Horny Poll Submission

Me

who else

actually we had a competition

Look at my post history there’s probably polls lmao

We should totally do a recount

I already have a list

wade Amy Kris Natalie you madi

Check page 10 on my account’s community posts lil

*lol

NOT ME

PLES NOT ME

I'm NOT horny

It’s

idk

oh

It is Leo

oh yeah and may

I forgot

NO

STOP TF

NO

IVE NEVER DONE ANYTHIGN MAKING ME EVENN SEEM HONRY

A week.

Oh ok

Not bad tbh

30 mind

mind

mins

Wow.

......

okay bbg

nuh uh

amy

i watch it for the plot

.

I watch it for.

Erm.

uhm

lies.

yes

to look at girls

There is no plot.

i love girls

I love you

I love girls with nice ases

little kids

you’re watching the wrong pornos

asses

Crazy

bubble butts

mmm

i love the ones with the prety faces

BASED

aka amy

I bet dagger likes personality

yh Amy is pretty

I'd smash amy

fr tho

I miss dagger :(

imagine having a partner could never ever be me ever in the history of the world

same

IMA SMASH AMY

okay gonna cry and watch more porn

why u ignroing me

smh smh

nuhuh

just

lonelu

butbutbut Amy don't leave me

>•<

>_<

keep seeing pretty girls with bfs

>O<

i can comfort u

I'm sorry ):

girl i wish i was pretty :(

caley u r pretty

istg I'ma punch u

NO NO MASSA

Im strokin my shi rn

CALEYYYY

HIIIII

HAIIIII POOKIES

Bro.

I AM

Excuse me?

lucky

LMAOO

Crazy.

Amy my bed is lonely ehheehe

What kind of lube?

yeah well

i mean a real

AY

nvm

Toast.

My child.

LMAOO

you are grounded.

3 weeks.

Grrrrr

NOOOOO

lolz

Yes.

Yoooooo wsg

imagine

Toast you should not jerk odd.

*off

His mother dose not need to hear about him "stokin his shit"

LMAOO

i’m

It’s bad for you toast.

Do something better.

it’s healthy

Like working out.

or smth

Toast I have an idea. Every time you jerk off do 20 push-ups and 50 sit-ups.

FAPPING is the only way Toast can have sex

this site is going to be my 13th reason why

Toast gonna be shredded

he’s a guy

OML I LOVE THAT MOVUE

MOVIE

13 REASONS WHY

not a movie

Erm

Don't talk about my child..

Exactly, he has to use a FLESHLIGHT for intercourse

Can’t snag REAL HOES

ok

Why

um

I wish I could jerk off.

deez nutz?

you can

He probably WOULD be able to snag bitches if he listened to RAP

700 pushupz a day

wish i could love sm

Got 8t

Wait what

WHAT

Huh

TOAST GROUNDED

YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES A DAY!?!?!

FUCKING GROUNDED

GROUNDED

8 WEEKS

YKW

16 WEEKS

82 one time

k bye

YKW

Bro.

Not possible.

82 weeks, grounded.

Yuh huh

Crazy

Toast grounded for years

It fell off after though

um anyways

.

..............................

Ok miss.

YOU fell off

HAH CALEY CANT GET FUCKED

I AM NOT KANYE

Rap boat.

.....or can i

Aanyways, toast. You are grounded for 2 months.

Yeah LOVELY PERV

ig we'll never know

Is Jake a soy boy?

what's tht

He ACTS like one

yeuh

Alright.

UNGH

WAIT NO

UNGH TRAIN

Thanks for the input.

Bro got summoned INSTANTLY

Fr

UNGH

IM NOT A FUCKING SOYBOY

nvm back

KYS

I said soy boy and it summoned one

false

I might.

His soy-sense went off

what's a soy boy

HA CHECKMATE

I AM A TERIYAKI BOY

wild

soy

WHATS ANY OF THSE

boy

Not a thing jake

IM NOT A FUCKING SOYBOY

IM A TERIYAKI BOY

Prove it

OH MY FUCKING GOD

QUOTE THAT

Oh i thought he said are u a boy

How old are you?

;-;

Don’t tell me YOU’RE a kpop lover bro…

17

nvm

MICHELANGELO HAD A SICK ASS BEIRD

my friend got a bf and she keeps bragging

Do you listen to K-pop?

