Greeting

Halo

hi

hru

Good, just realized I was playing Subnautica for way too long and decided to eat lunch

haha nice

*appears*

hey leo

Hbu?

Hey Leo!

hi

“Me French”

poor inglish

What? I understood that you’re Harriet and you’re… 17 years old?

désolée

oui oui

Lovely profile pictures, you’ll definitely not be bullied haha

I’m Marie and I’m 19

Since you are bad at English I will talk in very advanced English because why not?

Give me a reason not to

profille picture? image de profil?

do no understand

lol

Lovely! Do you like caviar?

Marie better inglish then me

non. it yuck

do you?

Nope!

oui oui

Isn’t caviar just fish menstruation? As are hens’ eggs

But fish wouldn’t menstruate because they lay eggs. So it would be menstruation because the male hasn’t cummed on it. Hmph

Shy dragon where are you from?

fish egg

The most United Kingdom of them all!

Your mum.

my mum?

maman

cava?

ta mère t'a créé en utilisant ton père comme engrais et ainsi tu as engendré et nous as rejoint sur terre

What was that google translate? Lying is naughty

It DID say spawned, but fathered is infinitely superior

oh oui, je le savais. qu'est-il arrivé à l'anglais avancé ?

où sont les gens?

Bloody hell. One may think that One is insulting, but One is only embarrassing Oneself truly and it is unnecessarily offensive to Oneself. Should I write very carefully picked advanced words? Does One want me to? This is not supposed to be very advanced, but if One thinks so, I apologise, you are going to wish your parents never did intercourse and loathed each other and also murdered each other while they were feti.

pardon?

I scared them away probably. Or your French babbling was too irritating and they decided to cleanse their eyes and ears with soap mixed with bleach

regrettes-tu d'être venu ici, cher ami ?

me need go now

good bye

Goodbye French person whom it was fun to annoy

me back