Is Jake Gay?

(there is no no hahahahah)

people that voted no, THERE IS NONE

why are we discussing Jake’s sexual/romantic attraction?

They think I’m gay

Jake why does everyone think you’re gay?

I…I don’t know 😭

To the next person who says I’m gay, Imma Kill U

Icp reference for those who aren’t juggalos

Hell yeah

You need to tell people that because they won’t get it

True

That song was just playing so I tried to make a joke with it lol

It was perfect but there are litterally two juggalos on this site

Sad

hi guys

Someone at my school was wearing J and Shaggy pins, my friend sent a pic

I gotta find out who it is

FIND THEM AND FORCE FRIENDSHIP UPON THEM

I WILL

I’m just gonna start yelling whoop whoop at lunch until someone says it back and then I’ll pinpoint their location

Call and respond

Fuck yeah

Lmao the ending of Piggy Pie is wild

The non Old School version

Frr

My art teacher wants to hang up the thing I made

y do u want to force jake on some girl?

So now there’s gonna be a hatchet man decorating my school

ICP propaganda

I love those guys

Dude it’s an icp thing chill

Dope dope

2 dope

Yeahhh

I wonder if I can finish Hokus Pokus by the time my sister gets to my car

If she hears she’ll rat me out for listening to “bad music” but like…it’s really good

You gotta believe in the juggalo

Also y’all get out of school fucking early I have another half hour

What time does yours start

what u are still in school??

8:15

its 22:05 here!!!

You dont

wanna fuck with shady

why?

cause shady

DUDE EMINEM FUCKING A

Will fucking kill you

when i was just a little baby boy

my mama use

without a doubt

To tell me all these crazy things

SIARRA

OMG

H

Hi

She said my daddy was an evil man she told me she hated me

HI

HI AMY

HI I MISSED YOU SO MUCH ILY <3333

DUDE SAME SORDY I WAS MOVING HOUSES AND SHIT

whens wade gonna get online?

YOU BETTER BE ON MORE

ALSO CHECK UWU

Never he died and the wolves ate him

oh...

rip

Yeah it was brutal

his parents prob found out that he was on wje

uhhhhh no

or hes eating dinner

i’m not even fully convinced he has parents

i always just imagine him being raised by wolves or smth

He was on uwu earlier

talking to people

wow

does he want a medal

He deserves one fr

ehhhh

he’s been pretty shitty

Hello, Wuhjuhee.

you missed SO much

Dude wtf happened??

BRO THATS EXACTLY HOW I PRONOUNCE IT

Lol.

wade and dagger got demoted from mod, dagger left apparently

hey i havent seen u in a bad

a bit

Yes, Dagger is long gone from the site, I spoke to him.

dagger left???????????????????

Moved, hospital, poor mental state, court

that sucks sorry

"Court" Ah, yes, just another Friday for a WJE member.

It’s fine the hospita was nice and court was worth it

hi leo

hey cosmo

No, it's spelled Kosmo.

“Wuh-jee-ee”

I honestly don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing

I was almost sent to juvie for fighting my grandfather

And do not try to correct me, I will stick with my decision every time.

NO CAUSE ISNT THAT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT

It is, and anything who says otherwise is a liar.

hey lynx

Hello.

hey

how are you?

Cold.

wsg toast

did u pop him in the face?

warm up

what did ur grandpa do

hey Emily

Hey Carter

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale.

shalom lecha

I'll go back to calling you virgo

Abuse me for at least four years

go away go away go away

"warm up"

Yeah uh huh

sorry

Fuck yeah I did a couple times

And I’ll go back to calling you toast

A true genius, we have here.

I’m just kidding toast ur all good

light a match and burn your hands

YAY

I do that sometimes.

wsg virgo

then he deserves getting popped

Good cause he’s a fat fuck who needs it

Doesn't hurt bad.

