I Got a GF

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Wow congrats! What color is the pillow?

REALLLLLL

My sister is saving up for a Gojo body pillow...

nO, not gojo I think Sasuke?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wow congrats! What color is the pillow?

Are you fucking dumb?

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13

she's too young for you

Anonymous

Are you fucking dumb?

is your pfp fire force? Great anime, dude.

Anonymous

is your pfp fire force? Great anime, dude.

Ikr

Oh shit, it's AG.Fuck off.

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my 13

pedo

Anonymous

Oh shit, it's AG.Fuck off.

Cry about it

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

she 13 and i am 13

Your both in 8th grade, right?

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how

jk, congrats. Better than I'll ever be. *sobs quietly*

I forgot about you! Fuck off.

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7th

Omg, same

middle school relationship huh? good luck.......

Thoughtless

middle school relationship huh? good luck.......

You don't have a relationship retard

Middle school relationships are so cringe

You are going to break up in two days.

Anonymous

You don't have a relationship retard

I know *sobs more*

Anonymous

Middle school relationships are so cringe

^^^^

Thoughtless don't try to pull anyone in middle school, bad idea.

Anonymous

Middle school relationships are so cringe

You have no girlfriend, you will always be lonely in your entire life.

Thoughtless

I know *sobs more*

it’s okay me too bro

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wow congrats! What color is the pillow?

damn have fathh

Anonymous

You have no girlfriend, you will always be lonely in your entire life.

I have a girlfriend, dumbass.

im in 9th grade tho

Anonymous

I have a girlfriend, dumbass.

oh

lucky.

You can't pull any girls AG, you're just jealous

Anonymous

I have a girlfriend, dumbass.

Aren't you in middle school

αmy

lucky.

It's okay, you'll find someone eventually

Anonymous

Aren't you in middle school

What the fuck? I'm literally 16.

Anonymous

It's okay, you'll find someone eventually

“eventually”

Anonymous

What the fuck? I'm literally 16.

You don't act like it.

Anonymous

What the fuck? I'm literally 16.

bruh

How do I not act like one? You act like an elementary schooler.

Anonymous

You don't act like it.

bruh this is wje

Anonymous

How do I not act like one? You act like an elementary schooler.

I'm a middle schooler you dumb fuck.

Anonymous

How do I not act like one? You act like an elementary schooler.

nah bro’s still stuck in the womb

Anonymous

How do I not act like one? You act like an elementary schooler.

^^^^^^^^

Anonymous

I'm a middle schooler you dumb fuck.

No shit, sherlock. But you look like a first grader. I've seen what you look like...

Anonymous

No shit, sherlock. But you look like a first grader. I've seen what you look like...

I'm a 7th grader

I know, you keep repeating it.

Anonymous

I'm a 7th grader

❌❌ loud buzzzer

you’re actually in kindergarten

αmy

❌❌ loud buzzzer

I'm actually im a 7th grader

Amy, have you seen his face?

αmy

you’re actually in kindergarten

Tf? Hell no

Anonymous

Amy, have you seen his face?

yeah

αmy

you’re actually in kindergarten

Your actually in sped school

Anonymous

Your actually in sped school

you would know

you’re probably familiar with the special kid’s bus

Anonymous

Your actually in sped school

I take all AP classes.

αmy

you’re probably familiar with the special kid’s bus

I'm not

probably have a reserved seat next to down syndrome dani

Anonymous

I take all AP classes.

same bro

what aps you taking this year

Anonymous

AG being annoying.

Says you dumbass

Anonymous

Says you dumbass

“n-n-no u” 👉👈🥺 - AG

αmy

what aps you taking this year

I'm in AP calc this year, it fucking sucks.

Anonymous

I'm in AP calc this year, it fucking sucks.

BRO I BET

Of course, my parents flipped out when I got a B on the math test.

αmy

“n-n-no u” 👉👈🥺 - AG

Kys

"Bitch" wowwww, I am so hurt.

Anonymous

"Bitch" wowwww, I am so hurt.

Good

mf cant i]\understand sarcasm

Anonymous

Of course, my parents flipped out when I got a B on the math test.

aw man i’m sorry

i understand though

Anonymous

Of course, my parents flipped out when I got a B on the math test.

You have no parents.

Who didn't even support you

Anonymous

You have no parents.

don’t project tsk tsk

αmy

aw man i’m sorry

It is ok.

Anonymous

Of course, my parents flipped out when I got a B on the math test.

bro, my friend got a c in spanish and was banned from playing dnd for a month, he plays in 3 campaigns.

Anonymous

Who didn't even support you

I am aware they do not support me. They don't care about my hobbies lol, I am aware.

Thoughtless

bro, my friend got a c in spanish and was banned from playing dnd for a month, he plays in 3 campaigns.

