Hiiii.

hi

hi

hi

hru

hru

oop ok

oop ok

Hi

HIIII

Goooooooood morning!

HIIII

HIHIHI

HEYYY

HI HOW ARE YOUUU

GOOOOD HBU

Baaaaaaaaaad morning¡

PRETTY GOODDDDD

YIPPEE

i accidentally slept in again ☹️

IM GOOD TOO

Oop

YAY UK

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY UK

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY MAL

how my morning went

GASPPPP

I woke up at like 6 it was awful

GUYS THE WEATHER IS ALREADY GETTINT CHILLY

>woke up >got some gabagool >took a shit >left my bed

LILE ALL 70s

in that order btw

i woke up at 6 and then fell back asleep lmao

aight gngy 🥀🥀

Niceeee

what u think this is a fucking joke

i can show my underwear for proof

ILL BRB IN LIKE 5 MIN IM DRIVING TO THE GROCERY STORE

wait nevermind

I woke up in the afternoon because i dont have school HA loserd

i dont have underwear

shut up you ain’t tough man

it chafes my quilly dick

OKOK

I'm in class rn so I'm on and off taking notes lmao

HAHA

i love deleting comments

Delete mine

okok brb

teeing my rex to this rn

Cya

UK did you end up getting the loung link to work

>SO WHAT IF YOU COULD SEE

>THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME

and/or do you have discord

HELL FUCKING YES

>NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

Nope

>AND WE BELIEVE

rip

>ITS NOT THE REAL ME

Rip

rest in pepperonis

me breaking into mal's house to remind her she can't delete comments irl

🥀

lmk if you get the link to work lol

Lol

rextards still on suicide watch 24 years later 🥀

#ForeverMogged

never forget the JUVENILE Ingen Spinosaurus swiped the floor of the adult bull Tee "microarms" Wrecks

back

damn that died

MAL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE RN

🥀

What

huh??

Ohhh you heard me lil bro

too bad you ain’t here irl

calling the navy rn

they deal with air things right

bitch you literally aren’t tough the fuck 😭

Little timmy calls the navy.

No im better than that

Im Utahraptor ostrommaysorum

ahuhahuh sure pal

Whatever the fuck that is

>my wife when i forgot to buy her tampons

Wtf

i got stuck behind this fucker going 20 mph in a 40 😭😭

looks like i'm getting raped again... #awkward!!! 😬

What

shut up bro

you should brake check him

Damn

im on your side 🥀

well i ain’t on yours

On her side in what?

u should cut his brake lines

next red light

so..no

that’s illegal?

no thanks?

not illegal if u dont get caught

🙄🙄🙄

it would speed up ur schedule thats for sure

evading police certainly does add quite a few miles

i ain’t even in the car anymore

oh i thought u were texting while driving

bro jake j dipped

guess ur not kool like me

no i value my life

Damn

dumb fuck

Kool aids.

i beat fnaf 2 10/20 mode while driving a toyota corolla off the overpass

get on my level

no

i also fractured my spine and 18 bones tho so

theres that

but ONLY 18

I fractured 207💀☠️

My gf has 206 bones in her body

now 205

Now 201

Now 197...

cool

i used the IV drip as lube

driving home brb

happy travels

Cya

SORRY I HAD TO LEAVE CLASS

does anyone know how to use command prompt?

t rex or spinosaurus

think fast

That happened to me once so I kind of just...whipped around him

Spino easily

I have a spino on my desk rn

>doesn't brake check him so are you all amateur drivers or wut? don't u want insurance claims? -_-

got my spino in my hand rn

I have a pet spino

Such a good boy he is

spinsor :D

no

kys

Yes

that was mee

i forgot i was not log in

Crazy

badk

DINO

HI

imma blow up a jail house

HI MAL

Welcome badk Mal

spinsor :3

HIIIIIII JAKE

LOOK LOOK

WOW

tytyty uk

I WAS PLAYING THIS THIS MORNING

WHILE I WAS GETTING READY

yo

I miss my old cd player :(

OMGOMG WHAT DID YOU THINK???????

Yo

FANTASTIC I LOVE IT

i lowkey forgot you were alive

Same

anyways how you doing pookie

WHATS YOUR FAV

ON IT

Doing good pookie

UHHHHH

w

SO FAR TEENAGERS BUT I THINK IF I LISTEN TO THE ALBUM A FEW MORE TIMES I'LL HAVE A COUPLE FAVES

COOL COOL

HOW WAS THE GROCERY STORE?

