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HIIIIIII

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

I SLEPT OKAY

I COULDNT FALL ASLEEP TIL I TOOK MELATONIN

spookSymphony

I WOKE UP AT 3 AM LMAO

NOOOOOO

SO I WROTE THE ENTIRE ESSAY IN ABOUT AN HOUR

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

GOOD JOB

I WROTE MINE AT LIKE 1 AM LMAO

I was very tired and made it overwhelmingly poetic lmao 😭

omg bahahahaha i bet it’s awesome

I BET YOURE GONNA REALIZE THAT YOURE COOLER

I BET *YOU* ARE GONNA REALIZE THAT *YOU* ARE THE COOLEST

NOPE

DID YOU EAT BREAKFAST?

spookSymphony

YEP

NUH UH

spookSymphony

YES ACTUALLY

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS

spookSymphony

I HAD A WAFFLE

YUMMERS

NOT YET BUT IM ABOUTTA MAKE A BAGEL

YESSIR

We're so good at being responsible and healthy 😎

frrrrrr

okay so i only want half a bagel and there’s already a half in the bag

but it’s the bottom half which has no yummy stuff on it

sooooo am i totally awful if i take the top half of a different one and leave 2 booty halves in the bag….

YIPPEE

OKOK

CYAAAAAAAAAA

MUAHAHAHAHAHA SO COOL

OOOO OKOK

I WILL!!!!

BUH BYEEEEWEEE

there was no cream cheese or spreadable butter so i had to use a stick of butter

and it does not take great

JAKE THE SQUIRREL FROM YESTERDAY IS TRYNA GET IN AGAIN

✦ Livvy ✦

._.

hi

mal

JAKE THE SQUIRREL FROM YESTERDAY IS TRYNA GET IN AGAIN

AWWW

I JUST SAW A SQUIRREL RUN ACROSS THE LAWN IN FRONT OF THIS BUILDING

AWWWWW

mal

there was no cream cheese or spreadable butter so i had to use a stick of butter

NOOOOO

spookSymphony

I JUST SAW A SQUIRREL RUN ACROSS THE LAWN IN FRONT OF THIS BUILDING

MAYBE IT WAS ME

MUAHAHAHAHA

this bagel is awful

mal

MAYBE IT WAS ME

NO CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE ANY BUTTERFLY WINGS

i can’t even taste the butter anymore so it’s gross

spookSymphony

NO CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE ANY BUTTERFLY WINGS

MAYBE I HID THEM

spookSymphony

Show that bagel who's boss

muahahahahaaha

BUT THE SQUIRREL DIDN'T HAVE A WEIRD BAGEL

I CHUCKED IT AS RANDOM PASSERSBY

JUST KIDDING I ATE IT

I used the word "passersby" in my essay and it sounded like it didn't fit in the sentence well 😭

it never sounds right 😭😭😭

WHY IS THE WORD BUILT LIKE THAT BROOOO

FOR REALSIES

YES

SHOES ARE THE BEST

WHAAAAAAAAAAT THOSE ARE SO COOL

I FUCKIN LOVE VANS

I HAVE SO MANY PAIRS OF THEM

I WEAR VANS AND NIKES AND THATS IT

I once wore an outfit that was almost ENTIRELY vans brand

I USED TO HAVE THE COOOOOOLEST HALLOWEEN VANS

mal

I WEAR VANS AND NIKES AND THATS IT

OH AND I WEAR KNOCK OFF BIRKENSTOCKS IN THE SUMMER CUS I CANT BE CONVINCED TO BUY $100 SANDALS

spookSymphony

I USED TO HAVE THE COOOOOOLEST HALLOWEEN VANS

WHAAAAAAAT

I HAVE 3 PAIRS OF PLATFORM VANS CUS IM SHORT

mal

OH AND I WEAR KNOCK OFF BIRKENSTOCKS IN THE SUMMER CUS I CANT BE CONVINCED TO BUY $100 SANDALS

DUDE YEAH WHY ARE BIRKENS SO EXPENSIVE

BUT THEYRE SO COOL

mal

I HAVE 3 PAIRS OF PLATFORM VANS CUS IM SHORT

I HAVE A PAIR THAT'S REAL CUSHIONY

spookSymphony

DUDE YEAH WHY ARE BIRKENS SO EXPENSIVE

IDEK MY KNOCK OFFS WERE $20 AND LOOK IDENTICAL ALL MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I FINALLY INVESTED

mal

IDEK MY KNOCK OFFS WERE $20 AND LOOK IDENTICAL ALL MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I FINALLY INVESTED

LMAOOO

I LOVE MY VANS

HEY IM GONNA GO WALK INTO CLASS (im just waiting outside) BUT GIMME LIKE 2 MINUTES BRB

I HAVE RLLY COOL ONES

spookSymphony

HEY IM GONNA GO WALK INTO CLASS (im just waiting outside) BUT GIMME LIKE 2 MINUTES BRB