Yeah I gave him back all the scars he gave me

shoot, gotta go

cya tommorow

wait what happened

ye bye

bye cosmo

Yeah it’s fine to talk shit abt me but you talk about people I love and I finally lost it

….. u love ur abusive grandpa ?

No I mean he was talking shit about my brother and I lost it on hi,

him

OH IM SO SORRY BRO I CAN BE THE SLOWEST PERSON EVER SOMETIMES

ITS FINE

Bonjour!

yup yup

a dinosaur running his mouth about a child is wild to me

nuh uh

Bonjour! Is anyone there?

you just said so

Dude it was fucked .

Ok fuckers gtg

not to YOU I didn’t

bye siarra

Assalum Alaykum, Beta Male Monoliguals! Tell me any language and I will speak it so well you'll do backflips. Don't forget to subscribe guys!

Cya!

byebye

oh

but

BYEEE

i was just agreeing w you

smhshm

hi

hi

Hello there.

How are you guys today?

stressed

MOST BACKHANDED COMMENT EVER MISS FLAPPY BIRD

im good... but wtf is that pfp?

im aight

YOUR FAKE

staring into my soul

russian and lithuanin... go on

It is a photo of me!

IM HELPING YOU OUT

im

lithuanian*

solidifying your statemnts

WHICH IS GOOD \

FLAPPY BIRD IS SO SILLY AND UNGRAMATTICAL

(Solidify this)

yup yup

SEE

ok, ei, vaikinai, užsiprenumeruokite mano youtube kanalą или умрешь от серьезного ЗППП

YAY

cool!! wait is that russian?

YUPERDOODLEDOO

GUYs

yes?

당신은 소아성애자입니다. 당신은 여기서 환영받지 못합니다. 저리 가요

JAPANESE?

CANTONESE?

CHINESE?

GUYS I HAVE A DONUT

yea amy

WHAT KIND?

🥲

gimme gimme gimme

YA???

never mind

yeeesss??

ITS CHOCOLATELY W EXRESSO FROSTING

부탁해, 개년아.

OH

Squid game language.

oh that sounds so good what

ITS PURE HEAVEN

GUYS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF DONUT

gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme

NOOO MINE

CHOCOLATEEEE

awww

WTV IM EATING RN

난 너랑 섹스하고 싶지 않아, 넌 정말 쓰레기야, 가버려.

guys i have done 8287 steps today weow

i dont count them rip

lol

i have a watch that counts them lol

oh fun

its a fitbit

WHERED U GET IT

was it free

i want a donit

have you guys had mochi donut yet?

MY MOM GOT IT AT A LOCAL PLACE

i love donuts but theyre not good for me so

dead chat

it tells me my heart rate, how many ounces of water i have drank, how many calories i have burned, how many calories i eat , how many steps i have done, how many hours of sleep i get, how many miles i have travelled and how many times i have jumped lol

YUMMMM

No one cares.

i wasnt talking to u

Also if you accuse me of that shit again, I will report you.

what shit?

I'm being serious.

YESSSSSS

what are you talking about mate?

hes a 25 year old pedophile and he takes shit too seriously

idk what i did tho

what fucking shit did i do language simp?

you did nothing

lol

oh lol

hes been attacking me for hours

oh

does any one know if angel is ok? also if anyone can talk to them tell them im rlly sorry and i didnt mean to ask so many questions

js apologize itll be fine

i did :/ so many times :(

i gtg now. its nearly midnight here. bye

wait where do u like lmao

bye

England

OMG YOUR BRITISH

THATS SO COOL

dead chat

EMILE

MAL

AMY

WHERED YALL GO

SMH

IVAN

HIII

omg its like almsot 6 for you

ITS THE EVENING

nuh UH

ITS ACTUALLY TEN MINUTES UNTIL FIVE

OH OH

U RIGHT

I FORGO

T

AMERICA HAS MORE THAN TWO TIMEZONES

FOR ME ITS

A) NORMAL

OR

B) NY TIME

NONE OF THAT MIDDLE NONSENSE