Imagine Not Winning

real

IM BUYING ANT BOYS STOCKS

Wsg

hey on this post

IM NOT FOR SALE

HEROIN I WILL GIVE YOU A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DRUGS AND GUNS FOR WADE

haha

neither am i

WAIT, WHO GOT LUIZ'S UPPER HALF

wade sold to ant boy

Ant Boy

yes he is

NO

I GOT WADE

HE WAS SOLD TO ME

I WON ER ER

IM BUYING A THIRD OF HIS STOCKS

YAAAAY ANT BOY OWWNS MEEE

OK BUT U HAVE TO GIVE 99% OF UR EARNINGS TO ME

*kills ant boy*

NOT ANYMORE

ER ER

OH SHIT NOOOO

MUAHAHAHHAHA

ANT BOY SAVE MEEEE

GIVE ME THE JAKES WADE.

UNFAIR

GIVE ME THEM

RESURRECT URSELF

HE CANT HELP U HES DEAD

ER ER

GIVE ME THE JAKES WADE.

Does anyone wanna buy me

INGENIOUS BUY ME

I CANT BE OWNED BY MADI

ER ER

HE WONT HELP U.

BUDDY, I HAVE NO SOUL, YOU CAN'T KILL ME

Bet

YAAAAAY

SOULESS BODDY SO I CAN TOO

WADE IS STILL MINE

ER ER

I WON FAIR AND SQUARE!

HEROIN COFIRMS

IM GONNA GIVE YOU A -149% LUIZ SO YOU OWE ME ALL OF HER

IN THE LAST CHAT

🍿🍿🍿🍿

ER ER

welp

GUYS IM OWNED BY ANT BOY NOW

WADE

ETHAN

IS

ETHAN I WAS SOLD

MINE

NO

HES

NOT

BECAUSE

imma buy wade.

I WON

FIRST.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ROOF ROOF ROOF

give me luiz

RABEOS

please

I WILL GIVE U RABIES

I WILL GIVE U ALL RABIES.

i want her upper hald

WADE HAS THE POWER OF ALL THE JAKES.

GUYS IM AUCTIONING MADI STARTING BID $3

I WILL BUY

*half

EACH'

GUYS IM A SLAVE NOW

AND EVERY ONE.

I BUY MADI

...

antboy.

ant boy, give me Luiz and I'll give you my soul

NO

O

WADE IS MINE

I GIVE MY LEFT NUT

U BITCH

HEROIN

buys Madi*

3 DOLLARS?

toobad

HEROIN I OFFER MY LEFT NUT

ER

MADI SOLD TO WADE FOR HIS LEFT NUT

ER ER

NO

imma steal wade fuck y'all.

NOT HIS LEFT NUT

LESSSGOOOO

HELP

GELPPPP

he's my wade get stolen wade

BITCH

GET REKT MADI

SURE

I GOT MY HEELS STILL

I OWN U BISH

ty

👠

AND THEN ANT BOY OWNS ME

DIDNT SAY I COULDNT BEAT U

*stelas bottom half of Luiz from Cosmo*

I own her now

*BEATS WADES WITH HEELS*

MAUAHAHHAAHHA

DIEEE

ER ER ER

steals and runs with wade*****

I HAVE THE SLIPPER SHIELD, U CANT HURT ME

STAB STAB STAB

ITS BEEN REMOVED

YAAAAAY IM BEING STOLENN

I CUT IT

I HAVE HIM CHAINED IN A BUNKER, WITH GUARDS AND LAZERS

bet that ant boi

Slide the sheild I really need it

muaahhaha im free

He got past all that I’m in his car

HERE UNGOO

NO ONE GETS WADE BUT ME

but luiz is mine

I OWN U

i gave her my soul

ER ER

NO U DONT

I stole the bottom half from you and got the top

SINCE WHEN

I SOLD MY LEFT NU

UR MY SERVANT, I CHOOSE WHAT U GET

shoots antbois base with my STD tank , and drops a gay bomb.!!!!!!!!!!******************* gives wade the immunity and myself and steals wade*******************

we can share her

ALR IM SELLING COSMO STARTING PRICE WADES RIGHT NUT

MY RIGHT NUT

shes my child, get her when y'all are married.

