Jake, Wade, and May

Yo, writing an essay rn

Hi it’s me Jake

OH FUCK I HAVE HOMEWORK

Just found a new girl to simp for

Rip

thanks for reminding me

Who?

Gee idk, who could it be?

Crazzzzyy

Does that mean you’ll ban May for me? 🥺

The Pokémon card has come to fruition

Damn

Holy shit that’s a good point

Hmmm

Maaaaybe

DO IT. DO IT.

Okay, good enough for now.

“Ban them with all of you hatred..”

I have to go finish science homework I’m sorry

Gl!

I gotta write an essay

yo thats crazyyyyyy

Gl to you too lmao

Thanks bro, brb

Do a face reveal and I’ll simp for you too probably

damn gl

guess its just you and me jake

I get too excited when I see people my age online lmao

I mean youre 13 but still

Holy fuck

she's 12

Imma get arrested

💀

Nah what I thought she was 15

HELL NO

nahhhh bro thats crazyyyy

Nah 12

12/13

i think

I DID NOT JUST SIMP FOR SOMEONE MY SISTER’S AGE

em confirm

NOOOOOOOOO

thats wild bro

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

at least i'm 14 in 18 days

You’re done Jake.

frfr

There’s no escape now.

13

can't wait for november 3rd

You’ve been caught, Jake

NOOOOOOOOO

frfr

FUCK

SHIR

SHIT

LMAOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i get it tho

shes hot

YES AHAHAH UELWO HDVRMWOAJVDMDKWNEBE

but like

NOOOOOOOOO

also

MUAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING FUCK I GOTTA STOP

hmmm 💀

On the bright side Jake

I HAVE THE WORST RIZZ

NO PLEASE DON'T

FUCK

U can simp for me now

BAHAHAHA

wild

truly crazy

Wait what did ur card say?

CHEX IS THE ONLY GIRL ON HERE I CAN ACTUALLY BE ATTRACTED TO AND YOU STOLE HER WADE

YO

WHAT ABOUT MEEEE

I gotta edit that card now..

YOURE LIKE 12 AMY

THE DISRESPECT IS CRAZYYYYY

*wink*

IM LITERALLY 14

BSFR

Help

I CANT TRUST ANYONE ANYMORE

I'M 14 I PROMISE

U can trust me 🗿

Ez I’ll do that for yoy

jake is the predator

Yes. Please help explain.

Sadly u can’t help me cuz of plagerism

Yeah right

you are the prey

That’s what’s my friends call me

AMY NOOOOO

yesss

embrace it

embrace me

Predation could be a lion and a zebra. The lion preys on the zebra

YESSSSSSSSS

EMILY

Jake I’ll save u from the young children!

KEEP THAT

Competition would be like a squirrel and a blue jay

*subtly starts up Van*

or you and flappy for chex

no?

Both try to eat acorns so they’re fighting for the same food source in the same area

THANK U OH MY GOD U COULD HONESTLY TEACH BETTER THAN THE OLD CRUSTY ASF SCIENCE TEACHER

how is a squirrel competition for a lion

Lmao

Never said that

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sorry

a

What’s the next one

my elbow

Chexxxxy

CHEX

WHY ARE YOU UP

CHEX

CHEX

MY MAN

CHEX

GO TO SLEEP STUPID

HELP

MY HOMIE

Mommy

wadahaul

MOMMY, sorry, MOMMY?????

