bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas
bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas
bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas
helo
nah
bobbie sweaty nut sack rubbing on you
nah
mal
gah
DaRapBoat
WHY NOT!?!? Isnβt that what the site is FOR
mal
i was j rhyming
spookSymphony
Technically the site is for the worst jokes ever
Heroin Monkey
Worst rapboat ever
mal
and technically youre gay π€βοΈ
spookSymphony
Then technically you're a man π€βοΈ
mal
no im not you just pretend i am malcolm
bobbie sweaty nut sack rubbing on you
pay pay
bobbie sweaty nut sack rubbing on you
imma delete my acc brb
helo
What do you call a lesbian Octopus?
Lick-A-Lotapuss
mal
lmao
hit/ler6767
im back
hit/ler6767
better?
Heroin Monkey
Ag
hit/ler6767
yes ag
helo
lmao
hit/ler6767
lame
hit/ler6767
fuck
helo
bro ur names hit/ler
hit/ler6767
i ment lamo
hit/ler6767
god
helo
...
hit/ler6767
...
Heroin Monkey
hit/ler6767
wtf is dat?
helo
Heroin I think you spam this a bit much
hit/ler6767
never enough
mal
best toy ever
DaRapBoat
Say, youβre RIGHT, so how the fuck did this become a CHATTING SITE
mal
magic, duh
hit/ler6767
frrrrr
hit/ler6767
whats yalls social security number and the funny 3 lil digit number on your parents credit cards
hit/ler6767
its for a game dw;]
Heroin Monkey
6969696969. 420
hit/ler6767
tyy
helo
420
mal
123-45-6789, 123
hit/ler6767
tyyy
hit/ler6767
byeeeeee
hit/ler6767
dw abt the feds at yalls doors
helo
I get them everyday
helo
alg bro
mal
ha jokes on you cus that was all of jakes info
Heroin Monkey
Im jakeing it
helo
...
mal
wat
Heroin Monkey
Im alternativesymphonying it
mal
cutesy
helo
lol
mal
dedd
Heroin Monkey
Real
mal
soo wyd
Heroin Monkey
At school
mal
oh gross
helo
whats wrong with school mal?
Heroin Monkey
Do you not have school
mal
no i dont
mal
it sucks
mal
i only have classes on monday at the moment
helo
so tru
Maxoutballs
hi
helo
sup
Maxoutballs
how is your day going?
helo
boring as usual
helo
You?
Maxoutballs
good but bored
helo
its 3am for me rn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hellooooooooo
helo
hellooooooooo
mal
hey girl
spookSymphony
hell yeah you are
mal
lmfao
mal
gay
spookSymphony
I once recorded myself reenacting that audio and it was the worst thing ever
mal
π
spookSymphony
who up alternating they symphony
helo
gay
π³πππ π πππ
anyone know any unblocked game links
spookSymphony
try arcadespot.com
DAP ME UP
wsg
mal
jake
spookSymphony
soup
helo
Try https://d3rtzzzsiu7gdr.cloudfront.net/library.html
mal
i gave away your social security number
mal
muahaha
spookSymphony
darn
mal
tehehe
spookSymphony
π
mal
π€
helo
π΄
DAP ME UP
guys cps came for me
spookSymphony
crazy penis stealers?
π³πππ π πππ
thanks rice cracker
mal
thats you
helo
alg
spookSymphony
im NOT gay
mal
yes you are.
DAP ME UP
no child protective service
spookSymphony
no im NOT.
spookSymphony
yeah ik lol
helo
Yes you are
π³πππ π πππ
Dont lie to god
mal
yes you are π
spookSymphony
Hope it went well π
spookSymphony
IM NOT
mal
πi cant believe youre gay
spookSymphony
this is out of hand
mal
muahahahahahahahahahaha
DAP ME UP
they got me, my mom and siblings a new house away from my stepdad and we are selling everything bruh mainly because my stepdad and me threw hands
spookSymphony
did you win
mal
π³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβπ
spookSymphony
if i had mod powers this would be deleted smh
DAP ME UP
yeah but at the cost of my jaw hurting he hit me good
helo
lmao
spookSymphony
damn, props to you for standing your ground though
spookSymphony
that takes hella balls
mal
ha how the tables have turned sweet child
π³πππ π πππ
real
spookSymphony
i'll pull a wade/dagger on you
spookSymphony
don't try me
mal
mhm
mal
sure
spookSymphony
I'LL DO IT
mal
youve already made me sad enough by being gay
mal
dont rub salt in the wound jake.
