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Witnessing a rap battle between SAH and COSMO would be like witnessing a gun fight between two babies, NEITHER of them have any idea what their doing..
Witnessing a rap battle between SAH and COSMO would be like witnessing a gun fight between two babies, NEITHER of them have any idea what their doing..
idk but they wanna kick one of us out of the school thing nd they want us to not interact at youth group or church (which is COMPLETELY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL) nd they told my dad to make sure were not texting or seeing each other outside of school
idk but they wanna kick one of us out of the school thing nd they want us to not interact at youth group or church (which is COMPLETELY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL) nd they told my dad to make sure were not texting or seeing each other outside of school
idk but they wanna kick one of us out of the school thing nd they want us to not interact at youth group or church (which is COMPLETELY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL) nd they told my dad to make sure were not texting or seeing each other outside of school
a school can not legally separate a couple outside of school
yeah they j suggested it im j scared theyre gonna be like "okay well mady you nd liam hang out too much outside of school so obviously youre still dating so you hafta leave podschool now" cus since its a small thing run by my church they can do that
yeah they j suggested it im j scared theyre gonna be like "okay well mady you nd liam hang out too much outside of school so obviously youre still dating so you hafta leave podschool now" cus since its a small thing run by my church they can do that
they can though cus its homeschool but the parents are paying for people to come teach us once a week nd the other 2 days is a private thing at someone house so they have every right to tell me im not longer welcome
they can though cus its homeschool but the parents are paying for people to come teach us once a week nd the other 2 days is a private thing at someone house so they have every right to tell me im not longer welcome
that only happens in winter dw its cus shes inside all the time so shes depressed. but summer spring nd fall shes the perfect weight cus she goes outside so she gets exercise nd is happy
that only happens in winter dw its cus shes inside all the time so shes depressed. but summer spring nd fall shes the perfect weight cus she goes outside so she gets exercise nd is happy
just try to monitor how much she eats in winter ccompared to ur other cats
thats what i told my mom but shes like "its fine cus your room is HUGE" which it is but like closed doors stress cats out so that doesnt help her cus she is literally depressed all winter
thats what i told my mom but shes like "its fine cus your room is HUGE" which it is but like closed doors stress cats out so that doesnt help her cus she is literally depressed all winter
they need to be able to move around a lot. a big room still isn't enough
my mom has never allowed her outside my room since she was a few months old so she is happy in my room nd is active there while my fat cat used to be a stray so for her to be stuck in one room for months is stressful nd hard for her
my mom has never allowed her outside my room since she was a few months old so she is happy in my room nd is active there while my fat cat used to be a stray so for her to be stuck in one room for months is stressful nd hard for her
tell ur mom that and that it is making the cats life hell
tell ur mom that and that it is making the cats life hell
i have. nd she tells me its my fault cus she thinks i feed my cats way too much which i dont i feed them what my vet told me to feed them and OCCASIONALLY ill give them a couple extra pieces of food if they wont shut up. but it is NOT enough to make my cat that fuckin fat
i have. nd she tells me its my fault cus she thinks i feed my cats way too much which i dont i feed them what my vet told me to feed them and OCCASIONALLY ill give them a couple extra pieces of food if they wont shut up. but it is NOT enough to make my cat that fuckin fat
tell them that u know a friend who knows about this stuff and said that the cat should be able to walk around.
xin
yea
Anonymous
YESSS COOKIE
Anonymous
Hey
xin
hii ingenious
Ellie
SAHHH
Ellie
HIIII
Anonymous
HIIII OH DAMN I FORGOT YOUR NAME AGAIN
Anonymous
ARDEM?
Ellie
Amber lol
Anonymous
Hi how are you?
xin
im okay, how are you doin?
Anonymous
OMG IM SORRY THE SAME THING HAPPENED YESTERDAY TO ME AS WELLš
Ellie
Its ok ur good a lot of people forget my name so I'm used to it
Ellie
INGENIOUS HIIII
Anonymous
Iāve been alright
Anonymous
Okeoke, thank you
Ellie
yw
Ellie
have u seen arson td?
Heroin Monkey
Iām trying to post images on the chat but it wonāt work
Anonymous
Hey
xin
thats good
Ellie
HRU
Anonymous
Tired, i just took a nap
Ellie
I should take a nap but I don't want too rn
Heroin Monkey
Naps are a w
Ellie
fr
Anonymous
NOPE NOPE but we talked a little bit on Insta
Heroin Monkey
š¤«š§āāļø
Anonymous
Weird
Ellie
darn
Anonymous
BYEBYEš¤«š§š»āāļø
Heroin Monkey
š¬šæ
Ellie
Y'all I got a 100 hundred on my essay
Anonymous
OMG
Anonymous
I'M PROUD OF YOU
Anonymous
POOKIEEEEE
Anonymous
GOOD JOB
Anonymous
LEOOO
Ellie
HIIIIIIII
Heroin Monkey
šš¦š©
Ellie
THANK YOU BBG
Anonymous
i have six hours left chat
Heroin Monkey
Imma go š¤š„©šš¦š©
Ellie
of what?