CHEXY WIFEY BOO THANG

Drugs

Em what’s the next box in the table

its 6*56 am

yes

Oh damn

YES I KNOW

what its happedsn

Is it symbiosis/parasitism

smh

haha its monday for you

BRB guys, gotta write the essay

GUYS SHIT I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

I FORGOT

jake is a predator

IM BOUTA CRY

communism

Mutualism is a hippo and those weird birds

was actually kinda tight

-8rhino

-8rhino

STFUUUUUUUUUU i know ToT

woke up in hell today

imagine

everyday

The birds get food by eating the rhino’s bugs and the rhino gets free of the annoying bugs

my head hurts so bad

sameeee'

HEYYY YALLL

i dont wanna go to school tmrw

how yall been?

ill just rn away

meh

itsnot even three pm wtf

I’ll give you the definition of commensalism and you can come up with an example

a relation between two kinds of organisms in which one obtains food or other benefits from the other without damaging or benefiting it.

hmm

mr.jake

i could see it

anyway

what should i wear tmrw

a sweatshirt and sweats

I SAW THAT

and ill do it

Tee hee

for you and you ony

what’s competition again?

Jake stop simping for young children

Competition is where two organisms are fighting for the same food source

yes the pedoode

when's my card?

Circle of life

U have two

he already posted it

IM NOT A PEDO THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING

thats what they say

THE ONLY PERSON ON HERE I LIKE IS CHEX FROM NOW ON

okk so for a svannah like what would an example be?

AND WE’RE THE SAME AGE

those are sick

Hmmm

this is me tryna be sneaky and get answers

Ay simp for me too

wait how old r u

16

Thanks bro

I’ll be right there with ya in 5 months

EYYYYYYY SAMEEE

Actually 4

oh yeah i forgot u know

Cheetahs and hyenas both eating wildabeests

feb 19

Yep!

Or cheetahs and lions eating gazelle

I will gladly do bio hw for people

Yep that too

That’s why there are such a small amount of alpha predators

Less of a food source due to competition

this good?

Ye

Fix ur spelling

hyenas (preordat

oh wow

Lmao wade

Are alpha predators also apex then?

Lol

Pretty much

idk how science is in english

So very asian of u

but i love science

They’re at the top because nothing preys on them

F A I L U R E

science is cool n its actually interesting but

i dont

Okay thanks

understand it

hehe

yes

STOOPID, Can’t do basic calculus, failure! I kick you out of house, can’t even work at McDonald’s! Stooopid!

chemistry is hard

Asian girls are hot ngl

And mutualism is like the animals being mutual, not loving but not hating each other, basically coexisting?

I’m biased because I lived in a primarily Asian city for 3 years

LIKE IM SO INTO PLANETS AND SHIT

Like they don’t help each other at all?

I WOULD TALK ABT IT FOR HOURS

Both provide a service to the other

I.e. rhinos and the birds that eat the bugs on rhinos for food

I'm gonna go to this site on my other device

BRB gotta quote something

Alr

alr

I’m skipping that question MOVING ON

alr

That’s the most basic example

planets are cool

italians r hot too

Both of them get something out of the relationship

mario

:)))

MY SISTER HAS A FRIEND NAMED MARIO AND ITS SO FUNNY

idk

Lmao

YESSS

i cnt take him seriously

DO YALL HAVE ANY FAV PLANETS

Okay so commemalism

:D

Commensalism is where one gets something and the other gets nothing but isn’t negatively affected either

Would be one animal benefited and other is existing

I don’t wanna do homework..

Okay so then

Good thumbnail or no?

Jk

Mercury is pretty dope

Yes

What was that Jake?

Uranus

YES

Lmao

MW2 is pretty mid, but...

i miss cod

cus im bad at shooting at u

HA

no

i meant

good

I’ve always been more of a battlefield guy

But cod is cool

oh my god I was such a big Fortnite kid

I’m just bad at it

and apex and overwatch

i lke earth cause u live there uwu

Fortnite fr

sorry sorry I’m getting deistracted

distractes

hehehe

distracted

oh no fortnite kids

yep that was me

STOP OUT-SIMPING ME

LMAKKWOJDXJOKA

I LOVE HER MORE

UNIRONICALLY

hehehe >:)

nuh uh

YEAH FUCKING HUH

im crazy yall

i simp for hands

so...

nuh uh

so uhm..

