I'm Here Now

HIYAHH

sorry abt lastnight

Your good

my internet cut off mid convo

Yeah, that's fine

i guess it goes off at 10:45 now

Well fuck

Don't you have hotspot or something?

no i dont have my phone

Well, do you parents know your on your computer at night?

yeah they do

Then ask that they turn that internet shut off off

they wont turn it off

Why?

school nights

Ok? So?

I got 2 hours of sleep last night and I got through school just fine

idk theyre strict

Then again I've had insomnia for about 4 years so...

damn

I guess my body's used to 2-3 hours of sleep

wilddd

Hii

Welp, did you ever get into your old accout, also Hello, who are you?

I’m me lol

Smart ass

no i wasnt so i js made a new one

So your admin is gone?

yeah

Lol whatever idc

That sucks balls

heres the link to the website

https://b24-psoma1.bitrix24.com/?secret=b0fjidov

Coolness

yuppiee

my dads making so much food

That’s nice

My dad can only make eggs💀

WILDDD

I know😓😓😓

its my moms bday so my dads making baked potatoes, steak, salad, and toppings.

Daum

yuppp

im Asian so my mom be making rice 24/7

my dad is korean

That’s cool

yuppp

From what I know, Koreans are amazing at cooking so I’m guessing ur dad is an amazing chef

yeah he is

👍👍👍

lmaooooo

Tell no one

oohhhhh

No evidence

oohh

what

whatd

scammer

If u see this my Chromebook died

biggest cap i've heard

did i make u shit ur pants Eli?

wtf

ye or naw?

The fuck is going on?

Why is Anvilhead involved in this?

who tf r u nibblers?

I'm Aiden

Damien

damien

uh

😭😭😭

k

What?

are y'all like npc's or?

no ur names sebastian

No it isn't

yeah it is

That's my middle name

so you lied to me smh

No, cause I go by either

hi either

whyd u block me on disc

Who?

you

I don't go on discord

speaking of discord

amy did eli give u my disc?

:(

Your thinking of someone else

oh shit yeah i forgor to add u 😭😭

no

i’m not

I dont go on discord

I don't use it

wassup bitches

penis!

WOOOOOOOOO

right

I don't

wtv man

I don't use discord, I promise

mk

if i back it up ... is it fat enough? 🥺 when I throw it back ... is it fast enough? 🍑⏩

it’s never enough

I promise, I'm on a school computer

i wanna feel it jiggle in my hands

It's blocked

ok

YEAH IT FUCKING FARTS

YUHHHH

let me tongue-punch your fart box

(pause)

i use disc btw

my wallpaper is kanye now

ts so trippy

^^^^^^^

who dah

a gay guy

HITLER!

Wait, no

erm

hi pookie

Who?

you

Bitch, that not hitler...

I don't know you...

you do now

kindly gtfo

Why?

What did he do?

he lead with "HITLER!"

also i wanna troll

sue me

Nope

What's going on?

LYXI!!

Gays

ima keep it a buck ur pfp is crazy dawg 💀

Syau

:3

Why are y'all so mean?

Cause

it's the alpha wolf cumming out of us 🐺🖤⛓️🔥

AWOOOOOOOOOOO

Coming?

yeah dat

SAY PAUSE!!!

typo

No pause

OH SHIT UR RIGHT

PAUSE

NO HOMO

NO GAY

NO DIDDY

THIS IS A NO CONSIQUENSE-NO CENSORSHIP WEBSITE VFOTUM, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK

*in*

Ok, then, Damien, hit it!

NIGGA!!!

woah there bruv

What?

ruh-roh scoobs, shes a minor

shit, too far

How?

He's black..

HI FWENDS

Huh?

Shut yo black ass nigga ass monkey self up

IM DJUNGELSKOG THE AMAZING FAT IKEA BEAR HERE FOR LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, that's too much

I LOVE EVERYBODY!

YOU MATTER :3

Pan?

No I dont

I'm lost here

Good

I WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY

Are we the only ones online?

I thinl

#DJUNGELSKOGFORPRES

#TRUMPSUCKSDICK

#JESUSWASNTWHITE

SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP YOU PEDAPHILE

Be kind

#KAMALAISBUILTDIFFERENT

#YOUHAVENOOPINIONS

#KYS

YOU RACIST PEICE OF DOG SHIT!

oh

#JESUSWASNTWHITE

should we stop this?

#CHRISTIANITYISALIE

Nope

#RELIGIONISAFORMOFGOVERNMENTCONTROL

#FREEPALESTEIN

Wtf did you come here for?

