Heroin Monkey

poppy sucker

https://www.meatspin.com/shock-sites/

no

Nope, El!

it’s not for you

bad amy

porn bad

it’s for hm

i know what that is im not clicking it

it’s not porn

wdym?

no it doesn’t take you to the gif

if i didn't know i would have actually clicked on it

they know dumbass

it’s just a list of shock sites

Hahahaha

fuck u opal

i have the most cursed image right now

opal, stop

i never trusted u anyway

Nope! I will not say it on UwU! You’ll never know! Unless you find a way to find out or trick me I guess! Good luck with that!

i know what it is and i don't care

oh ok

el i have a screenshot of you saying the n word

ok?

And no, cosmo, you will not be able to make me informal!

ded cat

Cosmo*

i don'y care

rip

L

imagine

guys i have a picture of wreck it ralphs wreck it cock

Well yes but cosmo isn’t a name really. Yes, I made an error.

it is a name

it is a nickname whcih is a type of name

Yes. Do I need to explain myself?

u did it again

(:

dammit

cmon socialism

i had my hopes with you

Cosmo, why do you want to make me informal? Whom will benefit from it?

me

fuck you all. goodbye fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all fuck you all

cya el

appart from shy and cosmo

(:

Ooh

but cya

u forgot the period

I'll be back next month...

ok

youre funny

See you in the pit if you actually leave, or bye for a brief time!

yeaha

ded cat

It’d actually be an exclamation mark, and it’s quite late at night so it is slightly harder for me to type correctly for obvious reasons but I will still be formal enough to annoy you.

mee too

Do you prefer dead cat or dead human? Humans are too crispy for my taste.

ded cat

...

oh fuck

i see it now

dirty minded poppy sucker

never have i more wished to be a lamb

true

What…?

oh fuck

be dirty minded and you shall see

you want to fuck a muppet

I know, but WHAT?

the bottle

the blue bottle

the lamb

Yes, I know, but you don’t understand it.

i do

i know it’s supposed to look like a male reproductive organ (is it?)

it is

and amy wants to be lamb

Ok you almost made me use profanity but I stopped myself.

damn it

be profane

it is part of ur identity as a teen

ded cat

Hello

Hiiii

hi perc

hru

but now yours anymore now that youre 26

im good

hru

ime not 26

pretty good!

Shy?! I haven't seen u in ages!!! Hi!

No! Absolutely not’

*!

do it

he's not 26

sorry. youre 25

shit. my hearing aid is clogging up

he's a teenager

^^^^

Hi shy!

Are you serious right now? Have you suffered a blow to your head? Have you gotten a memory problem? A brain disease?

Hello!

that aint el

What?

do u guys think if you were locked in a room for 24 hours w a gorilla u could survive

How're you?

yes

I'd die immediatly

explain

Ask the gorilla that.

remember harambe

I'm Aries... yk? U were "Da Owl Rizzler" and yk... do u not remember me?

dont bring it up 😭😭😭

i just have to huddle in the corner and not make eye contact

SQUIRELL

ill keep bringning it up

Slightly annoyed because of Cosmo, but I will not use profanity or be informal.

Shy? Are you ignoring me?

Why?

You were here five minutes ago. Spooderwoman? Lots of others.

What makes you think that?

Who tf is spooderwoman?

He seems to want to do that for some reason.

idk

Oh lol I admire your restraint

Okay good night, I am unable to do this anymore, Cosmo, you can try again later if you want I guess.

Bye Shy!

oh bye shy

i gtg too

Who are you?

Aries

Oh alr bye

. You should teach Cosmo the art of memeing, it’s help him in him current quest.

i feel like the gorilla would get hungry

I was here like three months ago

and also get mad it was trapped

everyone on here hates me

especially wade

IM BACK

if u look at the acc that i have referred, that's my first acc

sorry

That's a pretty common occurrence, don't take it to heart if you can

capslock was on

Of course! Enjoy winding them up or weep about it! The choice is yours my dear!

Eh... you've changed shy

Or be neutral.

Oh? How so?

ur from bp?

