Is Anybody On?

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yea

hii ingenious

HIIII OH DAMN I FORGOT YOUR NAME AGAIN

xin

hii ingenious

Hi how are you?

im okay, how are you doin?

Ellie

Amber lol

OMG IM SORRY THE SAME THING HAPPENED YESTERDAY TO ME AS WELL😭

Anonymous

OMG IM SORRY THE SAME THING HAPPENED YESTERDAY TO ME AS WELL😭

Its ok ur good a lot of people forget my name so I'm used to it

INGENIOUS HIIII

xin

im okay, how are you doin?

I’ve been alright

Ellie

Its ok ur good a lot of people forget my name so I'm used to it

Okeoke, thank you

have u seen arson td?

I’m trying to post images on the chat but it won’t work

Anonymous

I’ve been alright

thats good

Anonymous

Hey

HRU

Ellie

HRU

Tired, i just took a nap

Anonymous

Tired, i just took a nap

I should take a nap but I don't want too rn

Ellie

have u seen arson td?

NOPE NOPE but we talked a little bit on Insta

Heroin Monkey

I’m trying to post images on the chat but it won’t work

Weird

Anonymous

NOPE NOPE but we talked a little bit on Insta

darn

Heroin Monkey

🤫🧏‍♂️

BYEBYE🤫🧏🏻‍♀️

Y'all I got a 100 hundred on my essay

Anonymous

POOKIEEEEE

HIIIIIIII

Anonymous

I'M PROUD OF YOU

THANK YOU BBG

i have six hours left chat

Anonymous

i have six hours left chat

of what?

Anonymous

airplane

oh damn

Ellie

THANK YOU BBG

<3333333

I once took a 14 hour flight to South Africa

Anonymous

our hotel was so cuuuute

SLAYYYYYYYYYYY

Anonymous

<3333333

<33333333333

Anonymous

our hotel was so cuuuute

LOOKS KNCE

YALL GUESS WHAT

I LOVE U GUYS SO FREAKING MUCH

<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

WHY ARE THESE MY MOST RECENT EMOJI

What if I just type whatever the phone auto reccoomends me

Anonymous

are you apple or android?

android

I have apple

Anonymous

android for the win

🤝🏻

Anonymous

WHY ARE THESE MY MOST RECENT EMOJI

Me reading the korean words PQGAHSHSHJSJSJS

ljsfeiuh;dflijokdfjihu

KJBNSBFINBFHFN

;#&÷€_×€×€,÷#_€272582&@

Anonymous

Me reading the korean words PQGAHSHSHJSJSJS

lol

BESTIESSSSSSSSS

HIIIIIIIII

KRISSY WAKE UPP

bro nateypoo i love you pookie but kill yourself

LOVE U TOO POOKIE

Kristian‽

or bdfs?

who dat

Ellie

LOVE U TOO POOKIE

Nate btw

i don’t need anyone’s personal information

Kristian‽

oooh i can do ethanas

whos ethanas

Nateツ

Wsg fam

HII babe

Schoo is kicking my ass

Kristian‽

ethan'

which one

I’m glad we are on spring break now

αmy

food

AMYYY AMY HII

where did SAH go?

Anonymous

Where did ethan go

I’m right here

Nateツ

Wsg flappy

nmm, wbyy

Shit I gotta go I’ll be back later bye

ok bye love you

Ellie

ok bye love you

Love you too

help why did my friends sister text me this 💀

Hey I’m back for like 30 seconds probably

i don't rlly remember u. who are you again?

u came here on january. that isn't rlly new...

on january of last year...

my school just opened up mentorship oppurtinuties

im using the question mark. why isn't nate being summoned

ima change my pfp

um, looks like we got a new round of bp immigration

Nateツ

???

ur pfp is from big nate, right?

Anonymous

ur pfp is from big nate, right?

Yeah

hello want to be friends?

i used to always read big nate when i was little

the hell is big nate

Anonymous

um, looks like we got a new round of bp immigration

i read that as impregnation 💀

Cupツ

the hell is big nate

Me mf

Cupツ

hello want to be friends?

yo, we need to ask you a question for some security stuff

you can delete ur answer after i ask you: how old are you

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Cupツ

hello?