OKOK

mal

I HAVE RLLY COOL ONES

LEMME TRY TO FIND A PIC ONLINE

spookSymphony

OKOK BRB

OKOK

I FOUND THEM

IDK WHAT THIS RANDOM AHH WEBSITE IS BUT I HAVE THESE ONES

they FILTHY now tho

AHUH

I LOVE THEM

mal

they FILTHY now tho

lmao you should see my old black ones

I bought a brand new pair and they look SO different

I HAD BLACK ONES THAT TURNED BROWN

LMAOOO

I ALSO HAVE PINK ONES THAT I BARELY WEAR

spookSymphony

AND A BIG HOLE FROM SKATEBOARDING LMAO

SILLYYYYYY

spookSymphony

I'm wearing these rn

FANCYYYYYYYYY

I have a blue pair like that aaaand I think another

oooooooo

i have light blue checkered slip ons tooooo

I LOVR THEM

THEY SO CUTE

THEY AREEEEEEEEE

I ALSO LOVE MY NIKES I HAVE 2 PAIRS OF NIKES

ONE OF THEM ARE KIDS SHOES LMAO

I HAD A PAIR OF NIKES AND I TOTALLY LEFT THEM AT HOME BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE

mal

ONE OF THEM ARE KIDS SHOES LMAO

HEY, WHATEVER WORKS!

NOOOOOO

THATS SO SAD

spookSymphony

HEY, WHATEVER WORKS!

THEY WERE ONLY $50

It's alr my mom's bringing them when she comes out here next month

mal

THEY WERE ONLY $50

FOR NIKE HIGHTOPS LIKE WHAG

spookSymphony

It's alr my mom's bringing them when she comes out here next month

YIPPEEEEEEEE

mal

THEY WERE ONLY $50

i only paid $39 for the vans i bought today muahahaha

mal

FOR NIKE HIGHTOPS LIKE WHAG

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!

spookSymphony

i only paid $39 for the vans i bought today muahahaha

that’s so cooooooooollllllllllllll

spookSymphony

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!

FRFR MY OTHER NIKES WERE LIKE $75 ON SALE

spookSymphony

ykw else is cool

YOU

mal

FRFR MY OTHER NIKES WERE LIKE $75 ON SALE

WOAH

NO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TURN THAT FINGER AROUND

JUST DO IT

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

YOURE GONNA HAFTA MOVE IT EVENTUALLYYYYY

YK WHAT

WHEN YOU POINT AT SOMEONE

3 OF YOUR OTHER FINGERS ARE POINTING BACK

AT YOU

THAT MEANS

YOURE 3X COOLER

spookSymphony

HOLD ON BRB GOTTA SIGN THE ATTENDANCE

OKIK

*OKOK

NO

👖🔥

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

my coffee is very yummy

OOH WAIT I MENT TO SEND YOU SOMETHING COFFEE RELATED

spookSymphony

NEVER

GET SOME WATER OR YOURR GONNA BE PANTLESS

spookSymphony

OOH WAIT I MENT TO SEND YOU SOMETHING COFFEE RELATED

OOOOOO

my coffee always looks funny cus i have reusable ice cubes so they look weird

mal

GET SOME WATER OR YOURR GONNA BE PANTLESS

I AM NOT GOING TO WET MY PANTS

mal

my coffee always looks funny cus i have reusable ice cubes so they look weird

lololol

spookSymphony
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that’s amazing

i went to a farm in the polish mountains last summer (not this past one) and every morning me and my cousin would milk goats and then bring the milk up to use in our coffee

and it was THE BEST coffee i’ve ever had

he's joking because we were arguing about pretentious coffee last week lmao

mal

i went to a farm in the polish mountains last summer (not this past one) and every morning me and my cousin would milk goats and then bring the milk up to use in our coffee

woahhhh

spookSymphony

he's joking because we were arguing about pretentious coffee last week lmao

lmaooo

IT WAS AN AMAZING WEEK

WE ALSO RODE HORSES

AND WED WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND LOOK OUTSIDE AND SEE MILES OF FIELDS AND HORSES

spookSymphony

WYLD STALLYNS?