I LIKE THE SHARPEST LIVES

GOOOD

OOOH THAT ONE'S GOOD

THESE ARE MY CAR CDS

OMG I WANT THAT SOUNDGARDEN ALBUM SO BAD

holy baste

Baste

MOM

I HAVE BADMOTOFINGER AND THE BLACK HOLE SUN SINGLE BUT THAT'S IT

bunghole sun

I NEED TO LISGEN TO IT I HAVENT YET

IT'S SO GOOD

MY DAD TOLD ME TO

I BETTTTT

FELL ON BLACK DAYS IS AWESOME

OOOOO

OKIK

*okok

I CANT TYPE

Okkonko

i killed someone

I GOT A CELSIUS

NICE NICE

no one cares

VERY NICE

I'm in between classes rn but I walked ALLLL the way back to my dorm 😭

bro why am I wearing a hoodie and sweatpants in august This is not ok

but but he was hitler the 3rd

whyyyyy

got an uzi in ur backpack too

Cause I didn't wanna wait in the business building for an hour lol

lmao fair

I was gonna get breakfast but it's already late and I'm done with class at like 12 something so I'll just have a brunch or smth

bro the weather this week is not very august-ish

oo fair fair

IKR

It's hella hot here but maybe that's just texas lmao

WHAT IS THIS

>texas omw

WILD

FR

Bro 77° what the fuck

IT'S IN THE 80S AND EARLY 90S ALL WEEK HERE BUT IT'S ALSO GOING TO RAIN FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT 😭

How is 77 possible

Farenheit

Oh

LMAO

here uk

Thank you.

UK used to constant gloomy skies

de nada

Celsius is such a weird unit of measurement

frfr

it confuses me

America is so based for being one of the only like 3 countries to use farenheit

frfrfr

it’s way better

Nah bro i dont understand farenheit at all

No wonder brits write songs where they're like "I'm noooot here this aint happening" I wouldnt want to either

Ok think of it like this

0 degrees F is like

0% hot

and 100 degrees is 100% hot

And everything after that is just too much

and beyond that is fucking excessive

lmfao

got my hand on my degrees rn

Damn

hehehe

ok

brake check him btw

im at home dumbass

brake check him from hom

*home

insurancemaxxing 💪

took the words right outta my mouth

😭🙏

You shouldve followed their car home.

relax purple aki

Damn

whaaaaat

>omg gabagool ur so brave to join the navy to serve ur country <3 >why i actually joined

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat

thats cool as fuck

hold on i have more

doxxing my grandpa isnt cool

ooooo

Ijuihoji

sorry i'm like semi-active my dad's calling me rn lol

lmaoo

uh oh

I was scared chat was gonna die whenni typed this

mama bird's tending to the nest 🥀

what

do you smell that

i think i just smelled

some butterflies

i farted cutely

and quite possibly heard

an ass

no its methane gas

rolling downtown

OH NO

ASSHLEY

SHE'S AT IT AGAIN

THAT DAMN ASS

DUMBASS

QUITE LITERALLY

YEAH

ugh now the couch isnt comfy anymore

Tell the couch it better shape the fuck up and get comfy

The typa shit i get recieved at 3 am

i did and it laughed and said no

❤️

how DARE it

tell it you'll kill its family in full view of it

im sure that'll shape it right up

its disrespecting my cool amazing self

yeah check that couch's hard drive

ok

ok

I cannot BELIEVE that disrespect

frfrfr so rude

almost as rude as calling me

a

bonutcrack

Hahahaha

IM SORRY

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

AHUH SURE

AND I APOLOGIZED PROFUSELY

AHUH

YOU DONT "ACCIDENTALLY" TYPE OUT A LONG AS WORD

SUCH AS

BONUTCRACK

WELL

YOU CALLED ME ONE TOO!

UH

NO

NO BONUTECRACK CALLING

UH

YEAH

YA DID

MEANIE BOBEENIE

NO I DIDNT

ANOTHER MEAN NAME???