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i hate my pfp omg

Anonymous

COOKIEEEEE

<33333333333

Ellie

<33333333333

<333333333333

Kristian‽

i aint done with you yet

bro leave me alone

Kristian‽

hi sah

KRISSY WAKE UP

kris, do you need to go to a psychological hospital or smthng?

Kristian‽

bro leave me alone

not until you pull some bitches

Kristian‽

bro leave me alone

Huh

Kristian‽

not until you pull some bitches

that doesnt even make sense

Nateツ

KRISSY WAKE UP

NATE!!!

Anonymous

AIDEN AIDEN ARE YOU OKE

he's kris btw

Kristian‽

that doesnt even make sense

kill yourself

Kristian‽

kill yourself

bri shut up

this is actually kinda amusing

Anonymous

he's kris btw

Oh yeah right, forgot about that

Kristian‽

bri shut up

your so annoying

Kristian‽

kill yourself

Woah woah

Kristian‽

bri shut up

so ur bri now?

Kristian‽

shut up bitch

you’re the same person

Kristian‽

your jokes arent finny

and now you gonna get banned for saying kys

Anonymous

NATE!!!

SAHHHH!!!!

Kristian‽

and now you gonna get banned for saying kys

i dont care about the mods

i just want you to jump off a bridge bitch

oh-kay

Kristian‽

i just want you to jump off a bridge bitch

your literally so annoying

Kristian‽

your literally so annoying

says you fucktard

Cupツ

uh

u want some popcorn?

see everyone thinks your weird and sped

Kristian‽

see everyone thinks your weird and sped

bro shut up

Anonymous

u want some popcorn?

no ty

Kristian‽

bro shut up

you have a point

Kristian‽

ur so annoying

says you x2

Nateツ

SAHHHH!!!!

HOW ARE YOU?????????

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeakw6BS/

Kristian‽

says you x2

why are talking to yourself?

Cupツ

no ty

wait, r u from bp?

Kristian‽

cosmo whos right me or him

you and you

Kristian‽

cosmo whos right me or him

stupid slut bitch that doesnt even make sense

Ellie

why are talking to yourself?

Having a hard time

Anonymous

HOW ARE YOU?????????

IM GOOD HRU

Anonymous

Having a hard time

lol

Anonymous

wait, r u from bp?

what?

Nateツ

IM GOOD HRU

GLAD TO HEAR THAT, ME TOO

Kristian‽

stupid slut bitch that doesnt even make sense

THAT doesnt make sense

Kristian‽

THAT doesnt make sense

ur built like an emo girl shuddup

Kristian‽

ur built like an emo girl shuddup

That's going to far, don't insult him like that

Kristian‽

ur built like an emo girl shuddup

says you bitch

Anonymous

That's going to far, don't insult him like that

Fr be nice

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

"ERM, UR AT THE CitizenM New York Bowery hotel"☝️🤓

Helloooooo

Anonymous

nvm

okay

Anonymous

That's going to far, don't insult him like that

ur gonna ban him for fucking with himself?

Nateツ

Fr be nice

True true

Kristian‽

adam passenger looking ass

shut up

Cupツ

okay

you change your profile picture more often than Wade

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

"ERM, UR AT THE CitizenM New York Bowery hotel"☝️🤓

Damnnnn

Kristian‽

shut up

shut up is thr only comeback you have retard

Anonymous

ur gonna ban him for fucking with himself?

Which one should I ban, if we want some quiet here

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

"ERM, UR AT THE CitizenM New York Bowery hotel"☝️🤓

okay, and

Kristian‽

shut up is thr only comeback you have retard

im gonna break ur shine when i get home

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Ello SaH

How are you

Cupツ

who is wade

hes a radioactive emo spiderman

Kristian‽

im gonna break ur shine when i get home

lil bro cant even spell right

Kristian‽

lil bro cant even spell right

you just spelled right

oh i like this pfp how about you

shit i dont actually eanna get banned

Kristian‽

lil bro cant even spell right

Bro is committed to yte bit

Anonymous

wtf

like my pfp

Heroin Monkey

Bro is committed to yte bit

i said dat yesterday

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Happy as shit, I don't got school :D