back

I BUY COSMO

Igave Leo my will to live so when I ill myself we'll do double scuicie

*RE CAPTURES*

IDGAF

OH NOOOO RIP ETHAN

NATALIE WILL SAVE ME

ALR I HAVE BOTH UR NUTS

wade doesn't have a right nut. he has a top nut and a bottom nut

I OWN COSMO NOWWW

LESSSSGOOOOOO

uhhh ok

I OWN COSMO AND MADI

WADE, PUT URSELF IN A UNPENETRABLE ANTI MATTER SPACE

nuh uh

no u don't

YES MASTER

umm....

.

anyways

luiz

I own you now, I have top and bottom.

SELLING COSMO, STARTING BID FREEEEE

u better help us.

i never agreed to the terms and conditions

ALSO I OWN COSMO, YOU CAN'T BID HIM AWAY

I TAKE

I BUY MYSELF

SOLD TO HEROIN ABAIN

Can anyone own me

YES

I got disowned

COSMO IS ALREADY MINE

I BUY U

ILL OWN INGENIOUS

AND SO IS WADE

YES

IM BUING IN GENIOUS

ER ER

WADE BUYS ME

I OWN INGENIOUS NOWW

I GOT INGENIOUS

ER ER

LESSGOOO

ER ER

NU UH

I OWN MADI AND INGENIOUS

NO I BUY YOU

Womp womp bitch, Wade wins

no one owes me

muhaha

i escaped

ok

SELLING MADI, STARTING BID UR VIRGINITY

WHAT

NO

HEY

and you already stole my heart

NONONONONO

ER ER

WADE.

I

WIL

YAYAYAYAYA

BEAT YOU

GET ON THE FLOOR BITCH.

GOING ONCE

cringe

BUT I OWN EVERYTHING WADE AND COSMO OWN BECAUSE I OWN THEIR SOULS

GET ON THE FLOOR

*STABS WADE WITH SHOES*\

GOING TWICEEEE

okay, and

SOLD TO ME

U DONT HAVE THE FUCKING SHELID

YAAAAAAAAY

U DONT AHVE IT

ANYMORE

GRRRRRRR

INGENIOUS GUMMIE THE SHIELF

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

wade took his own virginity

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GIMMIE THE SHUELDDD

RUFF

RRUFFFF

POOOKIE HEEEELEPPP

No, it wasme

*was me

GIVES WADE SHIELD***

Can finrim

YAAAY ME SAFE

yo can I buy madi

PICK UP WADE AN RUNS W BRO****

WHEEEEEEE

shoots my Glock at Madi*

I sold Madi to Ingenious

I ALREADY SECRETLY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUIZ

for virginity

yo INGEN can I buy madi

Yes

I don't want her

whatchu want for her?

MAY OWNS MADI NOWW

WADE UR MINE AND ONLY MINE

oh alr

No

He's mine ant boy

REAL

Back off

IM RUNNIN W WADE.

Madi ur job is to beat tf outta wade

wait when these posts are titled "i won" what does that mean

fuck y'all. he's mine.

HI DUO

Ayy it's bee

ANT BOY AND INGENIOUS ETHAN STOLE MEE

Have you seen arson

well, they won

gtg

today is a weird schedule at school so she might not have been on

cyall in an hour

BRO U CAN CONTROL REALITY, JUST FREE UR SELF

NOOOOOOOOOO

bye

Wades for auction

HIS PENIS

bye cosmo

Oh yeah, but like I’m busy

AND HIS ARMS

I BUY MY PENIS

FOR 500 $

Madi I bought u

AND MY ARMS

CANT DO THT

NOT MY OENIS

DO I HEAR 600?

YES ME

9000

NO?

700

9999999

SOLD

I ALREADY OWN WADES DICK

TO MAY

FUCOOII

NOOOOOO MY OENIS

HIS PENIS AND ARMS

ANT BOY GET THEM BAAACK

oh that's.. nice

mother

WADE JUST GROW NEW ONES FRO

SELLING ANT BOYS GIRLFRIEND

yeah?