THEY WERE VERY TAME

I LOVE FARMS

mal

THEY WERE VERY TAME

DID YOU GET THE REFERENCE

I WANNA LIVE ON ONE WHEN I GROW UP

MY GRAT GRANDPARENTS OWN A FARM IT'S AWESOME

spookSymphony

DID YOU GET THE REFERENCE

no 😔

mal

I WANNA LIVE ON ONE WHEN I GROW UP

THAT'S LIKE MY BACKUP PLAN IN CASE MARKETING DOESN'T WORK OUT

spookSymphony

MY GRAT GRANDPARENTS OWN A FARM IT'S AWESOME

THATS SO COOL

mal

no 😔

IT'S FROM BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

MY CLASS IS STARTING BUT I'M JUST GONNA BE TAKING NOTES AND CHILLING HERE SO I'LL STILL BE TALKING

THIS IS WHAT I SAW OUT MY WINDOW WHEN I WAS IN POLAND

LMK WHEN YOU WANNA READ MY LONG ASS ESSAY 😭😭😭

mal

THIS IS WHAT I SAW OUT MY WINDOW WHEN I WAS IN POLAND

WOOOOAHHHHHHH

spookSymphony

LMK WHEN YOU WANNA READ MY LONG ASS ESSAY 😭😭😭

I ALWAYS WANNA READ IT

THAT'S LIKE THE MOST HORSES IVE EVER SEEN

that made no sense

BUT YOU GET THE POINT

spookSymphony

THAT'S LIKE THE MOST HORSES IVE EVER SEEN

IT WAS SO COOL

ONE OF THE HORSES LOOOVED ME

spookSymphony

IT'S FROM BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

I HAVENT SEEN IT

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spookSymphony

LMK WHEN YOU WANNA READ MY LONG ASS ESSAY 😭😭😭

MY ESSAY SOUNDS RETARDED CUS I WROTE IT AT 1 AM BYW

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GOT ITTTTT

MINE SOUNDS STUPID CAUSE I WROTE IT THE SECOND I WOKE UP AT 3 AM

LMAOOO

ONE SEC LEMME SEND MINE

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ITS A BAD ESSAY BE WARNED

BUT IT WILL CONVINCE YOU

NO

NONONO

LMAO I THINK WE ORGANIZED THEM IN THE SAME WAY

THATS SO FUNNY

YOURS IS EPIC SO FAR

WHAAAAAAAAAT

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WAIT YOURS IS SO SWEET

3 AM GIANNI IS POETIC AND TYPICALLY EMOTIONAL I CAN'T HELP IT LMAO

ITS SO GOOD

ITS WAY BETTER

I'm doing AMAZING after reading Mal's AMAZING essay of AMAZINGNESS

spookSymphony

NO

AFTER READING THIS IM EVEN MORE CONVINCED THAT YOURE THE COOLEST HOLY SHIT

Gianni you should listen to Empty Friend by Failure

mal

AFTER READING THIS IM EVEN MORE CONVINCED THAT YOURE THE COOLEST HOLY SHIT

I write poems

mal

AFTER READING THIS IM EVEN MORE CONVINCED THAT YOURE THE COOLEST HOLY SHIT

WELL PERSONALLY I'M CONVINCED THAT YOU'RE EVEN MORE COOL JUST FOR SAYING THAT

opal 😿

I write poems

whaaaat thats so cool

i suck at poetry

spookSymphony

WELL PERSONALLY I'M CONVINCED THAT YOU'RE EVEN MORE COOL JUST FOR SAYING THAT

EHHHH EHHHHH EHHHHHH (thats an incorrect buzzer)

I think Gianni has seen some of my poems but I'm not sure

spookSymphony

NO YOU DO NOT

BRO I SHARED THAT INTRO TO MY "DEEP AND EDGY" SUCKY EMO POEM

mal

BRO I SHARED THAT INTRO TO MY "DEEP AND EDGY" SUCKY EMO POEM

Can I read it

mal

BRO I SHARED THAT INTRO TO MY "DEEP AND EDGY" SUCKY EMO POEM

IT WAS COOL

WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR

POETRY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CONVENTIONALLY "GOOD" TO BE ENJOYABLE

opal 😿

Can I read it

sure one sec

j keep in mind i wrote it in 6th grade so i was like...12

As children, we fear the monsters under the beds Or in the closets But they’re all in our heads When you look in the mirror The true monster will show You’ll see yourself clearer When you look inside.

opal 😿

Mal do u have insta btw

sadly no

spookSymphony

POETRY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CONVENTIONALLY "GOOD" TO BE ENJOYABLE

IT HAD NO FLOW, NO GOODNESS, ITS CRAPPY

AND TRUST IT GOT WORSE AS IT WENT ON

mal

IT HAD NO FLOW, NO GOODNESS, ITS CRAPPY

POETRY DOESN'T NECESSARILY REQUIRE FLOW WHEN READING

mal

As children, we fear the monsters under the beds Or in the closets But they’re all in our heads When you look in the mirror The true monster will show You’ll see yourself clearer When you look inside.

Wait that's good tho

I AM NOT A POET

opal 😿

Wait that's good tho

tytyty

spookSymphony

IT'S ABOUT HOW YOU DELIVER IT

MY DELIVERY WAS NON EXISTENT

Wanna hear something I wrote the night I tried to kill myself lol

opal 😿

Wanna hear something I wrote the night I tried to kill myself lol

sure

spookSymphony

HAS POTENTIAL!