hands

competition

UwU

Cracker

Shoosh

ur kinda built like a rock climber i realizde

Vanilla villiger

white icee

do you do rock climbing

I used to be tan dawg

WAS THAT U

Colonizer

brb

No I’m just that hot

Yes that was me lmao

Snowflake

AND ALSO THAT GUITAR IS SO HOT

Fr

Her name is Marlie

I WANT ITTTTTTTT

Hey

heyyyy may

How bout dis one

sorry sorry i meant all that respectfully

Yea

Hi chexx

Hru

Bella is fine

Bow to Maid Wade

HOKY SHIT

THAT LOOKS SO

Lmao

HOKY SHIT

SO BEAUTIFUL

IM GONNA CRUH

HOPY SHIT

CYR

CR

CRY

gyat

Hru chex

Alr alr Jake one last question.

Alr

OMFG

Parasitism.

FHEHDWSHAUSHGAJSHAJGSDFYEHJGWUJYH

Hehehe

I LOVE IT

SO MYCH

WADE

Ah May shouldn’t be on this post, just realized that

EOUYGVDSYGWUSAHGHSHAGSAGHASUAGHJAGDJ

IM WHEIDJKNC

WHEIJN

No u

Parasitism is where one organism gets something and the other is negatively affected

WHESIJFN

new pfp

WHEEIZNF[

YAAAAY

Exactly bye may

I OOVE IT

Leave please.

i.e. mosquitoes

Anyway Chex hru

Or parasitic worms

Badass bro

So technically could that be predatorism?

They take from the host and leave it negatively affected

Not exactly

Why not?

Because they don’t actively kill it

Ay Jake get May to leave the post, she was asked not to be here specifically

WOKE UP WITH A HEADACH AND ITS SHIT

So there’s no beef or anything

God I hate people who invented school

They use the host to their own gain

hi

When I did that with dagger it didn't matter

Hey Mal!

I will personally nurse your headache away with my love

hey!

u need holly water

hoky

Hru?

Dang

Lmao I was joking

Math is actually stupid cause who decided that when working with integers u get to add a plus sign or minus wherever u want

Lmao

ukuleles are better onfg

i'm really good! how bout you?

ukuleles are better onfg

Wait till you do trigonometry

i am too, the only thing u need is me

toxic rick

frfr

I’m doing slope in math, so I smarter than my friends cuz I get it

;)

And logarithms

Love that guy

Eh. Kinda terrible especially because last night

teach me math

omfg i never understood that

That’s so dumb I can’t even pronounce that shit

Lmao fr

STOP BRINGING IT UP

im saving for it

I can help ya

Okay gotta go eat a double-double from In-N-Out

my dad is tryna show me all this wood my grandpa sent him help

oh

bc i wrote alotta songs

(It’s cause ur Asian…)

If you’ve never had that I will pray for you

i have one and its so prettyy

Okay thanks for ur help Jake <3

For once yes, I can be smart Asian and not STOOOPID

omllll i need that im doing so badly in math

Np girl I can’t simp for

Cya Bro

leme see ples

:(((

It was pretty uncool how everyone ganged up on me and tried to bully me off the site :(

KHAN ACADEMYS YOUTUBE

Peace out

SHUT UP

is a lifesaver

Hey flappy

hey

Hru

May stop talking about last night, we’ve moved on.

Shush shush shush I’m tolerating you right now.

toxic toast is here

Don’t fuck it up

Aaaaay! Which Rick should I be? I got a Deadpool Rick pfp

zwww ur leaving

I FUCKING HATE KAHN ACADEMY

I'm allowed to have feelings lmao

lmao hello

that'd be sick

no they saved my life like 99 times

Yes and so am I but I’m being respectful rn

one of the Seal ricks

So uh bean thinks the plan is a bad idea

Also how are things with liam

Just gotta make it less blurry

Also got these

oh. do you have any other ideas?

really really good :D

those are all sick