Invitation to Chat

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gah

WHY NOT!?!? Isn’t that what the site is FOR

i was j rhyming

DaRapBoat

WHY NOT!?!? Isn’t that what the site is FOR

Technically the site is for the worst jokes ever

DaRapBoat

WHY NOT!?!? Isn’t that what the site is FOR

Worst rapboat ever

spookSymphony

Technically the site is for the worst jokes ever

and technically youre gay πŸ€“β˜οΈ

mal

and technically youre gay πŸ€“β˜οΈ

Then technically you're a man πŸ€“β˜οΈ

no im not you just pretend i am malcolm

What do you call a lesbian Octopus?

Lick-A-Lotapuss

lmao

mal

lmao

lmao

bro ur names hit/ler

Heroin Monkey
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Heroin I think you spam this a bit much

Heroin Monkey
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best toy ever

spookSymphony

Technically the site is for the worst jokes ever

Say, you’re RIGHT, so how the fuck did this become a CHATTING SITE

magic, duh

whats yalls social security number and the funny 3 lil digit number on your parents credit cards

hit/ler6767

whats yalls social security number and the funny 3 lil digit number on your parents credit cards

6969696969. 420

123-45-6789, 123

I get them everyday

alg bro

hit/ler6767

dw abt the feds at yalls doors

ha jokes on you cus that was all of jakes info

wat

cutesy

dedd

soo wyd

oh gross

whats wrong with school mal?

no i dont

helo

whats wrong with school mal?

it sucks

i only have classes on monday at the moment

so tru

boring as usual

its 3am for me rn

hellooooooooo

hey girl

Heroin Monkey

Im alternativesymphonying it

hell yeah you are

lmfao

gay

Heroin Monkey

Im jakeing it

I once recorded myself reenacting that audio and it was the worst thing ever

😭

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anyone know any unblocked game links

try arcadespot.com

jake

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anyone know any unblocked game links

Try https://d3rtzzzsiu7gdr.cloudfront.net/library.html

i gave away your social security number

muahaha

tehehe

🀭

😴

spookSymphony

crazy penis stealers?

thats you

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thanks rice cracker

alg

yes you are.

spookSymphony

crazy penis stealers?

no child protective service

DAP ME UP

no child protective service

yeah ik lol

spookSymphony

im NOT gay

Yes you are

spookSymphony

no im NOT.

yes you are πŸ’”

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Dont lie to god

IM NOT

πŸ’”i cant believe youre gay

muahahahahahahahahahaha

they got me, my mom and siblings a new house away from my stepdad and we are selling everything bruh mainly because my stepdad and me threw hands

spookSymphony

this is out of hand

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mal

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if i had mod powers this would be deleted smh

spookSymphony

did you win

yeah but at the cost of my jaw hurting he hit me good

DAP ME UP

yeah but at the cost of my jaw hurting he hit me good

damn, props to you for standing your ground though

spookSymphony

if i had mod powers this would be deleted smh

ha how the tables have turned sweet child

mal

ha how the tables have turned sweet child

i'll pull a wade/dagger on you

mhm

sure

youve already made me sad enough by being gay

dont rub salt in the wound jake.

actually that would be pretty hard I can't think of a reason you shouldn't be mod lmao

ha.

mal

dont rub salt in the wound jake.

i'll squeeze lemons into it

hahaha

ha

haha.

bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas

spookSymphony

i'll squeeze lemons into it

πŸ˜”

that would burn.

now you clearly are gay and was just PRETENDING to be straight

ugh

DAP ME UP

bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas

bro why was he being such a bitch over a haircut

DAP ME UP

bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas

oh damn

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DM ME SS ON LOUNGE 2 IF YOU WANT TO ADD ANY

spookSymphony

WJE QUOTEBOOK RETURNS TODAY BTW

Whats that?

bro my throat kills

fr but my mom called the cops and cps and they got us a new house so we prob moving away from him in a month time tops lol

oh damn

good because him and me fought in public because of his dumbass

when he first pressed me i was by our kitchen with the knives so

okok

cya king

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

skl was so bad

damn real

mal

damn real

ya and as soon as i got into the building i got shouted at for chewing gum

bruhhh

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

ya and as soon as i got into the building i got shouted at for chewing gum

i also walked headfirst into a metal bin infrotn of my crushes

hate it when that happens lol

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i also walked headfirst into a metal bin infrotn of my crushes

NOOOOO

no thats awful

:((

:((((

Oh i also fake tanned and i realised it didnt fully work on my face so there were some patches that im gonna fix

my throats killing me rn

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh i also fake tanned and i realised it didnt fully work on my face so there were some patches that im gonna fix

oh nooo

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh i also fake tanned and i realised it didnt fully work on my face so there were some patches that im gonna fix

and then i realised i was breaking out too lolz

omg fr

laters

cyaa

jake is so gay

fr

frfr

frfrfr

hes only gay for wade tho

frrrr

ahuh ahuh otherwise hes straight (i hope)

you hope huh

mal

hes only gay for wade tho

I AM NOT GAY FOR ANYONE

spookSymphony

I AM NOT GAY FOR ANYONE

YOURE GAY FOR WADE

AND MALCOLM (WHO IS IMAGINARY BTW)

spookSymphony

I AM NOT GAY FOR ANYONE

stop lying

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

yesterday did wade come?

