Hoes

1st comment

shut upp

I got 100th

1000th*

I'm special

meh

cool

?

?

cool

meh

snowflake

coconuts

ice

creamsicle

uhuhu

uhuhu

edgar

is dead

what

Guys I made a mistake

I'm a mistake

Yes you are, I made you while I was drunk with the homies

ik

But I made another mistake

who

I mean what

I accidentally gave up my god powers

uhm

sir

I didn’t read the fine print

i got hooooeees

what is my search history

calllin

as of rn

on all my niggas phones

💀

Your search history right now? I do not know I am no longer God

who is

then

Some old guy that burns a lot

THERE IS NO GOD

*burps

oh nvm

I'd like him then

Yoooooo can you banish sinners who do not listen to RAP???

AH HELL NAH ITS DRUNK RICKK

I am no longer god my child

BET ITS DRUNK RICK

Ok then tell the NEW GOD to do it

*uuuurp* guys I’m g-god now

I

FUCKIN

CALLED

ITTT

I’m like *uuurp* the biblical God

real

biblically accurate

*uuurp* yea fr dawg

Drunk rick is the NEW GOD????

Rap haters? Gotchu dawg they’ll all get STDS AND AIDS

Yesssssirrr *urp*

LESSSGGGGOOOO

Now LEO and ARSON will finally get gutted

I don't hate rap tho💀

y u coming after me dude

Ok fine, LEO and JAZZY will get gutted

Gothic dawg

hi arson

hiii

u feelin better??

What the fuck is your avatar-

Gotchu dawg I’ll make them fuck each other and then get STDS

drunk rickk

no

u never had ur rap battle w rapboat

wassup

It was supposed to be with HOMELESS JAMAL

Rick vs jamal

ohhhh

Sup Jesus, ur Dad gave me all his powers so now I’m God

nvm then

I could HOST it though…

:((

hey god can you give me laser hand swords

Oh I just *uurp* snapped him outta existence

lightsaber is copyrighted

good

RICKK

wtf u mean

Sure thing dawg *gives laser hand swords*

can I uh have idk

but I want smth

uhh

Luciferian ass shit

What u want dawg

yea

hheheheheh

Jesus GEUSS what I js looked up

bad ethan

Yo Ethan since I’m the new god *uurp* u can be as horny ad you want dawg

WHAT DDO U MEAN THO

How many bars does michael the angel cost?

Well you CHANGED it to two innocent doggos

And then changed it AGAIN as i wrote that comment…

BER

BET

Go wild dawg

IGH bet tht

rq

*uurp* what’s up?

users on quotev

yummy

what

hey tired puppy

did u post May?

oh damn 128

not yet

ok doko

tbh I cant find the first video

wat u doin???

oop

idk if it actually paused or not\\

I'm watching terrifier two

Who the fuck is this

u

RERE LOOK AT MY TAGLINE ON Q

heheheheehehheheheh

Bro’s hair is merging into his head

*uuuurp*

girl I'm at school still

Ethan dawg chill out with the red head porn

and y u not at school???

I'm at my mommys

I think I only have the first video ):

yh I do

I can tell by the smthin smthin walking into a bar then screaming

me at school too

*uurp* guys I’m God now, tell me what ya want

alr rere' its uploading but I only have the first video

wade is devious

I am devious.

Lemme check his search history

Holy fucking shit dawg that’s wild!

???

Lemme check urs

what?

HOLY FUCKINT SHOT DAWG THATE WILDER

wymm

Ethan chill with the lesbian porn dawg, you and wade watch too much

.

Jake only watched gay porn with big black guys

wait wait wait WHAT

Lemme check urrr search history Cupcake

wym

heh lmao

MHmHmHmHmHM…stop googling Furry Conventions

what

i do not

I’m looking at ur search history rn

Stop with the furry stuff, it’s worse than Jake’s black guy obsessionm

oh

oh wait

*uuurp* huh

O-oh Ethan dawg just found our ur girlfriend has a secret Onlyfans

yeah , no.

U want the account? Or just want me to delete it from existence?

delete.