NUH UH

mal

sure

I am not alone anymore. The feelings of the tiny insects crawling on my body are here with me. They’re invisible but I can feel their presence. I am not alone anymore. I am surrounded by objects. Many have no meaning yet I take pride in them. Lots of them are destroyed from the rage that I cannot even comprehend is inside me. I am not alone anymore. I have my thoughts. They creep up to me randomly, but I try to keep going. Sometimes it’s hard to keep going yet I try so hard to keep up my head. Sometimes even that doesn’t work. I am not alone anymore. You left your favorite ballpoint pen in my bedroom after something happened that I can’t remember anymore. I still write with it, even when I feel guilty that I even bothered to pick it up. Sometimes I see it and contemplate giving it back to you. Suddenly, I am now alone. The thing I wished for so badly came true. The darkness around me, like the thoughts, the invisible tiny insects crawling on my skin, the destroyed objects, the missing pen, they are all gone now. Suddenly, I am now alone, but I am not afraid anymore.

opal 😿

Mal I'm ur 70th follower

ahhhh tytytyty

ITS OK I SCREENSHOTTED THE 69

opal 😿

I am not alone anymore. The feelings of the tiny insects crawling on my body are here with me. They’re invisible but I can feel their presence. I am not alone anymore. I am surrounded by objects. Many have no meaning yet I take pride in them. Lots of them are destroyed from the rage that I cannot even comprehend is inside me. I am not alone anymore. I have my thoughts. They creep up to me randomly, but I try to keep going. Sometimes it’s hard to keep going yet I try so hard to keep up my head. Sometimes even that doesn’t work. I am not alone anymore. You left your favorite ballpoint pen in my bedroom after something happened that I can’t remember anymore. I still write with it, even when I feel guilty that I even bothered to pick it up. Sometimes I see it and contemplate giving it back to you. Suddenly, I am now alone. The thing I wished for so badly came true. The darkness around me, like the thoughts, the invisible tiny insects crawling on my skin, the destroyed objects, the missing pen, they are all gone now. Suddenly, I am now alone, but I am not afraid anymore.

THATS AMAZING

on Leo's account I had like 110 I miss that

opal 😿

I am not alone anymore. The feelings of the tiny insects crawling on my body are here with me. They’re invisible but I can feel their presence. I am not alone anymore. I am surrounded by objects. Many have no meaning yet I take pride in them. Lots of them are destroyed from the rage that I cannot even comprehend is inside me. I am not alone anymore. I have my thoughts. They creep up to me randomly, but I try to keep going. Sometimes it’s hard to keep going yet I try so hard to keep up my head. Sometimes even that doesn’t work. I am not alone anymore. You left your favorite ballpoint pen in my bedroom after something happened that I can’t remember anymore. I still write with it, even when I feel guilty that I even bothered to pick it up. Sometimes I see it and contemplate giving it back to you. Suddenly, I am now alone. The thing I wished for so badly came true. The darkness around me, like the thoughts, the invisible tiny insects crawling on my skin, the destroyed objects, the missing pen, they are all gone now. Suddenly, I am now alone, but I am not afraid anymore.

This is more like prose but the symbolism and metaphors are really good

i love the style its so unique and creative

spookSymphony

This is more like prose but the symbolism and metaphors are really good

Yeah more like spoken word ish? Lmao

and the emotion is so raw which is so important when writing

opal 😿

Yeah more like spoken word ish? Lmao

Oooh yeah

You should listen to mewithoutyou they're a spoken word emo band

spookSymphony

You should listen to mewithoutyou they're a spoken word emo band

I LOVE SPOKEN WORD EMO

HAVE YALL EVER READ NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY BY ROBERT FROST

spookSymphony

SO MAL

IM CONVINCED THAT IM COOL BUT NOT COOLER THAN YOU

spookSymphony

I LOVE THAT POEM

I HEARD IT FROM THE OUTSIDERS

mal

IM CONVINCED THAT IM COOL BUT NOT COOLER THAN YOU

AAAAAAAAAA

spookSymphony

AND THE OUTSIDERS HAVE YOU READ THAT?

OMFG BEST BOOK

I MEMORIZED THE POEM THE FIRST TIME I READ IT

My sister was OBSESSED with all the guys in it lmao

DUDE GENUINELY I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO A CHARACTER AS MUCH AS I RELATE TO DALLAS

mal

I MEMORIZED THE POEM THE FIRST TIME I READ IT

THAT'S PRETTY TALENTED

spookSymphony

My sister was OBSESSED with all the guys in it lmao

dallas and soda are fine as FUCK

Everyone is staring at me

spookSymphony

THAT'S PRETTY TALENTED

ITS CUS IT LIKE HIT ME IN A WAY IVE NEVER BEEN HIT BEFORE BY ANYTHING

mal

ITS CUS IT LIKE HIT ME IN A WAY IVE NEVER BEEN HIT BEFORE BY ANYTHING

THE OUTSIDERS>>>>

spookSymphony

HIS DEATH WAS SO SAD :(

I STILL HAVENT RECOVERED FROM IT

mal

ITS CUS IT LIKE HIT ME IN A WAY IVE NEVER BEEN HIT BEFORE BY ANYTHING

I QUOTE IT ALL THE TIME LMAO

mal

I STILL HAVENT RECOVERED FROM IT

no bc when I tell you I was SOBBING.

spookSymphony

I QUOTE IT ALL THE TIME LMAO

I HAVE PART OF IT IN MY NOTE ON MY PHONE OF AWESOME ADVICE

mal

I STILL HAVENT RECOVERED FROM IT

I used to bring it up in front of my sister to mess with her sometimes 😭

Have you guys watched Donnie Darko before

opal 😿

no bc when I tell you I was SOBBING.

