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I was a fucking millisecond slow…

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I was counting it…

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NOOOOO can u like order a new one maybe?

Wade

I was counting it…

I’m sorry I took your carefully thought out win :(

well I mean I haven't rlly went to go look for it

When you can js look for it rhen

YAYAYAYAYAYAHIHIIHIHIHIHIII

SOMEONE HAD ME MAKE THE A COLLAGE

I was like when is BBG gonna come bac

Anonymous

SOMEONE HAD ME MAKE THE A COLLAGE

oop

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OH OF COURSE HE DOESNT REPLY TO THT

It looks good && he should have replied to it. He just sucks at replying

why cant u use madalin no more bbg

Anonymous

why cant u use madalin no more bbg

oh my dumbass school blocked it

and I cant use it on my phone

cant u use like unblocked games 76?

Just like mine </3 except I can get a workaround to it

Anonymous

cant u use like unblocked games 76?

wait what

Jazzy💕

and I cant use it on my phone

well no duh

Wait do you want a workaround Ja?

Yum Myan

Wait do you want a workaround Ja?

sure

https://sites.google.com/site/unblockedgame76/Madalin-Cars-Multiplayer-unblocked

click the play on full screen then delete the tab

Ok gimmie a second; it’s not that hard to find it && it works for ~6 months before it needs replacing I think

Or it js == gay && doesn’t

https://www.madalingames.com/

https://www.madalingames.com/madalin-stunt-cars-2-webgl/play/

I think its the right madalin

https://www.madalingames.com/madalin-cars-multiplayer/play/

https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbzlI0f1-ecYPbzoBR3OvE5nBH-krlom4UKH28DjIm-f4FGM3nA5g__x1N-EGVph-M46YA/exec

don't use the one I sent you

Not a problem at all!! It’s what I do ^^

I do the silly willy && make stuff work cuz I’m just like that lol

Madalim still ur thing right

I hate when people are actively texting me then js leave

Yum Myan

Madalim still ur thing right

mhm

I hate unintentionally doing that

it prolly got blocked for him cause of his parents

Anonymous

it prolly got blocked for him cause of his parents

Well that makes sense

If he left then I’m gonna imma gonna uh idk I’ll be mad at him >:(

THIS GUY AT CHURCH TODAY WAS HITTING ON ME

Ew indeed oh ok well that’s good then

It sucks && I’m sorry that people do. It js kinda happens so hopefully a good reason for it will be explained

IT KEEPS RESETTING MY NAME

Anonymous

no?

fuck no I'ma seem deperate

The name == so long why tf do people do that

Jazzy💕

fuck no I'ma seem deperate

I don’t think you will

Yum Myan

The name == so long why tf do people do that

cause yes

Anytime ^^ just don’t overreact. I know it’s scary but eventually if either one of you makes a move then just maybe let things work out

U OFFERD TO HELP ME BURN A HOUSE DOWN

The liler the silliness the bigger the gravity of the situation

-sun tzu, the art of war

Gus I could beat you in a fight

Jazzy💕

Gus I could beat you in a fight

he like works our

Anonymous

he like works our

so do u

YOU WORK OUT??? OMGOMGOMGOMG

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE LIFT? || exercise?

Anonymous

GHOST WONT GET WJE

:(

YOOOOO I used to do Karate! I’ve been thinking of doing MMA but idk maybe very seldom if I even do

I'm working for my black belt

Oh cool! How close are you?

Awesome! I was three belts away but that was before the pandemic && all

I have like almost 1 year left till I'm a black belt

Yeah :D it was really fun

YOOO I wish you luck !!

CHARLIE TOLD YOU TO SEND RAPE THREATS

JASMN STOPPP I CANT BE HONRY TO U IF U AINT THERE

Anonymous

JASMN STOPPP I CANT BE HONRY TO U IF U AINT THERE

THATS WHY I LEFT

I love you BBG but calm down the hornyness

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I SAID "Damnit I cant be honry to jas if she isn't here"

HE SAID "Why cant you act that way with m- Ok lol"

ME AND GUS ARE FINNA BEAT HIM UP

My dad used to sword fight || smthn

my dad has like 5 katanas in my garage

The heritage == crazy tho

Mb for the &&, ||, and == in my sentences

I'm in the middle of a convo with an old friend

We love old friends sometimes tho

HES THE ONLY ONE IK USED TO BE ON WHEN U WAS

wait what happened to chris

IM TALKING ABOUT THE GAY ONE

MY CORGI LOVING GAY ASS BROTHER

"so you prioritze WJE over me huh"