NO DND

Anonymous

ND CRY

yeah, he just about did that

I feel bad for your friend, my friend plays dnd.

Anonymous

I am aware they do not support me. They don't care about my hobbies lol, I am aware.

Because 1. Your parents are very strict and abusive to you and they don't love you at all. And 2. They didn't even care about your stupid hobbies is because your very lazy and never shut up because your annoying as fuck.

Anonymous

Because 1. Your parents are very strict and abusive to you and they don't love you at all. And 2. They didn't even care about your stupid hobbies is because your very lazy and never shut up because your annoying as fuck.

omg give it up

Thoughtless

fave class?

Wizza

Anonymous

Because 1. Your parents are very strict and abusive to you and they don't love you at all. And 2. They didn't even care about your stupid hobbies is because your very lazy and never shut up because your annoying as fuck.

I'm not lazy dumbass, I play football.

Anonymous

I'm not lazy dumbass, I play football.

That's even worse 💀

Thoughtless

druid

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

And do my homework sometimes

Anonymous

Wizza

huh

Anonymous

I am aware they do not support me. They don't care about my hobbies lol, I am aware.

relatable

AG is a fatass who hangs out in the basement and edges to hentai

Anonymous

AG is a fatass who hangs out in the basement and edges to hentai

nah, hes not old enough to know what hentai is

Anonymous

AG is a fatass who hangs out in the basement and edges to hentai

1. I don't fucking care what your gen alpha mouth is saying. 2. I don't even watch hentai as well because I will get very uncomfortable for watching this stuff.

Anonymous

AG is a fatass who hangs out in the basement and edges to hentai

he don’t have enough willpower to edge

Anonymous

1. I don't fucking care what your gen alpha mouth is saying. 2. I don't even watch hentai as well because I will get very uncomfortable for watching this stuff.

1. I'm gen Z. 2. Who asked

Anonymous

1. I don't fucking care what your gen alpha mouth is saying. 2. I don't even watch hentai as well because I will get very uncomfortable for watching this stuff.

you know this how?

Anonymous

1. I'm gen Z. 2. Who asked

Nobody even asked you fuckhead.

αmy

he don’t have enough willpower to edge

what is the verb for using microsoft edge

I'm so sigma, I have a skincare routine and use a gua sha so my face doesn't end up ugly like AG

Heroin Monkey

what is the verb for using microsoft edge

EDGING

Anonymous

I'm so sigma, I have a skincare routine and use a gua sha so my face doesn't end up ugly like AG

YO YOU’RE SO BASED

Anonymous

I'm so sigma, I have a skincare routine and use a gua sha so my face doesn't end up ugly like AG

W

Anonymous

I'm so sigma, I have a skincare routine and use a gua sha so my face doesn't end up ugly like AG

NoBoDy AsKeD yOu?!?!?!?!

Anonymous

1. I don't fucking care what your gen alpha mouth is saying. 2. I don't even watch hentai as well because I will get very uncomfortable for watching this stuff.

and how do you know you will get uncomfortable? have you watched it

I can teach you if you want

Anonymous

NoBoDy AsKeD yOu?!?!?!?!

you kinda did tho

Thoughtless

you kinda did tho

When?

Oh yeah, I also mew PROPERLY unlike you fucktards.

Anonymous

W

based sigma kai cenat ohio rizzler gigachad

Anonymous

Oh yeah, I also mew PROPERLY unlike you fucktards.

Oh yeah, people also didn't ASKED YOU about what your saying from your disgusting mouth you fucking weirdo.

Do any of y'all know each other in real life?

Anonymous

Do any of y'all know each other in real life?

i know hm and opal and perc

Thoughtless

i know hm and opal and perc

Nice

Hey Monkey and Thoughtless

Heroin Monkey

and unfunny

yeah, but he left

i’m so tired

Thoughtless

he posts memes

who doesnt know that at this point

αmy

i’m so tired

Go back to work.

αmy

i’m so tired

It's only 9:51 for me...

Anonymous

Go back to work.

u.

Anonymous

It's only 9:51 for me...

Nobody carez

Anonymous

It's only 9:51 for me...

this means you are in the eastern standard time zone somewhere in the eastern us

Heroin Monkey

this means you are in the eastern standard time zone somewhere in the eastern us

Yep.

I'm gonna take a shower, be right back.

Toast ツ

WHY?

revenge isnt sweet when its on sum1 u still care abt

Anonymous

revenge isnt sweet when its on sum1 u still care abt

What happened"

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Heroin Monkey
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Delete this RIGHT NOW!

Anonymous

It's only 9:51 for me...

same but i had a shit ton today

cause he ghosted me irl w/o telling me why nd is dateing like my ex

Heroin Monkey

this chat is officially dead

nuh uh

goodnight toast