STOP CUS I LOVE JONNY TOO AND THEY JUST HAD TO DIE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER LIKE TFFFFF

spookSymphony

JOHNNY'S WAS SO SAD :(

THE WHOLE BOOK I JUST WANTED TO GIVE HIM THE BIGGEST HUG EVER

opal 😿

Have you guys watched Donnie Darko before

no i havent

mal

no i havent

its really fucking good.

oooo okokok

spookSymphony

I watch Dannie Lighto

lmfaoo

ruh roh

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lmaooo

mal

lmaooo

I love how I blatantly stole like 3 lines from song of solomon in my essay lmao

spookSymphony

I love how I blatantly stole like 3 lines from song of solomon in my essay lmao

song of solomon is so insanely amazing

yk whos rlly fine

for no damn reason

spookSymphony

A book in the bible

He is rizzen

spookSymphony

A book in the bible

where king David's son just rizzes up EVERYONE

neil perry from dead poets society SPECIFICALLY in that scene when hes wearing glasses

Should I convert to christianity

im always for ppl converting to christianity

opal 😿

Should I convert to christianity

That's your choice but personally I've found it to be pretty awesome

but its up to you and what you believe

mal

neil perry from dead poets society SPECIFICALLY in that scene when hes wearing glasses

he's cute but I don't like his eyebrows or jawline

i love him

mal

but its up to you and what you believe

I'm Jewish I MADE your religion

mal

neil perry from dead poets society SPECIFICALLY in that scene when hes wearing glasses

I STILL GOTTA WATCH THAT

i also loved him in house

opal 😿

I'm Jewish I MADE your religion

😭

have yall seen house

best show ever

https://music.apple.com/us/song/snowy/1531345222

mal

i also loved him in house

what if instead of house it was shack and the main character was actually played by Shaq

mal

have yall seen house

stop this annoying ass bitch in my school's hyperfixation is fucking house md

LMFAO

opal 😿

stop this annoying ass bitch in my school's hyperfixation is fucking house md

nooooo

such a good show

spookSymphony

what if instead of house it was shack and the main character was actually played by Shaq

id watch

i have a very short list of fine men on my phone

like VERY short

mal

i have a very short list of fine men on my phone

JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT

JOSEPH FUCKING GORDON LEVVITT

spookSymphony

Like you

even shorter lmao

opal 😿

JOSEPH FUCKING GORDON LEVVITT

LMAO MY SISTER IS OBSESSED WITH HIM

spookSymphony

hehehehe >:)

Be careful you might get allegations

spookSymphony

LMAO MY SISTER IS OBSESSED WITH HIM

HES SO FINE

AFTER WATCHING 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

spookSymphony

AFTER WATCHING 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

Joseph in 10 things I hate about you>>>

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th
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go rp with some femboy furries or something bro

opal 😿

JOSEPH FUCKING GORDON LEVVITT

where are his eyes tho??

i looked him up and they are not in sight

LOOK UP HIM IN MYSTERIOUS SKIN

BRIP

OKAY BRIP

spookSymphony

BRIP

that sounds like a frog

BRIIIP BRIIIP

That's the sound asshley makes when she laughs

LMFAO WHAT

DO NOT SAY THE WORD ASHLEY

i think asshton makes that sound

THAT WAS MY EX WHO TRANSITIONED

opal 😿

DO NOT SAY THE WORD ASHLEY

NOT ASHLEY

opal 😿

DO NOT SAY THE WORD ASHLEY

I didn't

ASSHLEY

THATS MY ASSES NAME

MY TRANNY FUCKIGNE EXS NAME IS ASHLEY

ASHLEY AND ASSHLEY ARE DIFFERENT

spookSymphony

SHE LAUGHS IT OFF A LOT

damn straight

yes

asshley

she is my ass

and jakes ass is asshton

asshley and asshton are besties

get with the program OPAL

Yugi

hi

hii

spookSymphony

read that as "in" 💀

LMFAO

mal

and jakes ass is asshton

my ass is awesome

opal 😿

so uh whens the wedding

for asshley and asshton?

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mal

for asshley and asshton?

no

LMAO

YOU DIDNT CLIP IT THO

WHICH WAS THE GOAL

spookSymphony

BUT

BUTT

YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE IT EVER HAPPENED

spookSymphony

I WILL PRINT IT OUT FROM MY BRAIN

GOOD LUCK LIL BRO

opal 😿

no

opal

yesterday

i told someone to shut up

and this bitch said

"make me baby bird"

so i deleted their comment

and it was so funny and silly

and i laughed so silly

spookSymphony

THANK YOU

YOURE WELCOME??

