bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas
bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas
bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas
helo
nah
bobbie sweaty nut sack rubbing on you
nah
mal♡
gah
RapBoat
WHY NOT!?!? Isn’t that what the site is FOR
mal♡
i was j rhyming
Anonymous
Technically the site is for the worst jokes ever
Heroin Monkey
Worst rapboat ever
mal♡
and technically youre gay 🤓☝️
Anonymous
Then technically you're a man 🤓☝️
mal♡
no im not you just pretend i am malcolm
bobbie sweaty nut sack rubbing on you
pay pay
bobbie sweaty nut sack rubbing on you
imma delete my acc brb
helo
What do you call a lesbian Octopus?
Lick-A-Lotapuss
mal♡
lmao
crustin bing ram
im back
crustin bing ram
better?
Heroin Monkey
Ag
crustin bing ram
yes ag
helo
lmao
crustin bing ram
lame
crustin bing ram
fuck
helo
bro ur names hit/ler
crustin bing ram
i ment lamo
crustin bing ram
god
helo
...
crustin bing ram
...
Heroin Monkey
crustin bing ram
wtf is dat?
helo
Heroin I think you spam this a bit much
crustin bing ram
never enough
mal♡
best toy ever
RapBoat
Say, you’re RIGHT, so how the fuck did this become a CHATTING SITE
mal♡
magic, duh
crustin bing ram
frrrrr
crustin bing ram
whats yalls social security number and the funny 3 lil digit number on your parents credit cards
crustin bing ram
its for a game dw;]
Heroin Monkey
6969696969. 420
crustin bing ram
tyy
helo
420
mal♡
123-45-6789, 123
crustin bing ram
tyyy
crustin bing ram
byeeeeee
crustin bing ram
dw abt the feds at yalls doors
helo
I get them everyday
helo
alg bro
mal♡
ha jokes on you cus that was all of jakes info
Heroin Monkey
Im jakeing it
helo
...
mal♡
wat
Heroin Monkey
Im alternativesymphonying it
mal♡
cutesy
helo
lol
mal♡
dedd
Heroin Monkey
Real
mal♡
soo wyd
Heroin Monkey
At school
mal♡
oh gross
helo
whats wrong with school mal?
Heroin Monkey
Do you not have school
mal♡
no i dont
mal♡
it sucks
mal♡
i only have classes on monday at the moment
helo
so tru
Maxoutballs
hi
helo
sup
Maxoutballs
how is your day going?
helo
boring as usual
helo
You?
Maxoutballs
good but bored
helo
its 3am for me rn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hellooooooooo
helo
hellooooooooo
mal♡
hey girl
Anonymous
hell yeah you are
mal♡
lmfao
mal♡
gay
Anonymous
I once recorded myself reenacting that audio and it was the worst thing ever
mal♡
😭
Anonymous
who up alternating they symphony
helo
gay
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
anyone know any unblocked game links
Anonymous
try arcadespot.com
DAP ME UP
wsg
mal♡
jake
Anonymous
soup
helo
Try https://d3rtzzzsiu7gdr.cloudfront.net/library.html
mal♡
i gave away your social security number
mal♡
muahaha
Anonymous
darn
mal♡
tehehe
Anonymous
😔
mal♡
🤭
helo
😴
DAP ME UP
guys cps came for me
Anonymous
crazy penis stealers?
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
thanks rice cracker
mal♡
thats you
helo
alg
Anonymous
im NOT gay
mal♡
yes you are.
DAP ME UP
no child protective service
Anonymous
no im NOT.
