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    • I was a fucking millisecond slow…

    Comment deleted by Jazzy💕

    I was counting it…

    Comment deleted

    NOOOOO can u like order a new one maybe?

    Wade

    I was counting it…

    I’m sorry I took your carefully thought out win :(

    well I mean I haven't rlly went to go look for it

    its probably in my closet

    That’s good then ^^

    When you can js look for it rhen

    YAYAYAYAYAYAHIHIIHIHIHIHIII

    I feel so freaking single

    Anonymous

    hello jaquzie

    BBG

    SOMEONE HAD ME MAKE THE A COLLAGE

    I was like when is BBG gonna come bac

    Anonymous

    SOMEONE HAD ME MAKE THE A COLLAGE

    oop

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    OH OF COURSE HE DOESNT REPLY TO THT

    It looks good && he should have replied to it. He just sucks at replying

    why cant u use madalin no more bbg

    Anonymous

    why cant u use madalin no more bbg

    oh my dumbass school blocked it

    and I cant use it on my phone

    cant u use like unblocked games 76?

    Just like mine </3 except I can get a workaround to it

    Anonymous

    cant u use like unblocked games 76?

    wait what

    Jazzy💕

    and I cant use it on my phone

    well no duh

    Wait do you want a workaround Ja?

    https://sites.google.com/site/unblockedgame76/Madalin-Cars-Multiplayer-unblocked

    click the play on full screen then delete the tab

    Ok gimmie a second; it’s not that hard to find it && it works for ~6 months before it needs replacing I think

    Or it js == gay && doesn’t

    https://www.madalingames.com/

    https://www.madalingames.com/madalin-stunt-cars-2-webgl/play/

    I think its the right madalin

    https://www.madalingames.com/madalin-cars-multiplayer/play/

    https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbzlI0f1-ecYPbzoBR3OvE5nBH-krlom4UKH28DjIm-f4FGM3nA5g__x1N-EGVph-M46YA/exec

    don't use the one I sent you

    Not a problem at all!! It’s what I do ^^

    I do the silly willy && make stuff work cuz I’m just like that lol

    Madalim still ur thing right

    I hate when people are actively texting me then js leave

    Yum Myan

    Madalim still ur thing right

    mhm

    I hate unintentionally doing that

    it prolly got blocked for him cause of his parents

    Anonymous

    it prolly got blocked for him cause of his parents

    Well that makes sense

    If he left then I’m gonna imma gonna uh idk I’ll be mad at him >:(

    THIS GUY AT CHURCH TODAY WAS HITTING ON ME

    Ew indeed oh ok well that’s good then

    It sucks && I’m sorry that people do. It js kinda happens so hopefully a good reason for it will be explained

    IT KEEPS RESETTING MY NAME

    Anonymous

    no?

    fuck no I'ma seem deperate

    The name == so long why tf do people do that

    Jazzy💕

    fuck no I'ma seem deperate

    I don’t think you will

    Yum Myan

    The name == so long why tf do people do that

    cause yes

    Anytime ^^ just don’t overreact. I know it’s scary but eventually if either one of you makes a move then just maybe let things work out

    U OFFERD TO HELP ME BURN A HOUSE DOWN

    The liler the silliness the bigger the gravity of the situation

    -sun tzu, the art of war

    Gus I could beat you in a fight

    Jazzy💕

    Gus I could beat you in a fight

    he like works our

    Anonymous

    he like works our

    so do u

    YOU WORK OUT??? OMGOMGOMGOMG

    WHATS YOUR FAVORITE LIFT? || exercise?

    Anonymous

    GHOST WONT GET WJE

    :(

    YOOOOO I used to do Karate! I’ve been thinking of doing MMA but idk maybe very seldom if I even do

    I'm working for my black belt

    Oh cool! How close are you?

    Awesome! I was three belts away but that was before the pandemic && all

    I have like almost 1 year left till I'm a black belt

    Yeah :D it was really fun

    YOOO I wish you luck !!

