Got Caught

wdym

lol whatd u do

oh

mallllllllard

hiiii

hiii

hruuuu

im goodddd, i had a meet and theb i went to my friends house but i ate too much and now it hurts :(

nice lmao

im so tired bro

i bett

MONDAY PRACTICE IS GONNA BE SO TOUGH

I CAN FEEL IT ALREADY

OH NOOOO

bc this meet, it wasnt an officially sanctioned meet

so nobody tried bro

literally everyone added like 16 seconds on everything

damn lmao

ITS GONNA BE SO HORRIBLE

NO YOU GOT THISSS

its ok tho cause i have a rlly important meet on friday

so he might let me slide

hehehe

l

ooo hehehe

hey heroid

heroin

dead chat

fr

?

john f revengedy

wsg

hey nate

hru

hi nate

Hi natey watey

h kris

hey kris

I'm good how r u guys

im alright

that's cool

sii

Wsg

hi ethan

Wsg heroin monkey

Can we start over my dude

hey ethan

Hi map

*mal

sure

Ok

Ligma balls

ok now im confident someone different is on jakes acc

bc look what he said earlier too

Bru

No Jake is just weird

No id say that

It’s an acronym for pemdas

We’re all unhinged on here

CUSTOM MINI BLICKY CHOPPA

Leash is wild

Leash?

WADE

POOKIE

Did I miss anything lol

How are you?

no

Pretty good hbu

I’m chill

oh wade youre on

Yep

i am a firm believer that any song sounds better with the kahoot music in the background

I have never played kahoot

really

the music is fire

Hello!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLr_HTpC6m4

hi

How are you doing today?

hi

im doing bad

why are you doing bad?

im sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

noooooooooo

jake came on for like 2 seconds and then left

jake came on for like 2 seconds and then left

damn

flAPPY

my brother j got in trouble for playing w my baby brothers booger sucker

mAl

HI

nd like it has a tube nd my mom puts one end in his nose and then sucks the other end nd theres a filter nd shit

sad times

somehow my brother got water in the tube

lolollololol

HEY AMY

...

following in his father's footsteps

nd my mom was like "last time i checked something that SUCKS MY BROTHERS BOOGERS isnt something i should PLAY WITH"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so your brother ate your other brother boogers is what youre saying

no she washes out the boogers

nd the thing has a filter that prevents the boogers from being consumed

still gross

it has a little compartment that goes in the babies nose nd theres a thing that prevents anything from getting out

so the only way to get the boogers out is to rinse it

Damn

Ew that thing is so nasty my mom used to have one for my brother when he was a baby

its rlly cool though lmao

ewwwwwww

Why are you like this

lmfao

guys

i finally ordered batteries

for my keyboard

after like

Nice

3 years or procrastinating

Jake

What did I miss

I guess you’ll never know who’s telling the truth

Wade killed himself

Bro just shut up

Unintentionally

You’re kidding right

Auto-erotic asphyxiation

wait what

Iykyk

You cocksucker

if wade can suck himself off he must have an extremely flexible spine

Healing factor

He’s back from the dead guys

Healing factor fr

woah

Wade how did you survive choking on your own dick

jake i found a better smiley face character for the end of your username ت ت ت ت

9/11

racist

I can fit a lot in there

dayum

Wow

I’ll prove it

Guess what guys

Bet

lol

Double bet

Well Wade? We’re waiting

lol

wade im sorry i was being kinda rude or whatever

It’s alr, I’m used to it

Unzip ur pants

lol ok

GAY

*unzips*

AYO PAUSE

I WAS JOKING SORT OF

ah yes

hi

malllll

leoooo

ok im gonna eat breakfast brb

have fun

haha

AMY

💀

😭

damn amy laughed at wades death nd dipped

as i should

AMYYY

hey MAL

i missed you

i missed you toooo

i finished my math project

last night

yayyy!

it was awful.

can isee

:(

well cus you answer 6 bigger problems

nd then the answer you like substitute for a letter

like

uh

ohhh ir emeber thiose

siiiii

anyway

i worked for like over an hour

WHY

nd the final answer you get is sposed to be on the other sheet

IM SORRY

Hellaurrr

which has like names of ppl on it nd their favourite numbers

that sounds excruiciating

nd so the answer you get is the person who did the "crimes"

anyway

the answer i got

wasnt a fucking option

nooo

so my mom had to send my work to her friend cus shes a math teacher

isee

so her poor friend got to take time out of her night checking my work cus im too stupid to get it right

nd it took another like 45 minutes

so i spent about 2 hours on a project thats sposed to take like 30 minutes

i love school👍

im sorry

:(((

at least its over now?

i FUCKING swear if i dont get a good grade on it

im going to be so pissed

(not me still being mad abt it even though i did it last night)

im pretty sure i got the right person i j hope i showed my work well enough to get full credit

nd i hope its legible

it will be :)

cus my handwriting in math is so bad

lol real

i cant write numers

number

s

lmao

lookit the lovely problem i got to solve at the end though

your handwriting is so cute ngl

Jus togt off the peter pan ride

ok

cool

aw thanks :)

was it fun?