NO BAD TOAST

FUCK YEAH

it’s so annoying

UNGH

*dick

HE DID

Is Jpop a thing??

guys

lol

MICHAELANGELO IS D A D D Y

my bf is upset with me

Thought they were just into anime and war crimes…

Seduce him

I NAH

mhm

at least you have

Why?

a bf

SOY BOY COMMENT JAKE

Murder him

Joe Goldberg

CALLING A DEAD DUDE DADDY?

then she’d be sad

SOY BOY NECROPHILE

Murder her too

no

AT LEAST Y'ALL HAVE DADS AND MILKS

ahes my friend

i think

:')

Strategically break them up in a way that makes her happy

Jake be like:

no

Kikkowoman

delete this

i have no father or no milk

Crazy

12 year old lesbian sex is crazy

soy sauce gives me trauma

Get it? Teriyaki AND soy boy all at once

how am i suppose eat my bag of cookies

THIS IS ME

Raw

They make fucking teriyaki sauce????

It sounds like you’ve already had too many

noo

“how am i suppose eat”

i only had 1

I want cookies

It was laced with fent

Jake you should consider listening to “1812 overture” preferably a version complete with cannons, to stop being a spy boy.

stop

1 bag?

*soy

You sound like an Indian scammer

OMG ARIANNA GRANDE IS SO FINE

(First quote in the book)

oh

.

you where right.

noo

No

*were

I said spy

LMAO

Fr

Youre so fine

you were right

UNGH

“Hello your computer has virus”

No

“We should meeting”

TYSM

I said spy instead of spy

Lmao

Abt smthin else

FUCK

Huh?

u were right

Haha

About what

he deserves more

patroclus is doing great

LMAO

Who?

Charlie who’s your man whore this time btw

AWWWW

stop

my plant

No im just curious

i named him patroclud

he's not a man whore

s

nd

I have to go

What kind of pop-listening whore names their fucking plant

Bye

bye bbg

GN

lol

pls someone get the reference

plsss

I'm sorry

begging

0.5 of my cactus

Your pfp looks like the girl from the princess and the frog.

Jake has q cacti?

me

pls someone get the referenceeeee

I have a coneflower her name is asshole

PLD

BECAUSE IT NEVER WANTS TO GROW

SO SHE IS A ASSHOLE

Nobody likes Greek mythology

.

you ppl suck

I do.

Roman mythology is where it’s at

shutul

shutup

W

youbutcg

SCOTTISH MYTHOLOGY

ihateuoj

aww i can suck u

guvkyou

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Spartan culture is basically Russia.

uhateyou

fuckoff

dumb

wgorss

Sparta was fucking awesome

jjn

bj

ilove u

nj

Boys get drafted at 6- steal for food- die.

Russia

Fuck you

UNGH

no you don’t fuck offf

That’s a massive green didldo

Size of my dick

*dildo

Party size

Cap

Fuck

Didgeridoo

gtg bye my peeops

My chat was frozen

guys

why

Umm

Did WJE just break for you guys or just me

whyehywgueguu

My chat is fucked up

BRB

Nvm

What the fuck just happened

Matthiasssssss

suutup

shutol

shuyu

i gtg bye guysss have fun

shuyl

djuyp

sjutl

Amy are you on drugs

dubo

YES

Jk

msybr

kinda

Go sleep it’s like 10 PM

nyquil

lots

ofit

Bro had wisdom teeth removed

I SAID BYE

guys

Sigma meal

NyQuil is yummy.

Yes?

Huh?

no just nyquil

srvere

smash

I fucking love nyquil

is what i would say

Fr

Who wouldn’t smash Dave fucking Strider

if anyone loved me

your mom

cause i’m fuckingher

go go go go

milfpusy

UNGH

Im zure theres someome

shutup

with

head so good she a honor roll

the homestuck

she ride that dick like a carnvial

i dun did the impossille

.

stopstopsrupstupp

These rhymes stretchy as FUCK

Me?

shud

stop

fk

b

stop

STOP

Ayop

sstop

φυκυαλλ

JAKE FUCKING STOP

στοπ

σηυδυπ

έκατε

Jake.