Gotvhu dawg, it’s gone

yes

hi

Honestly I’m bored so im just gonna give Jazzy AIDS *urp*

omg look at it now thenn

heh

srry

sorry? for??????

oh nvm

this my history

*uuurp* that’s better

hi jazzy

bitch

hi cupcake

like my wallpaper

pig?

crazy.

also I called jazzy pig

oop

since PFP lmao

its Peppa pig get it right

Guys should I give Jazy STDS too?

I'ma out

i was the one who destroyed the oceangate sub

it was fun

jazzy

Good job Jesus

logitech controller

yes?

Next let’s purge the furrys

and im single now :(

damn that was fast

Jazzy now has AIDS, STDS, and her left tit had cancer

ik

bro wtf

what happened?

😭😭 lmaooo

guys

I didn't see

can u say it again

I'm making a video tn

wht should it be

I saw the 38 minute video lol

the one I just posted?

*uuurp* ur now the President of China

so

oh

who hates joe biden

yeah

me

how

me

I hate biden

he touches kids

Cupcake you’re the President of Japan now

and watches furry porn eating kids.

HOW

I'm still watching it but yeah I saw it lol

OPPPP

Ethan, you’re the…*urp* President of the United States now

jazzy ur now kim jong un

I need.

fuck yea

CHAT WE BOMBIN RUSSIA

I'm not that bad

Sends all nukes fucking possible.

*uuurp* hell yeah dawg

why

he is gonna kill us all

And you..you’re now a Nazi

hi

hi

bet

u bitch

jazzy

u ugly ass bitch

And u *uurp* Kim ur now a noble prize winner

u whore

idk who you are but ok

okk

ugly rat look at you

reshow?

bitch be fucking fr

u so fuckin ugly

so are you like stfu

reshow? what was it?

*uuuurp*

looking like a trash can

oh.

caley this isnt nesecary

💙🌀 𝓢𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓸 𝓝𝓪𝓰𝓲🌀💙 ur now the president of canada

OH WE ROASTING JASSY? BET

huh?

wade spawned in fr

yessir

stop being so mean to jassy

frfr

wade ur now the queen of england

LOL

bitch you can not be talking u lookin like a whole pepa pic u childish bitch

bitch

QUEEN

HAHHAHHA

wsp

BRO SHOW MORE I

NEED

MORE

hi monkey

NOW

CALEY LISTEN TO ME

wsp cosmo

says the one who is 20 fucking years old

U MONKEY ASS

COSMOOO

she's 14......

JASSY LOOKING LIKE THE LOW BUDGET VETERAN DISCOUNT BLACK FRIDAY DEAL DOLLAR STORE GOODWILL PUBLIC DOMAIN FANMADE HORROR MOVIE VERSION OF AMY

ENOUGH ETHAN RESIT

NO

MORE

NOWW

NO

SHY GIRL WENT INTO UR ROOM.

U LOOK LIKE THIS UGLY RAT

wade shut up

NOW SEND

god

OR ELSE

NAH

Oi hell yeah

3.

OR ELSE WHAT

WAIT

age rev :)

KIM IS CALEY

NAH

3

2

BUDDY BLACK MAIL

Wannabe Amy looking ass bitch

K

OK

kk Ty :)

<3 my pookie

LOW BUDGET ASS DISCOUNTED AMY

said that yesterday

STOP BEING SO MEAN TO JASSY

that jazzy

MONKEY ASS BITCH

BOOTLEG ASS

YOU STUPID SON OF A BICTH /im sending/

you look like a monkey

SHE MONKEY ASSSSSSSSS RAT LEGS

Dude fr im just better

nuh uh im the best

y cant yall see me tf

Monkey ass low budget rat dr. Seuss one fish two fish red fish blue fish looking ass

e a sports

It’s in the game

jazzy you now have aids

ik

JASSY I APOLOGIZE ABOUT WADE

its ok leoo

Give the bitch aids

I'm used to it now

KYS WADE

U deserve it u fucking hoe

YOU CANT BE TALKING ABOUT "UGLY"

DR SEUSS IS FIRE

FUCKINT slit

JAKE

DADDY

I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS HIM HES LITERALLY MY SOUL ANIMAL

can everyone stop being so mean to jassy

JOIN ME IN INSULTING JEZZY

Jake is here?

wsp jake

Yes

jake

Ethan join us in insulting Jassy

jake i saw your crimes with madi

...

fuck you guys honestly