U speak differently

do people like u now

thats just how she is now

or are u still hated?

she is, here and there

but now all the hate is directed at me

woohoo

Ha!

yayyy

we need someone else to hate

first it was me

then it was el

then it is me again

and still el

And you seem to be unable to read or do not care for respect, but I didn’t expect anything else really. Maybe I’m just cynical.

and sometimes opal

dont forget about opal

shame that i cant relate

leo had hate for a little

So I am outside the circle of hate? Yay!

not much tho

i know you can

WE DO NOT NEED TO HATE ANYONE

yeah

lets all love eachother

HI JAKE

THIS IS NOT SOME SORT OF TRADITION

Hello JakeZ

and fuck eachother

*.

STOP HATING EACH OTHER

family stile

*style

I KNOW WHY U GOT BANNED ON BP

tell!

well hello jake

I DON'T HATE ANYONE EXCEPT DAGGER

long time no see

Cosmo.

YEAH I NEED TO TALK TO DAGGER HE’S KIND OF GONE OFF THE RAILS

i only hate dagger jr

Oh?

HE REALLY HAS

long time no see. do you still remember me?

do tell

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its not el

IM JUST GONNA START INSTABANNING DAGGER JR CAUSE HE CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO THIS SITE BUT PROBLEMS

i think

I hate both of them

delete that

he might be stalking

NO

is it coz u referred WJE in ur bio

IDC THAT MF CAN STALK ALL HE WANTS

and he will report to matt

dagger is so homophobic and racist

^

and matt will do matt things

fr

Jake ^^^

Matt doesn’t like the Daggers either

dagger jr is dagger but a billion times worse

YES I REMEMEBER YOU ARIES

. . . I was banned before that. That’s why I put it there. You are actually quite close.

^^^

*how to talk to you

I mean Cosmo’s quest.

nice... good or bad?

ooh wait why were you banned

Good lol

im taller than you

then how did u put it there

aries, ur form bp, right?

you're still short

phew

IS EL FROM BP

ye

OK

but aries is not el

i think

cosmo is from bp

yeah. my acc got deleted but i made new one

we never knew that

yeah

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

One can edit One’s bio even though One is banned. Do you know any ways to express frustration verbally?

AM I MISSING ANYONE

what is that?

but u can't see the bio.

what is this list

What’s that?

midnight

Bp people

i brought her to wje

Well obviously you can?

The apparent scum of the website

but not really

Why

As we said a couple months ago

Lovely!

Less so know but it's still there!

HEYYYY Madi is from bp i swear

I am banned, and One can see my bio. Explain!

we the pond scum made u the oxygen u breath

oh

o=in bp

Oh yeah she is, so is virgo

that makes more sense

and flappy

MADI ISNT FROM BP

wait, what?

Well not from bp, but they made an account on there

oh

During the troll war thing

lmao yeah

oh

I swear she has an acc there

but she is now one of us

one of us

dude that was so stupid

(chant with me guys)

ONE OF US

oh no we are a cult now

yes

ONE OF US

She wants to be one with Jake, if you catch my train of thought…

ONE OF US(This is like wadeism)

Its like a death note of people from WjE

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

(don't forget midnight"

ONE OF US

One with Jake!

she is also on bp

ONE OF US

haha notice how jake became very quiet

ONE OF US

JOIN US

Haha

kris is also one of us

There’s a Bible verse about that

ONE OF US

ONE WITH JAKE

no

bp

?

Jake the bp list is like a death note to bp users

GUYS LETS START JAKEISM

we are the bored panda scum

Ooooone wiiiiitu Jaaaaake

YES

we already have antijakists

SCREW WADEISM

JAKEISM OR JAKISM?

JAKEISM

nope

same thing

JAKEISM IT IS

LEMME MAKE A POST

OK

but i don't want to be jaked

off the jake

jake off!

I will not join your “cult”, I have created my own cult.

SHOULD I CHANGE MY USERNAME

ur still one of us

no

Fine!

one of us

Haha Jake you're so unpopular

rip

ur the minority now

YES

join the majority

Should I use profanity?

Noooo I'm both

join the boredshevisks

JAKEISM

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65dd107c3d68123396d7ea70

boredshevikism!