WOAH THATS NICE

Cupツ

like my pfp

i was trying to respond to someone else

DADDY WHATS UR FIRST AND LAST NAME

Anonymous

WOAH THATS NICE

i dont got school either

Cupツ

like my pfp

Petting dogs releases dopamine in my monkey brain

Kristian‽

shit i dont actually eanna get banned

You won't

Kristian‽

DADDY WHATS UR FIRST AND LAST NAME

whos ur daddy

Cupツ

i dont got school either

That's nice tooooooo, I still have holidays🍵

Anonymous

That's nice tooooooo, I still have holidays🍵

Me too

Kristian‽

sah r u at year round school?

Wdym, I'm sorry

i make docs with everyones personal info

Heroin Monkey

Me too

YayYayayaayya

Kristian‽

i make docs with everyones personal info

UHM

Anonymous

Wdym, I'm sorry

like no summer break

Heroin Monkey

Haha

what?

Kristian‽

but longer holiday

OH NO NO I have summer holidays, they are like 6 weeks

Kristian‽

i make docs with everyones personal info

My name is quandalioisary dingleonglenut the third

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

My nickname is Rey so there's that

Reyrey

Kristian‽

salty food

Go get some salty food

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Ppl used to call me that in my old school lol

Can I call you reyrey

Kristian‽

im pn bus

Ohhhhh I see I seee

Kristian‽

i make docs with everyones personal info

i kinda wanna see it

?????????????///

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Sure ig

Yaaaaaayyyyyyy thank you

my cat just bit tf out of me lol

Ellie

?????????????///

PQGAHAHSJSJSJSJAGHS

because a cupcake-flavored mouse

IHFBGVFUFN

Anonymous

because a cupcake-flavored mouse

???

Cupツ

my cat just bit tf out of me lol

Damn

Anonymous

because a cupcake-flavored mouse

*ur

Ellie

IHFBGVFUFN

HIHIHIHIHIH

i thought ur pfp was a mouse

YOOOOOOOOOO i’m back

Anonymous

i thought ur pfp was a mouse

PQGAHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSG

RapBoat

YOOOOOOOOOO i’m back

Oh damn

Kristian‽

i make docs with everyones personal info

I do too

Who’s ready for some RAPPING???

RapBoat

Who’s ready for some RAPPING???

omg stop

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Meeeeeeeeeeee

ur gonna regret that, feet

FLAPÖYYYYYYYY FLAPÖYYYYY FLAPÖYYYYYYYY FLAPÖYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FLAPÖYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHAT STARTS WITH “R” AND ENDS WITH “P”

RapBoat

WHAT STARTS WITH “R” AND ENDS WITH “P”

rump

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Meeeeeeeeeeee

Go ahead

CHA-CHINNNGGGGGG!!!!!!

Anonymous

FLAPÖYYYYYYYY FLAPÖYYYYY FLAPÖYYYYYYYY FLAPÖYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FLAPÖYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HIIIIIIIII

RapBoat

WHAT STARTS WITH “R” AND ENDS WITH “P”

Rip

Flappy.

HIIIIIIIII

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII HIHIHI HOW WAS PRACTICE TODAY (IF YOU HAD)

Anonymous

hi flappy

WSG COSMO

WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!! It’s three letters

Heroin Monkey

Rip

bro, ignore him

Anonymous

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII HIHIHI HOW WAS PRACTICE TODAY (IF YOU HAD)

NOOO NO MORNING ON FRIDAY :)

Nateツ

Not u again

Welcome back back

Flappy.

NOOO NO MORNING ON FRIDAY :)

AHHH OKEEE

omg guys its POURING outside

RapBoat

WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!! It’s three letters

three letters doesn't start with r and end with p

Comment deleted by ag3.0isveryugly

The amount of LETTERS in the WORD is THREE!!!!!!!!!