spookSymphony
actually that would be pretty hard I can't think of a reason you shouldn't be mod lmao
mal
ha.
spookSymphony
i'll squeeze lemons into it
mal
hahaha
mal
ha
mal
haha.
DAP ME UP
bro it literally happened because he scheduled a haircut for me and paid for it and the haircut is $20 and he said i owed $25 for it so i told him to take it out the $40 he owes me and he said fuck my money so i slammed his front door and started walking in 97 degree heat towards my grandpas
mal
π
mal
that would burn.
mal
now you clearly are gay and was just PRETENDING to be straight
mal
ugh
spookSymphony
bro why was he being such a bitch over a haircut
spookSymphony
also brb gonna lock in
mal
oh damn
spookSymphony
WJE QUOTEBOOK RETURNS TODAY BTW
spookSymphony
DM ME SS ON LOUNGE 2 IF YOU WANT TO ADD ANY
helo
Whats that?
spookSymphony
you'll see muahahaha
mal
bro my throat kills
DAP ME UP
fr but my mom called the cops and cps and they got us a new house so we prob moving away from him in a month time tops lol
mal
oh damn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
skl was so bad
DAP ME UP
good because him and me fought in public because of his dumbass
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its all gcse gcse gcse IM ONLY IN YEAR 9
DAP ME UP
damn your a freshman
DAP ME UP
when he first pressed me i was by our kitchen with the knives so
π³πππ π πππ
damn
DAP ME UP
gtg its lunch time
mal
okok
π³πππ π πππ
cyaa dap
mal
cya king
mal
damn real
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ya and as soon as i got into the building i got shouted at for chewing gum
mal
bruhhh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i also walked headfirst into a metal bin infrotn of my crushes
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
crush*
helo
hate it when that happens lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
mal
NOOOOO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i already had a headache too
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
so lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND THEN I HAD A LESSON WITH HIM
mal
no thats awful
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ik
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
:(
mal
:((
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
:(((
helo
:((((
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh i also fake tanned and i realised it didnt fully work on my face so there were some patches that im gonna fix
mal
my throats killing me rn
mal
oh nooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and then i realised i was breaking out too lolz
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its school air i tell you
mal
omg fr
π³πππ π πππ
gtg cyaa in a few
helo
laters
mal
cyaa
helo
jake is so gay
mal
fr
mal
frfr
helo
frfrfr
mal
hes only gay for wade tho
helo
frrrr
mal
ahuh ahuh otherwise hes straight (i hope)
helo
you hope huh
spookSymphony
I AM NOT GAY FOR ANYONE
spookSymphony
LIES
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
helo
lmao
mal
YOURE GAY FOR WADE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait yall
mal
AND MALCOLM (WHO IS IMAGINARY BTW)
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yesterday did wade come?
spookSymphony
yes
helo
stop lying
π³πππ π πππ
yeah
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ohh
spookSymphony
for me π
mal
i missed it
spookSymphony
muahaha
mal
whatd it say
spookSymphony
noooooothing
mal
jakerrrrrssssssssss
mal
whatd it sayyyyyyyyyy]
mal
show me goober
spookSymphony
hehehehe
mal
π
mal
meanie
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i hope wade isnt still rlly mad at me
spookSymphony
I'm sure he's not
mal
jakersssss
mal
hes prolly forgotten
mal
hes a lot more chill than he lets on
spookSymphony
he was never really one to hold grudges anyway
spookSymphony
yeah I know how to help him "loosen up" π
mal
i missed it
mal
show it again
mal
plssssssss
spookSymphony
hehehehe >:)
helo
the rage bait is insane
π³πππ π πππ
real\
mal
jakerssssssssssss
mal
youre so mean
mal
whatd it say
mal
π
mal
fine dont show me
mal
wtv.