Anonymous
airplane
Heroin Monkey
9/11 go brr
Ellie
oh damn
Anonymous
<3333333
Anonymous
Where did ethan go
Heroin Monkey
I once took a 14 hour flight to South Africa
Anonymous
our hotel was so cuuuute
Ellie
SLAYYYYYYYYYYY
Ellie
<33333333333
Heroin Monkey
NO STOP
Anonymous
LOOKS KNCE
Anonymous
NICE
Anonymous
yassss
Ellie
YALL GUESS WHAT
Anonymous
WHAT
Ellie
I LOVE U GUYS SO FREAKING MUCH
Heroin Monkey
š¦šš¬šæ
Anonymous
ME TOO <3333
Anonymous
ā©ā©ā©ā©ā©ā©
Ellie
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Anonymous
I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO<333
Heroin Monkey
œŵ I donāt
Anonymous
ā©ā©ā©ā©
Anonymous
WWWW
Anonymous
WHY ARE THESE MY MOST RECENT EMOJI
Heroin Monkey
What if I just type whatever the phone auto reccoomends me
Anonymous
are you apple or android?
Anonymous
android
Anonymous
L
Ellie
I have apple
Anonymous
android for the win
Anonymous
nuh uh
Anonymous
š¤š»
Anonymous
Me reading the korean words PQGAHSHSHJSJSJS
Ellie
ljsfeiuh;dflijokdfjihu
Ellie
KJBNSBFINBFHFN
Anonymous
;#&Ć·ā¬_Ćā¬Ćā¬,Ć·#_ā¬272582&@
Anonymous
AHQJHSHSHSZSHWJUSHS
Anonymous
lol
Ellie
?
Ellie
BESTIESSSSSSSSS
Ellie
hello?
Anonymous
hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ellie
HIIIIIIIII
Kristianā½
anybody want jakes personal info?
Kristianā½
or amys?
Kristianā½
or bdfs?
Ellie
no why
Ellie
KRISSY WAKE UPP
Kristianā½
bro nateypoo i love you pookie but kill yourself
Ellie
LOVE U TOO POOKIE
Anonymous
who dat
Anonymous
imagine doxing yourself
Kristianā½
bigdavefan
Ellie
Nate btw
Kristianā½
hes not very well known
Anonymous
oh
Anonymous
i donāt need anyoneās personal information
Kristianā½
wat about jakes?
Kristianā½
oooh i can do ethanas
Nateć
Wsg fam
Anonymous
whos ethanas
Anonymous
hiiii nate
Ellie
HII babe
Nateć
Hi
Anonymous
š„°
Nateć
lol Wsg leo
αmy
food
Anonymous
wsg nate
Anonymous
gimme food
Kristianā½
ethan'
Nateć
Schoo is kicking my ass
Kristianā½
who wants ethans personal info
Anonymous
which one
Nateć
Iām glad we are on spring break now
Kristianā½
iws
Flappy.
AMYYY AMY HII
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
FLAPPYSYSYSY
Nateć
Lol
Flappy.
LEOOOO
Flappy.
OMG HIHIIH
Nateć
Wsg flappy
Ellie
where did SAH go?
Anonymous
Iām right here
Flappy.
nmm, wbyy
Nateć
Tired but good
Nateć
Shit I gotta go Iāll be back later bye
Ellie
ok bye love you
Nateć
Love you too
αmy
help why did my friends sister text me this š
Ellie
bro what?
Anonymous
What
š° Ų±ŁŲŁ Ų„ŁŁŲ§ š°
Tr
Ellie
lol
Anonymous
Wsg dipshit
Heroin Monkey
Hey Iām back for like 30 seconds probably
Anonymous
yo
Ellie
damn
Anonymous
hi ellie
Ellie
hi cosmo
Anonymous
hru
STRAWBERRYš
hi
STRAWBERRYš
hru
Anonymous
hi
Anonymous
i don't rlly remember u. who are you again?
STRAWBERRYš
uhm i new
Anonymous
u came here on january. that isn't rlly new...
Anonymous
on january of last year...
Anonymous
ur not new
Anonymous
Wsg
Anonymous
at all
Anonymous
hi ingenious
Anonymous
Wsg Cosmo
Anonymous
my school just opened up mentorship oppurtinuties
Ellie
lol
Anonymous
?
Anonymous
im using the question mark. why isn't nate being summoned
Nateć
???
Cupć
hello?
Anonymous
ay, it worked
Cupć
ima change my pfp
Anonymous
um, looks like we got a new round of bp immigration
Anonymous
ur pfp is from big nate, right?
Nateć
Yeah
Cupć
hello want to be friends?
Anonymous
i used to always read big nate when i was little
Nateć
????
Cupć
the hell is big nate
αmy
i read that as impregnation š
Nateć
Me mf
Anonymous
yo, we need to ask you a question for some security stuff
Cupć
oh
Cupć
ok
Cupć
?