Comment deleted

no one cares

now it a fat cat

YOOOOOOOOO I REMEMBER YOU

YOU’RE THAT CHIRI KID

Comment deleted

MADII

Comment deleted

um ok?

oh it stopped raining

Comment deleted

nah who gave you that was it amy

Heroin Monkey

nah who gave you that was it amy

google gave me it

Anonymous

Is that Madi?

yeah and this is Nate btw

Ellie

yeah and this is Nate btw

Yeah we assumed

Ellie

yeah and this is Nate btw

I'm so confused when you and amber switch

Anonymous

wait, really?

Is that fr madi

Anonymous

I'm so confused when you and amber switch

yeah

lol shes at my house and she is helping my mom with smt so I am talking to you guys

Flappy.

oh it stopped raining

I LOVE RAIN

Anonymous

Is that fr madi

im not sure

Anonymous

I LOVE RAIN

not me really bc it cold

Ellie

lol shes at my house and she is helping my mom with smt so I am talking to you guys

nice

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Maybe they're the same person?

No no they aren't, Amber his Nates girlfriend

Anonymous

im not sure

Me neither

Comment deleted

Because when It was Madi, I need to give him a Warning

r u trying to fucking dox people?

Anonymous

I LOVE RAIN

its so chilly tho

Heroin Monkey

That is kris

Frfr?

Comment deleted

After 3 warnings, I need to ban you

Anonymous

After 3 warnings, I need to ban you

sorry mommy

hes gonna dox another person

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

It's the rules

Fr

ag3.0isveryugly

sorry mommy

Ew

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

It's the rules

tf is ur name

Anonymous

After 3 warnings, I need to ban you

HII

Ellie

HII

ARE YOU AMBER COOKIE

~𝕂𝕠𝕥𝕒~

tf is ur name

HIIII IM ELLIE

Anybody up for a Friday rap battle????

Anonymous

ARE YOU AMBER COOKIE

YESSS

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Very based name 🗿

AGGQHQHSHSJSJS

~𝕂𝕠𝕥𝕒~

HII

HRU

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brb guys my bf is calling me

Cupツ

brb guys my bf is calling me

Oke

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Just know he has every disease known to man

thats fine

~𝕂𝕠𝕥𝕒~

GUD

YAYAYAY UR MY BESTIE NOW

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

I wanna eat you out

ew

There are a lot of users coming in right now that I'm seeing for the first time

That’s what yo mama said

~𝕂𝕠𝕥𝕒~

ew

don't mind him. this is just how he acts

RapBoat

That’s what yo mama said

Leave.

I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOUR SISTER’S ASS

Baby AG3.O

Why the fuck RapBoat is here?

ignore

And then i’ll RAP about it

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

You just said my dad was 10 inches deep inside of u...

he is

I WILL RAP ABOUT YOUR WHORE SISTER

...........who are half these peoplee

COOKIE DONT LEAVE ME ALONE

Anonymous

There are a lot of users coming in right now that I'm seeing for the first time

i was on here longggg time ago

Flappy.

...........who are half these peoplee

i honestly don't now

Flappy.

...........who are half these peoplee

RIGHT RIGHT THAT IS WHAT IM SAYING FRFR

~𝕂𝕠𝕥𝕒~

i was on here longggg time ago

not even the real kota

Yo cupcake are you a RAP fan??

~𝕂𝕠𝕥𝕒~

i was on here longggg time ago

And still I'm seeing you for the first time, ig

KOTA UR MY BESTIE NOW

~𝕂𝕠𝕥𝕒~

im bob not kota

Are you a fake acc then

Ellie

KOTA UR MY BESTIE NOW

im guessing amber is back on?

Anonymous

Are you a fake acc then

no i just got access to this account from her

~𝕂𝕠𝕥𝕒~

no i just got access to this account from her

Oh oke

Anonymous

ignore rapboat.

ok

Cosmo you’re just jealous because you CAN’T COME UP WITH ANY BARS

Cupツ

😎

why do you change your pfp so often 😭

It’s been 3 DAYS and you’ve spat NOTHING

Anonymous

why do you change your pfp so often 😭

idk im keeping it like this

Baby AG3.O

Bro I got back from haircut.

rip

If you don’t WANT to RAP, then i AUTOMATICALLY WIN the rap battle

My hair looks very ugly as hell.