Anonymous
yeah ik lol
helo
Yes you are
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
Dont lie to god
mal♡
yes you are 💔
Anonymous
Hope it went well 😭
Anonymous
IM NOT
mal♡
💔i cant believe youre gay
Anonymous
this is out of hand
mal♡
muahahahahahahahahahaha
DAP ME UP
they got me, my mom and siblings a new house away from my stepdad and we are selling everything bruh mainly because my stepdad and me threw hands
Anonymous
did you win
mal♡
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Anonymous
if i had mod powers this would be deleted smh
DAP ME UP
yeah but at the cost of my jaw hurting he hit me good
helo
lmao
Anonymous
damn, props to you for standing your ground though
Anonymous
that takes hella balls
mal♡
ha how the tables have turned sweet child
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
real
Anonymous
i'll pull a wade/dagger on you
Anonymous
don't try me
mal♡
mhm
mal♡
sure
Anonymous
I'LL DO IT
mal♡
youve already made me sad enough by being gay
mal♡
dont rub salt in the wound jake.
Anonymous
actually that would be pretty hard I can't think of a reason you shouldn't be mod lmao
mal♡
ha.
Anonymous
i'll squeeze lemons into it
mal♡
hahaha
mal♡
ha
mal♡
haha.
DAP ME UP
bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas
mal♡
😔
mal♡
that would burn.
mal♡
now you clearly are gay and was just PRETENDING to be straight
mal♡
ugh
Anonymous
bro why was he being such a bitch over a haircut
Anonymous
also brb gonna lock in
mal♡
oh damn
Anonymous
WJE QUOTEBOOK RETURNS TODAY BTW
Anonymous
DM ME SS ON LOUNGE 2 IF YOU WANT TO ADD ANY
helo
Whats that?
Anonymous
you'll see muahahaha
mal♡
bro my throat kills
DAP ME UP
fr but my mom called the cops and cps and they got us a new house so we prob moving away from him in a month time tops lol
mal♡
oh damn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
skl was so bad
DAP ME UP
good because him and me fought in public because of his dumbass
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its all gcse gcse gcse IM ONLY IN YEAR 9
DAP ME UP
damn your a freshman
DAP ME UP
when he first pressed me i was by our kitchen with the knives so
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
damn
DAP ME UP
gtg its lunch time
mal♡
okok
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
cyaa dap
mal♡
cya king
mal♡
damn real
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ya and as soon as i got into the building i got shouted at for chewing gum
mal♡
bruhhh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i also walked headfirst into a metal bin infrotn of my crushes
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
crush*
helo
hate it when that happens lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
mal♡
NOOOOO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i already had a headache too
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
so lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND THEN I HAD A LESSON WITH HIM
mal♡
no thats awful
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ik
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
:(
mal♡
:((
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
:(((
helo
:((((
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh i also fake tanned and i realised it didnt fully work on my face so there were some patches that im gonna fix
mal♡
my throats killing me rn
mal♡
oh nooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and then i realised i was breaking out too lolz
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its school air i tell you
mal♡
omg fr
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
gtg cyaa in a few
helo
laters
mal♡
cyaa
helo
jake is so gay
mal♡
fr
mal♡
frfr
helo
frfrfr
mal♡
hes only gay for wade tho
helo
frrrr
mal♡
ahuh ahuh otherwise hes straight (i hope)
helo
you hope huh
Anonymous
I AM NOT GAY FOR ANYONE
Anonymous
LIES
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
helo
lmao
mal♡
YOURE GAY FOR WADE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait yall
mal♡
AND MALCOLM (WHO IS IMAGINARY BTW)
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yesterday did wade come?
Anonymous
yes
helo
stop lying
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
yeah
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ohh
Anonymous
for me 😏
mal♡
i missed it
Anonymous
muahaha
mal♡
whatd it say
Anonymous
noooooothing
mal♡
jakerrrrrssssssssss
mal♡
whatd it sayyyyyyyyyy]
mal♡
show me goober
Anonymous
hehehehe
mal♡
😭
mal♡
meanie
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i hope wade isnt still rlly mad at me
Anonymous
I'm sure he's not
mal♡
jakersssss
mal♡
hes prolly forgotten
mal♡
hes a lot more chill than he lets on
Anonymous
he was never really one to hold grudges anyway
Anonymous
yeah I know how to help him "loosen up" 😏
mal♡
i missed it
mal♡
show it again
mal♡
plssssssss
Anonymous
hehehehe >:)
helo
the rage bait is insane
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
real\
mal♡
jakerssssssssssss
mal♡
youre so mean
mal♡
whatd it say
mal♡
💔
mal♡
fine dont show me
mal♡
wtv.