Anonymous
you can delete ur answer after i ask you: how old are you
Anonymous
ok
Anonymous
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Anonymous
ur good
Cupć
okay
Ellie
SAHHHHH
Anonymous
hi sah
Anonymous
COOKIEEEEE
Anonymous
HI COSMO
Cupć
i hate my pfp omg
Ellie
<33333333333
Anonymous
then change it
Anonymous
Good good
Kristianā½
hi sah
Anonymous
HI AIDEN
Anonymous
<333333333333
Anonymous
hi kris
Kristianā½
hi
Kristianā½
shut up bitch
Anonymous
wtf
Kristianā½
i aint done with you yet
Kristianā½
bro leave me alone
Nateć
KRISSY WAKE UP
Anonymous
kris, do you need to go to a psychological hospital or smthng?
Kristianā½
not until you pull some bitches
Anonymous
Huh
Anonymous
AIDEN AIDEN ARE YOU OKE
Kristianā½
that doesnt even make sense
Anonymous
NATE!!!
Anonymous
he's kris btw
Kristianā½
kill yourself
Kristianā½
bri shut up
Anonymous
this is actually kinda amusing
Anonymous
Oh yeah right, forgot about that
Kristianā½
your so annoying
Anonymous
Woah woah
Anonymous
so ur bri now?
Kristianā½
your jokes arent finny
αmy
youāre the same person
αmy
?
Kristianā½
and now you gonna get banned for saying kys
Nateć
SAHHHH!!!!
Kristianā½
i dont care about the mods
Kristianā½
i just want you to jump off a bridge bitch
αmy
oh-kay
αmy
um
Anonymous
šæ
αmy
bye
Kristianā½
your literally so annoying
Cupć
uh
Anonymous
yeah, don't ask
Kristianā½
says you fucktard
Anonymous
u want some popcorn?
Kristianā½
see everyone thinks your weird and sped
Kristianā½
bro shut up
Cupć
no ty
Kristianā½
ur so annoying
Anonymous
you have a point
Kristianā½
says you x2
Anonymous
HOW ARE YOU?????????
Anonymous
PQGAHHAHSJSJS
Anonymous
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeakw6BS/
Ellie
why are talking to yourself?
Kristianā½
cosmo whos right me or him
Cupć
???
Anonymous
wait, r u from bp?
Anonymous
you and you
Kristianā½
stupid slut bitch that doesnt even make sense
Anonymous
Having a hard time
Nateć
IM GOOD HRU
Ellie
lol
Cupć
what?
Anonymous
GLAD TO HEAR THAT, ME TOO
Kristianā½
THAT doesnt make sense
Anonymous
nvm
Kristianā½
ur built like an emo girl shuddup
Anonymous
That's going to far, don't insult him like that
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
"ERM, UR AT THE CitizenM New York Bowery hotel"āļøš¤
Kristianā½
says you bitch
Nateć
Fr be nice
Kristianā½
nuh uh
Anonymous
Helloooooo
Cupć
okay
Anonymous
ur gonna ban him for fucking with himself?
Kristianā½
u look like discount adam driver
Anonymous
True true
Kristianā½
adam passenger looking ass
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Ello SaH
Kristianā½
shut up
Heroin Monkey
Hey Meesa ba k
Anonymous
Shit did I miss
Anonymous
you change your profile picture more often than Wade
Anonymous
Damnnnn
Kristianā½
shut up is thr only comeback you have retard
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Krissy r u having schizophrenia
Cupć
who is wade
Anonymous
Which one should I ban, if we want some quiet here
Anonymous
okay, and
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Js saying
Heroin Monkey
š¬šæ
Kristianā½
im gonna break ur shine when i get home
Kristianā½
shins
Anonymous
How are you
Anonymous
hes a radioactive emo spiderman
Kristianā½
lil bro cant even spell right
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Happy as shit, I don't got school :D
Anonymous
you just spelled right
Cupć
oh i like this pfp how about you
Kristianā½
shit i dont actually eanna get banned
Kristianā½
hi daddy
Heroin Monkey
Bro is committed to yte bit
Anonymous
Anonymous
wtf
Cupć
like my pfp
Ellie
?
Kristianā½
i said dat yesterday
Anonymous
WOAH THATS NICE
Anonymous
i was trying to respond to someone else
Kristianā½
DADDY WHATS UR FIRST AND LAST NAME
Cupć
i dont got school either
Heroin Monkey
Petting dogs releases dopamine in my monkey brain
Anonymous
You won't
Anonymous
whos ur daddy
Kristianā½
feetlust
Anonymous
That's nice tooooooo, I still have holidaysšµ
Heroin Monkey
Me too
Kristianā½
sah r u at year round school?
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Same
Kristianā½
feet
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Yuppers?