IM SO

HEARTBROKEN

CRESTFALLEN

MELANCHOLY

GASP

This is an amazing word how was I not aware of this

its such a good word

It's a fantastic word

frfrfr

IT DESCRIBES HOW I FEEL NOW

mannnn I don't wanna go to my next class 😭😭😭

WELL I APOLOGIZED!!!!

BUT

YOU CALLED ME

A BONUTCRACK

I ASKED HOW I COULD MAKE IT UP TO YOU AND YOU SAID THERE WAS NOTHING

AND

A MEANIE BOBEENIE

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAH WAH WAH

just infect yourself

with something nasty

then u wont have to go!

skip

i cant do that, im in college now 😔

If I miss more than 75% of the lectures I FAIL

IT'S TERRIBLE

ICK

IKR

YUCK

10 more minutes and then I gotta leave

but I MIGHT be able to be on during class

nooooooooo

YIPPEE

hopefully 🙏

🤞

I'm gonna try and get wje on my phone so I can have it on the go

ooooo yippeeee

but my parents put some kind of weird restriction on it so I gotta do some finicking

lmao i have weird restrictions too

😔😔😔

#twinning

which made sense when i got my phone at like 12...

but im almost 17 now...

EXACTLY

I AM LITERALLY GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL WTF

why do i need permission to download apps and why does my phone shut off at 11

THEY DONT EVEN KNOW ITS 11 EITHER

THEY CHANGED IT WHILE THEY WERE IN EUROPE FOR ONE NIGHT AND THEN FORGOT TO PUT IT BACK

LMAO NICE

ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SET FOR 9:30

MY DAD DID THAT TO MINE ONCE

9 FUCKING 30

I figured out how to get rid of screen time without a password once but I lowkey forgot

REMEMBER

I had to like sync it to my computer and then transfer it to a new phone lmao

daaaaamn

ive considered being sneaky and using my old phone

i think its in my dads desk

but it prolly doesnt work anymore cus its RLLY old

My parents are gonna be back here in mid september but after that I'm gonna manually disable the surveillance vpn they put on it and ask if my mom can give me the screen time password

WHICH SHE SOMEHOW FORGOT

BROOOO

IKR

STRICT PARENTS ARE SO ANNOYING SOMETIMES

SERIOUSLY

LIKE I APPRECIATE THE PROTECTION AND CARE N STUFF

BUT RELAX A LIL PLEASE

MHM MHM

ITS SO OVERBEARING SOMETIMES

FRRRRRRR

like i got insta once and didnt tell them

cus all my friends have it

i didnt post anything and you could see on my screen time i spent like 10 mins on it daily

literally only looked at my friends posts n stuff

AND I GOT IN TROUBLE AND WAS TOLD TO DELETE IT SMHSMH

SMH SMH SMH

and was told maybe i could have it wheni im 17 so...

🤞

🙏🙏

You NEED to see my dinosaur stories

I WANNA SEE THEM SO BADDDD

I need to like download them all or something lmao

SOME OF THE PHOTOGRAPHY IS REALLY NICE

YES

WHAAAAAT

YEAH I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO SOME OF EM

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL

GRACIAS GRACIAS

DE NADA MEIN FREUND

TEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEE

BUTTCRACK

muahahahahaha

BUUUUUTTTTTTCRACKKKK

I laughed SO HARD when I looked up and saw that for the first time 😭

BAHAHAHA GOOD

I LAUGHED WHEN I TYPED IT

SO SILLY

SILLY SILLY

SILLY WILLY

willy

WAIT I WAS LOOKING FOR AN EMOJI WHAT WAS THAT

🤨🤨🤨

Lol

lmaooo

alright time to slave away back to class

noooo you poor slave

Literally me

I'LL BE BACK AT LIKE 1:15 YOUR TIME THOUGH

BAHAHAHA

THATS VERY VERY FAR AWAY SMH

I KNOW :(

STUPID COLLEGE

I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO TIME TRAVEL

AND THEN JUST SKIP TO THE END

👍

LMAO OKOK

ALR I'LL BRB

BYEEEEEEE

CYAAAAAAAAAAA BUH BYE

👋👋👋

😋😋😋😋😋

i like that emoji

when i see whipped cream come out of my old AA batteries:

...

wtf is that ur mums vibrator

tf

...

honest question btw

k

hey mal what would u do if u woke up this morning and suddenly u realized

oh i forgot to have breakfast

how would u feel

fine

why do you keep asking me that