for me 😏

i missed it

whatd it say

jakerrrrrssssssssss

whatd it sayyyyyyyyyy]

show me goober

😭

meanie

jakersssss

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i hope wade isnt still rlly mad at me

hes prolly forgotten

hes a lot more chill than he lets on

he was never really one to hold grudges anyway

mal

hes a lot more chill than he lets on

yeah I know how to help him "loosen up" 😏

i missed it

show it again

plssssssss

the rage bait is insane

jakerssssssssssss

youre so mean

whatd it say

πŸ’”

fine dont show me

wtv.

what.

theres nothing funny here

spookSymphony

I'LL SHOW YOU SOON I PROMISE

sure.

mal

theres nothing funny here

what I said is lmao

too bad youre too busy letting me be sad to let me know whats so damn funny.

(notice the periods, things are very serious rn.)

fix this jake.

jake im seriously heartbroken rn.

my crest has fallen back into the challenger deep and its your fault.

helo

fix this jake.

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

SO YOU ARE GAY.

JAKE

NOOOO

JAKE

NO

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wouldnt you like to know my sweet summer child

so would jake.

hed love to know what i said in that deleted message

MUAHAHHAHA

Oh how the turns have tabled.

spookSymphony

hm>

hmmmmm

mal

hed love to know what i said in that deleted message

oop

mal

wouldnt you like to know my sweet summer child

im sure youd looooooove to know

almost as much as you loooooooooove wadde

*wade

yeah see???

case in point.

wow jake

just proving my point

I bet I still have the ss of me saying im his submissive little whore bitch

spookSymphony

I bet I still have the ss of me saying im his submissive little whore bitch

gay asf

ha if only you knew what my deleted message said

haha

ha

mal

gay asf

yeah but I also have the wilk ss because of that

hahahaha

ha

yall tryna sing the day after a concert is a dumb idea

just so yk

it hurts.

mal

yall tryna sing the day after a concert is a dumb idea

REAL

and sounds like someones dying

mal

it hurts.

what wade said on our first night together

bro my throat hirts SO bad

spookSymphony

what wade said on our first night together

πŸ’”

mal

bro my throat hirts SO bad

also what wade said

there goes my crest

into the challenger deep.

thanks jake.

πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ˜”

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

also yall have u seen UK recently

^^^

yeah prolly

my kings gotta come back

wait lemme go find a website where I can copy and paster emojis hheheh

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

cant what

πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

wait lemme go find a website where I can copy and paster emojis hheheh

if you're on windows just press the windows key + period

I have an idea to help us with this hard situation

spookSymphony

if you're on windows just press the windows key + period

whats the period key... im not on windows πŸ’”

DaRapBoat

I have an idea to help us with this hard situation

what hard situation...

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

whats the period key... im not on windows πŸ’”

mac?

alr so you're probably on chrome os I'm guessing

Guys we should do a KMEET over some coffee or tea

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

whats a mouse pad

the trackpad

DaRapBoat

Guys we should do a KMEET over some coffee or tea

when did you get all fancy lmfao

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and use both fingers at the same time

that's what she said

spookSymphony

when did you get all fancy lmfao

I’m actually a big coffee fan, though I know 1 person in the gang who would prefer TEA

DaRapBoat

I’m actually a big coffee fan, though I know 1 person in the gang who would prefer TEA

me

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

IDK HOW TO EVEN GET CAPS LOCK

HAHA

DaRapBoat

I’m actually a big coffee fan, though I know 1 person in the gang who would prefer TEA

IS IT ME COZ IM BRITISH?

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

IM STUCK

that's what she said

STOP YELLING EL

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

IS IT ME COZ IM BRITISH?

I meant UK, but if you’re british than yeah, YOU TOO

DaRapBoat

I meant UK, but if you’re british than yeah, YOU TOO

YA I AM

Press the caps lock button

THEN HOW THE F@$!% DID YOU GET IN CAPS LOCK

spookSymphony

YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL!

YELLING IS FUN WDYM

good chat xD

How just how do you hit ur head on a metal bin

and my head was down and i lifted my head up and walked smack bang into the metal bin

OMD thats so embarrassing

I would hate that

i also didnt even get into the school before i got shouted at

for gum?

always at my school

and all the boys were behind me and they all shouted "WAYYYY"

and i had to turn around and find a bin before they let me in

bad aye

bad day aye*

Wheres Mal?

🀣🀣🀣

uhhh wat?

I think its oh my days

why does it always go quiet when i talk 😭

it does not

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

why does it always go quiet when i talk 😭

sorry I was messaging SaH lol

back to yelling i see

nah jk

js dont

crash out

chill

im gonna go to bed. Its 3:32am

Goodnight.