Anonymous
HEY
mal♡
what.
Anonymous
trying not to smile in class rn lmao
Anonymous
I'LL SHOW YOU SOON I PROMISE
mal♡
theres nothing funny here
mal♡
sure.
Anonymous
what I said is lmao
mal♡
too bad youre too busy letting me be sad to let me know whats so damn funny.
Anonymous
NOOOOOO
mal♡
(notice the periods, things are very serious rn.)
helo
fix this jake.
mal♡
jake im seriously heartbroken rn.
mal♡
my crest has fallen back into the challenger deep and its your fault.
Anonymous
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
mal♡
SO YOU ARE GAY.
Anonymous
did I say I was?
helo
yes
mal♡
JAKE
mal♡
NOOOO
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
the truth always reveals it slef
Anonymous
inocrrect
Anonymous
*incorrect
mal♡
JAKE
mal♡
NO
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
Shake for him jake
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
Anonymous
hm>
Anonymous
?
mal♡
wouldnt you like to know my sweet summer child
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i wanna know whats happening here LOL
mal♡
so would jake.
mal♡
hed love to know what i said in that deleted message
mal♡
MUAHAHHAHA
helo
Oh how the turns have tabled.
mal♡
hmmmmm
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
mal♡
im sure youd looooooove to know
mal♡
almost as much as you loooooooooove wadde
mal♡
*wade
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BAHHAH
Anonymous
*daddy waddy
mal♡
yeah see???
mal♡
case in point.
helo
wow jake
mal♡
just proving my point
Anonymous
I bet I still have the ss of me saying im his submissive little whore bitch
Anonymous
exact words btw
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh hell nawwwwwww
mal♡
gay asf
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yup lolzzz
mal♡
ha if only you knew what my deleted message said
mal♡
haha
mal♡
ha
Anonymous
yeah but I also have the wilk ss because of that
mal♡
hahahaha
mal♡
ha
Anonymous
a worthy trade off
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hehe
mal♡
yall tryna sing the day after a concert is a dumb idea
mal♡
just so yk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
mal♡
it hurts.
Anonymous
REAL
mal♡
and sounds like someones dying
Anonymous
what wade said on our first night together
mal♡
bro my throat hirts SO bad
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i hope you can recover
mal♡
💔
Anonymous
also what wade said
mal♡
there goes my crest
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
also yall have u seen UK recently
mal♡
into the challenger deep.
mal♡
thanks jake.
Anonymous
never said I was gay
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
G.A.Y
Anonymous
nor that I had oral/anal sex with wade
Anonymous
never said that happened
mal♡
😭💔😔
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
^^^
Anonymous
he's been busy with school I assume
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
mal♡
yeah prolly
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
yo, I Js cant
mal♡
my kings gotta come back
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
I agree
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
cant what
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I NEED EMOJIS OR I CANNOT LIVE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait lemme go find a website where I can copy and paster emojis hheheh
RapBoat
Sup RAPPERS
Anonymous
hey rapebutt
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
💔💔💔
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YAYYY EMOJIS
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
sup
Anonymous
if you're on windows just press the windows key + period
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
wsg rap boat
RapBoat
Wsg y’all
RapBoat
I have an idea to help us with this hard situation
helo
...
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
whats the period key... im not on windows 💔
helo
.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what hard situation...
Anonymous
mac?
Anonymous
chrome?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ehhh lemme look
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
is a samsung google laptop
Anonymous
alr so you're probably on chrome os I'm guessing
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i think so
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
yeah
Anonymous
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
Js double tap your mouse pad and it will say emoji and Js choose one
RapBoat
Guys we should do a KMEET over some coffee or tea
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont got a mouse pad
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
whats a mouse pad
Anonymous
the trackpad
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
kmeet?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
yeah
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
doesnt work
Anonymous
when did you get all fancy lmfao
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
and use both fingers at the same time
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I GOT THE EMOJIS
Anonymous
W
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i used this
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
good
Anonymous
that's what she said
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
💔
RapBoat
I’m actually a big coffee fan, though I know 1 person in the gang who would prefer TEA
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
OH
Anonymous
me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ME
Anonymous
I love tea
Anonymous
I don't like coffee
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WAIT IM STUCK IN CAPS LOCK
RapBoat
Oh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IDK HOW TO EVEN GET CAPS LOCK
Anonymous
HAHA
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IS IT ME COZ IM BRITISH?
