Hiii.

hiiiiiiiiii

hii

im so bored

ive went to reddit

to talk to poeple

oop

and they are

really fucking stupid

nd annoying asf

oop

😭

he said to

cahnge the topic

bc he was gonna throw up

bruh

i kinda wanna do the roast me thing on reddit

but im not psosting myself

to adults

i made cookies

ooo

real

wanna see the message i woke up to this morning from rui?

ooop

like wth😭

😭

i miss rui bro

he catn get on for another

1 hour and 37 mins

damn

then my internet turns off 50 mintues after he gets home

so we can balrey talk

noooo

Mal.

yeah?

why?

uh ok

(:

:)

...

soo

hru

im okay

fair

hru?

im pretty good

www.youtube.com/shorts/Kq2Im4dSZMc

lmao

theres someonone at my hosue

he put smthin at my door?

hes wearing like one of those yellow vests

like contrustion workers

oop

im shaking rn

oh damn

wyd?

js sitting in bed

you?

watching yt

wait

i have school fuck

doing sw

oh damn

my dad checks my sw tdy

and i have like

not much done

uh oh

i just hope he belives i say it hard to make progress cause its counting for the whole semester

+im behind

but i also started 4 weeks late

ohh damn

im like

90% sure hes gonna be mad

but its okay

today wont last too long

damn

heymal

hiiiii

hi flappy

flappy

do you know btrix

the site/app

La Reina, are you the person who told me you like eevee

yeah

we’re doing an digital art thingy in art class

oh?

thats so cute omg

ta-daa

i cant do digital art to save my life

i suck at physical art

im good at tht

i keep breaking my pencils when i try

...

how?

i push down to hard

ohh

awww

and when i lighten up, i do it to much and i cant see it

shiny eevee is being hung up

and is happy about it

aint no way flappy said hi then dipped bro😭

damn

thats valid

your good at what your good at

yea

im colddd bro

brb

hiw ait im back

welp, imma go draw more stuff

i am making my friend a birthday card cuz i have off rn

oooo

oooh

flappy?

the like app/site

i know of it but ive never used it b4

why

would it be possible to talk tu yu there

i cant call or anything idk

why what do u need

i just need to talk to you

i dont need to call

its okay if not

wait yes

couldu wait like

15 ish minutes

i have to do smthg real quick

yeah

but then i shoulld be able to

okokok brbrb

okok

charlie how many times are you going to change your profile

I'm starting to lose track

lmao

h3ehehhee

i shall never stop

hiiii loveeee

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwoICeTWkm4

hi

hi

hi

hi

falppy

you good now?

yes

https://b24-s5yux0.bitrix24.com/~98Kel

thats the link

flappy don't click it

it's a virus

no its not bro

it will give you autism flappy

Which wouldn't change much

so many people fucking use it

lmfao

but still

don't do it flaps

not worth it!!!1!!!1

jake

stop

its not a virus

send the ss again

let flaps decide that

i dont have autism

wrong ss

....

That's exactly what an autistic person would say

no yeah anywyays

its not

leeitn gme sign up

so

at least she isnt gay.

oh okay

thats fine

it's already installed the virus then

you're cooked

bye fappy

omfg

*flappy

fappy

You should step back from your computer

It might explode

girl huh 😭

Idk what the virus does

Better safe than sorry

so trrue

im lowk finna miss yall omg😭

r u leaving

?

kinda

sweetheart wtf are you on rn???

there is one (1) actual proper english word in that sentence

ONE

?

nerd

I'm on WorstJokesEver.com

im just that good

More like "person with common fucking knowledge of the English language"

🦗🦗🦗🦗

Not my fault I bothered to pay attention in elementary school

🤤

um

🪨

🐈‍⬛

why are you drooling

swallow

🍿

ok yeahhh but why did u pt it out

mhsh

"pt" huh?

mhsh?

what are these peasant terms?

you didnt capitalize the w

hehehe

capitalize the start of your sentence mr. english police

mals so smart

I needn't capitalize it when efficient typing is more necessary

but I will still follow BASIC GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING RULES

no i js know english well

*B

i do but i dont use it

do u not take notes

i use it when i write my books

thats about it

*N *I *just

*I *I

*That's

please stop correcting me, it act pmo

nuh uh gng i aint finna do any of dat shit you catch my drift gngy

You people have infected me to ignore my natural tendency to speak properly

I used to capitalize and punctuate nearly all of my sentences on here

wtf😭

Now I am forced to stoop to your levels of bullshittery to have any semblance of a meaningful conversation.