    CHARLIE TOLD YOU TO SEND RAPE THREATS

    JASMN STOPPP I CANT BE HONRY TO U IF U AINT THERE

    Anonymous

    JASMN STOPPP I CANT BE HONRY TO U IF U AINT THERE

    THATS WHY I LEFT

    I love you BBG but calm down the hornyness

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    I SAID "Damnit I cant be honry to jas if she isn't here"

    HE SAID "Why cant you act that way with m- Ok lol"

    ME AND GUS ARE FINNA BEAT HIM UP

    My dad used to sword fight || smthn

    my dad has like 5 katanas in my garage

    The heritage == crazy tho

    Mb for the &&, ||, and == in my sentences

    I'm in the middle of a convo with an old friend

    We love old friends sometimes tho

    HES THE ONLY ONE IK USED TO BE ON WHEN U WAS

    wait what happened to chris

    IM TALKING ABOUT THE GAY ONE

    MY CORGI LOVING GAY ASS BROTHER

    "so you prioritze WJE over me huh"

    LIKE DAMN THAT STUPID BITCH NEEDS TO GET A LIFE

    SO YOUR CHATTING WITH GHOST NOW

    tell her to shut her dumbass up

    Im humbelin her ahh right now

    "I thoughtwe where friends"

    Please don’t hit on me 🙏 idk if that’s humbling how do you humble 😔

    jasssyyy ghost is being so dry

    ghost is weird no offense

    what the sussy baka that is so not singma

    PROMISE TO GOD YOU WONT TELL GHOST I SHOWED U THIS

    PROMISE YUO WONT ATTACK HIM ETIHER?

    WHY WOULD I TELL HIM ANYTHING

    HE SIA D HE DIDNT MEAN IT

    deep deep deep deep breaths

    Charlie I want to kill him

    hun you have my bestt axe

    I told Emma that I should be asleep by now

    nd this bitch is rlly saying "well go to sleep then"

    IM BOUTTA SHOW UP THERE AND BEAT HER ASS

    she said to come and do it

    GUS CHARLIE IS FIGHTING AGAIN

    From what I understand

    Emma tried getting my number && called me hot

    Jazzy💕

    DONT WORRY

    Thank you ^^.

    Idk I haven’t seen her on madalin

    JASMIN DONTCHU DARE WARN HER

    ITS FUN TO SEE THEM RUN AND GET HIT WITH IT

    like they fall and its the funniest thing ever

    "yk all this time I wanted to be freinds"

    PERIOD YOU ATE THAT UP CHARLIEEEE

    BUT NOW TO THIS EMMA BITCH

    each her how ta say hello <3

    Bro has acquired tm of the skibidi looksmaxx edge rizz

    You are the sigma 🫡🐺

    weirdest/ cutest couple ever

    I'ma hit him with the traditional hispanic mom 123

    Jazzy💕

    I'ma hit him with the traditional hispanic mom 123

    W

    I'm waking up at 5:25 and that'll be my last desion if I skip or not

    gus I need to talk to you rq

    are you gonna interogite him?

    I START THE DAY THININGN ABOUT HER

    I END THE DAY THIKING ABOUT HER

    I WILL DROP EVEURHINF SND ANYTHING JUST TO TALK TO HER

    I LOCE HER && TRUST HER

    NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING UNDERSTSND.

    NO MATTER HOW MANY TOMES I SAY SMTHN

    NO MATTER HOW LONG MY TEXTS SRW

    YOU WILL REPLY WITH SIR WHATEVER YOUR ANSWER IS SIR.

    If a girl were to come up to you and hit on you what do you do SOLDIER????/

    MA’AM I SAY “ow :(“ && MOVE AWAY MA’AM

    So you’re not gonna hit on me?

    But anyways I thought you said hit me on the head not hit on me

    noo I will but the girl wasn't me

    IF A GIRL COMES UP TO YOU AND HITS ON YOU BESIDES CHARLIE YOU SCREAM I HAVE A GF AND RUN AWAY

    I WILL SCREAM I HAVE A GF ABD RUN AWAY

    I'm gonna hit on you and your gonna do what I told you to do

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    Wait lemme go through my thought process: is this Charlie? It’s not. So,

    Comment deleted by Jazzy💕

    If Charlie asks to go through your phone are you gonna let her?

    Actually I wanna add Her face to my facial recognition thingy so she can lol

    You have passed basic traning

    I did done didded taht

    *gets down on one knee closer to this level*

    WHAT DO YOU DO IF IM BREAKING DOWN?

    WHAT DO YOU BUY ME WHEN ITS THT TIME OF MONTH?

    I COMFORT YOU && actuslly I was gonna ask u more on that like what you’d like during that time && everything js for the future yknow

    alr he didn't say ice cream at all

    SOULDER YOUR BACK TO JASMIN

    Good to know that helps then

    *puts my foot on his back*

    WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY TO HER WHEN SHE IS ANGRY?

    SOULDER YOU ADD MA'AM TO EVERYTHING BEFORE AND AFTER YOUU SAY IT WHILE SPEAKING TO JASMIN AND SIR WITH ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

    WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY WHEN SHE IS MAD OR OVERREACTING???