LIKE DAMN THAT STUPID BITCH NEEDS TO GET A LIFE

SO YOUR CHATTING WITH GHOST NOW

tell her to shut her dumbass up

Im humbelin her ahh right now

"I thoughtwe where friends"

Please don’t hit on me 🙏 idk if that’s humbling how do you humble 😔

Yum Myan

Please don’t hit on me 🙏 idk if that’s humbling how do you humble 😔

?

jasssyyy ghost is being so dry

what the sussy baka that is so not singma

PROMISE TO GOD YOU WONT TELL GHOST I SHOWED U THIS

PROMISE YUO WONT ATTACK HIM ETIHER?

WHY WOULD I TELL HIM ANYTHING

deep deep deep deep breaths

Charlie I want to kill him

I told Emma that I should be asleep by now

nd this bitch is rlly saying "well go to sleep then"

IM BOUTTA SHOW UP THERE AND BEAT HER ASS

she said to come and do it

GUS CHARLIE IS FIGHTING AGAIN

From what I understand

Emma tried getting my number && called me hot

Jazzy💕

DONT WORRY

Thank you ^^.

Idk I haven’t seen her on madalin

JASMIN DONTCHU DARE WARN HER

ITS FUN TO SEE THEM RUN AND GET HIT WITH IT

like they fall and its the funniest thing ever

"yk all this time I wanted to be freinds"

PERIOD YOU ATE THAT UP CHARLIEEEE

BUT NOW TO THIS EMMA BITCH

each her how ta say hello <3

Bro has acquired tm of the skibidi looksmaxx edge rizz

You are the sigma 🫡🐺

weirdest/ cutest couple ever

I'ma hit him with the traditional hispanic mom 123

Jazzy💕

I'ma hit him with the traditional hispanic mom 123

W

I'm waking up at 5:25 and that'll be my last desion if I skip or not

gus I need to talk to you rq

are you gonna interogite him?

I START THE DAY THININGN ABOUT HER

I END THE DAY THIKING ABOUT HER

I WILL DROP EVEURHINF SND ANYTHING JUST TO TALK TO HER

I LOCE HER && TRUST HER

NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING UNDERSTSND.

NO MATTER HOW MANY TOMES I SAY SMTHN

NO MATTER HOW LONG MY TEXTS SRW

YOU WILL REPLY WITH SIR WHATEVER YOUR ANSWER IS SIR.

Jazzy💕

its ma'am

sir for me.

If a girl were to come up to you and hit on you what do you do SOLDIER????/

MA’AM I SAY “ow :(“ && MOVE AWAY MA’AM

So you’re not gonna hit on me?

But anyways I thought you said hit me on the head not hit on me

noo I will but the girl wasn't me

IF A GIRL COMES UP TO YOU AND HITS ON YOU BESIDES CHARLIE YOU SCREAM I HAVE A GF AND RUN AWAY

I WILL SCREAM I HAVE A GF ABD RUN AWAY

I'm gonna hit on you and your gonna do what I told you to do

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Wait lemme go through my thought process: is this Charlie? It’s not. So,

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If Charlie asks to go through your phone are you gonna let her?

Actually I wanna add Her face to my facial recognition thingy so she can lol

You have passed basic traning

I did done didded taht

*gets down on one knee closer to this level*

WHAT DO YOU DO IF IM BREAKING DOWN?

WHAT DO YOU BUY ME WHEN ITS THT TIME OF MONTH?

I COMFORT YOU && actuslly I was gonna ask u more on that like what you’d like during that time && everything js for the future yknow

alr he didn't say ice cream at all

SOULDER YOUR BACK TO JASMIN

Good to know that helps then

*puts my foot on his back*

WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY TO HER WHEN SHE IS ANGRY?

SOULDER YOU ADD MA'AM TO EVERYTHING BEFORE AND AFTER YOUU SAY IT WHILE SPEAKING TO JASMIN AND SIR WITH ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY WHEN SHE IS MAD OR OVERREACTING???

&& MA'AM I WILL NOT BRUSH IT OFF OR SAY SMTHN DUMB MA'AM

YOU WILL NOT TELL HER TO WHAT?

