Post

no

i have to wait a day...

me is bored panda

What is something jake related

I'll make new acc one sec

JAKEISM

im not

Haha Percabeth Jake

boredshevik

No!

Jake's now a fangirl

i am a boredshevik

JOIN JAKEISM

Unless I can be Alastor Jake

i am the majority

Then yes.

(plus i already cahnged my name

jakeism is fake

Jake I'm going to be Fangirl Jake

i am a boredshevik

Hahah

i am the bajority

done

*majority

AYYY

YAYYY

WE GOT ONE

I AM IN JAKEISM

monster

u r still one of us

COSMO JOIN US

its me the real jake

All Hail King Jake

i cant really

BE COSMOLOGICAL JAKE

i cant

i already changed my name

make new acc

hail me im the real jake

i did that

You can’t accept the truth! Sad!

YOU CAN BE ALPHA JAKE

nuh uh

JAKEISM

JAKEISM

H

sigma jake

#Jakeisthebestmod

JAKEISM

we should all be mods

YES ALL THE JAKES ARE MODS

BOREDSHEVIKISM

All Hail King Jake ツ

wade for mod again

Only jakeism supporters can be mods

THE MOD SHOULD BE SPREAD EVENLY THROUGH US

YES #Jakeisthebestmod

JAKEISM

No damn it I wrote Wade instead of Jake.

JAKEISM

And forgot the ツ.

rip alastor

NOOOOOO REPENT

Ok good night I obviously cannot type properly.

no ew

Amy I'm sorry

NO ITS A GHASTLY WADEIST

But jakeism

i knew u were alastor all along

IM GONNA GO PICK UP MY BROTHER, SPREAD JAKEISM WHILE IM GONE MY CHILDREN

GOODBYE JAKE

KEEP JAKING OFF

What?

im not joining jakeism

ur alastor

YES MY LORD

u cheap norweigen bitch

Oh? Why?

i knew it all along

she isn't cosmo

cosmo fuck off

jacking

<3

Haha I’m not even Norwegian!

):

JAKEISM

british in norweigh

NO JOIN JAKEISM. ALL HAIL KING JAKE

or something

Woak

you’re more likely to spread HIV

i cant join

jakeism is a virus

*Woah

Okay Cosmo, tell me why I am Alastor.

Jakeism is a mental disorder

Shy isn't alastor. Shy just likes Hazbin Hotel

JAKEISM IS A BLESSING

jake has herpes

u have alastor in ur name

the is still hope

How could you say that to me :(

soopy and heroin monkey, ily

so ur alastor

hi amihard

hi cosmology

Nooooop

hi siooopy

fuck

Is this a feeble attempt to make me lose my formality and use profanity? Or are you actually serous?

*soopy8

SHY IS NOT ALASTOR, SHE JUST LIKES HAZBIN HOTEL

she is alastor now

im not saying that she IS alastor

oh idek

Whom? I have not heard of that person.

alastor

tut tut tut

Ha! Am I being unclear today?

u guys also talk in the same way

Shy. You disobeyed the rules of Jakeism and became a Wadeist

oooooohhhhh ur in troub;e

It’s 22:36. My brain is dissipated.

naughty naughty

I must go

JAKEISM FOREVER

oh sorry...

no

It’s okay.

:(

I hate wade but im never gonna join Jakeism

I LOVE JAKEISM

Whom?

Hazbin Hotel is so corny actually

no offense shy im happy u like it

JAKEISM

#Jakeisthebestmod

JAKEISM

wade isn't as bad anymore. sure he may be racist and homophobic and xenophobic but he isn't as bad as dagger or dagger jr. yet

ALL HAIL KING JAKE

no

nop

sah

^^^^^

matt is the best mod

Cosmologist Interntobe answer my question.

#wadeformodagain

no

u and alastor

real

"salutations"

i take it back, there is no hope

Ooh! The tea!

soopy, ur from bp, right?

Yep!

jake forgot to add u to the List

shh shhh no one tell him =3

Indeed!

That meme is sooo much funnier w/o the bottom

like its just sooo cursed

why is jake making a list of ppl from bp

idk

I love spilling tea! It is harmful, AND people will get upset!

Soop’s from BP too?

Yes!

Hi Our Lord

Hello my children.

ALL HAIL KING JAKE

Have you spread the good news of my name?

#Jakeisthebestmod

What news?

Yes, some people disagree though :(

how informal of u

Haha! What do you mean, deer person?

hurting people is not polite

Jake

Jake

How is that informal?

why do u hav a list of all the ppl from BP

i gtg now, FAREWELL MY GLORIOUS LEADER

ok

jake, add soopy to ur list

Salutations!

cya aries

why do u hav the list

brilliant

also if this site existed back in 2018 or maybe 2019 then I think I actually discovered it before I discovered BP

ok

good for u

Because

I think it’s existed for a while

oh

yeah

then I think I found this site before a long time ago

for atleast 7 years

Cosmologist, do you have any theories? Pray tell, I have nothing to do and I need to leave soon.

gtg guys

i'm totally not putting my foot behind my head from the front... does that make anysense

cya all tmrw

i got to catcha bys

Salutations!

id switch to light mode before following jakeism

Goodbye lovely people, I must also leave for it is too late and my mobile device is low on battery.

TVs are bad.

I'm doing this lol

Goodbye.

That is horrifying.

Godbye

lol

sorry

i cant see

what i type

i have my glassoe s of f

I bless you with 20/20 vision

Soon…

i cna wibetna aj ngrusgrizzl y be ar

Can you? I doubt it.

just kniowc it nhjoiut snby punchuing it

Do not ask how I deciphered that.

hahehaehah

Grizzly bears are 270 kg if male, I doubt it. One must play dead.

Satan!

i am big mudscly wooman

Goodbye motherfuckers! See you tomorrow!

i do wokro out everty j

gidiodjv byr

Put. On. You. Glasses.

RIGHT NOW.

igo sleepo now heh

What?

whjat thuat says?

gofusjd byr

Peace

Bye.

gooid bye

heki kidd usir iru i9ec king jake

cnnnnnnnt readdddddddddddddd

i neeeeeeeu9ud sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

goud buyer

pookie

HELL NO!