Cupツ

idk im keeping it like this

Okeee ig you love cats

Baby AG3.O

My hair looks very ugly as hell.

rip

Your entire EXISTENCE is ugly, shitface

Anonymous

OHHH IK YOU

sorry i dont

i have veen gone for a while

Iambob

sorry i dont

It's okay, because I never chattet with you before

RapBoat

Your entire EXISTENCE is ugly, shitface

Chill

Anonymous

It's okay, because I never chattet with you before

oh ok

Anonymous

18 CATS?

yeah 18 cats 1 dog and 4 chickens 23 animals all together

Yo HATER, nice SELF PORTRAIT

Cupツ

yeah 18 cats 1 dog and 4 chickens 23 animals all together

give me one

Cupツ

yeah 18 cats 1 dog and 4 chickens 23 animals all together

...

Cupツ

yeah 18 cats 1 dog and 4 chickens 23 animals all together

WHAAAAAATTTTTT CAN I HAVE YOUR DOG HEHEHHEH

well she 13 yrs old

I bet COSMO is one of the 4 chickens

Cupツ

well she 13 yrs old

rip

Cupツ

well she 13 yrs old

Oh nooo

Anonymous

rip

and i saved her for someone bc they wasnt taking care of her right

Cupツ

and i saved her for someone bc they wasnt taking care of her right

You did good

they used to hit her and shi*

Guys, let's just ignore RapBoat for now one. Since's he's a bit of a shit and annoying.

Cupツ

and i saved her for someone bc they wasnt taking care of her right

nothing u can say now can make you look evil after this. ur based af

Anonymous

NATE

ITS ELLIE

RapBoat

I bet COSMO is one of the 4 chickens

GO AWAY

Anonymous

GO AWAY

ignore him

Cupツ

they used to hit her and shi*

WOAH SO HEARTLESS PEOPLE

Anonymous

WOAH SO HEARTLESS PEOPLE

._.

Anonymous

ignore him

i know how to handle people like him. trust what i say

You’re your OWN setback from becoming a RAPPER

i cn show you pic of her

Ellie

ITS ELLIE

OHHH AGQGHWHSHSHHSHSHS

Anonymous

i know how to handle people like him. trust what i say

don't let urself get triggered

Cosmo, if you quit RUNNING AWAY from the rap battle, then I WIN automatically

Cupツ

i cn show you pic of her

pls dont

she a black lab

RapBoat

Cosmo, if you quit RUNNING AWAY from the rap battle, then I WIN automatically

Oke

Sah, do you have any bars to spit??

RapBoat

Sah, do you have any bars to spit??

yeah yeah ofc

Well, why don’t you SHOW US what you got???

Comment deleted by Cupツ

If you’re so COOL and TOUGH, then why haven’t you spat a rhyme yet?

Maybe sah CAN’T RAP…

Comment deleted

What was that

has there been any new perv storys lately they are pretty interesting to read ngl

RapBoat

Maybe sah CAN’T RAP…

Mhmmmmmmm

Comment deleted

yo, no need to delete. this place is toxic af, so those memes belong her

he prob is on another device

Witnessing a rap battle between SAH and COSMO would be like witnessing a gun fight between two babies, NEITHER of them have any idea what their doing..

ag3.0isveryugly

sorry mommy

But you don't have a mom.

RapBoat

Witnessing a rap battle between SAH and COSMO would be like witnessing a gun fight between two babies, NEITHER of them have any idea what their doing..

Oke

Anonymous

But you don't have a mom.

Damn.

Yeah, you can relate, huh Hater???

You kiss you mom with that mouth RapBoat?

i have a play a 6 i dont wanna go to i but i got to

Oh wait, you don't have a mom.

AG, what you starting beef for?? Is it because you have no idea how to rap?

