Iysgwudtvs

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hiiiiiiiii

hru?

i just woke up

and guess what

What?

HE SAID YESSS

Oh and Good morninggggg

Oh

Thats amazing ^-^

i asked him to be my bf

and he said yes

look

hm?

Why would you lose contact in march..?

bc im graduating

and i will return this laptop

oh.

Well congrats..

If he hurts you ill hunt him down

i wont be able to be online for a few months i think

oh..

Dont you hvae a phone?

Schlong

not sure when exactly mama will return it

i see

Hi wade

hi wadeeeeeeee

haha im gonna regret this when i get hurt

Dont think about getting hurt chex

I ish he wont

You gotta love like theres no such thing as a broken heart.

AHH OMGOMG

CHE

X

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

I wish u good luck on ur journey

I KINDA REGRET IT

Told ya so

dont be like that wade

why?

BC IM SCARED

WHAT IF

HES JUST BORED

WHAT IF

HES JUST LONELY

Hey chex

WHAT IF

Dont worry about that

HES JUST PLAYING WITH ME

IT OKAY CAUSE YOULL HEAL HIS LONELINESS

What if hes not bored?

calm down chex

Wht if he loves you?

js trust it okay

IDKKKK

This why I don’t do shit like this

What if yall end up forever?

youll be alr

ok

ITS OKAY JUST ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS

You could worry bout the what ifs till the world stops turning chex

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But anyone would be fucking lucky to have you.

And what if he knows that?

This is why I said wait

BUT HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE HE STOPS THE WORLD

Then dont worry and he will stay in yours

wade lowkey shush for a sec or two

imo this is the problem is that y’all saying it’s finna be forever but what if he doesn’t want it to be forever, trust me, if it’s meant to be then it will be, if it’s not then it’s okay cause u never meet someone on accident

1……

youll be okay chex

2……..

I MEAN

HES HOT

exactly, i mean even if it aint work out ur still gona be fine yk

AND I DONT DESERVE HIM

eh

stfu you do ur amazing

YES U DO

well yeah i dont believe in the word forever anymore

U DESERVE SM MORE THAN HIM HES LUCKY HUN

fr Like i get it, it sucks but there’s nothing more to say

so i just kinda stop hoping that they will stay with me (based on my experience)

WHYYY

Chex

mE IRL

BUT

ur amazing and have nothing to worry about

exactly so throwing it around and still hoping for that is bordering on delulu, it’s okay to be wanting him but I think setting ur hopes up there is not realistic

Well this is girl chat, ima dip

YOURE GONNA BE OKAY CHEX UR AMZING AND EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE GREAT

alr byee

I’ll be back when I find a cool Walking Dead pfp

heres the thing

hes kinda dry on chats hhehehehehehehheehehh

ALSO WHEN WE CALLED

HE LITERALLY STAYED UP

JUST TO TALK TO ME

AND HE PLAYED PIANO FOR ME

HE WAS RLLY GOOD

I WAS LIKE

fair warning he yells at his brother

oh boy

Alr back found a cool one

BRO HIS BROTHER IS TALL ASF

younger brother?

hw tall

NOOO OLDERRR

LIKE

BRO BUILT LIKE SLENDERMAN

Like me

TALL PPL SCARES ME

ONG

he also made me promise not to ask wade for hands no more

Thank the lord

ohhhh well he yells at his younger brother

like everyones like 'uwu tall people'

BUT WHY THE FUCKARE THEY THAT TALL

NAH THEY FREAKY

its just 2 of them

If you smell good, whatever’s under dat tee’s very special

HAUH

Aaaay jake

Wsg

I’m the Walking Dead..pool

hm..

hold on ill send u pic on uwu

cus his bro is hella tall

alr bet

im scared

NAH CAUSE WE WAS ON CALL AND HE WAS TRYNA TAKE A WHISTEL FROM HIS YOUNGER BROTHER

my brothers like 6'5 or som and he scares tf outta me if im being honest

HAUHJAHKASNSKASNKABJAHNSAHSNKSN

hes muscular

ima go ill be on later

Peace

Jake I just realized something

his brother is like 6'4

What

BYE CHEX

THATS FINE

They’re relationship is like what Donut wanted

NOT FOR ME IM SHORT ASF

Their*

Wdym

BUT TALL PPL ARE FINE

JUST NOT TOO TALL

HUH

HOW TALLRE YOU

They met online, and wanna be together forever

Hey 😏 (I’m short)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOi know it wont work out

Just like what Donut wanted out of you guys

i like short guys

Hey 😏 (I’m short)

Heeey someone said that..oh yeah. Me.