AHUH AHUH

AS YOU SHOULD

IKRRRRR

My teacher just said "I want it to sound wet"

SO SO SO NICE AND FRIENDLY

spookSymphony

My teacher just said "I want it to sound wet"

what does she want to sound wet

spookSymphony

THIS IS A MUSIC CLASS WTF

THE HELL

spookSymphony

the piano

are you sposed to like...piss on it or sum before you play it

I guess everyone's freaky these days 😔

😭

not the teachers toooo

bro whered opal go she needs to read my story

frfrfrfr my story was so funny

AHUH

SOOO FUNNY

i acc laughed so hard when i did that tho

mal

"make me baby bird"

what...?

bro did NOT know what to say

opal 😿

what...?

ISNT THE STORY FUNNY

opal 😿

what...?

I have a theory it was one of the people from Dagger's group of cronies

prolly

spookSymphony

I have a theory it was one of the people from Dagger's group of cronies

HELP

they wanted you to throw up in their mouth

yeah opal i ended up banning him cus he was being an ass

OMG I REMEMBER WHEN DAGGER JR TOLD ME TO LICK HIS TAINT

mal

yeah opal i ended up banning him cus he was being an ass

I thought you liked asses

and then he came back as an anon and i kept just deleting his comments til he gave up

"tongue my shit encrusted asshole" was a classic

spookSymphony

I thought you liked asses

not meanie asses

opal 😿

"tongue my shit encrusted asshole" was a classic

LMAO I REMEMBER THAT

opal 😿

"tongue my shit encrusted asshole" was a classic

YES YES I REMEMBER THAT

or "go consume copious amounts of cyanide"

mal

not meanie asses

SO YOU *DO* LIKE ASSES

spookSymphony

SO YOU *DO* LIKE ASSES

GOOD ONES YEAH

DAGGERS INSULTS WERE OS FUNNY

WHO DOESNT LIKE A NICE ASS

FUCK

clippes

spookSymphony
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thats okay everyone like a nice ass

why do men get all the good genes and I look like a sack of potatos

opal 😿

why do men get all the good genes and I look like a sack of potatos

frfrfr same

my boyfriend has the most TEA body

opal 😿

my boyfriend has the most TEA body

don't let him near UK

LIKE BRO MY BF HAS A FUCKING HOURGLASS WAIST AND LEGGING LEGS

fr my body be looking like a pregnant barbie

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mal

fr my body be looking like a pregnant barbie

NO YOU DO NOT

I BETTER SEE THAT SELF ESTEEM SHOOTING UP TO THE MOON

YEAH WELL YOU AINT EVEN SEEN MY PREGNANT AHH BELLY

BRO I SUPPORT PALESTINE THIS ISNT FAIR

spookSymphony

GET COMPLIMENTED

WELL TY

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Lmao! Christianity is created from Judaism

ALSO WE DONT DO METZITZAH BPEH ANYMORE

HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE

THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE

THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON

THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH FUN

AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON

spookSymphony

WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO DIDDLE

UM

FREAKY MUCH?

I WAS SAYING A NURSERY RHYME YOU NASTY

there are ppl talking shit about me to my face

orB

opal 😿

there are ppl talking shit about me to my face

tell them to shut up then

HEY DIDDY DIDDY THE CAT HIT THE GRIDDY THE COW FLEW UP TO THE MOON

WHAT THE HELL LMFAO

BUAHAHAHHAAH

Crazy

mal

tell them to shut up then

This girl in my school fakes schizophrenia

nd walks around with a cane but its useless

because she walks casually

opal 😿

This girl in my school fakes schizophrenia

thats like acc disgusting

opal 😿

nd walks around with a cane but its useless

why does she need a cane for schizophrenia.......

OpalMollieBernstein

sup guys

Sup Kristian Samuel Galliger

opal 😿

This girl in my school fakes schizophrenia

didn't you fake being two people and then made them date each other

OpalMollieBernstein

Here to make sure everyone hails moloch!

Yesss Jewish space lasers forever

spookSymphony

didn't you fake being two people and then made them date each other

I WAS LITERALLY ON MOLLY THAT WHOLE TIME LMAO

opal 😿

Yesss Jewish space lasers forever

That was literally made by a Jew btw

opal 😿

I WAS LITERALLY ON MOLLY THAT WHOLE TIME LMAO

THE WHOOOOOOLE TIME?

i actually convinced myself

prolly

I CONVINCED MYSELF THAT THOSE WERE TWO DIFFERENT POEOPLE

OpalMollieBernstein

That was literally made by a Jew btw

Palestine or Israel

Also my real name isn't Opal dumbfuck its devora

spookSymphony

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXCUSES

I was so fucked during that I feel bad

I remember being Leo but not Ethan

Ethan was cool I was so sad when i found out HE DIDN'T FUCKING EXIST 😭

spookSymphony

Ethan was cool I was so sad when i found out HE DIDN'T FUCKING EXIST 😭

That's so funny because my now boyfriend's name is Ethan and I had a massive crush on him so I pretended to be him...

spookSymphony

Ethan was cool I was so sad when i found out HE DIDN'T FUCKING EXIST 😭

SAME

OpalMollieBernstein

Kristian Samuel Galliger is a made up name

So is Israel bud

opal 😿

That's so funny because my now boyfriend's name is Ethan and I had a massive crush on him so I pretended to be him...

are you sure he's real

spookSymphony

are you sure he's real

Yes he's real lmao

Uhhh yeah....................

