Hello, people.

People hello

HEYOOO!

hello

hello children of god

hi

OH

HI CHEXXXYYY

HIIIIIIIIIIIII MADIIIIIIIII

HRUUUUUUU

IM DOING REALLY REALLY GREAT

HBUU

Wsg Chex

DUDHSHWHEDJJDJSHD HIIII

OLUGEVYPCIEIYVBSPOUGWIYHSBIGYUSJ HEY YALLLLLLLLlll

Wsg

How are you?

miss me😋?

IPYBVWOUBDWIKH+DA

i think i now hold the record for fastest ban time within creation of an account

Who are you?

im doing awesome

HOW ABOUT YOU ETHANNNNNNNNNNNnn

I’m tired

like what kind of tired? tired of living?

I didn’t sleep last night

Probably

why?

I don’t know I just didn’t sleep 😭

lets go

ITS BECAUSE OF UR GODDAMN PHONE

Sleeping is overrated

real

i dont remember whens the last time i slept more than 3 hours

You can sleep when you’re dead

yes

I don’t sleep I usually have a lot of homework + piano lessons

i wish i was

I got an idea, sleep anyways

do you take piano lessons everyday?

how long does it take?

Every other day

This conversation just took a very dark tone

ahhhh i see

yes

life is miserable

It’s like an hour long but my parents make me practice a lot

Also I don’t think I’ve met you yet

life is never worth living in the first place

are you forced to do so or do u also like piano

Chexers what’s your pfp

dont worry idk myself too

My parents make me

Wow..that’s a mindfuck right there

im matching with my other half (takoyaki)

so forced?

Fun

shes my friend

ingenious u got socials?

Yes 😞

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do you wanna do instead of piano?

IM GREATTT IUDVHDIU

I do have socials but I’d prefer to not share them

understandable

Well he has a busy life

Be lazy and sleep 😭

HAHA

THATS REAL ASF

oh wow

Donut your boyfriend is a furry

Ethan has it the hard way 🥰

Hahah imagine

L

Hard

if only you could live without doing anything

JAMES YOURE GAY AS HELL

i would die for that to happen to everyone who just wants to be lazy and sleep

HALA PINOY KA

BISAYA?????

Fr but my parents are in the way of that

TAGALOG?????????

real, u plannin on moving out?

You’re Filipino?

Yessir

ANOTHER PIPINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aaaaay same!

blud didnt answer me dafuq

ok

Nice

WHAT IS UP GUYS!

HOWS IT BEEN

oh

Gud bruv

wow

nice name

EDP what are you doing here

Chex I have a cult following now

I’m Marvel Jesus

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO RESPOND

cool

I used to ☹️

edp get off here

IS RED TOOL WADE?

Yessir

DOPE AS HELL

Thanks bro

why do u have katakana on ur name

NO PROB

I think it’s the smiley face thing

yes it is the smiley face

Who?

ツ

MMMMM THIS CUPCAKE IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS 🤤

you dumbass lmfao

YUMMY

why does everyone have tsu next to their names

WAHHH YESSSSSS

NO CAUSE

THT CUPCAKE ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD

real

hes wake or jade

CHOCALATE FLAVORED CANDY OR LIKE CUPCAKES

?

ARE YUMMY

AYO TIMMY IS NOW MEGAMIND

mmm

OR EVEN CAKE

i dont like chocolates

...

WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS

but i do eat them

IM KJKJKJKJKJK

ok

IUDHUDVHVIUDDHVI'

AH-

OI

Me too tbh they’re kinda nasty

who said were friends

OUHAHSOUHBAOSIH JK

NO UR MY FRIEND I WILL KIDNAP U

UDCHUDHUVIHV

OUKWDGHIOUBAIUHBASOU ILL SELL MY ORGANS FOR U BBG

WHO SAID U COULD EAT CHOCALATE?

Sure

UHVIUVHDIHUDV OH

Huh

WHO SAID YOU COULD UNFREIND ME OVER CHOCOLATE

CHOCOLATE IS DISGUSTING

WHO SAID YOU COULD SELL YOUR ORGANS

please don’t kill me

ima kill u

CMERE INGENIOUS

COME HERE

CHANGLA TIME

I can do karate

chocolates are okay but i dont wanna eat more than 1 piece of cake

i saw a man today with a woman beater shirt

BUT IF ITS OTHER FLAVORS ID DEVOUR THAT SHIT

Nawww those white tank tops look hideous

HAHAHAH

THEY DO

James wears wife beaters all the time

im hungry asf i could eat a dick

WHY TF WAS U JERKIN OFF AT SUBWAY?

nah

ITS A MEME

I have a slipper and im not afraid to use it

i have my katana ready cus im japenis

oh no

ching chong chaila

Ship name I think

i have my ar 15 in a school zone because im american

🥢

whos ship name

i eat dogs and rats for a living

Me and Jake I think

OHHH

Id def dissect a frog

jake would like that

but like

i feel bad

for it

idk why

He was the one that came up with it

SAME BRO

i was supposed to last school year but they canceled it

STILL WHYS HE JERKIN OFF AT SUBWAY

my best bro sent me a video of him cutting the frog open

while its alive

.

Wtf

thats.

not.

nice.

Bet

i was watching it while on a call with him

because funny

then boom

saw everything

That’s….