I can RHYME better insults then you can MAKE

Anonymous

You kiss you mom with that mouth RapBoat?

ignore him

It’s been 3 DAYS since COSMO HIMSELF planned a huge rap battle, and he hasn’t spat a single bar, rhyme, or line

It’s because he likes COSMOLOGY and SCIENCE more than awesome shit like RAP

cupcake is my white cats name

RapBoat

It’s been 3 DAYS since COSMO HIMSELF planned a huge rap battle, and he hasn’t spat a single bar, rhyme, or line

u didn't do what you had to do

Cupツ

cupcake is my white cats name

and what are the names of the other 17

I DID DO what i “had to do,” TWICE… you just didn’t feel like holding your end of the deal

RapBoat

I DID DO what i “had to do,” TWICE… you just didn’t feel like holding your end of the deal

it wasn't an apology

my dong nme is bella

You’re right, it was TWO apologies

Anonymous

Daisy is my dog

daisy the boy

RapBoat

You’re right, it was TWO apologies

they weren't apologies

Cupツ

my dong nme is bella

Cuteee

Hi RapBoat, how are you doing

how do u keep track of 18 cats????

IM BACKKKK

Cupツ

kiwi

OMG THATS A CUTE NAME

they run all ove the lace

Anonymous

amber or nate?

Probably amber

tiger and callie

chase ans scar and lion

Anonymous

Can you ban RapBoat

No, there is no reason yet to ban him

Anonymous

another post disappeared

Oh damn

Anonymous

Can you ban RapBoat

just don't talk about him, to him, o ranything like that

Woah how can you tell your cats apart from each other

oscar ,slim jim

Anonymous

just don't talk about him, to him, o ranything like that

Maybe you should follow what you’re telling us 😹

idk they have collars that has there name on it

Anonymous

Maybe you should follow what you’re telling us 😹

i only said 2 things to him

Cupツ

idk they have collars that has there name on it

Ahhh okeee I see, that makes sense

so do u have to check their collar whenever they walk up to you?

yea i have like they pink collars for the girls and blue for the boy cats

why do u have so many cats

I used to have four cats when i was a kid

bc my female cats keep having babies and one of my female cats are pregnet

i used to have a few cats too

Cupツ

bc my female cats keep having babies and one of my female cats are pregnet

then neuter them

but I'm getting rid of them

im trying to get rid of some of them at a time

make sure to spay and neuter them so they don't continue breeding

Cupツ

and keep 2

it must be difficult to say goodbye to them

yeah i did have 20 cats

i got rid of 2 already

so now i only have 18

just segregate the males and females so they don't make love

i cant deal with em

Cupツ

i cant deal with em

do ur parents help with them

omg one of my male cats humped another male cat

uhm yeah they help

RAHHHHHHHHHH

Cupツ

omg one of my male cats humped another male cat

thats probably to show dominance

Ellie

RAHHHHHHHHHH

don't scare off nate

im gonna murder someone.

this one of my cats giving rizz

cus people are fucking sensitive pussies

so i do like a small homeschool thing at church right?

the teachers wanna kick either me or my bf out

my bf wont text me back

mal 🌸

cus people are fucking sensitive pussies

thats people for you

like we arent doing ANYTHING wrong

MALLLLLLLLLL

Cupツ

my bf wont text me back

he might be doing other things

theyre j paranoid cus a 17 year old got pregnant

mal 🌸

im gonna murder someone.

MAAAAALALLLL AND WHO

BESTIEEEEE

so theyre taking it out on my bf nd i

mal 🌸

theyre j paranoid cus a 17 year old got pregnant

"just"??????????????

Anonymous

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ADULTS AT MY CHURCH

mal 🌸

HEY ELLIE

HI BESTIEEEE

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ello

How are you?

mal 🌸

ADULTS AT MY CHURCH

OHHHH

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Well hello people.

