Heyy.

HIIIII

HIIIIIII

GOOD MORNINGGGG

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

HOW'D YA SLEEP?

I SLEPT OKAY

SAME

I WOKE UP AT 3 AM LMAO

I COULDNT FALL ASLEEP TIL I TOOK MELATONIN

AND COULDNT SLEEP

NOOOOOO

SO I WROTE THE ENTIRE ESSAY IN ABOUT AN HOUR

NO STOPS

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

😭

GOOD JOB

THANK YOU

I WROTE MINE AT LIKE 1 AM LMAO

I was very tired and made it overwhelmingly poetic lmao 😭

omg bahahahaha i bet it’s awesome

I BET YOURS IS BETTER

I BET YOURE GONNA REALIZE THAT YOURE COOLER

I BET *YOU* ARE GONNA REALIZE THAT *YOU* ARE THE COOLEST

NOPE

YEP

DID YOU EAT BREAKFAST?

YES ACTUALLY

NUH UH

I HAD A WAFFLE

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS

YUMMERS

HOW ABOUT YOU?

NOT YET BUT IM ABOUTTA MAKE A BAGEL

OOOOOH YUM

YESSIR

We're so good at being responsible and healthy 😎

frrrrrr

okay so i only want half a bagel and there’s already a half in the bag

but it’s the bottom half which has no yummy stuff on it

awww 😔

sooooo am i totally awful if i take the top half of a different one and leave 2 booty halves in the bag….

noooope

YIPPEE

ALSO I HAVE TO GO WALK TO CLASS

BUT I WILL BE BACK VERY SOON

OKOK

CYAAAAAAAAAA

I'LL SPEED WALK MUAHAHAHA

MUAHAHAHAHAHA SO COOL

THEN WE CAN EXCHANGE ESSAYS

ENJOY YOUR BAGEL!!!

OOOO OKOK

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)

I WILL!!!!

BUH BYEEEEWEEE

there was no cream cheese or spreadable butter so i had to use a stick of butter

and it does not take great

._.

JAKE THE SQUIRREL FROM YESTERDAY IS TRYNA GET IN AGAIN

hi

AWWW

Hi

I JUST SAW A SQUIRREL RUN ACROSS THE LAWN IN FRONT OF THIS BUILDING

AWWWWW

NOOOOO

MAYBE IT WAS ME

MUAHAHAHAHA

Unmelted butter tastes so weird 😔

this bagel is awful

NO CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE ANY BUTTERFLY WINGS

You've got this

i can’t even taste the butter anymore so it’s gross

Show that bagel who's boss

MAYBE I HID THEM

OH TRUE

muahahahahaaha

BUT THE SQUIRREL DIDN'T HAVE A WEIRD BAGEL

I CHUCKED IT AS RANDOM PASSERSBY

GASP

JUST KIDDING I ATE IT

I used the word "passersby" in my essay and it sounded like it didn't fit in the sentence well 😭

it never sounds right 😭😭😭

IKR

WHY IS THE WORD BUILT LIKE THAT BROOOO

FRRRR

FOR REALSIES

WANNA SEE SOME SHOES I JUST ORDERED

YES

SHOES ARE THE BEST

WHAAAAAAAAAAT THOSE ARE SO COOL

LMAO THEY LOOK SO EDGY

BUT THEY WERE CHEAP

I FUCKIN LOVE VANS

AND MATCH THE SHIRTS I WEAR

YESSSSSS

ALL I EVER WEAR IS VANS 😭

hi

I HAVE SO MANY PAIRS OF THEM

I WEAR VANS AND NIKES AND THATS IT

I once wore an outfit that was almost ENTIRELY vans brand

I USED TO HAVE THE COOOOOOLEST HALLOWEEN VANS

I MISS THEM

OH AND I WEAR KNOCK OFF BIRKENSTOCKS IN THE SUMMER CUS I CANT BE CONVINCED TO BUY $100 SANDALS

WHAAAAAAAT

I HAVE 3 PAIRS OF PLATFORM VANS CUS IM SHORT

DUDE YEAH WHY ARE BIRKENS SO EXPENSIVE

BUT THEYRE SO COOL

I HAVE A PAIR THAT'S REAL CUSHIONY

BUT NOT LIKE

IDEK MY KNOCK OFFS WERE $20 AND LOOK IDENTICAL ALL MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I FINALLY INVESTED

THE OVERLY CUSHIONY ONES

LMAOOO

I LOVE MY VANS

HEY IM GONNA GO WALK INTO CLASS (im just waiting outside) BUT GIMME LIKE 2 MINUTES BRB

