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    • AND TAKE OF THE MOON AND STEAL THE LITTLE GORLS

    no little girls

    ohhhh ik what u mean

    YESSSS THE COOKIE GIRLLSSSSSSS

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    COOOKIE GORRLS!

    my homework fucking sucks i'm answering questions about poems and it keeps refrencing certain lines but the poems in my book don't have fucking line numbers so i hafta count them every fucking time

    i hate homework

    and i'm rewriting the poems too and it takes forever

    lucy and gru forever<3

    im almost done with my homeworkkkkkk

    i'm so motivated rn i told myself no more drawing til it's done lmfao

    omg i moved my leg and it made a big ass popping sound what the actual fuck

    my leg feels weird nowwww but i dunno if it's j me being paranoiddd wtff

    lmao i dare you to put that in your bio

    im srry mal gru needs to be smacked a couple time upside the head

    https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/pqyjmyjfymlpqlaj

    kay hold up lemme go to my room real quick

    it wont even load

    let me refresh

    who the fuck is everyone

    gru get your ass back into the meeting

    Iambob

    wdym'

    what was your name

    before this whole despicable me shi

    lucy is jassy

    Iambob

    lucy is jassy

    ahh okay i see

    paw u should fr join

    i gotta print shit

    there are multiple minions

    this paper is absolutely horrible

    it will get me through though

    here is urs or u can find one online

    wait this is giving off fifty year old moms on fb vibes thoug

    Flappy.

    hi mall

    heyyy

    agh practice was fucking tortureee

    ill find a pfp in a bit tho bet

    Flappy.

    agh practice was fucking tortureee

    narrrr

    eeeep hows ur night been tho

    Flappy.

    eeeep hows ur night been tho

    it's been good. i drew!

    and it looks awful

    but we don't talk about that

    mal♡

    it's been good. i drew!

    show meee

    mal♡

    and it looks awful

    prolly nott

    naww bro i tried to do one of those 1 drawing 4 effects type thing

    and i was dumb and did it in sharpie first so it doesn't look right

    and my markers suck

    Flappy.

    show meee

    OH I didn't see you ask to see it i'll send it lmao

    yall need to stop being horny in this chat

    no were having a listing body parts challenge

    its great fun, really

    ughhh the imagine won't fucking loaddd

    lemme try again

    sorryyyy flappy the pic won't load

    my wifi is shit

    mal♡

    sorryyyy flappy the pic won't load

    awwww

    i have to get up extra early tmm

    i dont wanna ☹️

    i should stop complaining im being such a killjoy LMAO

    noooo that's so sad

    become a minion

    yeahh flappy we ain't talkin verbally we j be in the chat

    more ppl we get the more ppl we can convince

    and jas and i have our cams on

    ALL HAIL GRU

    oh i thought you meant the call lmfao

    but yesss flappy join the minion movement

    Ello boss!

    Wade

    ALL HAIL GRU

    yooo steeve

    waiit i gotta take a shower

    minion movement yessss

    We must all join the minion movement

    The cult of Gru

    We must recruit Chex and Toast to our cause

    if someone can make a minun minion one I can alr

    cauz im too lazy to make one myself

    SOMEONE FIND A PIKACHU MINION

    All of WJE must be a part of our cause

    SAME THING

    THERE AIN'T NO MINUN ONES

    ay wait i gtg like rn

    be back in an hourish maybe?

    prolly sooner idk

    SOMEONE MAKE ONE IM TOO LAZY I ALREADY MADE THE TWERKING AND MAID DEADPOOLS

    GRU CHECK THE CHAT

    UR WOMAN GETTIN MAD

    Yes ma’am

    Tf he wearin

    lmfao i have no clue

    WAIT WHERE ARE THE COOKIE GORLS

    Yes ma’m

    wade stop being like that and go to sleep

    I CANT SLEEP WITHOUT BANANAS

    BANANAS

    BANANAAAAA

    BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    *gives wade a bannana* go to sleep now

    BANANA*sleep*

    *sleep eats banana*

    *sleep shits*

    *continues to sleep shit*

    *sleep diarrhea*

    Wade

    SOMEONE MAKE ONE IM TOO LAZY I ALREADY MADE THE TWERKING AND MAID DEADPOOLS

    STOP BEING LAZY

    *waked up* I AINT MAKING SHIT LUCY TOLD ME TO SLEEP

    DID I SHIT MYSELF AGAIN…?

    days since shat myself: 0

    *runs to bathroom*

    Wade

    *runs to bathroom*

    nooo mf you better run to the art studio

    make me my minunion pfp

    WHWRED EVERYONE GO SMH

    um your ass and around the corner

    Sorry I fell in, what’d I miss?

    My tiny minion body fell right in

    Then the dog flushed the toilet

    damn sounds like a trip

    I’ve seen things. Things I can’t unsee..

    Brittle Skipjack