OH YEAH *grows new ones*

STARTING AT 300 MILLION

That's a death wish

I'm his girlfriend

WTF

I BUY INGENIOUS

😁

No ur not

999 BILLION DOLLARS FOR INGENIOUS

ANYWAY

Yes I am

SOLD

TO THE PENIS LESS AND ARM LESS WADE

I will offer the rights to amazon for my GF

SELLING MADI’S LEFT LEG, STARTING BID $99

what

...

uh

um

I'll sell my will to live

I just regrew my limbs so I got limbs now

starting at 1 dollar

how did this become the black market...

2 million

SOLD TO INGENIOUS, ENJOY MADIS LEFT LEG

ASK WADE

WADE

Fuck, now I have no will to live

NEDT UP FOR AUCTION MADIS RIGHT ARMMMM

SELLING WADES DISMORFED FACE

FOR 5$

2 million

BTW, I OWN EVERYTHING WADE, COSMO, AND INGENIOUS OWN

BID ME NEXT

SOLD TO MAY

7$

His face looks dismorfed?

SOLD

BUY ME POOKIE

why do I keep getting body parts

TO MAY]

POOKIE

IM BUYING

YOU

IM BUYING WADE

because i beat his face with heels

MADI

SAVE ME IM JUST A HESD NOW

BID ME NEXT

hi

MADI BID ME NEXT

PLEASE

HAHHUDHADUID

luiz

LUIZ

tf

I own you

GOING TO AUCTION

STARTING AT 4000$

I already bought luiz

OMG

139million

NEX ITEM UP FOR AUCTION MADIS HEADDR

SOLD

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i need that to give head tho-

WADE

SOLD TO MEE

I NEED MY BEAUTIFUL FACE TO GIVE HEAD

NO

MAY

MAY!

546789mil

YAAAAAAAY

HELP,

HELP.

I OWN UR HEAD BISH

ER ER

NU UH

NO U DONT

FUCK NO U DONT

GIVE ME MY HEAD BACK

I OFFER MADIS RIGHT ARM TO BUY BACK MY PENIS AND BODY

GIVE ME IT.

wade, give me her head for 495894million $ and a mc donalds

NO TRADE BACKSIES

IM JUST A FUCKING HEAD

This really is the black market

n

i

g

e

r

wade, madis head and you get your penis back.

whatthefuck

Amy you can't say that

IM JUST A HEAD

niger is a country

in africa

True

u racist

I'm just Ken

DEAL

Alr

I HAVE MY BODY PARTS NOW LESSSGGOOOO

amy

stop being racist

Fr

Madi here's ur head back..

SELLIJG AMY, STARTINT BID FREE

ooh me

giv

SOLD TO MAY

Wades liver going for auction

and brain

NOT MY LIVER

I need his brain

678million

BOTH LIVERS.

SOLD

TO MAY

WADES DICK ON AUCTION

I'll sell my face

NOT MY DIFK AGAIN

400 MILLION

alr the brain Ill but for 729milllioin

chimichanga consumer

I JUST GOT IT BACK

what

hi

Tf

I bought u

i’m not a slave anymore

NOOO MY DICK

STOP SELLING MY SERVANTS BODY PARTS

rug maker

oop

THEIR MINE

that’s a new one

i eat rugs

STOP SELLING MY COCK

someone sell jasmin

you make em too

SELLING JAZZY FOR FREE

HUH

NO

but mainly i eat them

I'll take <3

SOLD TO MAY

lmao

WADES COCK

lmao

GOING FOR AUCTION

NOOO NOT KY COCK

I'm ded

alr I bought luiz Amy Jasmin and Madi, mad I'm giving you back to yourself

AND BOTH OF HIS BALLS

SELLING MADIS PUSSY

6789745 million

WHAT!

SELLING ALL OF MY STUFF, INCLUDING MYSELF, STARTING BID, ONE MULTIVERSE

...

POOKIE BUY MY BALLS

SOLD TO MAY

ER ER

INGENIOUS BUY THEM

ER NU UH

FUCKKKK

WADE

WADE IMA FUCK U UP BRO

SELLING WADES FEER!

FEET!