EVERY SENTENCE YOU YELL BACK

WHEN SHE WANTS TO TALK YOU PAUSE THE GAME AND YOU LISTEN DONT TELL HER IN A MINUTE

WHEN SHE ASKS FOR YOU FOOD YOU GIVE HER THE FOOD

“What’s yours is mine && what’s mine is ours”

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Jazzy💕

CHARLIE NO TIME FOR THAT

Ma'am yes ma'am.

IF I AM STARING AT THINGS IN THE STORE WHAT DO YOU DO?

SIR ASK IF YOI WANT THEM right? SIR

IF I LOOK OR SOUND OR AM ACTING SAD AND SAY I AM OKAY WHAT DO YOU DO

SIR I ASK YOU IF SOMETHINFS WEOJF && BE THERE DOR YOU SOR

IF ITS LATE AND WE ARE SETTLING DONW BUT I WANT SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET DO YOU GET IT

Gus you have passed the boyfriend test

you will get a medal a certificate and a kiss from charlie

*hands you to the certificate and medal

THIS Isthe FI SE THI FO FIFTH HAPPIEST MOMENT YET

*I hate the fortifications && metal*

I'll give him smthin much more tmrw

and yes you are getting something too don't worry

Yum Myan

*I hate the fortifications && metal*

Wait I mean I get*

Charlie pls stand Infront of me.

Anonymous

I'll give him smthin much more tmrw

<333

so this happens when they pass.. they never had before

*pins a medal to her jacket*

Yayayayayya *applause*

Sombody always says the wrong thing

Perv,fletcher they all said the wrong thing

What was the wrong thing?

fletcher fucked all of em up

and perv ... perv was just smt else

but Gus remember that trainiing

Do we gotta put him through the rest>

we have to discuss leval two,

how Abt you take charge for level two

I have an idea for leval 3😏

I'm horrible at taking chrage

Jazzy💕

but Gus remember that trainiing

I js took ss’s of it so I no forget

me and jasmin are talking about tmrw traning

you will be asleep, understand?

go soldier before I take that medal away

Goodnight, wak up at 4:25 am your time.

Goodnight and I love you too.

so what happens in level 2

You just turned that fucker into your damn dog.

Yes. It was absolutely absurd.

You turned him into your bitch.

Fucking narcissists.

I feel bad for him.

That’s the most toxic shit I’ve ever seen.

I'ma go to sleep bye charlie

Like what the fuck are you doing to this poor guy?

Power hungry fucker.

Jazzy💕

I'ma go to sleep bye charlie

Goodnight, love ya <3

Narcissistic lesbians.

You and your “bow down before me, do whatever I say, the world revolves around me” bullshit. This poor fucking guy, he doesn’t deserve that.

Muse

You and your “bow down before me, do whatever I say, the world revolves around me” bullshit. This poor fucking guy, he doesn’t deserve that.

that isn't how mine and his relationship goes.

Do you just control and manipulate any guy you talk too? Is that why Alastor is your fucking bitch too?

You’re basically controlling the guy.

Alastor is only my friend.

You act like this happens all the time.

You made him into your fucking therapist.

It does. I read your insane ass bullshit.

“ IF I AM STARING AT THINGS IN THE STORE WHAT DO YOU DO?”

“Buy it for me, buy me anything I fucking want”

“IF ITS LATE AND WE ARE SETTLING DONW BUT I WANT SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET DO YOU GET IT”

“You can’t sit down, go get my shit on the other side of town”

This poor fucking guy.

Maybe I get it from my sister 😋

“IF I LOOK OR SOUND OR AM ACTING SAD AND SAY I AM OKAY WHAT DO YOU DO“ “Your life is mine. Pay attention to me constantly”

Your sister is a fucking nutcase then.

You own this poor guy’s fucking soul.

Muse

You own this poor guy’s fucking soul.

he owns mine🥰

Nobody’s ever passed? Because nobody can stand your fucking company.

He’s not your boyfriend, he’s your bitch. He’s your fucking dog.

No, he's my future husband.

He’s your dog, that’s what he is.

“ WHEN SHE ASKS FOR YOU FOOD YOU GIVE HER THE FOOD” Yeah give your fatass food whenever you want it, don’t question it.