Kristianā½
whyts ur fist and last name
Cupć
im bored
Anonymous
Wdym, I'm sorry
Kristianā½
i make docs with everyones personal info
Anonymous
YayYayayaayya
Heroin Monkey
Haha
Anonymous
UHM
Kristianā½
like no summer break
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Uhhh
Kristianā½
but longer holiday
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
My nickname is Rey so there's that
Anonymous
COOKIE WHERE ARE YOU
Cupć
what?
Anonymous
OH NO NO I have summer holidays, they are like 6 weeks
Kristianā½
im craving slaty fokd
Heroin Monkey
My name is quandalioisary dingleonglenut the third
Kristianā½
salty food
Anonymous
Reyrey
Anonymous
Go get some salty food
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Ppl used to call me that in my old school lol
Kristianā½
im pn bus
Anonymous
Can I call you reyrey
Nateć
?
Anonymous
Ohhhhh I see I seee
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Sure ig
Anonymous
i kinda wanna see it
Anonymous
?? ??? ??? ??? ?
Ellie
?????????????///
Anonymous
Yaaaaaayyyyyyy thank you
Cupć
my cat just bit tf out of me lol
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
E
Anonymous
PQGAHAHSJSJSJSJAGHS
Anonymous
because a cupcake-flavored mouse
Ellie
IHFBGVFUFN
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Bite the cat back
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Hiss at it
Cupć
???
Anonymous
Damn
Anonymous
*ur
Anonymous
nvm
Anonymous
HIHIHIHIHIH
Cupć
oh
Anonymous
i thought ur pfp was a mouse
RapBoat
YOOOOOOOOOO iām back
Cupć
it a fay cat
Anonymous
PQGAHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSG
Anonymous
Oh damn
Anonymous
Hi
ag3.0isveryugly
I do too
Anonymous
no one cares
RapBoat
Whoās ready for some RAPPING???
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Meeeeeeeeeeee
RapBoat
YESSIRRRRRRR
ag3.0isveryugly
i want
Flappy.
SAHHH HII
Flappy.
omg stop
Heroin Monkey
It that way
Anonymous
ur gonna regret that, feet
Anonymous
FLAPĆYYYYYYYY FLAPĆYYYYY FLAPĆYYYYYYYY FLAPĆYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FLAPĆYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Nuh uh
RapBoat
WHAT STARTS WITH āRā AND ENDS WITH āPā
Anonymous
rump
Heroin Monkey
šµtell me why
Anonymous
Go ahead
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Rap
Cupć
??
RapBoat
CHA-CHINNNGGGGGG!!!!!!
Anonymous
ignore him
Flappy.
HIIIIIIIII
Anonymous
Are we doing a quiz
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
š¤š«°
Anonymous
hi flappy
Heroin Monkey
Rip
RapBoat
WRONG, sir, WRONG
Anonymous
HIIIIIIIIIIIIII HIHIHI HOW WAS PRACTICE TODAY (IF YOU HAD)
Flappy.
WSG COSMO
Anonymous
reap
Anonymous
not much
RapBoat
WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!! Itās three letters
Nateć
Not u again
Anonymous
bro, ignore him
Flappy.
NOOO NO MORNING ON FRIDAY :)
Anonymous
Welcome back back
Ellie
wsg sah
Anonymous
AHHH OKEEE
Flappy.
omg guys its POURING outside
Anonymous
three letters doesn't start with r and end with p
RapBoat
The amount of LETTERS in the WORD is THREE!!!!!!!!!
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Uhhh
Anonymous
Nothing, hbu
Anonymous
no one cares
Cupć
now it a fat cat
RapBoat
YOOOOOOOOO I REMEMBER YOU
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
That's Madi
RapBoat
YOUāRE THAT CHIRI KID
Ellie
MADII
Flappy.
um ok?
ag3.0isveryugly
its just a random kid I found
ag3.0isveryugly
In my basement
ag3.0isveryugly
sitting on my lap
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
#relatable
Anonymous
we don't fucking care
Flappy.
oh it stopped raining
Heroin Monkey
nah who gave you that was it amy
Anonymous
Is that Madi?
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
its not
ag3.0isveryugly
google gave me it
Heroin Monkey
Yes it is
Heroin Monkey
Itās madi
Ellie
yeah and this is Nate btw
Anonymous
wait, really?
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
What
Heroin Monkey
Yeah we assumed
Anonymous
but nate is talking now
Anonymous
I'm so confused when you and amber switch
Anonymous
Is that fr madi
Anonymous
yeah
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Maybe they're the same person?
Ellie
lol shes at my house and she is helping my mom with smt so I am talking to you guys
Anonymous
I LOVE RAIN
Anonymous
im not sure
Cupć
not me really bc it cold
Heroin Monkey
YES
Anonymous
nice
Anonymous
No no they aren't, Amber his Nates girlfriend
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
Me neither
Anonymous
Because when It was Madi, I need to give him a Warning
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
HOW DO YOU HAVE THESE
Anonymous
r u trying to fucking dox people?
Heroin Monkey
That is kris
~šš š„š~
HOLA
Flappy.
its so chilly tho
Anonymous
that is creepy as helll
Anonymous
Frfr?
