Hiii!

guys

2 stalkers

talk

nuh uh

thats not very nice.

hi

nuh uh

heyyy heorin

heroin

opium

lmao

there was a guy called cocaine gorrila on here earlier today saying he was my longlost cousin and wanted to have incest sex with me

oh

interesting

Yuuuuuuuuur

hey wade

heroin monkey

yur

its me your long lost dad

MAL

Wade what did u want to talk to me abt earlier?

MAL ILY

oh

;(

can i have non incest sex with you

Later

HIII

MY REPLIES ARE DELAYED

SORRY AMY

I LOVE YOU

SO ARE MINE

WTF THIS IS SO WEIRD

I HAVE TO RELOAD THE PAGE

oh my fucking god

asg

you keep saying that. you do realise that its nearly 11 pm where I live, I can't stay up and keep waiting

ME TOO

i dont

aight i switched back to my main it works now

same!

I’ll chat when you when I chat you.

aderal chimpanzee is me

lmao

i have to sometimes but not always

OH

ITS WORKING NOW

:(((

its my fault

im

um

my real alt is called opium ape

I ain't staying up tho. So you'll have to do it soon or tomorrow

i wasnt talking to you amy

I’ll do it whenever the fuck I want.

but like

why

WHATD I DOOO

also also kris

wade do i have your support for the mod vote

wjat

kris you’re not a canidate

the mods choose the candidates

how do you know-a]pf[.' ?F

agojieagkaekgoegkweg

FUCK

oh

AWFWAGAWGAWGAGWAGSEHDRHGSE

Yea we find out the candidates on the 8th

WHO ARE THE CANIDATES

wait are you on your phone

NO

i know them

Then never? Knowing you. its fine by me. I don't have all day so I ain't gonna wait. Idrc why u want to talk to me Wade.

We find out on the 8th

well i know like 3 of them

THEN HOW DOES AMY KNOW IM NOT ONE

Shut the fuck up I’ll chat you when I’m ready.

Nah

fancy

Idc when you do it

WADE

ETHAN

shut up ethan

ethan picked madi, sah picked toast, idk who jake picked, and those are the only active mods

But you'll probs start talking when im asleep

shut up wade

MAL

el isnt it like 11 o clock for you

my 9 year old brothers having a tantrum cus my mom wont let him mop CUS HE WASNT LISTENING

Then read it whenever you want, idfc

are 2 mods allowed to pick the same person

Tf

kris do you have isaac’s number

no

nd my 3 year old sister is screaming cus shes a sick toddler

im actually gonna shoot someone

yea

Fine :/

i only have a twin brother

can you ask him if i can have it

shore

thanks bro

Me! Me! Me!

Toast for mod ✌️

Lemme break it down, so the mods(Ethan, Jake, SaH) choose people who they think should be mod, THEN when they have their candidates WE(the community) vote on it, and if the mods think it’s rigged, they’ll choose themselves

bruh hes like SCREAMING cus my dad was like "youre going back to centre" (the lower elementary school) "cus youre acting like a toddler"

nd hes like "NO IM NOT GOING BACK TO CENTRE"

wade

thoughts on The Marvels?

nd then my mom who works there was like "they dont take 9 year olds" nd he was like "UH YEAH THEY DO"

I’m in no rush to talk to you, so give me time.

oh cool

i’m sorry :(

Haven’t seen it but Captain Marvel looks hot and Beast is in the End Credits so that’s cool

Ok? Anyway why is it so important that you need time?

I’m calling you Hunger Games from now on, or Katniss

OMG SHES ACTUALLY SO HOT. LIKE SHE WEARS THIS SILHOUETTE THING AND OMG

Because I wanna put your fucking head through a fucking wall

ALSO ALSO I THINK KAMALA KHAN IS ONE OF MY TOP 5 NOW SHES SO FUNNY

he says you already have it

GUYS IM DYING LAUGHING

Based

AND IM SO EXCITED FOR THE YOUNGER MARVEL GENERATION

WADE TALKNTO ME BRO

MY MOM WAS LIKE "you didnt listen to me you heard me" TO MY BROTHER

AMY

MY FRIENDS THINK IM TOO NERDY

ND HE WAS LIKE "yes i heard what you said but i didnt do what you said"

Idc how long u take, I'm probs gonna kms in the next few days anyway coz of stuff happening at home...

YES YES SORRY WAIT

I skipped Ms. Marvel, I got through the first episode and died of cringe

OMFG HES ACTUALLY AN IDIOT

YOU ALREADY HAVE HIS NUMBER

My mom yells at my little siblings a lot it’s funny

STOP. THE SERIES WAS CRINHE BUT SHE WAS SO FUNNY IN THE MOVIES

MY BROTHER IS FUCKING RETARDED ISTG ITS SO FUNNY

ONCE HE SAID TO ME THAT A TOSS WAS A TYPE OF THROW SO IT WASNT A THROW

ALSO I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN SHE RECRUITED KATE BISHOP

YO HOLD UP KATE BISHOP?

I don’t think I can be frenemies with you anymore..

