Invitation to Chat

nah

nah

gah

WHY NOT!?!? Isn’t that what the site is FOR

i was j rhyming

Technically the site is for the worst jokes ever

Worst rapboat ever

no im not you just pretend i am malcolm

pay pay

imma delete my acc brb

What do you call a lesbian Octopus?

Lick-A-Lotapuss

lmao

im back

better?

Ag

yes ag

fuck

bro ur names hit/ler

i ment lamo

god

...

...

wtf is dat?

Heroin I think you spam this a bit much

never enough

best toy ever

Say, you’re RIGHT, so how the fuck did this become a CHATTING SITE

magic, duh

frrrrr

whats yalls social security number and the funny 3 lil digit number on your parents credit cards

its for a game dw;]

6969696969. 420

tyy

420

123-45-6789, 123

tyyy

byeeeeee

dw abt the feds at yalls doors

I get them everyday

alg bro

ha jokes on you cus that was all of jakes info

Im jakeing it

...

wat

Im alternativesymphonying it

cutesy

lol

dedd

Real

soo wyd

At school

oh gross

whats wrong with school mal?

Do you not have school

no i dont

it sucks

i only have classes on monday at the moment

so tru

hi

sup

how is your day going?

boring as usual

You?

good but bored

its 3am for me rn

hellooooooooo

hellooooooooo

hey girl

hell yeah you are

lmfao

gay

I once recorded myself reenacting that audio and it was the worst thing ever

😭

who up alternating they symphony

gay

wsg

jake

soup

Try https://d3rtzzzsiu7gdr.cloudfront.net/library.html

i gave away your social security number

muahaha

darn

tehehe

😔

🤭

😴

guys cps came for me

crazy penis stealers?

thanks rice cracker

thats you

alg

im NOT gay

yes you are.

no child protective service

no im NOT.

yeah ik lol

Yes you are

Dont lie to god

yes you are 💔

Hope it went well 😭

IM NOT

💔i cant believe youre gay

this is out of hand

muahahahahahahahahahaha

they got me, my mom and siblings a new house away from my stepdad and we are selling everything bruh mainly because my stepdad and me threw hands

did you win

yeah but at the cost of my jaw hurting he hit me good

lmao

damn, props to you for standing your ground though

that takes hella balls

i'll pull a wade/dagger on you

don't try me

mhm

sure

I'LL DO IT

youve already made me sad enough by being gay

dont rub salt in the wound jake.

actually that would be pretty hard I can't think of a reason you shouldn't be mod lmao

ha.

i'll squeeze lemons into it

hahaha

ha

haha.

bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas

😔

that would burn.

now you clearly are gay and was just PRETENDING to be straight

ugh

bro why was he being such a bitch over a haircut

also brb gonna lock in

oh damn

WJE QUOTEBOOK RETURNS TODAY BTW

DM ME SS ON LOUNGE 2 IF YOU WANT TO ADD ANY

bro my throat kills

fr but my mom called the cops and cps and they got us a new house so we prob moving away from him in a month time tops lol

oh damn

skl was so bad

good because him and me fought in public because of his dumbass

its all gcse gcse gcse IM ONLY IN YEAR 9

damn your a freshman

gtg its lunch time

okok

cyaa dap

cya king

bruhhh

i also walked headfirst into a metal bin infrotn of my crushes

crush*

hate it when that happens lol

lol

NOOOOO

i already had a headache too

so lol

AND THEN I HAD A LESSON WITH HIM

no thats awful

ik

:(

:((

:(((

:((((

Oh i also fake tanned and i realised it didnt fully work on my face so there were some patches that im gonna fix

my throats killing me rn

oh nooo

and then i realised i was breaking out too lolz

its school air i tell you

omg fr

gtg cyaa in a few

laters

cyaa

jake is so gay

fr

frfr

frfrfr

hes only gay for wade tho

frrrr

ahuh ahuh otherwise hes straight (i hope)

you hope huh

I AM NOT GAY FOR ANYONE

LIES

oop

lmao

YOURE GAY FOR WADE

wait yall

AND MALCOLM (WHO IS IMAGINARY BTW)

yesterday did wade come?

yes

stop lying

yeah

ohh

for me 😏

i missed it

muahaha

whatd it say

noooooothing

jakerrrrrssssssssss

whatd it sayyyyyyyyyy]

show me goober

hehehehe

😭

meanie

i hope wade isnt still rlly mad at me

I'm sure he's not

jakersssss

hes prolly forgotten

hes a lot more chill than he lets on

he was never really one to hold grudges anyway

yeah I know how to help him "loosen up" 😏

i missed it

show it again

plssssssss

hehehehe >:)

jakerssssssssssss

youre so mean

whatd it say

💔

fine dont show me

wtv.

HEY

what.

trying not to smile in class rn lmao

I'LL SHOW YOU SOON I PROMISE

theres nothing funny here

sure.

what I said is lmao

too bad youre too busy letting me be sad to let me know whats so damn funny.

NOOOOOO

(notice the periods, things are very serious rn.)

fix this jake.

jake im seriously heartbroken rn.

my crest has fallen back into the challenger deep and its your fault.

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

SO YOU ARE GAY.

did I say I was?

yes

JAKE

NOOOO

the truth always reveals it slef

inocrrect

*incorrect

JAKE

NO

Shake for him jake

LOL

hm>

?

wouldnt you like to know my sweet summer child

i wanna know whats happening here LOL

so would jake.

hed love to know what i said in that deleted message

MUAHAHHAHA

Oh how the turns have tabled.

hmmmmm

oop

im sure youd looooooove to know

almost as much as you loooooooooove wadde

*wade

BAHHAH

*daddy waddy

yeah see???

case in point.

wow jake

just proving my point

I bet I still have the ss of me saying im his submissive little whore bitch

exact words btw

oh hell nawwwwwww

ha if only you knew what my deleted message said

haha

ha

yeah but I also have the wilk ss because of that

hahahaha

ha

a worthy trade off

hehe

yall tryna sing the day after a concert is a dumb idea

just so yk

LOL

it hurts.

REAL

and sounds like someones dying

what wade said on our first night together

bro my throat hirts SO bad

i hope you can recover

💔

also what wade said

there goes my crest

also yall have u seen UK recently

into the challenger deep.

thanks jake.

never said I was gay

G.A.Y

nor that I had oral/anal sex with wade

never said that happened

😭💔😔

^^^

he's been busy with school I assume

yeah

yeah prolly

yo, I Js cant

my kings gotta come back

I agree

cant what

I NEED EMOJIS OR I CANNOT LIVE

wait lemme go find a website where I can copy and paster emojis hheheh

💔💔💔

YAYYY EMOJIS

sup

if you're on windows just press the windows key + period

wsg rap boat

Wsg y’all

I have an idea to help us with this hard situation

...

whats the period key... im not on windows 💔

.

what hard situation...

mac?

chrome?

ehhh lemme look

is a samsung google laptop

alr so you're probably on chrome os I'm guessing

i think so

yeah

Js double tap your mouse pad and it will say emoji and Js choose one

Guys we should do a KMEET over some coffee or tea

i dont got a mouse pad

kmeet?

yeah

yeah

doesnt work

when did you get all fancy lmfao

and use both fingers at the same time

I GOT THE EMOJIS

W

i used this

good

that's what she said

💔

I’m actually a big coffee fan, though I know 1 person in the gang who would prefer TEA

OH

me