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Ong
Anonymous
Warning 2
Heroin Monkey
Yea
Anonymous
After 3 warnings, I need to ban you
~šš š„š~
chill
ag3.0isveryugly
sorry mommy
Anonymous
ban him now
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
It's the rules
Ellie
tf
Anonymous
hes gonna dox another person
Anonymous
Fr
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Wat za fuq
Anonymous
Ew
~šš š„š~
tf is ur name
Ellie
HII
RapBoat
BACK
Anonymous
ARE YOU AMBER COOKIE
Ellie
HIIII IM ELLIE
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Very based name šæ
RapBoat
Anybody up for a Friday rap battle????
Ellie
YESSS
~šš š„š~
HII
Anonymous
AGGQHQHSHSJSJS
Ellie
HRU
Anonymous
OKEOKE HIHIHIJI
Cupć
brb guys my bf is calling me
Ellie
ok
Anonymous
Oke
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Just know he has every disease known to man
~šš š„š~
GUD
TYLENOL
Yoooo
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
I wanna eat you out
~šš š„š~
thats fine
Cupć
back
RapBoat
TYLENOL
Ellie
YAYAYAY UR MY BESTIE NOW
~šš š„š~
ew
Anonymous
There are a lot of users coming in right now that I'm seeing for the first time
Anonymous
Heyyo
RapBoat
Thatās what yo mama said
Anonymous
don't mind him. this is just how he acts
Baby AG3.O
Leave.
RapBoat
FUCK OFF HATER
Anonymous
hater, ignore him
Baby AG3.O
Why the fuck RapBoat is here?
RapBoat
I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOUR SISTERāS ASS
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
You just said my dad was 10 inches deep inside of u...
Anonymous
ignore
RapBoat
And then iāll RAP about it
Anonymous
his
Anonymous
ass
Baby AG3.O
Alright.
~šš š„š~
he is
RapBoat
I WILL RAP ABOUT YOUR WHORE SISTER
Flappy.
...........who are half these peoplee
Anonymous
COOKIE DONT LEAVE ME ALONE
~šš š„š~
i was on here longggg time ago
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
Understandable, have a great day
Cupć
??
Anonymous
i honestly don't now
10InchesDeepIntoYourMother šš š„š„š„
I honestly don't know
Anonymous
RIGHT RIGHT THAT IS WHAT IM SAYING FRFR
~šš š„š~
not even the real kota
RapBoat
Yo cupcake are you a RAP fan??
Ellie
HIIII
Anonymous
And still I'm seeing you for the first time, ig
~šš š„š~
im bob not kota
Ellie
KOTA UR MY BESTIE NOW
Anonymous
Are you a fake acc then
~šš š„š~
u prolly dont know bob
Anonymous
im guessing amber is back on?
Ellie
yes
Ellie
HIIII
Anonymous
ok
Anonymous
lol
~šš š„š~
no i just got access to this account from her
Cupć
š
Anonymous
Oh oke
Anonymous
ignore rapboat.
~šš š„š~
she would be pretty mad prolly if she knew about this
Cupć
ok
RapBoat
Cosmo youāre just jealous because you CANāT COME UP WITH ANY BARS
Anonymous
why do you change your pfp so often š
~šš š„š~
ima go be bob
RapBoat
Itās been 3 DAYS and youāve spat NOTHING
Anonymous
It's so chaotic rn
Baby AG3.O
Bro I got back from haircut.
Cupć
idk im keeping it like this
Anonymous
rip
Iambob
im bob
RapBoat
If you donāt WANT to RAP, then i AUTOMATICALLY WIN the rap battle
Baby AG3.O
My hair looks very ugly as hell.
Anonymous
Okeee ig you love cats
Anonymous
OHHH IK YOU
Cupć
i have 18
Anonymous
rip
RapBoat
Your entire EXISTENCE is ugly, shitface
Iambob
sorry i dont
Anonymous
18 CATS?
Iambob
i have veen gone for a while
Anonymous
hi bob
Iambob
hi
Anonymous
It's okay, because I never chattet with you before
Baby AG3.O
Anonymous
Chill
Iambob
oh ok
Cupć
yeah 18 cats 1 dog and 4 chickens 23 animals all together
Anonymous
Where did reyrey go
Flappy.
I HAVE 2 CATS
RapBoat
Yo HATER, nice SELF PORTRAIT
Flappy.
I LOVE MY CATS
Iambob
give me one
Anonymous
...
Anonymous
WHAAAAAATTTTTT CAN I HAVE YOUR DOG HEHEHHEH
Cupć
well she 13 yrs old
RapBoat
I bet COSMO is one of the 4 chickens
Anonymous
rip
Ellie
I'm back
Anonymous
which person
Anonymous
Whos that
Anonymous
NATE
Anonymous
Probably
Anonymous
Oh nooo
Anonymous
theres a 50% chance
Cupć
and i saved her for someone bc they wasnt taking care of her right
Cupć
from
Anonymous
oh
Anonymous
so u rescued her
Anonymous
You did good
Cupć
they used to hit her and shi*
Baby AG3.O
Guys, let's just ignore RapBoat for now one. Since's he's a bit of a shit and annoying.