I’m mid

bro stop yapping

Shut up Fappy

hehehe

:D

Jk jk

Just know..I’m gonna say “I told ya so”

THATS WHAT THIS ONE ANNOYING ASS MOFO CALLS ME IK

Lmao

i hate him so fucking much

Probably me

How are y’all holding up this NNN?

Solution: Kick him in the balls so he can’t participate in NNN

HAUHAUHUASHAHS

HARD

We must stay focused brothers..

Nah jerk him off so he fails

BHAHHhahhs

I’ll go left you go right?

once his little sister kicked him in the balls with soccer cleats on 😭😭😭

OUW

*Wii theme here*

Someone finger his Chad while we do it

FLAPPY CHECKKK UWU

I SENT IT

We need as much stimulation as possible

Yes. I’ll bring the brick

I AM

STILL CONFUSED

I’ll bring the lotion

I’ll bring the computer

ill bring the tissues

Flappy can you take care of the Kleenex?

Oh nvm Chex will

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who has a spare set of headphones

We gotta immerse him

I’ll bring a pineapple.

Ill buy some of those horny chocolates

Good idea

oh wow whats this

oh wow

I’ll bring pics of anime girls

That’ll get him for sure

who wants an extra wifi incase the wifi is actin up

Definitely

LED lights anyone?

Idk about wifi but I’ll take a wife (you)

I’ll bring cocaine too

Nah she’s my wife

Idk if I posted this but I made my own (different from the meme I posted)

Also apparently I’m Amy’s property now?

Stop..I’ll go down the rabbit hole..I forgot about them for a day..WHAT HAVE U DONE!?

HEHEHEHE

NOOOOOO

I CAN COOK AND CLEAN I WILL SPOIL U THE HELLA OUT OF UUU UHDEHUDEHUCEUHXHEUXCSHUSCHUCHSUHUSUHCDHUCDD

ZHUAHUUHZAUZAHUAZBHAZHBBHAZZABH

JAKE YOU BASTARDD

Please do :D

NAW NOT THE SONIC POSE

why do they look like that

oh wow..i hope he will bite me with those teeth of his

I’ll bite you if you want

Flappy it’s so much fun being normal

Shit now I gotta choose between Walking Dead and Digital Circus!

Walking circus

Zombie Caine?

ikr

Ooh spookt

Spooky*

its fun to watch

ikr i know how u feel bc im normal

no you cant do that anymore

spooky season is gone

Oh shit

You’re right

One sec

Nah I’ll keep the Walking Dead Pool for now..

I’m out of the rabbit hole

All do a Digital Circus pfp if Jake does

jake

OOH SHIIT

is ashton 16

OH SHIT.

he just lied abt his age didnt he?

DOKI DOKI

Mommy Monika

Jake can u use disc rn?

Ashtons a fucking creep

did he talk to u

Wait

yea

Hold on

what did he say

Why is my WJE this color

wtf-

Jake answer my question

mines b;acl as a black dic-

Oh one sec

In like 20 minutes

K.. I was js gonna ask if you could tell fletcher I want him on :/

Okie dokie

im so cold

Jake why u keep changeing ur pfp

lemme warm u up frfrfr

hey

fill me in

AMYYYYYYYYYY

Please do😭

it’s freezing

wade

fr though

WADE

are you on

im good at warming ppl up by making them..

Cum

ok then

i can make them sweat frfr

we almost dropped the farquaad

Guys whatever my new pfp did to my color scheme is trippy but it’s dope

how does ldr work again

0-0

huh?