This is what you have taken from me.

muahahaha im infecting him with my bad grammar

stop using periods

you lowk sound like dagger rn

its so aggressive

yeah jake dont be like dagger

weirdo

"No gang, I am not going to do any of that shit. Do you catch my drift, gang?"

thats weird jake

why are you obsessed

thats weird jake

stop copying dagger

weirdo

I will do it.

thats fucking weird.

I will go full Dagger.

pls dont 😭

NO

should be a comma be4 first gang

pls no i will close my computer and be done with internet for the day

Nice and literacy-concerned Jake will no longer exist.

i love nice jake

Good point, I missed that.

stop the grammar

im going to text ricchie if you go dagger mode

it feels so aggressive

and scary and mean

no me gusta

I refuse to engage in the cessation of proper speech.

You will deal with it.

no i wont

And you will not complain.

im texting ricchie

And if you do, there is always the wall.

cant complain if im no longer responding.

ooo i like that

*I cannot complain if I am no longer responding.

ok bye

Goodbye, Flappy.

Man this sucks

I'm sticking with the capitalization and proper conjuctions

BRUH

I KEEP SEARCHING UP

But the punctuation is gay as fuck

THANK YOU

"how to unblock someone on xbox app:"

AND THE TAB GETS BLCOKED

I thought you were joking about that

I LOVE YOU OMG

Stop it

Or I'm deleting your xbox account entirely

FINDIENIF

FINE

Many of the smartest people are saying RAPBOAT should be the MOD

I WONT

I PROMSIE I WONT

i wont

Good.

I'm dead fucking serious too, don't go back to him.

You see the periods?

Yes ma'am.

That's me being serious Jake.

oh so im not loved.

It means I'm 2 Legit 2 Quit.

ok i see how it is.

wsg

I love you too lmao

sure you do.

hii

Wet Sagging Genitalia

oh my gosh EW

Wet soggy goop

Where's sexy Gru?

Who slapped Gerald?

in my basement.

watch mickey goon

Whores singing graciously

BRO

hot dog!

rui just got offline

couldve texted him ):

where'd you get the m from

my ass

im js saying stuff

not for the wsg

the wheres sexy gru made me think of micjey

mickey

...

bro what.

fr?

yeah it was traumatic

um

Rip

WJE funeral?

Holy shit, what HAPPENED

yes

LET'S RUN IT

RIGHT NOW

YEAH

nah its a joke this is dap

worstjokesever.com/community/p/68d42fcedaf0ca331bc8db1b

That joke SUCKED bro

Too late

You're already dead get your ass in the funeral NOW

just felt like trolling since I haven't been on

Bro I actually thought you were being SERIOUS

ik but I thought Id check if you guys would believe it

bro i was lowk said cause you helped me and lowk saved my life when i gave you my dads number

i didnt lmao

too many ppl have faked their deaths here

i dont trust anyone

lol real

fr

when i die

lmao

yall aint finna know

ima js disapear

damn it will be on the news

aint no way im getting my family on here

they gonna ground me from the grave

welp cya I gtg to my next class

bye

cya

no but fr when i die ill make sure yall know

wouldn't you already be grounded, if your in the ground?

fuck you dude

hello

hi

hru?

good hbu

FUNERAL

EVERYONE

NOW

GO TO THE FUNERAL

HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT PLEASE

honesty idk

no.

RIGHT HERE

RIGHT NOW

i put the offer out

i dont wanna chase you down ik you see it

you run

with me

and i can cut you free

out of the drudgery and walls you keep in

...

what

FUNERAL.

NOW.

IM AT THE FUCKING FUNERAL

O MY WORD