He's my age tho he ain't no senior

spookSymphony

are you SUUUUUUUUUURE

He's my l*ng D*stance b*oyfriend

lmao

loma

When did the site pick up again I swear it was dead for while?

JKW

When did the site pick up again I swear it was dead for while?

Oh hi

opal 😿

i actually convinced myself

That you have a BRAIN

spookSymphony

omal

malo

spookSymphony

don't you go to school with eli

I’m across the globe from him?

JKW

When did the site pick up again I swear it was dead for while?

a few days ago

JKW

I’m across the globe from him?

omg my pro palestine baddie hi

JKW

When did the site pick up again I swear it was dead for while?

when jake came back

JKW

When did the site pick up again I swear it was dead for while?

Blach and I made the EBC and then Jaker came back too so that helped

DaRapBoat

Blach and I made the EBC and then Jaker came back too so that helped

Elite Biggest Cock?

mal

when jake came back

Hmm very nice

spookSymphony

Elite Biggest Cock?

precisely

spookSymphony

I dont think i've ever met you

Neither do I

spookSymphony

indubitably

THATS MY WORD

spookSymphony

I dont think i've ever met you

i dont think i have either

You were quite popular on the shipping form lmao

UGH FINE

I GUESS I CAN SHARE

spookSymphony

I heard a lot about you

From who?

spookSymphony

YAY

YOURE WELCOME BUTTCRACKEN

mal

i dont think i have either

Yep

spookSymphony

THANK YOU THANK

THANK YOU THANK

mostly ethan and eli and some others but they all blend together

spookSymphony

Elite Biggest Cock?

Me and Blach already HAVE those

they're just a collective gay entity in my mind

DaRapBoat

Me and Blach already HAVE those

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME OUT

jake have you read horror movie by paul tremblay

mal

jake have you read horror movie by paul tremblay

NO BUT I THINK I READ SOMETHING ELSE BY HIM ONCE

spookSymphony

NO BUT I THINK I READ SOMETHING ELSE BY HIM ONCE

10/10 BOOK I RECOMMEND IT

I READ THE WHOLE THING ON A PLANE

SO GOOD

YIPPEEE

ITS RLLY COOL

CUS LIKE EACH CHAPTER IS DIFFERENT

LIKE

SO ITS ABT HOW THEY TRIED TO MAKE A HORROR MOVIE BUT IT NEVER GOT RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC

SO SOME CHAPTERS ARE FROM THE PAST WHEN THEY WERE TRYNA MAKE IT

AND SOME CHAPTERS ARE FROM THE PRESENT CUS THEYRE TRYNA MAKE A REBOOT OF IT

AND SOME CHAPTERS ARE THE SCRIPT FROM THE MOVIE

AND ITS SO COOL AND GOOD

AND ITS ONE OF THOSE HORROR BOOKS THATS NOT ACTUALLY LIKE SCARY ITS JUST FREAKY AND DISTURBING

I LOVE IT

YWYWYWYW

I HAVE A MILLION BOOKS I LOVE

LIKE LIKE LIKE HAVE YOU READ WHEN SHE WAS GOOD BY MICHAEL ROBOTHOM

mal

LIKE LIKE LIKE HAVE YOU READ WHEN SHE WAS GOOD BY MICHAEL ROBOTHOM

NO 😔

ITS IN MY TOP 5 BOOKS

ITS SO GOOD

ITS ABT THIS GIRL WHO WAS FOUND IN A CLOSET AS A CHILD AND NO ONE KNOWS HER REAL IDENTITY AND A FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST IS TRYA FIGURE OUT WHO SHE IS

SO SOME CHAPTERS ARE THE GIRLS POV AND OTHER ARE THE PSYCHOLOGISTS POV

DaRapBoat

Me and Blach already HAVE those

What are those

i love psychology so its was rlly interesting for me cus there was a lil bit of that in it

Akol Deng

What are those

Elite Biggest Cocks

mal

i love psychology so its was rlly interesting for me cus there was a lil bit of that in it

I loooooved my psych class last year

spookSymphony

I loooooved my psych class last year

me too

sameeee

he was so funny he had a southern accent

and said some hilarious stuff

but i loved the class sm im taking a college one next semester

I gotta remember to try and take a psych class during college

i find it so interesting

and i wanna be a social worker so definitely some good knowledge to have

spookSymphony

There's SO MANY cool aspects to it

frrrrrrrr

mal

and i wanna be a social worker so definitely some good knowledge to have

Ooooh yes!