LDR

it was scary

whats tht?

long distance relationship

damn no one cares 😔

i almost died

It works funkily

sorry idk what farquadd is

But it’s manageable

it’s what we named our quad

get it

oh.. idk how it works i dont really have like hope for those things and Igave up on that shit so..

they don’t.

i know but like how do i make it fun or smth what do i do with him

idk.

How many things can you find wrong with this image

idk.

a lot

Call, watch things together, send pics

I dont think LDR's work or will end up working unless its not for to long, like if they met irl.

and js like ones traveling

First of all why did they use THAT scene as the thumbnail for shrek

“send pics” wtf 😭

Not like that smh

i wanna watch a movie

Get yer mind outta the gutter

me too

we all float down here

damn

Amy wants to get railed by a clown demon

and seggs

Guys wanna know a fun fact about this album (my pfp)

i mean…he can honk my nose

no

yes

It primarily consists of songs about sex, Japanese girls, and sex with Japanese girls

based

🗿

oh

. . .

Yeah ‘90s Weezer was a doozy

gross fetish

i feel

attacked

Lmao

HAHAHHAHAQBAVSIYVBA

ye

First song on the album is just called “tired of sex”

i’m so bored

oo

fr

ok

Sex, depression, and Japanese girls

Pretty much it

ok

he just sent me a pic of his muscular amrs

i am

cared

scared

ok

oh?

ngl most japanese girls r ugly

but

yk what

guess what

most of them dont rlly care abt how u look like

ok

Well one song is about HALF-Japanese girls

ok

They only care about dick size fr

Brb On my way to Japan

ok

nah bc japenis dick is smol

Fr

ok

Itty bitty

japanese porn is hella weird

Lmao

ok

it makes me uncomfortable

ok

Bro i wanna see if my freind can go home with me tmrw but I'm scared to ask my dad cause I got in trouble monday

ok

How often do you watch Japanese porn…

why u on the hub?

why r u in trouble

naw the last time i watched one was like 3 years ago

Uhm I lied to my dad.

ok

Damn that’s a lil young

Like short answer

ehh

ok

3 times, bc i was bored and need a good cringe

ok

Lmao that’s fair

and he found out abt that?

yeah

can someone

hug me

but for some reason he blamed everything on fletcher and hates his guts now

ill hug u bbg

Jk jk

thanks

Imma head out catch y’all later

hes looking for someone to blame

dad moment

childish for ur dad

Yeah

byee

my dad just pulls out the metal rod

My dad is childish

my dad just works

damn

my dad teases me abt guys

my mom works then comes home drunk every night

same

my mom does that

my mom uses me as anger management

real with the drinking part

Do i js work the guts up ta ask my dad if my freind can come home w/ me

my mom keeps calling me a slut when i talk abt sum guy

damn wish i had a dad like that

same

same

Fuck ur mum

i wish i didn’t have parents

"study first before u do slutty shits"

yall it’s 2023 why I we still here with the slut shaming

but my mom is nice if u dont cross her shit

same :/

mom is still stuck in her time

lol

my mom meets all the guys I spill tea to her abt

shes annoying but i love her

yea…

real

USSS but like not only guys

bc she gives me this side eye look when i talk abt dudes

my mom laughs 😭😭

tell ur momma to adopt me

alr I gotchu

we both asians so we will look like siblings for others

FRRR

dont wish that, just wish for a different parents

ehh

Guys help me get the guts to ask if my friend can come ova

theres like parents that are cool with the stuff u like

i would do it for u

but i cant

like to ur house?

Yeah

Js i need the guts to ask

just copy this

Dont add maners i never use that

My dad'll think ive gone insane/

to ur friend or dad?

or parents

okay so

my dad

if ur nervous just try to rehearse what ur going to say

My freind dont have a choice

My dad will most likey say yes

repeat it till ur all good

u can tell it to ur dad that ur (friends) name will come ovee

to hang out with u

but i just like only dont wanna cause I wanna ask my friend first but my dad might make me clean and idk if I can text my friend tonight and then if I ask tmrw I wont have enough time obvi

or u could just text him

I dont have a phone

My dads home aswell

i mean thats what parents always do (kinda) when someone is coming over

maybe u could clean then maybe he would say okay

give it a go

u wont know if u didnt try to ask him

If i clean

Without reason