    && MA'AM I WILL NOT BRUSH IT OFF OR SAY SMTHN DUMB MA'AM

    YOU WILL NOT TELL HER TO WHAT?

    EVERY SENTENCE YOU YELL BACK

    WHEN SHE WANTS TO TALK YOU PAUSE THE GAME AND YOU LISTEN DONT TELL HER IN A MINUTE

    WHEN SHE ASKS FOR YOU FOOD YOU GIVE HER THE FOOD

    “What’s yours is mine && what’s mine is ours”

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    Jazzy💕

    CHARLIE NO TIME FOR THAT

    Ma'am yes ma'am.

    IF I AM STARING AT THINGS IN THE STORE WHAT DO YOU DO?

    SIR ASK IF YOI WANT THEM right? SIR

    IF I LOOK OR SOUND OR AM ACTING SAD AND SAY I AM OKAY WHAT DO YOU DO

    SIR I ASK YOU IF SOMETHINFS WEOJF && BE THERE DOR YOU SOR

    IF ITS LATE AND WE ARE SETTLING DONW BUT I WANT SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET DO YOU GET IT

    Gus you have passed the boyfriend test

    you will get a medal a certificate and a kiss from charlie

    *hands you to the certificate and medal

    THIS Isthe FI SE THI FO FIFTH HAPPIEST MOMENT YET

    *I hate the fortifications && metal*

    I'll give him smthin much more tmrw

    and yes you are getting something too don't worry

    Yum Myan

    *I hate the fortifications && metal*

    Wait I mean I get*

    Charlie pls stand Infront of me.

    Anonymous

    I'll give him smthin much more tmrw

    <333

    so this happens when they pass.. they never had before

    *pins a medal to her jacket*

    *kisses her on the cheek*

    Yayayayayya *applause*

    I’m glad I did then

    Sombody always says the wrong thing

    normally mess up at first

    Perv,fletcher they all said the wrong thing

    What was the wrong thing?

    fletcher fucked all of em up

    and perv ... perv was just smt else

    but Gus remember that trainiing

    hey, that was leaval one.

    Do we gotta put him through the rest>

    we have to discuss leval two,

    how Abt you take charge for level two

    I have an idea for leval 3😏

    I'm horrible at taking chrage

    Jazzy💕

    but Gus remember that trainiing

    I js took ss’s of it so I no forget

    me and jasmin are talking about tmrw traning

    you will be asleep, understand?

    go soldier before I take that medal away

    Goodnight, wak up at 4:25 am your time.

    Goodnight and I love you too.

    so what happens in level 2

    You just turned that fucker into your damn dog.

    Yes. It was absolutely absurd.

    You turned him into your bitch.

    Fucking narcissists.

    I feel bad for him.

    That’s the most toxic shit I’ve ever seen.

    I'ma go to sleep bye charlie

    Like what the fuck are you doing to this poor guy?

    Power hungry fucker.

    Jazzy💕

    I'ma go to sleep bye charlie

    Goodnight, love ya <3

    Narcissistic lesbians.

    You and your “bow down before me, do whatever I say, the world revolves around me” bullshit. This poor fucking guy, he doesn’t deserve that.

    that isn't how mine and his relationship goes.

    Do you just control and manipulate any guy you talk too? Is that why Alastor is your fucking bitch too?

    You’re basically controlling the guy.

    Alastor is only my friend.

    You act like this happens all the time.

    You made him into your fucking therapist.

    It does. I read your insane ass bullshit.

    “ IF I AM STARING AT THINGS IN THE STORE WHAT DO YOU DO?”

    “Buy it for me, buy me anything I fucking want”

    “IF ITS LATE AND WE ARE SETTLING DONW BUT I WANT SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET DO YOU GET IT”

    “You can’t sit down, go get my shit on the other side of town”

    This poor fucking guy.

    Maybe I get it from my sister 😋

    “IF I LOOK OR SOUND OR AM ACTING SAD AND SAY I AM OKAY WHAT DO YOU DO“ “Your life is mine. Pay attention to me constantly”

    Your sister is a fucking nutcase then.

    You own this poor guy’s fucking soul.

    Nobody’s ever passed? Because nobody can stand your fucking company.

    He’s not your boyfriend, he’s your bitch. He’s your fucking dog.

    No, he's my future husband.

    He’s your dog, that’s what he is.

    “ WHEN SHE ASKS FOR YOU FOOD YOU GIVE HER THE FOOD” Yeah give your fatass food whenever you want it, don’t question it.