spookSymphony
HEY
mal
what.
spookSymphony
trying not to smile in class rn lmao
spookSymphony
I'LL SHOW YOU SOON I PROMISE
mal
theres nothing funny here
mal
sure.
spookSymphony
what I said is lmao
mal
too bad youre too busy letting me be sad to let me know whats so damn funny.
spookSymphony
NOOOOOO
mal
(notice the periods, things are very serious rn.)
helo
fix this jake.
mal
jake im seriously heartbroken rn.
mal
my crest has fallen back into the challenger deep and its your fault.
spookSymphony
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
mal
SO YOU ARE GAY.
spookSymphony
did I say I was?
helo
yes
mal
JAKE
mal
NOOOO
π³πππ π πππ
the truth always reveals it slef
spookSymphony
inocrrect
spookSymphony
*incorrect
mal
JAKE
mal
NO
π³πππ π πππ
Shake for him jake
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
spookSymphony
hm>
spookSymphony
?
mal
wouldnt you like to know my sweet summer child
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i wanna know whats happening here LOL
mal
so would jake.
mal
hed love to know what i said in that deleted message
mal
MUAHAHHAHA
helo
Oh how the turns have tabled.
mal
hmmmmm
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
mal
im sure youd looooooove to know
mal
almost as much as you loooooooooove wadde
mal
*wade
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BAHHAH
spookSymphony
*daddy waddy
mal
yeah see???
mal
case in point.
helo
wow jake
mal
just proving my point
spookSymphony
I bet I still have the ss of me saying im his submissive little whore bitch
spookSymphony
exact words btw
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh hell nawwwwwww
mal
gay asf
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yup lolzzz
mal
ha if only you knew what my deleted message said
mal
haha
mal
ha
spookSymphony
yeah but I also have the wilk ss because of that
mal
hahahaha
mal
ha
spookSymphony
a worthy trade off
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hehe
mal
yall tryna sing the day after a concert is a dumb idea
mal
just so yk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
mal
it hurts.
spookSymphony
REAL
mal
and sounds like someones dying
spookSymphony
what wade said on our first night together
mal
bro my throat hirts SO bad
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i hope you can recover
mal
π
spookSymphony
also what wade said
mal
there goes my crest
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
also yall have u seen UK recently
mal
into the challenger deep.
mal
thanks jake.
spookSymphony
never said I was gay
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
G.A.Y
spookSymphony
nor that I had oral/anal sex with wade
spookSymphony
never said that happened
mal
πππ
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
^^^
spookSymphony
he's been busy with school I assume
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
mal
yeah prolly
π³πππ π πππ
yo, I Js cant
mal
my kings gotta come back
π³πππ π πππ
I agree
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
cant what
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I NEED EMOJIS OR I CANNOT LIVE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait lemme go find a website where I can copy and paster emojis hheheh
DaRapBoat
Sup RAPPERS
spookSymphony
hey rapebutt
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
πππ
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YAYYY EMOJIS
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
sup
spookSymphony
if you're on windows just press the windows key + period
π³πππ π πππ
wsg rap boat
DaRapBoat
Wsg yβall
DaRapBoat
I have an idea to help us with this hard situation
helo
...
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
whats the period key... im not on windows π
helo
.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what hard situation...
spookSymphony
mac?
spookSymphony
chrome?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ehhh lemme look
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
is a samsung google laptop
spookSymphony
alr so you're probably on chrome os I'm guessing
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i think so
π³πππ π πππ
yeah
spookSymphony
π³πππ π πππ
Js double tap your mouse pad and it will say emoji and Js choose one
DaRapBoat
Guys we should do a KMEET over some coffee or tea
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont got a mouse pad
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
whats a mouse pad
spookSymphony
the trackpad
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
kmeet?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
π³πππ π πππ
yeah
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
doesnt work
spookSymphony
when did you get all fancy lmfao
π³πππ π πππ
and use both fingers at the same time
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I GOT THE EMOJIS
spookSymphony
W
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i used this
π³πππ π πππ
good
spookSymphony
that's what she said
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
π
DaRapBoat
Iβm actually a big coffee fan, though I know 1 person in the gang who would prefer TEA
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
OH
spookSymphony
me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ME
spookSymphony
I love tea
spookSymphony
I don't like coffee
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WAIT IM STUCK IN CAPS LOCK
DaRapBoat
Oh
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IDK HOW TO EVEN GET CAPS LOCK
spookSymphony
HAHA
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IS IT ME COZ IM BRITISH?