I'll have to show you my books when I get outta class

I have a bunch of theology books but also a lot of really good fiction ones

oooooooooo yayayayyaay

i have a lotta books

C.S. Lewis and Joshua Porter are my favorite authors atm

I LOVE MY BOOKSHELF

well the shelf itself is old and needs to be replaced

BUT I LOVE THE BOOKS ON IT

YIPPEEEEEEE

PARTAYYYY

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

whould you eat a wing with the scoville level 620,000?

I think you should

i second that

i fourth fifth and sixth that

my friends older brother once ate a ghost pepper and didnt even drink anything after

his eyes didnt water and he didnt react at all

just ate the whole thing and moved on

frfr

the worse I've ever done was a bright red cayenne pepper

i didn't make any faces but it fucking BURNED

my spice tolerance is very little but i still love spicy food

I did it to prove my dad was a pussy cause he refuses to eat anything spicy

just not too spicy cus im a baby

spookSymphony

I did it to prove my dad was a pussy cause he refuses to eat anything spicy

lmaooo

my dads insane when it comes to spice

we go to get food and he asks for the spiciest thing possible nd still says it isnt spicy enough

spookSymphony

hes LITERALLY MEXICAN

BAHAHAHA

mal

we go to get food and he asks for the spiciest thing possible nd still says it isnt spicy enough

that's WILD

idek where he gets it hes frickin POLISH

I don't really LIKE spicy stuff, but I can tolerate it to an extent

mal

idek where he gets it hes frickin POLISH

LMAO YEAH

mal

idek where he gets it hes frickin POLISH

like i dont think they shoving jalepenos in those pierogis

spookSymphony

LMAO YEAH

he looks freakishly polish too

its kinda scary

just this massive tall guy with a prominent nose and absolutely no facial expressions

I guess that's where you get your scariness from huh

bahahaha ig so

my hight genetics didnt alter from him tho

my siblings are gonna be super tall

my sister when she was a baby was in the 99+ percentile for height

shes 4 now and i think shes still in the 90s

shes the same height as some of her 6 year old friends

i think shell be taller than me by the time shes 12

mal

shes the same height as some of her 6 year old friends

WOAH

spookSymphony

I've outgrown both of my parents lmao

im shorter than both of my parents

and all my cousins even tho im the second oldest

trueeeeeee

my cousins are all pretty tall

my older cousin is like 6'4 or sum

hes the oldest

I THINK MY COUSIN GENUINELY USES STEROIDS THOUGH

and my only girl cousin is like 6'6 or 6'7 i think

spookSymphony

I THINK MY COUSIN GENUINELY USES STEROIDS THOUGH

OOOOP

and then my 12 year old cousin is an inch taller than me

and my uncles 2 kids are taller than me by a few inches now

and my moms 2 inches taller than me

My 14 year old sister has a friend who's insanely tall

and my dads over a foot taller than me

like a foot and a half-ish

spookSymphony

My 14 year old sister has a friend who's insanely tall

daaaamn rlly

spookSymphony

WOAH

he's 6'11 😭

CAUSE LIKE I'LL BE PICKING THEM UP FROM SCHOOL

spookSymphony

YEAH ITS ALWAYS SO AWKWARD

one of my friends was already 6'0 by the time she was 13

AND SHE'S LIKE EVER SO SLIGHTLY TALLER THAN ME

NOOOOOO

mal

one of my friends was already 6'0 by the time she was 13

DAMN

mal

he's 6'11 😭

ME AND MY DAD LOOK SO FUNNY TOGETHER

LMAOOO

thats like basically the height different acc

I HIT MY HEAD ON SHELVES INSTEAD

AND PPL ELBOW ME ALL THE TIME

CUS THEYRE ARMS BE UP WHEN THEY TALKING AND ITS LIKE LEVEL WITH MY FACE

CUS ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TALL

NOT RLLY CUS IM THE LEAST FLEXIBLE PERSON EVER

HMMM IDK

I'm like surprisingly good at limbo for some reason lol

lmaoo

being short has a few perks

like i have nice legs and hips without trying

BUT IT ALSO MEANS MY WAIST IS ABSENT

mal

BUT IT ALSO MEANS MY WAIST IS ABSENT

SO?

MY TALL FRIENDS HAVE THESE GORGEOUS HOURGLASS SHAPES

MEANWHILE I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FOOD BABY WITHOUT EVEN EATING

bro ppl always think im like 15 cus of my height

LIKE STOP ILL BE 17 SOON

spookSymphony

🌙🌠

maybe itd be up there if i could actually reach that high lmfao

OKOKOK

mal

maybe itd be up there if i could actually reach that high lmfao

THROW IT UP THERE

DONT LET ANY SQUIRRELS THROW A BAGEL AT YOU

spookSymphony

GO MAL GO GO GO WOOOOOOO

WOOP WOOP

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YAYAYAYAY

IM DOING MY DUOLINGO

AHUH

IM SO SKILLED

446 DAY STREAK

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