My sister is a different kind of retarded istg

im never watching madame web

I have stuff going on at home and then whenever ur online, u hate me

it’s a bad movie, but like it’s genuinely funny and idk it felt like a filler, but it had important lore pieces

El fucking drop it

I FUCKIN LOVE ARCHER SUPERHEROES

NO WAIT I MEANT THE TRAILER LOOKED GOOD

ALSO WADE IM ON SEASON 5 NOW

I HAVENT WATCJED THE MOVIE YET

thats craY

OMG YES HAWKEYE KATE BISHOP ARROW

AMY YOU WATCH ARROW?

Amy..it looked fan made!

Idk anymore... i'm just gonna leae this site

A LITTLE YEAH IM TRYNA WATCH MORE

...

The hate us justified, but that’s what I was gonna talk to you about

also wait kris i don’t think i saved it

G4WEJGYKUKUYKKLI

does it start with 410v

AMY MADAME WEB LOOKED FANMADE

That’s what you’ve been fucking saying

it starts with 812

The ONLY good part about Madame Web is the “plot”

OKAY LOOK I JUST WANTED A DECENT MOVIE OKAY I WAS TRYNA HYPE MYSELF UP

I WANT MARVEL TO GO BACK TO THE OLD DAYS.

I MISS ACTUALLY BEING EXCITED FOR NEW MOVIES

ohhhh

THE GIRL WHO PLAYS LIVE ACTION DORA IS ON THE FAR LEFT

Smash

*RIGHT

That’s a nice ass plot they got there..

OMG YES

remove the plot ;)

I AM ONLY gonna watch the movie to see Sydney Sweeney in a tight Spider-Man suit

isnt dora canonicly like 4 in the cartoons

bros horny

“That’s my secret Cap..I’m always horny.”

BRO ONG

SYDNEY SWEENEY COULD VIOLATE MY RIGHTS

NOT IN THEATERS

r u lesbian

HORNY BROS UNITE

W

ONLY WATCH IT IN THEATERS IF THE TICKETS ARE LESS THAN $15

amys a boy

bi myself

heroin

no

bros gonna watch r34 of madame web

yes

She plays for both teams and got rejected by both

Damn

what

im also bi

amys a boy

so i like men

my spine hurts

Ethan help that means all these people in this chat might wanna fuck me..

Disgusting

yikes

im sorry 😭

tf

Frozen pizza is such a w

Flappy got BANED

oh

wait i’m back

Oh guys.. before I go for those of u that don't know, its my birthday :)

no my school chairs just suck ass

FLAPPY

H

HIHIJI

AMY

H

HIII

Ok

hey

that’s mean

:(

I don’t mean it

happy birthday :)

well...bye

okay wait i gotta go

Yuuuuur

thx :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EL

thxx

crazy

Happy borthday

im gonna go eat another ding dong

thx

imma go now

happy bday el

thx

13 inche edible dildo is wild

guys tomorrow imma be 15 1/2

HAOOY BC

BD

thx

Imagine being 15

SO IS EMILY EXCEPT SHES NOT 15

WOWWW

HAPPY EARLY HALF BDAY

LMAO

OMG!

i have to wait until november 😭

THANK YOU

THAT MEANS YOU CAN DRIVE!

YEAH!!!

THATS THE ONLY REASON I REMEMBER

Imagine being…uh..*brain fart*

MALLARD

YOU SHOULD DRIVE

but now ill also always remember that march 5 is my half birthday

i turn 14 exactly one month from today

ok

IM SCARED BRO

REALL

imagine being dead in a pool

14

Imagine being uh….er…uhhh..A DUCK

My birthday is in eight days

no nut november

yayayayayay

I can actually partially tell the guy in your pfp is actually a guy, but not really

imagine not having a summer birthday

AT LEAST U WONT BE AS BAD AS MY BROTHER (probably)

MY BROTHER IS RLLY HORRIBLE AT DRIVING, AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER THAN HIM

Nah she won’t be as bad as me

no cause

he’s right

I'm on my phone and pc at the same time

if youre ever in a car use the metal part of the seatbelt as a bottle opener to open another beer

Hfhfhchf

Based W

Haa das cool

im just on a computer

Wade?

wait so what upcoming projects are you exc tired for

axcited

excited

both marvel and dc

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE

deadpool fa

fs

For them to make a fucking flash reboot because season 9 was ass

i’m also excited for the agatha series

I didn't even finish it

FUCKING FACTS

House of Harkness

GRANT CARRIED IT

YESSS

HEAR ME OUT

ONG

I WATCHED LIKE NONE OF THE CROSSOVERS

I ONLY WATCHED TILL EPISODE 3

i just don’t have enough energy 💀

what

l

Wheat

ironheart

barley

da fuq is ironheart

jizz

Ironheart? Oh tht

black teenager girl ironman

From Black Panther 2

oooh ebony women

butttt she’s going to collab with kamala and kate so maybe they’ll make it bettor

Ehhhh

Kate yes

STOP I LIKE KAMALA OKAY

SHES RELATABLE

AND AND

ebony is one of my most searched things on pornhub i tink

I meannnnnnn

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

OKAY SHES NOT HOT

do they have fur

no

In some shots

BUT SHES RELATABEL

so pipe down