy

    im not sending him pajama fetish pictures anymore

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    what guy

    oh dw about it

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    use moose and hair thicker shit

    mousse

    Ξ±my

    im not sending him pajama fetish pictures anymore

    y not proud of me :(

    I just wash my hair that's it and maybe put in like leave in conditioner if I'm not being lazy

    maybe i will send him pajama fetish pictures smh

    Ξ±my

    y not proud of me :(

    im pround of u but I dont rlly know what ur talking abt

    Ξ±my

    maybe i will send him pajama fetish pictures smh

    Kris?

    Toast ツ

    Kris?

    no

    idk what he’s even on anymore

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    he just likes me for physical shit

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and thats why ur hair goofy asf ingenious

    b proud of me madi

    arenr u the superior madi

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and thats why ur hair goofy asf ingenious

    Asian hair is horrible to work with

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    KOREANNNN BEAUTYYYYY

    Korean skincare is literally what saved me

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    tbh I dun hav much hope ill ever be pretty

    yeah same

    Anonymous

    Korean skincare is literally what saved me

    I PUT YOU ON IT

    it’s okay

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    No you just ask approval from me alot

    oh

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    KOREANNNN BEAUTYYYYY

    korean skincare and japanese hair care>>>

    is this cause i tried to have sex with you

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    I think ive seen u before ur pretty

    thanks

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    exactly what she said ^^^^^

    hey i apologized for the lesbian sex smh

    GUYS SHOULD I LEAK A PHOTO OF ME AND ERHAN

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    skincare in general is what saved me

    Fr

    Anonymous

    GUYS SHOULD I LEAK A PHOTO OF ME AND ERHAN

    I will murder you

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    YES IK YOULL BRB AMY

    i’m not swaying brb

    fuck this shkt

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    THEN TYPE NORMALLY BRO

    who

    do you happen to be a faggot who got expelled from Tru north middle school for pulling a knife on Noah greene

    Cause the person I was talking to and make me rlly happy ghosted me

    Kristianβ€½

    do you happen to be a faggot who got expelled from Tru north middle school for pulling a knife on Noah greene

    who tf is Noah greene

    Kristianβ€½

    do you happen to be a faggot who got expelled from Tru north middle school for pulling a knife on Noah greene

    what

    its fine maybe he just needs some space he didn't block me

    The site is always rot as shit.

    Not always i remember when we used to have lik 20 ppl just talking on one post those were the good days

    Anonymous

    The site is always rot as shit.

    fr bruv

    Jobless Alpaca