Flappy.

whats goin on

😔

Flappy.

😔

he's telling me I'm turning my bf into a dog

“ WHAT WILL YOU NOT SAY WHEN SHE IS MAD OR OVERREACTING???” Yeah let you whine like a bitch and throw your tantrum. Don’t tell you to calm down.”

Anonymous

he's telling me I'm turning my bf into a dog

. interesting

He is your fucking dog. You control this guy.

He has to everything you tell him to without question. Every fucking command. He is your damn dog.

Good night Flappy.

I’m mad you treat this guy like shit.

Flappy.

gn may gn muse

nightnigt

I feel bad for the damn guy.

muse I take everything you say with a grain of salt

You turned him into your fucking slave.

Of course you do, because you don’t give a shit.

Just keep controlling this fucking guy, it’s totally fine isn’t it?

or ydk whatchur talkin abt

Totally healthy, definitely normal.

Sorry ya feel this way, goodnight muse.

You’re insane. You’re a fucking egotistical nutcase.

I hope he comes to his senses and leaves you.

And I feel bad for the next guy who crosses your path after him.

Fucking narcissistic brat child.

SAY ALL THIS BS ABT SHIT YDK

Some poor fucker is next.

Some poor unfortunate fucker.

He's tht poor fucker thats next.

You just called your boyfriend a poor fucker. He’s your fucking dog. He’s your damn slave.

That’s not love, you’re controlling this fucking guy.

so yk what we actually talk Abt?

Think that? I know that. It’s obvious in what you and your friends are telling this guy to do, the conditions, the commands.

Why the fuck are you with this narcissist?

Explain to him why I'm so horrible.

“Tell him” Get him doggy! You tell him!

Muse

“Tell him” Get him doggy! You tell him!

erm- I was telling you to tell him why I'm so horrible

Bro this == not controlling. I can && will put my foot down if I feel like something == not fair or unjust cuz I fucking love this amazing && beautiful woman. She’s my everything && a lil joke that actually helped me understand what to do && what not to do a lil helped ^^

If he has two eyes like a normal human being, he should be able to read.

It’s fine if you think that but man you don’t even know a FRACTION of if

You’re making an assumption off of a lil sliver of text

&& that’s not accurate

What to do and not to do? She turned toy into her bitch, that’s what she expects from you.

I know what she expects lol

&& if I don’t I’ll learn more of what she does

muse don't act like yk anything

You’re basically her slave, dog, and sex toy at the same time.

cause what I expect from him is to care nd be here for me.

And all those bullshit tests.

I’ll ALWAYS be here for u <3

those testes where legit jokes silly

Of course they were.

I act a certain way with certain people and sometimes its all joking

dont act like yk smthin you dont

Narcissist.

Erm I think he found out!! 🗣️🔥 the super secret secret only the 1% know 🤯

Don’t take a joke too seriously

Oh look the therapist.

Muse

Oh look the therapist.

I wanted help and I got it stop being so pissy cause you have no one to love and no one to love yu

Muse

Oh look the therapist.

I’m not licensed, haha!

Anonymous

Alastorrrr HRU?

I’m good! How about you guys?

I got 15 hours of sleep =P

Muse

Oh look the therapist.

You dont even have a silly willy pfp :( you’ve gotta have a silly willy pfp 🤩😍🤩🤩 it would be so silly and willy

Fucking bullshit. Brain dead fucks.

Alastor

I’m good! How about you guys?

Honestly I’m going pretty good ^^

I have a profile picture on my account.

I live laugh love that for you

alastoroorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'm sorry ya gotta deal with a brain dead fuck like me <3

Yeah && if you ever have to in the future I’m sorry you have to deal with me too

Again sorry for the &&, ||, and ==. It’s a thing && I’ll try && fix it || smthn

Maybe not cuz it has crazy lore

GIYS I FOUND OUT HOW TO TALK TO ALASTOR

Wake up at 2 am my time and wai

Ok good; he’s a really nice guy but that’s really early 👍

Speaking of that tho I think I should go to bex

You’re not controlling May && ik that making someone do smthn they don’t wanna do probably isn’t smthn you like doing unless it’s good for them || smthn

No one else gets told that that much

I’ll love you for a gazillion years && even more <333

Yum Myan

I’ll love you for a gazillion years && even more <333

Infinite actuslly cuz <eeeee3e