Iambob
i bet no one remebers: worstjokesever.com/@xxmentallyilljoxx/community
Anonymous
nothing u can say now can make you look evil after this. ur based af
Ellie
ITS ELLIE
Anonymous
GO AWAY
Anonymous
oh
Anonymous
hi ellie
Anonymous
ignore him
RapBoat
INGENIOUS
Anonymous
WOAH SO HEARTLESS PEOPLE
Cupć
0-0
Iambob
._.
Anonymous
i know how to handle people like him. trust what i say
RapBoat
Youāre your OWN setback from becoming a RAPPER
Cupć
i cn show you pic of her
Anonymous
OHHH AGQGHWHSHSHHSHSHS
Anonymous
don't let urself get triggered
RapBoat
Cosmo, if you quit RUNNING AWAY from the rap battle, then I WIN automatically
Iambob
pls dont
Cupć
ok
Anonymous
no need
Cupć
she a black lab
Anonymous
Oke
Anonymous
nice
RapBoat
Sah, do you have any bars to spit??
Anonymous
yeah yeah ofc
Anonymous
sah...
RapBoat
Well, why donāt you SHOW US what you got???
Anonymous
sah...
Anonymous
...
RapBoat
If youāre so COOL and TOUGH, then why havenāt you spat a rhyme yet?
Anonymous
irony
RapBoat
Maybe sah CANāT RAPā¦
Anonymous
What was that
Anonymous
just a meme
Iambob
has there been any new perv storys lately they are pretty interesting to read ngl
RapBoat
Yeah, just ask arson
Anonymous
Mhmmmmmmm
Anonymous
yo, no need to delete. this place is toxic af, so those memes belong her
Anonymous
*here
Anonymous
Didnāt you ban him
Cupć
Ellie
?
Anonymous
he prob is on another device
Cupć
Anonymous
...
RapBoat
Witnessing a rap battle between SAH and COSMO would be like witnessing a gun fight between two babies, NEITHER of them have any idea what their doing..
Anonymous
But you don't have a mom.
Anonymous
Oke
Baby AG3.O
Damn.
RapBoat
Yeah, you can relate, huh Hater???
Cupć
wth
Cupć
Ellie
wild
Anonymous
You kiss you mom with that mouth RapBoat?
Cupć
i have a play a 6 i dont wanna go to i but i got to
Anonymous
Oh wait, you don't have a mom.
RapBoat
AG, what you starting beef for?? Is it because you have no idea how to rap?
RapBoat
I can RHYME better insults then you can MAKE
Anonymous
Holy shit ban rapboat
Anonymous
hi ag
Anonymous
What's good.
Anonymous
ignore him
Anonymous
Wsg AG
Anonymous
What's good.
Cupć
Anonymous
good boy
Anonymous
lol
Anonymous
Pittbull named cupcake
RapBoat
Itās been 3 DAYS since COSMO HIMSELF planned a huge rap battle, and he hasnāt spat a single bar, rhyme, or line
Cupć
no
RapBoat
Itās because he likes COSMOLOGY and SCIENCE more than awesome shit like RAP
Cupć
cupcake is my white cats name
Anonymous
u didn't do what you had to do
Anonymous
Shut up š
Anonymous
and what are the names of the other 17
Cupć
uhm one bacon
RapBoat
I DID DO what i āhad to do,ā TWICE⦠you just didnāt feel like holding your end of the deal
Cupć
maple
Cupć
kimpy
Anonymous
Daisy is my dog
Anonymous
it wasn't an apology
Cupć
my dong nme is bella
RapBoat
Youāre right, it was TWO apologies
Anonymous
daisy the boy
Anonymous
they weren't apologies
Cupć
tilly
Anonymous
Cuteee
Cupć
luna
Anonymous
Hi RapBoat, how are you doing
Cupć
kiwi
Anonymous
how do u keep track of 18 cats????
Ellie
IM BACKKKK
Anonymous
amber or nate?
Anonymous
OMG THATS A CUTE NAME
Cupć
they run all ove the lace
Cupć
place
Anonymous
Probably amber
Anonymous
yeah
Cupć
tiger and callie
Cupć
smokey
Anonymous
Can you ban RapBoat
Anonymous
another post disappeared
Cupć
chase ans scar and lion
Anonymous
No, there is no reason yet to ban him
Anonymous
Oh damn
Cupć
teddy ,jasper
Anonymous
just don't talk about him, to him, o ranything like that
Cupć
lola, butter
Anonymous
wow
Anonymous
Woah how can you tell your cats apart from each other
Cupć
oscar ,slim jim
Cupć
uhm
Anonymous
Maybe you should follow what youāre telling us š¹
Ellie
BESTIEEE
Cupć
idk they have collars that has there name on it
Anonymous
i only said 2 things to him
Anonymous
COOKIEEE
Anonymous
Ahhh okeee I see, that makes sense
Anonymous
so do u have to check their collar whenever they walk up to you?