HIII ETHAN

mal 🌸

so theyre taking it out on my bf nd i

uhhh, what

Anonymous

"just"??????????????

im saying thats the only reason theyre being so strict w my bf nd i

Anonymous

he might be doing other things

we been up all night he might went to sleep

Ellie

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why should ur church decide what u do with ur bf

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Fr

Anonymous

he might be doing other things

we been up all night he might have went to sleep

Anonymous

why should ur church decide what u do with ur bf

Fr

Anonymous

why should ur church decide what u do with ur bf

idk but they wanna kick one of us out of the school thing nd they want us to not interact at youth group or church (which is COMPLETELY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL) nd they told my dad to make sure were not texting or seeing each other outside of school

mal 🌸

idk but they wanna kick one of us out of the school thing nd they want us to not interact at youth group or church (which is COMPLETELY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL) nd they told my dad to make sure were not texting or seeing each other outside of school

*cult vibes*

What the fuck is their problem

it been 4 hrs \

mal 🌸

idk but they wanna kick one of us out of the school thing nd they want us to not interact at youth group or church (which is COMPLETELY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL) nd they told my dad to make sure were not texting or seeing each other outside of school

damn what assholes

which they can kiss my ASS cus im going to his house tomorrow

nd i will text him ALL i want

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nvm I'll ask later I have togo.

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they actually can't restrict that legally

but my dad j said to be separate during school so ppl will hopefully chill out

Anonymous

What the fuck is their problem

Fr

if they kick you out, u can sue them

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oh , ellie nates girl lmao

hola

mal 🌸

but my dad j said to be separate during school so ppl will hopefully chill out

Yeah you might want to lay low for a while

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Anonymous

Yeah you might want to lay low for a while

yeah were like not gonna interact at school tues wed nd thurs so ppl will hopefully not kick one of us out

the school has no right to interfere with ur love life

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mal 🌸

yeah were like not gonna interact at school tues wed nd thurs so ppl will hopefully not kick one of us out

just be a bit passive aggressive

no nd ik its one of the like side teachers cus her daughter got pregnant recently which like i get it its scary but she has no right to be like this

mal 🌸

no nd ik its one of the like side teachers cus her daughter got pregnant recently which like i get it its scary but she has no right to be like this

like i know FOR A FACT liam will NOT get me pregnant so they have absolutely nothing to worry abt

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mal 🌸

no nd ik its one of the like side teachers cus her daughter got pregnant recently which like i get it its scary but she has no right to be like this

a school can not legally separate a couple outside of school

Anonymous

a school can not legally separate a couple outside of school

yeah they j suggested it im j scared theyre gonna be like "okay well mady you nd liam hang out too much outside of school so obviously youre still dating so you hafta leave podschool now" cus since its a small thing run by my church they can do that

mal 🌸

yeah they j suggested it im j scared theyre gonna be like "okay well mady you nd liam hang out too much outside of school so obviously youre still dating so you hafta leave podschool now" cus since its a small thing run by my church they can do that

they still legally can't kick you out

but ill be 16 in a little more than 5 months so ill be able to drive to see him

yeah but were not gonna sue our church

mal 🌸

but ill be 16 in a little more than 5 months so ill be able to drive to see him

ill be 16 in around 3 months

im j scared cus my parents are looking into a private school in case

mal 🌸

yeah but were not gonna sue our church

you can bluff it

nd id rather j be fully homeschooled

than go to a private school

Anonymous

i can track u down now

What

my dad nd i are so pissed w the school though

i would actually look at ur schools handbook and see if it is in there. if it isn't u can do it

Anonymous

i would actually look at ur schools handbook and see if it is in there. if it isn't u can do it

we dont have a handbook cus its not an official school

mal 🌸

my dad nd i are so pissed w the school though

you have every right to be pissed with the school

look at my baby

mal 🌸

we dont have a handbook cus its not an official school

so they officaily can't kick you out for that

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stop feeding ur cats so much

Anonymous

so they officaily can't kick you out for that

they can though cus its homeschool but the parents are paying for people to come teach us once a week nd the other 2 days is a private thing at someone house so they have every right to tell me im not longer welcome

mal 🌸

they can though cus its homeschool but the parents are paying for people to come teach us once a week nd the other 2 days is a private thing at someone house so they have every right to tell me im not longer welcome

*no

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why

they look.. a little chunky

there 2 cats here a black one and the stripped one

and being chunky isn't good for a cat

Anonymous

ill be 16 in around 3 months

Wait what

they aint hat chunky

Anonymous

I thought you are like 19

that was my alt...

Anonymous

that was my alt...

