I'm bored.

Let’s be bored together

lWADE

WADEY POO

TOASTIE

how are you?

Pretty good man, hbu?

hi guys

Morning Cosmo

I am not doing this shit

how u guys doing

Loo

IOh Hey Cosmo

Lol*

I'll eat lunch when i want to

I’m good, hbu?

Exactly

work session? nah

“Nah, I’m gonna do my own thing”

but how are you wade?

thx

Well besides everything we uncovered which is technically good, I’m doing pretty good

Thats good

all that stuff is pretty good

Yeah

Still looks weird with the man bun, but the scar makes him look cooler

Leaks when?

definitly could be worse

That’s true

hello

Go

You got that skin, then you have this beauty

that’s a bad nickname, even mal said tgatz

that

Shut up fag

well if mal said so

hi, shy dragon

hi

wade still being his new self?

cosmo this you?

Pokémon

nah. I'm more like a blazar

fucking blasting very very hot stuff through stuff, and eliminating everything in the path of my jets

oog

ooh

and also big agn

Toast look at this masterpiece

Yo

yo

wsg?

It’s two am

so u live in japan or korea?

or hawaii?

Australia

ah. close enough

Dope

hi jake

Frfr

so the florida of the southern hemisphere

Nahhhhh

if u want to make me leave using force virgo is the only one who could do it i think

Apple is it hot in Australia rn

everything wants to kill you in florida, especially the people. Everything can and will kill you in the southern florida

It’s summer

uwu

Do you guys just call it summer when it’s winter for the northern hemisphere, or do you call it winter when referring to the hot season

i favourited you just bc of ur bio

but australia is always hot

?

Australia’s cool

We hv 4 seasons

a lot of weird arachnids there

The one time I will say fuck u to you is because of this comment. Fuck u (no offense)

and marsupials

no. a bunch of yummy arachnids

?

Summer winter autumn/fall and spring

hey jake

Sup toast

idk. my brain died there for a sec

Have you ever been to Adelaide

Thank for cricket match

understandable.

lol actually not

maybe?

4 seasons? I have 3 seasons. Summer, monsoon season, and not-as-hot season. beat that

So you live in arizona

yup

Knew it

nO aRaChNiDs ArE aLl NaStY (they’re cool lol)

and apple, please delete my location

for security reasons and such

I also enjoy eating turtles we hv something in common apple

hi?

who u

Toast you there?

Hello I am very beautiful not ugly like u

what????

that was so uncalled for

My hair is longer than ur family tree

ok?

and?

how is that relevent

How old are u

why the hell should u know

Is that relevant enough for you

I’d say 15-17

Nah his maturity is a solid 11

Sounds about right

bruh

Is someone gonna cry

😭😢

"Hello I am very beautiful not ugly like u" sounds like an act of narcissism

I am a narcissist got a problem

what? "chat got started saying something for you?

then get off

Chat gpt

ok

thats what you used to fail on ur essay

I changed my mind bros maturity level is a 2

why?

Becoz of ur inability to comprehend sarcasm

that isn't how sarcasm works

Then how does it work

Lemme know after I ask google

Like how ur googling roasts

sarcasm is a comment that uses ironic language to display the opposite of what is attended

Wade, are you still there?

Can we talk about something else

sure

U pick

nah, u can

What are ya into

look

at

my

name

What does it mean

Hey Cosmo

cosmology?

That’s boring what do u watch

hey

hey cosmog

how is it boring.

soup

Sup

matzo ball soup

Hey amy

How is it not

hey u doing

indeed

it explains how the universe works. and it can also be fun to break peoples brains

If u tell me ur age I’ll tell u mine

Thx I learnt more than I did in my science class

What

this is 80% of my grade

hello again

Hey where’d ya go

whom?

wow

Ohhhhhh so it was you that got a 4

I could tell someone got a 4 but i didn't know who is was