Cupć
yea i have like they pink collars for the girls and blue for the boy cats
Anonymous
but like, still
Anonymous
why do u have so many cats
Anonymous
I used to have four cats when i was a kid
Cupć
bc my female cats keep having babies and one of my female cats are pregnet
Anonymous
i used to have a few cats too
Anonymous
then neuter them
Cupć
but I'm getting rid of them
Anonymous
all of them?
Cupć
im trying to get rid of some of them at a time
Cupć
and keep 2
Cupć
or 3
Anonymous
make sure to spay and neuter them so they don't continue breeding
Anonymous
it must be difficult to say goodbye to them
Anonymous
yeah
Cupć
yeah i did have 20 cats
Anonymous
and now ur gonna get more
Cupć
i got rid of 2 already
Cupć
so now i only have 18
Cupć
\
Anonymous
just segregate the males and females so they don't make love
Cupć
i cant deal with em
Anonymous
or spay and neuter them
Anonymous
do ur parents help with them
Cupć
omg one of my male cats humped another male cat
Cupć
uhm yeah they help
Ellie
RAHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
thats probably to show dominance
Anonymous
hi ellie
Ellie
hiii
Anonymous
don't scare off nate
Cupć
malā”
im gonna murder someone.
Anonymous
hi rhino???
Anonymous
Why?
Cupć
this one of my cats giving rizz
Cupć
it winked
malā”
cus people are fucking sensitive pussies
Anonymous
Damn what happened
Anonymous
idk
malā”
so i do like a small homeschool thing at church right?
Anonymous
Yeah
malā”
the teachers wanna kick either me or my bf out
Cupć
my bf wont text me back
Anonymous
thats people for you
malā”
cus theyre idiots
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
Well hello people.
Anonymous
What the fuck
malā”
like we arent doing ANYTHING wrong
Anonymous
Wsg Ethan
Ellie
MALLLLLLLLLL
Anonymous
he might be doing other things
malā”
theyre j paranoid cus a 17 year old got pregnant
Anonymous
MAAAAALALLLL AND WHO
Ellie
BESTIEEEEE
malā”
so theyre taking it out on my bf nd i
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
ello
malā”
HEY ELLIE
Anonymous
"just"??????????????
malā”
ADULTS AT MY CHURCH
Ellie
HI BESTIEEEE
Anonymous
How are you?
Anonymous
OHHHH
Ellie
HIII ETHAN
Anonymous
uhhh, what
malā”
im saying thats the only reason theyre being so strict w my bf nd i
Cupć
we been up all night he might went to sleep
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
malā”
HIIIIIII <3333
Anonymous
why should ur church decide what u do with ur bf
Anonymous
Fr
Ellie
crazy
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
Who are you.
Cupć
we been up all night he might have went to sleep
Anonymous
Fr
Anonymous
thats so fucking wrong
malā”
idk but they wanna kick one of us out of the school thing nd they want us to not interact at youth group or church (which is COMPLETELY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL) nd they told my dad to make sure were not texting or seeing each other outside of school
Anonymous
*cult vibes*
Anonymous
What the fuck is their problem
Cupć
it been 4 hrs \
Ellie
damn what assholes
malā”
which they can kiss my ASS cus im going to his house tomorrow
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
nvm I'll ask later I have togo.
malā”
nd i will text him ALL i want
Anonymous
thats a full on cult
Anonymous
BYEBYEEE
Cupć
i gtg
Anonymous
they actually can't restrict that legally
malā”
but my dad j said to be separate during school so ppl will hopefully chill out
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
oh , ellie nates girl lmao
Anonymous
Fr
Cupć
byeeee
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
the one I trolled!
Anonymous
if they kick you out, u can sue them
Ellie
hola
Anonymous
Yeah you might want to lay low for a while
Anonymous
nah....
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
funni
malā”
yeah were like not gonna interact at school tues wed nd thurs so ppl will hopefully not kick one of us out
Anonymous
the school has no right to interfere with ur love life
Anonymous
Wham
Anonymous
just be a bit passive aggressive
Anonymous
What*
malā”
no nd ik its one of the like side teachers cus her daughter got pregnant recently which like i get it its scary but she has no right to be like this
āšŖ šš¦š±š„ šš±š²šš¦š”
bye.
Anonymous
Bye Ethan
malā”
like i know FOR A FACT liam will NOT get me pregnant so they have absolutely nothing to worry abt
Ellie
YYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Anonymous
a school can not legally separate a couple outside of school
Anonymous
mr only?