Anonymous
THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM STUCK
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WAIT WHY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
that's what she said
helo
STOP YELLING EL
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I CANT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM STUK IN CAPS LOCK
Anonymous
EL STOP YELLING
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IDK HOW TO GET OUT OF IT ON THIS LAPTOP
Anonymous
NO NEED TO YELL WE'RE ALL RIGHT HERE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM SORRY
RapBoat
I meant UK, but if you’re british than yeah, YOU TOO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YA I AM
RapBoat
Press the caps lock button
Anonymous
EL WHY ARE YOU YELLING
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
THERE ISNT A CAPS LOCK BUTTON
Anonymous
YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ITS NOT THAT TYPE OF LAPTOP
RapBoat
THEN HOW THE F@$!% DID YOU GET IN CAPS LOCK
mal♡
YELLING IS FUN WDYM
Anonymous
PUTTING THE "EL" IN YELL SMH
Anonymous
(im just joking lol)
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait i fixed it
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
oh Js press alt and the button in between ur tab and shift keys
RapBoat
YAY
Anonymous
I'm heading home brb
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
cyya
RapBoat
Cya Jaker
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND I BROKE MY LAPTOP AGAIN
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STUPID STUPID LAPTOP
helo
jake
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
fixed it again
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
yo, I'm bored what do u guys wanna tk Abt
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
errrr idk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
how life
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
how's*
helo
good chat xD
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my head still hurts from the metal bin...
helo
How just how do you hit ur head on a metal bin
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wellll
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i was walking to my lesson
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and my head was down and i lifted my head up and walked smack bang into the metal bin
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
...
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
infront of my crush...
helo
OMD thats so embarrassing
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
mhm
helo
wow
helo
I would hate that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i also didnt even get into the school before i got shouted at
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
for CHEWING GUM
helo
for gum?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YEA
helo
yeah
helo
always at my school
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and all the boys were behind me and they all shouted "WAYYYY"
helo
lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and i had to turn around and find a bin before they let me in
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND THEN
helo
bad aye
helo
bad day aye*
helo
Wheres Mal?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
THE TEACHEr
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
came into my form and was like talking to us
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and he said no chewing gum
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND LOOKED ME IN THE SOUL
helo
🤣🤣🤣
Anonymous
oh my dick
helo
uhhh wat?
Anonymous
"OMD" = Oh My Dick
helo
I think its oh my days
Anonymous
ik lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ewww
Anonymous
I just like making stupid acronyms
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lolzzzz
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
why does it always go quiet when i talk 😭
helo
it does not
Anonymous
sorry I was messaging SaH lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IVE DONE IT AGAIN
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
AHAHAHAHA
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I MISSPRESSED SMT WHEN I WAS GETTING EMOJIS
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
TF
Anonymous
This is hilarious lol
helo
back to yelling i see
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ITS STRESSING ME OUT ATP
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM SORRY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DUCKING HELL
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WHAT DO I DO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
GUYS DONT LEAVE ME I BEG
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
GUYS
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
gtg bye
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BYEE
helo
gtg
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BYEE
helo
nah jk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
OHHH HII
helo
hii
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM CRAING OUT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
CRASHING*
helo
js dont
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DONT?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DONT WHAT
helo
crash out
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
OK
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I WONT CRASH OUT
helo
chill
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM TRYING
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i fixed ittttttt
helo
yay
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yayyy
helo
im gonna go to bed. Its 3:32am
helo
Goodnight.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
goodnight
jefferyo100
hello
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hello