Popcorn, I need it

TO SPREAD TRUTH AND HAPPIENESS

SLIDE!

The only thing pedophiles spread is a child's asscheeks

#LYXIISBASED

WHAT DID I DO?!?

AND YOU SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS FOR BIG GUYS

IM A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR BITCH

KILL YOURSELF

I'M NOT A REVERSE PEDO YOU FAT ASS BEAR

ARGUING WITH A TEDDY BEAR ONLINE MENTALLY DAMAGED RETARDED AHH BITCH

YOUR A FUCKING MENTAL NUTCASE

YOU HAVE A LIFE THAT YOURE WASTING ARGUING WITH A BASED TEDDY BEAR ONLINE

DUMBASS

YOU HAVE WORSE DEMENTIA THAN BIDEN

#GETALIFENONEXISTANT

Ok, Ima step in here

UWU

:3

anal beads

IM JUST A QUIRKY LITTLE BEAN JUST A SILLY LIL GUY

YOU GET A LIFE YOU GAY CUM FILLED DEPRESSED PEICE OF CRAPQ

Popcorn, where is it?

Yeah

UWU KILL YOUrSELF WITH THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS NEVER GAVE YOU

THAT"S WHY YOUR MADE IN A FACTORY IN CHINA!!!

🍿 🍿 🍿

on the ceiling

popcorn ceilings yum!

*YOU'RE

SHUT UP!!!

This is funny

Yep

UNEDUCATED DUMBASS

A BEAR IS SMARTER THAN YOU

YOUR LITERALLY A FAT ASS BEAR WHO WAS OVERSTUFFED AND OVERPRICED!!!

I GUESS IM unBEARable UWU

:3

I hate you

Ima leave before Damien gets racist

Same

YAAAAAAAAY SPREAD THEM ASSCHEEKS I HIRED SOME BIG BLACK GUYS TO COME FUCK YOU!!!

THAT'S WHY YOUR NIGGA ASS IS TO AFRAID TO SAY THEIR ACTUAL FUCKING NAME!!!

YOUR SO BLACK YOU PUT A FUCKING KFC OUT OF BUSINESS!!!

YOU ONLY CARE ABT THAT BBC!

YOUR SO BLACK SANDERS COULD MAKE ENOUGH CHICKEN TO FEED YOU!

AG is dat u?

YOUR SO BLACK NOT EVEN A HORN OF THE PLENTIFUL WOULD FILL YOU UP!

YOUR SO FAT THE EARTH CRACKS IN HALF WHEN YOU JUMP

YOUR SO DUMB YOU SAT DOWN FOR THE S-A-T'S AND THOUGHT YOU PASSED!!

YOUR SO DUMB YOU THOUGHT SANTA WAS REAL UNTIL I SAID THIS!

YOUR SO DUMB YOU THOUGHT CHILDREN WERE DELIVERED BY CRANE

YOUR SO FAT YOU'LD CRACK A CONSTRUCTION CRANE IF IT TRIED TO PICK YOU UP!!!

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBITI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!! 👿👿👿 *alpha scratches you and you die* W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDN’T MEAN TO! W-WAKE UP!! PLEASE!!!! NO!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO! IM SO SORRY!!!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!!!!!!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go… i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i’m so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.

wazzzup chigga

YOUR SO FAT YOU PUT NIKOCADOAVACADO AND QUESO TO SHAME COMBINED!!!

YOUR SO FAT YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AND YOU WEIGHED A TON LITERALLY!!!

I think he left...

but niko is skinny now

When he was fat

gotcha

continue bro

ur cooking

He left

oh dam

he couldnt handle the heat

fax bruv

welp i gtg finish a SHIZ TON of homework so uh vagina bye bye ig

ok, bye

hi pookies

Hey

Hey Aiden

#KYS

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BLACK ASS BITCH ASS CHICKEN EATING KOOLAID DRINKING WATERMELON MUNCHING

NIGGA ASS BITCH

YOUR SO FAT YOU MAMA HAD TO GET AN INDUSTIAL CRANE TO CARRY YOU

YOUR SO BLACK YOU DISSAPPEAR WHEN THE LIGHT ARE OFF

YOUR SO BLACK YOU EAT TONS OF CHICKEN AND WATERMELON AND DRINK GALLONS OF KOOLAID

YOUR SO BLACK YOUR DAD LEFT

YOUR SO FAT YOUR MAMA COULD HOLD YOU

WITH ONLY THE STRONGEST CRANE IN THE WORLD

Bro really got mad