spookSymphony
THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM STUCK
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WAIT WHY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spookSymphony
that's what she said
helo
STOP YELLING EL
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I CANT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM STUK IN CAPS LOCK
spookSymphony
EL STOP YELLING
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IDK HOW TO GET OUT OF IT ON THIS LAPTOP
spookSymphony
NO NEED TO YELL WE'RE ALL RIGHT HERE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM SORRY
DaRapBoat
I meant UK, but if youβre british than yeah, YOU TOO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YA I AM
DaRapBoat
Press the caps lock button
spookSymphony
EL WHY ARE YOU YELLING
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
THERE ISNT A CAPS LOCK BUTTON
spookSymphony
YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ITS NOT THAT TYPE OF LAPTOP
DaRapBoat
THEN HOW THE F@$!% DID YOU GET IN CAPS LOCK
mal
YELLING IS FUN WDYM
spookSymphony
PUTTING THE "EL" IN YELL SMH
spookSymphony
(im just joking lol)
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wait i fixed it
π³πππ π πππ
oh Js press alt and the button in between ur tab and shift keys
DaRapBoat
YAY
spookSymphony
I'm heading home brb
π³πππ π πππ
cyya
DaRapBoat
Cya Jaker
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND I BROKE MY LAPTOP AGAIN
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STUPID STUPID LAPTOP
helo
jake
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
fixed it again
π³πππ π πππ
yo, I'm bored what do u guys wanna tk Abt
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
errrr idk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
how life
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
how's*
helo
good chat xD
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my head still hurts from the metal bin...
helo
How just how do you hit ur head on a metal bin
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wellll
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i was walking to my lesson
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and my head was down and i lifted my head up and walked smack bang into the metal bin
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
...
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
infront of my crush...
helo
OMD thats so embarrassing
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
mhm
helo
wow
helo
I would hate that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i also didnt even get into the school before i got shouted at
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
for CHEWING GUM
helo
for gum?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YEA
helo
yeah
helo
always at my school
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and all the boys were behind me and they all shouted "WAYYYY"
helo
lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and i had to turn around and find a bin before they let me in
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND THEN
helo
bad aye
helo
bad day aye*
helo
Wheres Mal?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
THE TEACHEr
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
came into my form and was like talking to us
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and he said no chewing gum
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND LOOKED ME IN THE SOUL
helo
π€£π€£π€£
spookSymphony
oh my dick
helo
uhhh wat?
spookSymphony
"OMD" = Oh My Dick
helo
I think its oh my days
spookSymphony
ik lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ewww
spookSymphony
I just like making stupid acronyms
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lolzzzz
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
why does it always go quiet when i talk π
helo
it does not
spookSymphony
sorry I was messaging SaH lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IVE DONE IT AGAIN
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
spookSymphony
AHAHAHAHA
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I MISSPRESSED SMT WHEN I WAS GETTING EMOJIS
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
TF
spookSymphony
This is hilarious lol
helo
back to yelling i see
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ITS STRESSING ME OUT ATP
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM SORRY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DUCKING HELL
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WHAT DO I DO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
GUYS DONT LEAVE ME I BEG
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
GUYS
π³πππ π πππ
gtg bye
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BYEE
helo
gtg
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BYEE
helo
nah jk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
OHHH HII
helo
hii
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM CRAING OUT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
CRASHING*
helo
js dont
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DONT?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DONT WHAT
helo
crash out
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
OK
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I WONT CRASH OUT
helo
chill
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM TRYING
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i fixed ittttttt
helo
yay
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yayyy
helo
im gonna go to bed. Its 3:32am
helo
Goodnight.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
goodnight
Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th
hello
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hello