Oh

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they aint hat chunky

but even a little chunky is bad

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they aint hat chunky

one of my cats is BEYOND chunky like she is full on OBESE

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ik but they ain chunky

mal 🌸

one of my cats is BEYOND chunky like she is full on OBESE

oh god. my mom is a vet, so im cringing like hell

GIVE ME SOME

Anonymous

oh god. my mom is a vet, so im cringing like hell

that only happens in winter dw its cus shes inside all the time so shes depressed. but summer spring nd fall shes the perfect weight cus she goes outside so she gets exercise nd is happy

my mom doesnt let her leave my room so she cant rlly be active in the winter since its too cold to take her outside

Anonymous

ME TOO

ME THREE

mal 🌸

that only happens in winter dw its cus shes inside all the time so shes depressed. but summer spring nd fall shes the perfect weight cus she goes outside so she gets exercise nd is happy

just try to monitor how much she eats in winter ccompared to ur other cats

mal 🌸

my mom doesnt let her leave my room so she cant rlly be active in the winter since its too cold to take her outside

thats actually really bad.

Anonymous

just try to monitor how much she eats in winter ccompared to ur other cats

i do when i give my other cat extra food i bring her upstairs so my fat cat doesnt get extra food

she should still be able to go outd=side ur room

Anonymous

thats actually really bad.

thats what i told my mom but shes like "its fine cus your room is HUGE" which it is but like closed doors stress cats out so that doesnt help her cus she is literally depressed all winter

mal 🌸

i do when i give my other cat extra food i bring her upstairs so my fat cat doesnt get extra food

why does the fat cat have to stay in ur room but not the other cat

my cats every time i open the door they run outside lol

Anonymous

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YAYAYAYAYAAYYA

Anonymous

why does the fat cat have to stay in ur room but not the other cat

the other cat does too but my mom doesnt mind me having her upstairs for a minute to eat

mal 🌸

thats what i told my mom but shes like "its fine cus your room is HUGE" which it is but like closed doors stress cats out so that doesnt help her cus she is literally depressed all winter

they need to be able to move around a lot. a big room still isn't enough

speaking of eat i get to eat in a bitttt

Anonymous

they need to be able to move around a lot. a big room still isn't enough

thats what i said

i let my cats run outside

me too my mom is getting pizza

my cats stay in my room and refuse to leave

mal 🌸

the other cat does too but my mom doesnt mind me having her upstairs for a minute to eat

but why does the fitter cat stay healthier?

all she cares abt is keeping the house clean for the baby cus hes crawling which is valid but the cat is miserable

i would check with ur vet if ur fat cat has a heart disease or diabetes, because being obese is horrible

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i let my cats run outside

Greetings you said you’re new, also what is your profile picture a picture of?

mal 🌸

all she cares abt is keeping the house clean for the baby cus hes crawling which is valid but the cat is miserable

thats borderline abuse

Anonymous

but why does the fitter cat stay healthier?

my mom has never allowed her outside my room since she was a few months old so she is happy in my room nd is active there while my fat cat used to be a stray so for her to be stuck in one room for months is stressful nd hard for her

Anonymous

i would check with ur vet if ur fat cat has a heart disease or diabetes, because being obese is horrible

Obese cats?

mal 🌸

my mom has never allowed her outside my room since she was a few months old so she is happy in my room nd is active there while my fat cat used to be a stray so for her to be stuck in one room for months is stressful nd hard for her

tell ur mom that and that it is making the cats life hell

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Hi I'm ellie

Anonymous

tell ur mom that and that it is making the cats life hell

i have. nd she tells me its my fault cus she thinks i feed my cats way too much which i dont i feed them what my vet told me to feed them and OCCASIONALLY ill give them a couple extra pieces of food if they wont shut up. but it is NOT enough to make my cat that fuckin fat

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mal 🌸

i have. nd she tells me its my fault cus she thinks i feed my cats way too much which i dont i feed them what my vet told me to feed them and OCCASIONALLY ill give them a couple extra pieces of food if they wont shut up. but it is NOT enough to make my cat that fuckin fat

tell them that u know a friend who knows about this stuff and said that the cat should be able to walk around.