is this ded

idk

are you ded

im tryna decide on a new pfp

Oo

no

oo fancy

What are you thinking

yes

idk

im

looking

i need a better pfp

im j too lazy to find one

what if i j made my pfp a picture of my eye

lol

you have hella pretty eyes

nd j weirded ppl out w it

I almost made it a photo of myself when I was 8

theyre so boring i have like 2 pictures where they look nice

Amy new pfp for the first time in like 8 months

lmao

grrr my wje is delayed

Amy you’ve only had like 2 longstanding pfps since you’ve been here

I would have died

lmao

most of my pfps have j been pics of me in the mirror

I looked so weird 😭

cus im not creative

bro same

ok

i was so ugly from ages like 6-12

SAME

like i was straight up demoni

demonic

this is the only pfp i need because it is legendary

I can’t take any photos of myself without covering my face

👁️

ooo eyeball

Yuppers

stop staring into my soul

I can’t take selfies for shit

i only have 2 decent pictures of my eye nd theyre both from awkward angles

Ew my WJE is delayed too

I can't take pics of myself without doing faces

Well actually it’s just not updating at all

You guys didn’t see that

neither can i thats why i do it in the mirror w my face covered lmao

Same

Imagine

You’re right we didn’t cause the site is lagging

It was just my eyeball

eyeball

Balls

in my eye

Your pupil is really dilated are you okay

its cus it was in direct sunlight

I mean it does look like you’re staring into the sun so

Oh yeah makes sense

yeah

i risked my perfect vision for a cool picture of my eye

cus theyre so dark nd i was desperate af

Nu

un

Tuna sub

Mal say it backwards

it looks like a normal eye

i have blue eyes

it backwards

LUCKY

Say tuna sub backwards

Tuna dom

how is it lucky

tuna sub backwards

Nooooo ir looks too like

cus blue eyes are so pretty

bus anut

It's busy nut

wait

Busa nut

eyeball-ish?

Say I like coconut but replace coconut with penis

yea but its cus im whute

i like coconut but replace coconut with penis

wut

Mal kill uourself

whos uourself?

*white*

Bro white people have the best eyes

i wish i had like

not brown eyes

new

like blue or green or grey

anything but brown

Mal what is Mal short for

nothing, its not my real name

Ethan is short for Ethan

wild

i bet its short for

ethanfgdhisjofihgfuerijordfkrsihoeuaj

lol yes

You doxxed me

yup

sure did

i now know your whole name

ethanfgdhisjofihgfuerijordfkrsihoeuaj tgefwhiojrketgreiuwodkjfgher

nd you live on

um

My parents chose my name by throwing a ball down the stairs and that’s how they chose my name

123 sesame street

interesting

i was almost named alexis

I’m joking my real name is just ugly

but then i didnt look like an alexis

damn just ugly is a strange name

My name was almost Justin

I am not kidding

that is like

the most basic white boy name

to ever exist

only 8% of the world has blue eyes

though i cant say shit cus my names basic af

Everybody with blue eyes is related

I WANT BLUE EYES

let me guess... julia

I have brown eyes

im so mad too

cus i coulda had blue eyes

nope

no

I think that’s why they didn’t choose that

its not

her name's pretty

no its not

Yo Amy who's ur pfp

Is WJE lagging for anyone else

my eyes are really dark

they don't even turn brown in the sunlight

prettyyyyyyyyyy

idfk

i need a better pfp

imma try to find one

L

gangsta spongebob

Madi has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen 🥰

Lol remember when I tried to start a gang

Wje crew rq

WADEEEE

i did not ask

i like your pfp rn

you look really pretty in it

YOURE BEING TOLD

I needa change my pfp

SMH SMH

ok

what even is youe pfp

aww thanks

your

Looking at them makes me smile :D

ok

Wholesome fr

Should match with me fr

Imagine your eyes looking good

Fr

Do you guys like lobster

yeah

why

I tried it for the first time today

Not for me

that's such a random question

Ik

congrats

No

Cause my stomach feels weird now

uh

That’s why I thought of it

Lobster is gross

take an antacid or something

shut up

i'm going to send the entire population of Maine after you

I used to like it but it makes me sick

Shrimp is okay ish but lobster has a worse aftertaste

womp womp

try harder

😭

where mak

mal

i here

coo

good

yayayay

i cried today cause its matpats last theory

saddest video ever

damn

I miss him

Yo I sent u soemthin

fr

deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What channel was it on

Game

Me watching all the secret endings right after the finale:🗿

it was a game theory on game theory

. . . .

hello my rats

If we’re rats then are u the cat?

hiss hiss bitch

Then is Jake a dog?

nice try Wade

Whaaaat?

Figured he wouldn’t be a rat like the rest of us

Your right he'd be the rat exterminator

I’d be a great dog

bark

....alot of nipples you got there

. . .\

kinky

are you a girl with babies?

makes sense

always knew you were a bit sissy

Lmao thats Dogpool

Isnt deadpool a guy?

so in real terms

you have deadpool

ftm

in a dog costume

but its a girl

instead of a guy

No that’s the dog for Deadpool 3

I guess they just chose that dog

even though Ryan Renolds played deadpool

Woah bigger than mine

DogPool was originally a male dog but I guess they changed it for the movie, not a huge deal tho

That’s impossible, yours is pretty big

You would know ;)

Facts fr

.

man whore

Slutty bitch

suck it

You first

im good <3

slut