YESSSS

I HAVE RLLY COOL ONES

OKOK

I BET THEY'RE COOLER THAN MINE

OKOK BRB

LEMME TRY TO FIND A PIC ONLINE

OKOK

BACK

I FOUND THEM

LEMME SEE

IDK WHAT THIS RANDOM AHH WEBSITE IS BUT I HAVE THESE ONES

OOOOOH

they FILTHY now tho

FANCY SHMANCY

AHUH

I LOVE THEM

lmao you should see my old black ones

I bought a brand new pair and they look SO different

I HAD BLACK ONES THAT TURNED BROWN

AND MY RED HI TOPS GOT SO FADED

LMAOOO

AND A BIG HOLE FROM SKATEBOARDING LMAO

I ALSO HAVE PINK ONES THAT I BARELY WEAR

I'm wearing these rn

SILLYYYYYY

FANCYYYYYYYYY

I have a blue pair like that aaaand I think another

oooooooo

not with the thrasher logo though lol

i have light blue checkered slip ons tooooo

I WANT A PAIR OF CHECKERED SLIP ONS

SO BAD

I LOVR THEM

THEY SO CUTE

AAAAA VANS ARE THE BEST

THEY AREEEEEEEEE

I ALSO LOVE MY NIKES I HAVE 2 PAIRS OF NIKES

OOOOH

ONE OF THEM ARE KIDS SHOES LMAO

I HAD A PAIR OF NIKES AND I TOTALLY LEFT THEM AT HOME BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE

HEY, WHATEVER WORKS!

NOOOOOO

THATS SO SAD

I KNOWWWWW :(

THEY WERE ONLY $50

It's alr my mom's bringing them when she comes out here next month

FOR NIKE HIGHTOPS LIKE WHAG

YIPPEEEEEEEE

i only paid $39 for the vans i bought today muahahaha

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!

that’s so cooooooooollllllllllllll

ykw else is cool

FRFR MY OTHER NIKES WERE LIKE $75 ON SALE

YOU

WOAH

NOPR

NOPE

YOU

NO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

🫵

TURN THAT FINGER AROUND

NOPE

NOT GONNA DO IT

MY FINGER IS STAYING PUT

JUST DO IT

NIKE

I MEAN NEVER

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

YOURE GONNA HAFTA MOVE IT EVENTUALLYYYYY

NOPE

YK WHAT

STILL POINTING

WHEN YOU POINT AT SOMEONE

3 OF YOUR OTHER FINGERS ARE POINTING BACK

AT YOU

THAT MEANS

HOLD ON BRB GOTTA SIGN THE ATTENDANCE

YOURE 3X COOLER

OKIK

*OKOK

K BACK

NOPE

MY ESSAY PROVES YOU'RE WRONG

NO

👖🔥

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

NEVER

my coffee is very yummy

OOH WAIT I MENT TO SEND YOU SOMETHING COFFEE RELATED

MEANT*

GET SOME WATER OR YOURR GONNA BE PANTLESS

OOOOOO

my coffee always looks funny cus i have reusable ice cubes so they look weird

I AM NOT GOING TO WET MY PANTS

lololol

that’s amazing

i went to a farm in the polish mountains last summer (not this past one) and every morning me and my cousin would milk goats and then bring the milk up to use in our coffee

and it was THE BEST coffee i’ve ever had

he's joking because we were arguing about pretentious coffee last week lmao

woahhhh

lmaooo

Thats actually SUPER COOLLLLLL

IT WAS AN AMAZING WEEK

I BET

WE ALSO RODE HORSES

WOAHHHH

WYLD STALLYNS?