Good reason

he was poking it and shit

and i said "does it smell good"

😭

“Why’d you kill that guy?” “Cause funny”

frogs are less then people

she*

no because meme because funny

Very funni

HELP THE FROG SQUEEKING OR SMTH WHATEVER WAS SO FUNNY

its based

AGHHHHHHSJDJS

Magic mike

…. Why was that funny

idk where to start

because watching other creatures suffer fills the void in our hollow lives

Being funny is based

Ok lol

like me

Based

Tbh im not funny 😭😭😭😭

deesmus

That’s amazing

doesnt matter we like u so its fine

Yay

:D

it crashed my computer once

Ethan do you watch Naruto?

theres more lines then on screen

anime sucks

naur rooto

I used to when I was youngsr

I skipped that one

Kakashi was like my idol 😭

i dont watch anime

Which ones did you watxh

Kakashi is awesome

Real

based yugoslavia at pride parade

Chainsaw Man, One Punch Man, a Marvel one, Sonic X, and a few clips from Mob Psycho 100

etan

anime is so trash

shretler

sherkler fr

Based

etan

etatan

What

nothing

I DID NOT KNOW YOU WATCHED ANIME

😭😭😭😭😭

getting his attention to say nothing once you have it

yes

i like his name lol

etatan

etet

tanet

Ethan is an ugly name tbh

etantan

its a silly name

etatan

SONIC X MENTIONED

eat an

if sonic has boobs

theres an annoying kid at my school named ethan

I have two names ✌️

same

what abt him

i have a lot of nicknames given by the people i talk to

sonic is flat

It’s me 🤯

Ethan isn’t my birth name

no youre 17 and from new york

Love that one dude

shing shai xio?

No lol

Not that much anymore, but only those ones

wade reads comics more often ig

ThAts RaCisT

I read whatever my parents want me to read tbh

nuh uh

also wade hows the uh ur collection going

i dont read

Collection?????

he has this uhh mini uhh figures idk what they are called in english tho

ass is better

fancy

cat dog fried rice

Nawww 😭😭😭

When I was a kid I loved that show so I looked up "Sonic X videos" and...

men are better

what

Go on. Finish the sentence.

im just kidding that didn't actually happen

💀💀💀

watch it

I did look up Sonic X Shadow once

wtf

trying to find a pic of shadow's design from the show

I did too, because I was trying to find a picture of Shadow, not a fucking ship.

but I just got sonic and shadow hentai

oh

Nawwwww

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

KUSBGAUOBGSUKHABSUOKJBAKSHAKUSHGOAUKSVBHAKVSKAHVSKHAVSKHAV KHAKSAHHAGSKAKSB

I was a good kid and instead did my homework and never went on my iPad

WHAT THE FU-

That’s a lie actually

yummy eyeballs

cause you're asian ethan

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I was an Ipad kid

I’m Asian and I’m doing this instead of homework

it's gonna get passed down from generation to generation

im the example of a bad asian

I hate being Asian

all asians are baddies

I’m what my friends call a fasian

slay

NO.

NOOOOOOOO

okay bruver wat

imagine

IM IN SCHOOL OWUBSLUHA

Have you seen the one of Sonic and Mario making out?

i wanna try takis and doritos

and uh

goldfish

and uh

kinder joy

jake said sonic x shadow and i looked it up and put the most cursed pictures there

and uh

cereals

Sonic and Mario get it on in like a gif or something

wat za fuq

yum

no

Sonic feet are something I don’t wanna see

toe crust 🤤🤤🤤

KIDDING

No no no

I hate you

number 15

I forget you’re FEET LUST.

feet licking lust

Burger King Foot Fungus

nuh uh dat some other guy

THATS THE MOST DETAILED

I JUST LOST MY CONTACTS AND NOW I HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES

FUCK WHERE ARE THEY

clipped

oh that's not even close to what else there is out there

stuck in ur eyelid

CAN I SEE UR GLASSES???????

(just glasses i swear)

If we’re doing Sonic X Shadow might as well search up Rouge the Bat

Maybe

bro looking liek he getting ready for blow job

Uhhhh..meow?

PLEASEEEEEEEE

and also el said she doesnt know what im talking abt when i asked her for ur pic or smth bc u told us before to ask el for it

Chex you’ve seen my face right?

no

Ok

We all want to Wade

thats why i asked u to let me know whens the next call cus u said u show ur face

Someone has my photo and I don’t want it anywhere 😭

Well that means I can trust you all 80% since nobody’s posted it and shared it yet

me?

That’s me baby boy. I HAVE IT. ITS MINE. THE POWER AT MY DISPOSAL.

i have uwu lol

If you share it I will actually kill you

🔪

I do not fear death.

SNED MEEEEEEEEEE

the glasses i wanna see them

Ermmmm no

and no u dont have to wear it

ok

show on UwU

real

No

I’ll think about it

yey

I gotta think really HARD..

?

Wade istg

how hard

wade u have da powa

Erection level hard

You will actually die

found a picture of his glasses

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand..

what are you jerking it to

Wade uwu

death is something we cannot fear

hello kitten

hello E - Kitten

UWU

WHATS GOOD CHUNKE MONKE

im not a discord kitten

oml

GUYS DO YOU KNOW AG IS A TRANSGENDER

o

no

yes

Yes

yuppers indeed

lol

Whos AG?

wait hes trying to be a girl now

you wouldnt get it

oh wow

NO HE'S TRYING TO BE HOMOPHOBIC