Anonymous
Fr
malā”
yeah they j suggested it im j scared theyre gonna be like "okay well mady you nd liam hang out too much outside of school so obviously youre still dating so you hafta leave podschool now" cus since its a small thing run by my church they can do that
Anonymous
i can track u down now
Anonymous
they still legally can't kick you out
malā”
but ill be 16 in a little more than 5 months so ill be able to drive to see him
Anonymous
u can actually sue them
malā”
yeah but were not gonna sue our church
Anonymous
ill be 16 in around 3 months
malā”
im j scared cus my parents are looking into a private school in case
Anonymous
you can bluff it
malā”
nd id rather j be fully homeschooled
malā”
than go to a private school
Anonymous
What
Anonymous
the cup...
malā”
my dad nd i are so pissed w the school though
Anonymous
i would actually look at ur schools handbook and see if it is in there. if it isn't u can do it
Ellie
lol
Cupć
back
malā”
we dont have a handbook cus its not an official school
Anonymous
you have every right to be pissed with the school
Cupć
look at my baby
Cupć
Anonymous
so they officaily can't kick you out for that
Anonymous
stop feeding ur cats so much
Cupć
why
malā”
they can though cus its homeschool but the parents are paying for people to come teach us once a week nd the other 2 days is a private thing at someone house so they have every right to tell me im not longer welcome
Cupć
malā”
*no
Anonymous
they look.. a little chunky
Cupć
there 2 cats here a black one and the stripped one
Anonymous
and being chunky isn't good for a cat
Cupć
Anonymous
Wait what
Anonymous
I thought you are like 19
Cupć
they aint hat chunky
malā”
sahhhh
Anonymous
that was my alt...
Anonymous
I WANT TOO
Anonymous
Mallll
The Unknown King of Moderation
SaH im gonna make a mod post in a sec
Anonymous
Oh
Anonymous
but even a little chunky is bad
malā”
one of my cats is BEYOND chunky like she is full on OBESE
Ellie
I WANT BOBA
Anonymous
Oke
Cupć
ik but they ain chunky
Anonymous
ME TOO
Anonymous
oh god. my mom is a vet, so im cringing like hell
Ellie
GIVE ME SOME
malā”
that only happens in winter dw its cus shes inside all the time so shes depressed. but summer spring nd fall shes the perfect weight cus she goes outside so she gets exercise nd is happy
malā”
my mom doesnt let her leave my room so she cant rlly be active in the winter since its too cold to take her outside
malā”
ME THREE
Cupć
my fluff ball
Anonymous
just try to monitor how much she eats in winter ccompared to ur other cats
Ellie
lol
Cupć
Anonymous
thats actually really bad.
Anonymous
I JUST GOT HOME
Anonymous
YAUYYY
malā”
i do when i give my other cat extra food i bring her upstairs so my fat cat doesnt get extra food
Anonymous
she should still be able to go outd=side ur room
malā”
thats what i told my mom but shes like "its fine cus your room is HUGE" which it is but like closed doors stress cats out so that doesnt help her cus she is literally depressed all winter
malā”
its so bad
Anonymous
why does the fat cat have to stay in ur room but not the other cat
Cupć
my cats every time i open the door they run outside lol
Anonymous
YAYAYAYAYAAYYA
malā”
the other cat does too but my mom doesnt mind me having her upstairs for a minute to eat
Anonymous
they need to be able to move around a lot. a big room still isn't enough
Anonymous
speaking of eat i get to eat in a bitttt
malā”
thats what i said
Anonymous
my favorite food
malā”
she doesnt listen
The Unknown King of Moderation
SaH post is up
Cupć
i let my cats run outside
Ellie
me too my mom is getting pizza
Anonymous
my cats stay in my room and refuse to leave
⢠Shy Dragon ā¢
Salutations
Anonymous
but why does the fitter cat stay healthier?
malā”
all she cares abt is keeping the house clean for the baby cus hes crawling which is valid but the cat is miserable
Anonymous
i would check with ur vet if ur fat cat has a heart disease or diabetes, because being obese is horrible
⢠Shy Dragon ā¢
Greetings you said youāre new, also what is your profile picture a picture of?
Anonymous
thats borderline abuse
malā”
my mom has never allowed her outside my room since she was a few months old so she is happy in my room nd is active there while my fat cat used to be a stray so for her to be stuck in one room for months is stressful nd hard for her
⢠Shy Dragon ā¢
Obese cats?
Anonymous
hi shy
⢠Shy Dragon ā¢
How do you do?
Anonymous
tell ur mom that and that it is making the cats life hell
Ellie
Hi I'm ellie
malā”
i have. nd she tells me its my fault cus she thinks i feed my cats way too much which i dont i feed them what my vet told me to feed them and OCCASIONALLY ill give them a couple extra pieces of food if they wont shut up. but it is NOT enough to make my cat that fuckin fat
⢠Shy Dragon ā¢
Have we conversed before?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hey
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hey guys
Ellie
I'm not sure
malā”
hey jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
Do you know
The Unknown King of Moderation
what time it is
Ellie
Hi
The Unknown King of Moderation
hehehehehe
Cupć
why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
malā”
its time for lunch
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS SPAM TIME GO GO GO WERE ALMOST AT 1000
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tell them that u know a friend who knows about this stuff and said that the cat should be able to walk around.
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