AND WED WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND LOOK OUTSIDE AND SEE MILES OF FIELDS AND HORSES

WOAHHHH

THEY WERE VERY TAME

SCOTLAND WAS LIKE THAT

I LOVE FARMS

DID YOU GET THE REFERENCE

YESSS

I WANNA LIVE ON ONE WHEN I GROW UP

MY GRAT GRANDPARENTS OWN A FARM IT'S AWESOME

no 😔

THAT'S LIKE MY BACKUP PLAN IN CASE MARKETING DOESN'T WORK OUT

or if I just get old lmao

THATS SO COOL

IT'S FROM BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

GREAT MOVIE

MY CLASS IS STARTING BUT I'M JUST GONNA BE TAKING NOTES AND CHILLING HERE SO I'LL STILL BE TALKING

THIS IS WHAT I SAW OUT MY WINDOW WHEN I WAS IN POLAND

LMK WHEN YOU WANNA READ MY LONG ASS ESSAY 😭😭😭

WOOOOAHHHHHHH

I ALWAYS WANNA READ IT

THAT'S LIKE THE MOST HORSES IVE EVER SEEN

that made no sense

BUT YOU GET THE POINT

I DO

IT WAS SO COOL

ONE OF THE HORSES LOOOVED ME

I HAVENT SEEN IT

YOU SHOULDDDDD

MY ESSAY SOUNDS RETARDED CUS I WROTE IT AT 1 AM BYW

GOT ITTTTT

MINE SOUNDS STUPID CAUSE I WROTE IT THE SECOND I WOKE UP AT 3 AM

OKIE

LMAOOO

ONE SEC LEMME SEND MINE

OKOK

GOT IT

ITS A BAD ESSAY BE WARNED

BUT IT WILL CONVINCE YOU

I'M SURE IT IS FAR GREATER THAN MINE

NO

YEAH

IT ALREADY IS

IM READING IT

AND IT'S BETTER

SO MUCH BETTER

NONONO

Hi

Bye

LMAO I THINK WE ORGANIZED THEM IN THE SAME WAY

THATS SO FUNNY

YOURS IS EPIC SO FAR

I THINK I'M ABOUT TO CRY

THIS IS SO MOVING

IM OVERWHELMED WITH APPRECIATION

WHAAAAAAAAAT

YEP

THE TEARS ARE COMING

WAHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WAIT YOURS IS SO SWEET

3 AM GIANNI IS POETIC AND TYPICALLY EMOTIONAL I CAN'T HELP IT LMAO

ITS SO GOOD

BUT NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS

ITS WAY BETTER

Gianni

Hello

NO

sup o-pal

o-block

o-zempic

hi

How are you doing today

I'm doing AMAZING after reading Mal's AMAZING essay of AMAZINGNESS

AFTER READING THIS IM EVEN MORE CONVINCED THAT YOURE THE COOLEST HOLY SHIT

Gianni you should listen to Empty Friend by Failure

So tuff

I write poems

WELL PERSONALLY I'M CONVINCED THAT YOU'RE EVEN MORE COOL JUST FOR SAYING THAT

whaaaat thats so cool

i suck at poetry

NO YOU DO NOT

me too lol

I suck at it

EHHHH EHHHHH EHHHHHH (thats an incorrect buzzer)

I think Gianni has seen some of my poems but I'm not sure

ENOUGH OF THIS

IT WAS COOL

I ENJOYED READING IT

WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR

POETRY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CONVENTIONALLY "GOOD" TO BE ENJOYABLE

sure one sec

j keep in mind i wrote it in 6th grade so i was like...12

Mal do u have insta btw

As children, we fear the monsters under the beds Or in the closets But they’re all in our heads When you look in the mirror The true monster will show You’ll see yourself clearer When you look inside.

sadly no

IT HAD NO FLOW, NO GOODNESS, ITS CRAPPY

AND TRUST IT GOT WORSE AS IT WENT ON

POETRY DOESN'T NECESSARILY REQUIRE FLOW WHEN READING

Wait that's good tho

I AM NOT A POET

IT'S ABOUT HOW YOU DELIVER IT

tytyty

MY DELIVERY WAS NON EXISTENT

WHICH MEANS

THE POEM

Wanna hear something I wrote the night I tried to kill myself lol

HAS POTENTIAL!

sure

NUH UH

Mal I'm ur 70th follower

congrats

I am not alone anymore. The feelings of the tiny insects crawling on my body are here with me. They’re invisible but I can feel their presence. I am not alone anymore. I am surrounded by objects. Many have no meaning yet I take pride in them. Lots of them are destroyed from the rage that I cannot even comprehend is inside me. I am not alone anymore. I have my thoughts. They creep up to me randomly, but I try to keep going. Sometimes it’s hard to keep going yet I try so hard to keep up my head. Sometimes even that doesn’t work. I am not alone anymore. You left your favorite ballpoint pen in my bedroom after something happened that I can’t remember anymore. I still write with it, even when I feel guilty that I even bothered to pick it up. Sometimes I see it and contemplate giving it back to you. Suddenly, I am now alone. The thing I wished for so badly came true. The darkness around me, like the thoughts, the invisible tiny insects crawling on my skin, the destroyed objects, the missing pen, they are all gone now. Suddenly, I am now alone, but I am not afraid anymore.