    Flappy.

    whats goin on

    😔

    he's telling me I'm turning my bf into a dog

    “ WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY WHEN SHE IS MAD OR OVERREACTING???” Yeah let you whine like a bitch and throw your tantrum. Don’t tell you to calm down.”

    Anonymous

    he's telling me I'm turning my bf into a dog

    . interesting

    He is your fucking dog. You control this guy.

    He has to everything you tell him to without question. Every fucking command. He is your damn dog.

    Good night Flappy.

    I’m mad you treat this guy like shit.

    Flappy.

    gn may gn muse

    nightnigt

    I feel bad for the damn guy.

    muse I take everything you say with a grain of salt

    You turned him into your fucking slave.

    Of course you do, because you don’t give a shit.

    Just keep controlling this fucking guy, it’s totally fine isn’t it?

    or ydk whatchur talkin abt

    Totally healthy, definitely normal.

    Sorry ya feel this way, goodnight muse.

    You’re insane. You’re a fucking egotistical nutcase.

    I hope he comes to his senses and leaves you.

    And I feel bad for the next guy who crosses your path after him.

    Fucking narcissistic brat child.

    SAY ALL THIS BS ABT SHIT YDK

    Some poor fucker is next.

    Some poor unfortunate fucker.

    He's tht poor fucker thats next.

    You just called your boyfriend a poor fucker. He’s your fucking dog. He’s your damn slave.

    That’s not love, you’re controlling this fucking guy.

    so yk what we actually talk Abt?

    Think that? I know that. It’s obvious in what you and your friends are telling this guy to do, the conditions, the commands.

    Why the fuck are you with this narcissist?

    Explain to him why I'm so horrible.

    “Tell him” Get him doggy! You tell him!

    erm- I was telling you to tell him why I'm so horrible

    Bro this == not controlling. I can && will put my foot down if I feel like something == not fair or unjust cuz I fucking love this amazing && beautiful woman. She’s my everything && a lil joke that actually helped me understand what to do && what not to do a lil helped ^^

    If he has two eyes like a normal human being, he should be able to read.

    It’s fine if you think that but man you don’t even know a FRACTION of if

    You’re making an assumption off of a lil sliver of text

    && that’s not accurate

    What to do and not to do? She turned toy into her bitch, that’s what she expects from you.

    I know what she expects lol

    && if I don’t I’ll learn more of what she does

    muse don't act like yk anything

    You’re basically her slave, dog, and sex toy at the same time.

    cause what I expect from him is to care nd be here for me.

    And all those bullshit tests.

    I’ll ALWAYS be here for u <3

    those testes where legit jokes silly

    Of course they were.

    I act a certain way with certain people and sometimes its all joking

    dont act like yk smthin you dont

    Narcissist.

    Erm I think he found out!! 🗣️🔥 the super secret secret only the 1% know 🤯

    Don’t take a joke too seriously

    Oh look the therapist.

    Muse

    Oh look the therapist.

    I wanted help and I got it stop being so pissy cause you have no one to love and no one to love yu

    Muse

    Oh look the therapist.

    I’m not licensed, haha!

    Anonymous

    Alastorrrr HRU?

    I’m good! How about you guys?

    I got 15 hours of sleep =P

    Muse

    Oh look the therapist.

    You dont even have a silly willy pfp :( you’ve gotta have a silly willy pfp 🤩😍🤩🤩 it would be so silly and willy

    Fucking bullshit. Brain dead fucks.

    Alastor

    I’m good! How about you guys?

    Honestly I’m going pretty good ^^

    I have a profile picture on my account.

    I live laugh love that for you

    alastoroorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    I'm sorry ya gotta deal with a brain dead fuck like me <3

    Yeah && if you ever have to in the future I’m sorry you have to deal with me too

    Again sorry for the &&, ||, and ==. It’s a thing && I’ll try && fix it || smthn

    Maybe not cuz it has crazy lore

    GIYS I FOUND OUT HOW TO TALK TO ALASTOR

    Wake up at 2 am my time and wai

    Ok good; he’s a really nice guy but that’s really early 👍

    Speaking of that tho I think I should go to bex

    You’re not controlling May && ik that making someone do smthn they don’t wanna do probably isn’t smthn you like doing unless it’s good for them || smthn

    No one else gets told that that much

    I’ll love you for a gazillion years && even more <333

    Yum Myan

    I’ll love you for a gazillion years && even more <333

    Infinite actuslly cuz <eeeee3e

    ain't no way alastor died